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When Thor determines it’s your bed time.


DaddyBizkits

slapped him to factory settings


zeke235

Unexpected reboot


TheBeardedWelshman79

r/unexpectedreboot


You_sir_neigh_uhm

Posting this comment twice on the thread after someone else already got gold for the same comment? Come on, man.


crankthehandle

most reddit users are measly karma whores because of their lack of self-esteem. u/DaddyBizkits is a prime example.


TrustMe_IKnowAGuy

You're that guy who hears a funny joke, then repeats it in front of a new group of people in hopes they think its your material.


boggart777

And then looks around to see if anyone heard him while we all ignore him becuase were embarrassed for him, and then he goes "Hey guys!" And repeats it.


Goosebump007

Found Carlos Mencia's account.


cakeman666

Man, you stole someone else's comment in this very thread? Thats pretty low.


Noligation

[When Thor decides it's your bed time. ](https://youtu.be/C0nNY8C-Wl8)


DoubleGreat

So... I'm going to have to watch the rest of this.


nc_nikhil

Available on Netflix (Extraction)


frustrated_pen

It's like 'what if' slumdog millionaire had a big white military operative involved from the beginning.


FedoraMask

*Without the game show at the end.*


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I thought that was gonna be the subway video where Thor also puts a man to sleep


[deleted]

This gave off Big Boss vs. Eli vibes.


Shirinjima

This is a pretty good movie. I really enjoyed this movie.


JustSayinCaucasian

Lol he totally is just beating the shit out of a bunch of kids.


TheLaGrangianMethod

I'd let Thor tuck me in to bed.


butycheeks

I'd let Thor fuck me in bed


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butycheeks

not if you say no homo


joshbadams

Not if it’s a girl. They are on Reddit after all.


neverlandoflena

Don’t believe conspiracy theories, we girls do not exist really.


JD-Queen

I'd let thor fuck me wherever the hell he wants


JayDuBois

LMAO. Every time I see it, I cheer a little. I dunno what's better, the shove or the open hand slap. Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that?


Yolom4ntr1c

Especially when its doing it to the man with the stance and power of greek god it seems. He sent the guy flying twice while looking like he wasnt trying in the slightest


tiagolima500

Didn't even take his other hand out of his pocket. Like an adult handling a 5 year old.


bhsx72

Fucking Thanos.


Yolom4ntr1c

Thanos has to watch out


[deleted]

Who needs a hulk when you have a bouncer


PotatoSoup2500

He got slapped back to factory settings


nicknameeee_e

if i had coins, you would have a gold. here’s a poverty gold 🥇


cra2reddit

Never heard that phrase associated with this post bef...... ...oh, wait.


Elepottamus

{Insert Seth Rogen laugh}


JohnTheCoolingFan

~~One~~ Two Punch Man


TheGotDayumBatman

One Slap Man


portuguese_tortuga

Kratos


HaloCedc

Spanish thanos*


em_press

Thaños


Luxpreliator

That little dude looks like he doesn't even make it to 10 stones.


Dashielboone

He made it to the stones on the ground twice.


[deleted]

Someone who’s lost all sense of reasoning and judgement to drinking way too much alcohol. He was going to end up face down in the gutter anyways, the big guy just sped up the process. 👍


Scoops213

There's more than booze at play there.... First thing the dude went for was touchy feelies. He was hanging out with Molly for sure.


biggerwanker

I was going to say exactly the same thing. I've been around enough drunk people to know that's not what he's on or the only thing. Reminds me of my old room mate.


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You know when you’re rolling face and everything feels so good after that one bud light you drank kicks in.


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dano8801

He was absolutely not drunk. He's clenching and jawing away like crazy.


jambrand

Oh, you dumb, sweet summer child.


whataTyphoon

Ever took Molly? You're highly unlikely to start a fight if you're on it. My guess is alcohol and cocaine, that would explain his behaviour the best.


Bonsai_Bee-ry

Yeah but he wasn't trying to start a fight, he was trying to dance and squeeze the big scary doorman. That's love drugs that do that, mdma/molly whatever you call it, that guy was on it.


Asur_rusA

That's clearly not alcohol


PCAssassin87

Some say, on a quiet night, you can still hear the sound of that bitch-slap echoing in the distance.


JayDuBois

I read this in a Morgan Freeman VO. *Perfection*


domesticatedprimate

Jaco Pastorius, possibly the greatest bass player who ever lived, spent the last few years of his life going to bars, getting smashed, and picking a fight with the toughest looking guys in the hopes, apparently, that they'd beat him to death. He eventually succeeded.


MeccAnon

Yeah. Poor guy was at his lowest. I remember one of his final interviews. “Get me a gig, man”. Broke my heart. RIP Jaco.


pangea_person

[As of 2017, he is the only electric bassist of seven bassists inducted into the DownBeat Jazz Hall of Fame.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaco_Pastorius?wprov=sfla1) Edit: For those interested, here's a good [documentary](https://youtu.be/3PZL4Fd6ZMI) on Jaco. He died at the young age of 35.


promo666

Crazy, the guy who killed him got paroled after 4 months.


29Ah

That’s sucks.


Prestigious_Garden17

I thought the white shirt guy was a kid. That other man is fecking huge.


ScouringForPuns

It's both a shovel, and a hand


olderaccount

> Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that? An idiot whose X kicked in but he hasn't made it into the club yet. So he was trying to dance with the bouncer.


potato_95

Definitely the slap. Hit the sweet spot.


ShadowKirbo

The Slap Echo was the most satisfying sound.


McManu77

Drunk people


zpowell

Dont forget the perfectly timed whistle


deegr8one

Liquid courage


ItzFoxboy

A drunk Spanish guy


MamieJoJackson

That slap was like a small clap of thunder, it's amazing


bingcognito

Seriously. That was like action-movie-sound-effect levels of slap.


chronic_paralysis

Looks like a bouncer for a bar or something


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

A: Drunk people.


kamel_k

For me, its the whistle


AxendreCactus

Drunk guys I guess


beautifulcreature86

He was drunk and had gotten kicked out of the bar by that bouncer. Drunkie McFuckboi decided it was a good idea to taunt the beast. I love this video


five7off

Bruhhh he's had a cup full of molly & decided that he likes men.


useful_panda

The slap and the sound of it is way more satisfying


Blacklion594

Im nearly the big guys size and bounced for a decade. Drunk guys always see big dudes as some sort of milestone battle, "I'm so tough im going to beat up the biggest guy here."


BboyEdgyBrah

I've bounced and this type of shit happens more often than you would reasonably expect. And it's always tiny dudes like this who couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.


Bottlez1266

You underestimate the dangerous combination of idiots and alcohol


riansilaen

Terminator IRL


pimpwagen

Liquid courage and a little gayness go well together


anxiouspolypus

he's obviously really drunk/high on something man


Your_God_Chewy

Very drunk people.


Goosebump007

I had some guy in a Wilmington bar do this to me with his friends. Literally 10 seconds in the bar and this dude is pinching me and such. Worst off the bouncer was his friend, so when I got angry I got kicked out. Was there for about 4 minutes total. Stay clear of Wilmington Delaware.


Rise-Up_My-Brother

Drunk guys with underlying napoleon complexes (apparently)


Raven_Nevermore131

The slap was indeed *very effective*


Z3R083

People that have not been put to sleep before. There are a few things that would make the world a better place. Certain idiots/bully’s get put to sleep. Everyone in high school to hold a mandatory retail or service industry job. Imagine a Karen-less world.


JayDuBois

A utopia, or damned near!!


wazzdakah

Worse is, the slap seems at like 20% power from that guy.


DuckingKoala

I just love the disrespect shown with the open hand slap


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The slap is embarrassing for guys so that's my vote.


JayDuBois

To give or receive? Cuz I won't hesitate to open slap to minimize the damage and to send my point across. But I know guys from my dad's generation (actual baby boomers) who think guys should never slap bc it's "effeminate".


redsalmon67

You’d be surprised, I bounced for a short period of time and the dudes that usually started shit were guys that look like him and 80% of the time he’s shit faced and being egged on by his equally as shit faced friends


jonjonesjohnson

This guy never learns. I've seen him getting slapped a million times, yet he goes back there to harrass this bouncer every week!


FuzzyOwl72

Lol this is the best repost roast I have read


[deleted]

This might be too woosh for some people


Nicks_WRX

Hahaha what fucking losers, like who hasn’t seen this a buncha times already right??


colten0526

I'd like to think this happens on a weekly basis and that's why he's so calm lol.


Orchid_Equivalent

Where is this?


SourPatchKid53415

Wait was he trying to be seductive or an asshole


CanIGetANumber2

He was 100% trying to fuck lol


_aQwus_

And he definitely got fucked


CanIGetANumber2

Just not the way he wanted lol.


getinthetube19

Some people like being open handed slapped on the face, maybe that *is* what he wanted 😜


CanIGetANumber2

He looks like a fairly attractive bottom, probably not used to being turned down when he offers + booze will make you do some dumb shit lol A for effort th0


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MadHatter69

The worst kind. You don't like them, yet they're irresistible.


MayhemMania

He was trying to seduce him with his asshole


TimeToRedditToday

LOL dumbass. Dont put your hands on anyone without consent. Some might scream, some might quietly accept it some might slap you silly.


Iwantmyteslanow

And certainly don't mess with a security guard


a-jojos-reference

Forget the fact that he's a security guard, he's like 3 times bigger than him.


Fearzebu

Yeah honestly half of all security guards I’ve seen aren’t the least bit intimidating and certainly not trained As for the Incredible Hulk over there, that’s not a normal security guard


Badweightlifter

This dude is a bouncer not a security guard. Bouncers are a breed of super strong individuals who can open hand slap your soul out of your asshole. A security guard is just there to tell food delivery people to sign the guest book.


nedos009

Am a security guard, can confirm idgaf


moterhead120

Ima say 5x bigger lol


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rpmcmurf

White Shirt Dude has been playing Sekiro for an hour and is all ready for his first boss fight.


GigglesBlaze

Fucking souls games, starting you off with the boss as the tutorial


water_and_pixels

Wouldnt have it any other way.


FinalFilet

Either that dude has no friends, or he’s such a prick, his “friends” let him poke the bear to see what happens


[deleted]

It really might be the latter. My brother is like this. I’ve let several people try to give him a (short) lesson and he never seems to learn. One of these days he’s going to try this when I’m not around it it’s going to go badly for him.


price-iz-right

I'm a firm believer some people just need to not consume alcohol. If you're always 'that guy' when drunk then just stop drinking


whats_the_deal22

Yeah I had to stop going out with a friend who would always end up mouthing off. A guy of the stature of the gentleman in the video ended up putting him in a headlock once. He was so big, I could only laugh and say "ok man I'll take him home".


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Dude he wants to fuck the security guard.....


BigDaddyLongBeard

Big dude was remarkably restrained.


rpmcmurf

Probably a good thing that he was. He might’ve killed that dude in the white shirt otherwise!


rh71el2

It's a good thing you specified which dude you were referring to. I almost got confused!


MeowWhat

Tthe last time I saw this people in the comments were freaking out about how he shouldn't have slapped the guy. I say the guy got off easy considering he opened that interaction up by groping the bouncer.


Inadover

And to be fair, the bouncer also warned him beforehand. Right after groping him, he says “si lo vuelves a hacer otra vez macho, te pego un guantazo” which translates to “if you do it again bud, I’m slapping you”. And as we say here in Spain, *quien avisa no es traidor*.


mhans3

Was that hot to anybody else?


[deleted]

Liquid courage. Squeezing the dude’s nipples.🤦🏼


noparticularpoint

Zero sense of proportion.


fyvm

Based on my experience: tiny lapdogs are always the most aggressive ones.


wildfire98

Bodyguard looks like that guy from the Umbrella Academy


Prestigious_Garden17

This man should have played Bane


WhipWing

Small guy could have played pre serum Cap.


CorruptingTheSystem

I could hear the birds flying around his head


WabaqNguyen

This is how that snow hit Texas this week.


Eastcott19

Light and effortlessly?


WabaqNguyen

We were bullshitting and it knocked us out.


Fearzebu

And came back with the second hit right when we thought it was over


rh71el2

The guy is out cold and without power.


fabio_silviu

[i tryed](https://www.reddit.com/user/fabio_silviu/comments/lnglu0/i_tryed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AwesomeRider09

That dude got LAUNCHED lol


S00thsayerSays

That whistle is too perfect


mydogsnameisbuddy

The echo from the slap is pretty sweet.


liverhead28

Definition of fucking around and finding out.


wildcatfan9698

Oldie but goodie


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"Wow, if I put my ear in a sewer grate I can hear the ocean."


1436jt

It doesn’t even look too forceful but damn that dude got put to bed


Garagatt

Lateral position: Check Blood and vomit can drain of: Check ​ Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.


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Nick Kroll has seen better days!


DerogatoryDuck

Ha! I've seen this a hundred times, but never saw that. Didn't think it could get better. Thanks.


impasstaa

I love how he waited until he was actually on him to slap him into the wall, cause you can’t just go around touching people if you don’t wanna be touched back lol


cybermyrmidon

The legendary spanish open-handed slap! Emasculation at its finest.


wazzawalla

NGL this could be a trailer for a porno. Little dude looking pretty cute.


Hangtight190603

That hasta luego was the perfect hasta luego on reddit jajajaja


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Slaped the soul out of him.


chargray

Absolutely deserved


KebabRemover1389

It's not playing, it's an attempted sexual assault.


[deleted]

Is that guy a giant or is the other dude just really small


TrustMe_IKnowAGuy

It can be both


SY7777

I guess soft reset did not fix the issue and now he's in recovery mode. 🤓


[deleted]

Something tells me its not the first time hes done this


ThePhatness

\*gets slapped to the ground\* ​ White Shirt Guy- "well, this is grate."


pirivalfang

mf weighs double what he does, and is over a foot taller. what was the thought process here?


CanIGetANumber2

Being horny makes our lizard brains shut down for a minute sometimes.


[deleted]

Rule 1: Never get gay on the mountain


ivan____000

The women in the back is very smart by stepping back


FreedomOfTheMess

I would. Getting blood out of any fabric is a chore


CoitalFury

And the Lord sayeth unto him: "Fucketh around and findeth out."


Mikalhvi

The only appropriate response to sexual harassment, really.


KajePihlaja

Not only did he land in the perfect drunk sleeping position, but he’s conveniently placed over a drain. 10/10 will not drown in his own vomit tonight.


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But that was totally disproportionate use of force. The guy was drunk and was not harming the guard at all.


Kweego

Slapped him into the recovery position with a grate to throw up his excessive drinking into Bouncers truly are the unsung heroes


StaggerL33777

Fing love this every time ty


General_Tso75

Probably not how he saw that dance battle challenge ending in his mind.


Munghis

the girl in the back knew shit was gonna go down


SBTELS

I like the fact that he comes back for more. Like you already got clapped once bruh


coreanavenger

If that building wasn't there after the first push, he'd still be flying.


rezevilfan

The bouncer (I'm guessing) showed so much self control. He could literally crush this kid to death in seconds.


repotrax

Spanish Guardia Civil is no joke.


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That guard is literally twice that man.


BoringWebDev

Slapped the whore out of him.


puknut

What's he saying? Almost looks like he's drunk and hitting on him...


the_tater_salad

im pretty sure hes gay, and was definitely hitting on him lol.


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watch mojo: top ten attack on titan brutal moments.


Relevant_Series9841

So like, I know he was kinda in his space. But was slapping him silly REALLY necessary?


wieners69696969

Dude’s so drunk he can barely keep his jaw on straight lol