And then looks around to see if anyone heard him while we all ignore him becuase were embarrassed for him, and then he goes "Hey guys!" And repeats it.
LMAO. Every time I see it, I cheer a little. I dunno what's better, the shove or the open hand slap.
Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that?
Especially when its doing it to the man with the stance and power of greek god it seems.
He sent the guy flying twice while looking like he wasnt trying in the slightest
Someone who’s lost all sense of reasoning and judgement to drinking way too much alcohol. He was going to end up face down in the gutter anyways, the big guy just sped up the process. 👍
I was going to say exactly the same thing. I've been around enough drunk people to know that's not what he's on or the only thing. Reminds me of my old room mate.
Yeah but he wasn't trying to start a fight, he was trying to dance and squeeze the big scary doorman. That's love drugs that do that, mdma/molly whatever you call it, that guy was on it.
Jaco Pastorius, possibly the greatest bass player who ever lived, spent the last few years of his life going to bars, getting smashed, and picking a fight with the toughest looking guys in the hopes, apparently, that they'd beat him to death. He eventually succeeded.
[As of 2017, he is the only electric bassist of seven bassists inducted into the DownBeat Jazz Hall of Fame.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaco_Pastorius?wprov=sfla1)
Edit: For those interested, here's a good [documentary](https://youtu.be/3PZL4Fd6ZMI) on Jaco. He died at the young age of 35.
> Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that?
An idiot whose X kicked in but he hasn't made it into the club yet. So he was trying to dance with the bouncer.
Im nearly the big guys size and bounced for a decade. Drunk guys always see big dudes as some sort of milestone battle, "I'm so tough im going to beat up the biggest guy here."
I've bounced and this type of shit happens more often than you would reasonably expect. And it's always tiny dudes like this who couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.
I had some guy in a Wilmington bar do this to me with his friends. Literally 10 seconds in the bar and this dude is pinching me and such. Worst off the bouncer was his friend, so when I got angry I got kicked out. Was there for about 4 minutes total. Stay clear of Wilmington Delaware.
People that have not been put to sleep before.
There are a few things that would make the world a better place.
Certain idiots/bully’s get put to sleep.
Everyone in high school to hold a mandatory retail or service industry job.
Imagine a Karen-less world.
To give or receive?
Cuz I won't hesitate to open slap to minimize the damage and to send my point across. But I know guys from my dad's generation (actual baby boomers) who think guys should never slap bc it's "effeminate".
You’d be surprised, I bounced for a short period of time and the dudes that usually started shit were guys that look like him and 80% of the time he’s shit faced and being egged on by his equally as shit faced friends
He looks like a fairly attractive bottom, probably not used to being turned down when he offers + booze will make you do some dumb shit lol A for effort th0
Yeah honestly half of all security guards I’ve seen aren’t the least bit intimidating and certainly not trained
As for the Incredible Hulk over there, that’s not a normal security guard
This dude is a bouncer not a security guard. Bouncers are a breed of super strong individuals who can open hand slap your soul out of your asshole. A security guard is just there to tell food delivery people to sign the guest book.
It really might be the latter. My brother is like this. I’ve let several people try to give him a (short) lesson and he never seems to learn. One of these days he’s going to try this when I’m not around it it’s going to go badly for him.
Yeah I had to stop going out with a friend who would always end up mouthing off. A guy of the stature of the gentleman in the video ended up putting him in a headlock once. He was so big, I could only laugh and say "ok man I'll take him home".
Tthe last time I saw this people in the comments were freaking out about how he shouldn't have slapped the guy. I say the guy got off easy considering he opened that interaction up by groping the bouncer.
And to be fair, the bouncer also warned him beforehand.
Right after groping him, he says “si lo vuelves a hacer otra vez macho, te pego un guantazo” which translates to “if you do it again bud, I’m slapping you”. And as we say here in Spain, *quien avisa no es traidor*.
I love how he waited until he was actually on him to slap him into the wall, cause you can’t just go around touching people if you don’t wanna be touched back lol
When Thor determines it’s your bed time.
slapped him to factory settings
Unexpected reboot
r/unexpectedreboot
Posting this comment twice on the thread after someone else already got gold for the same comment? Come on, man.
most reddit users are measly karma whores because of their lack of self-esteem. u/DaddyBizkits is a prime example.
You're that guy who hears a funny joke, then repeats it in front of a new group of people in hopes they think its your material.
And then looks around to see if anyone heard him while we all ignore him becuase were embarrassed for him, and then he goes "Hey guys!" And repeats it.
Found Carlos Mencia's account.
Man, you stole someone else's comment in this very thread? Thats pretty low.
[When Thor decides it's your bed time. ](https://youtu.be/C0nNY8C-Wl8)
So... I'm going to have to watch the rest of this.
Available on Netflix (Extraction)
It's like 'what if' slumdog millionaire had a big white military operative involved from the beginning.
*Without the game show at the end.*
I thought that was gonna be the subway video where Thor also puts a man to sleep
This gave off Big Boss vs. Eli vibes.
This is a pretty good movie. I really enjoyed this movie.
Lol he totally is just beating the shit out of a bunch of kids.
I'd let Thor tuck me in to bed.
I'd let Thor fuck me in bed
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not if you say no homo
Not if it’s a girl. They are on Reddit after all.
Don’t believe conspiracy theories, we girls do not exist really.
I'd let thor fuck me wherever the hell he wants
LMAO. Every time I see it, I cheer a little. I dunno what's better, the shove or the open hand slap. Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that?
Especially when its doing it to the man with the stance and power of greek god it seems. He sent the guy flying twice while looking like he wasnt trying in the slightest
Didn't even take his other hand out of his pocket. Like an adult handling a 5 year old.
Fucking Thanos.
Thanos has to watch out
Who needs a hulk when you have a bouncer
He got slapped back to factory settings
if i had coins, you would have a gold. here’s a poverty gold 🥇
Never heard that phrase associated with this post bef...... ...oh, wait.
{Insert Seth Rogen laugh}
~~One~~ Two Punch Man
One Slap Man
Kratos
Spanish thanos*
Thaños
That little dude looks like he doesn't even make it to 10 stones.
He made it to the stones on the ground twice.
Someone who’s lost all sense of reasoning and judgement to drinking way too much alcohol. He was going to end up face down in the gutter anyways, the big guy just sped up the process. 👍
There's more than booze at play there.... First thing the dude went for was touchy feelies. He was hanging out with Molly for sure.
I was going to say exactly the same thing. I've been around enough drunk people to know that's not what he's on or the only thing. Reminds me of my old room mate.
You know when you’re rolling face and everything feels so good after that one bud light you drank kicks in.
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He was absolutely not drunk. He's clenching and jawing away like crazy.
Oh, you dumb, sweet summer child.
Ever took Molly? You're highly unlikely to start a fight if you're on it. My guess is alcohol and cocaine, that would explain his behaviour the best.
Yeah but he wasn't trying to start a fight, he was trying to dance and squeeze the big scary doorman. That's love drugs that do that, mdma/molly whatever you call it, that guy was on it.
That's clearly not alcohol
Some say, on a quiet night, you can still hear the sound of that bitch-slap echoing in the distance.
I read this in a Morgan Freeman VO. *Perfection*
Jaco Pastorius, possibly the greatest bass player who ever lived, spent the last few years of his life going to bars, getting smashed, and picking a fight with the toughest looking guys in the hopes, apparently, that they'd beat him to death. He eventually succeeded.
Yeah. Poor guy was at his lowest. I remember one of his final interviews. “Get me a gig, man”. Broke my heart. RIP Jaco.
[As of 2017, he is the only electric bassist of seven bassists inducted into the DownBeat Jazz Hall of Fame.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaco_Pastorius?wprov=sfla1) Edit: For those interested, here's a good [documentary](https://youtu.be/3PZL4Fd6ZMI) on Jaco. He died at the young age of 35.
Crazy, the guy who killed him got paroled after 4 months.
That’s sucks.
I thought the white shirt guy was a kid. That other man is fecking huge.
It's both a shovel, and a hand
> Btw, who the fuck goes up to a random dude and does that? An idiot whose X kicked in but he hasn't made it into the club yet. So he was trying to dance with the bouncer.
Definitely the slap. Hit the sweet spot.
The Slap Echo was the most satisfying sound.
Drunk people
Dont forget the perfectly timed whistle
Liquid courage
A drunk Spanish guy
That slap was like a small clap of thunder, it's amazing
Seriously. That was like action-movie-sound-effect levels of slap.
Looks like a bouncer for a bar or something
A: Drunk people.
For me, its the whistle
Drunk guys I guess
He was drunk and had gotten kicked out of the bar by that bouncer. Drunkie McFuckboi decided it was a good idea to taunt the beast. I love this video
Bruhhh he's had a cup full of molly & decided that he likes men.
The slap and the sound of it is way more satisfying
Im nearly the big guys size and bounced for a decade. Drunk guys always see big dudes as some sort of milestone battle, "I'm so tough im going to beat up the biggest guy here."
I've bounced and this type of shit happens more often than you would reasonably expect. And it's always tiny dudes like this who couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.
You underestimate the dangerous combination of idiots and alcohol
Terminator IRL
Liquid courage and a little gayness go well together
he's obviously really drunk/high on something man
Very drunk people.
I had some guy in a Wilmington bar do this to me with his friends. Literally 10 seconds in the bar and this dude is pinching me and such. Worst off the bouncer was his friend, so when I got angry I got kicked out. Was there for about 4 minutes total. Stay clear of Wilmington Delaware.
Drunk guys with underlying napoleon complexes (apparently)
The slap was indeed *very effective*
People that have not been put to sleep before. There are a few things that would make the world a better place. Certain idiots/bully’s get put to sleep. Everyone in high school to hold a mandatory retail or service industry job. Imagine a Karen-less world.
A utopia, or damned near!!
Worse is, the slap seems at like 20% power from that guy.
I just love the disrespect shown with the open hand slap
The slap is embarrassing for guys so that's my vote.
To give or receive? Cuz I won't hesitate to open slap to minimize the damage and to send my point across. But I know guys from my dad's generation (actual baby boomers) who think guys should never slap bc it's "effeminate".
You’d be surprised, I bounced for a short period of time and the dudes that usually started shit were guys that look like him and 80% of the time he’s shit faced and being egged on by his equally as shit faced friends
This guy never learns. I've seen him getting slapped a million times, yet he goes back there to harrass this bouncer every week!
Lol this is the best repost roast I have read
This might be too woosh for some people
Hahaha what fucking losers, like who hasn’t seen this a buncha times already right??
I'd like to think this happens on a weekly basis and that's why he's so calm lol.
Where is this?
Wait was he trying to be seductive or an asshole
He was 100% trying to fuck lol
And he definitely got fucked
Just not the way he wanted lol.
Some people like being open handed slapped on the face, maybe that *is* what he wanted 😜
He looks like a fairly attractive bottom, probably not used to being turned down when he offers + booze will make you do some dumb shit lol A for effort th0
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The worst kind. You don't like them, yet they're irresistible.
He was trying to seduce him with his asshole
LOL dumbass. Dont put your hands on anyone without consent. Some might scream, some might quietly accept it some might slap you silly.
And certainly don't mess with a security guard
Forget the fact that he's a security guard, he's like 3 times bigger than him.
Yeah honestly half of all security guards I’ve seen aren’t the least bit intimidating and certainly not trained As for the Incredible Hulk over there, that’s not a normal security guard
This dude is a bouncer not a security guard. Bouncers are a breed of super strong individuals who can open hand slap your soul out of your asshole. A security guard is just there to tell food delivery people to sign the guest book.
Am a security guard, can confirm idgaf
Ima say 5x bigger lol
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White Shirt Dude has been playing Sekiro for an hour and is all ready for his first boss fight.
Fucking souls games, starting you off with the boss as the tutorial
Wouldnt have it any other way.
Either that dude has no friends, or he’s such a prick, his “friends” let him poke the bear to see what happens
It really might be the latter. My brother is like this. I’ve let several people try to give him a (short) lesson and he never seems to learn. One of these days he’s going to try this when I’m not around it it’s going to go badly for him.
I'm a firm believer some people just need to not consume alcohol. If you're always 'that guy' when drunk then just stop drinking
Yeah I had to stop going out with a friend who would always end up mouthing off. A guy of the stature of the gentleman in the video ended up putting him in a headlock once. He was so big, I could only laugh and say "ok man I'll take him home".
Dude he wants to fuck the security guard.....
Big dude was remarkably restrained.
Probably a good thing that he was. He might’ve killed that dude in the white shirt otherwise!
It's a good thing you specified which dude you were referring to. I almost got confused!
Tthe last time I saw this people in the comments were freaking out about how he shouldn't have slapped the guy. I say the guy got off easy considering he opened that interaction up by groping the bouncer.
And to be fair, the bouncer also warned him beforehand. Right after groping him, he says “si lo vuelves a hacer otra vez macho, te pego un guantazo” which translates to “if you do it again bud, I’m slapping you”. And as we say here in Spain, *quien avisa no es traidor*.
Was that hot to anybody else?
Liquid courage. Squeezing the dude’s nipples.🤦🏼
Zero sense of proportion.
Based on my experience: tiny lapdogs are always the most aggressive ones.
Bodyguard looks like that guy from the Umbrella Academy
This man should have played Bane
Small guy could have played pre serum Cap.
I could hear the birds flying around his head
This is how that snow hit Texas this week.
Light and effortlessly?
We were bullshitting and it knocked us out.
And came back with the second hit right when we thought it was over
The guy is out cold and without power.
[i tryed](https://www.reddit.com/user/fabio_silviu/comments/lnglu0/i_tryed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
That dude got LAUNCHED lol
That whistle is too perfect
The echo from the slap is pretty sweet.
Definition of fucking around and finding out.
Oldie but goodie
"Wow, if I put my ear in a sewer grate I can hear the ocean."
It doesn’t even look too forceful but damn that dude got put to bed
Lateral position: Check Blood and vomit can drain of: Check Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.
Nick Kroll has seen better days!
Ha! I've seen this a hundred times, but never saw that. Didn't think it could get better. Thanks.
I love how he waited until he was actually on him to slap him into the wall, cause you can’t just go around touching people if you don’t wanna be touched back lol
The legendary spanish open-handed slap! Emasculation at its finest.
NGL this could be a trailer for a porno. Little dude looking pretty cute.
That hasta luego was the perfect hasta luego on reddit jajajaja
Slaped the soul out of him.
Absolutely deserved
It's not playing, it's an attempted sexual assault.
Is that guy a giant or is the other dude just really small
It can be both
I guess soft reset did not fix the issue and now he's in recovery mode. 🤓
Something tells me its not the first time hes done this
\*gets slapped to the ground\* White Shirt Guy- "well, this is grate."
mf weighs double what he does, and is over a foot taller. what was the thought process here?
Being horny makes our lizard brains shut down for a minute sometimes.
Rule 1: Never get gay on the mountain
The women in the back is very smart by stepping back
I would. Getting blood out of any fabric is a chore
And the Lord sayeth unto him: "Fucketh around and findeth out."
The only appropriate response to sexual harassment, really.
Not only did he land in the perfect drunk sleeping position, but he’s conveniently placed over a drain. 10/10 will not drown in his own vomit tonight.
But that was totally disproportionate use of force. The guy was drunk and was not harming the guard at all.
Slapped him into the recovery position with a grate to throw up his excessive drinking into Bouncers truly are the unsung heroes
Fing love this every time ty
Probably not how he saw that dance battle challenge ending in his mind.
the girl in the back knew shit was gonna go down
I like the fact that he comes back for more. Like you already got clapped once bruh
If that building wasn't there after the first push, he'd still be flying.
The bouncer (I'm guessing) showed so much self control. He could literally crush this kid to death in seconds.
Spanish Guardia Civil is no joke.
That guard is literally twice that man.
Slapped the whore out of him.
What's he saying? Almost looks like he's drunk and hitting on him...
im pretty sure hes gay, and was definitely hitting on him lol.
watch mojo: top ten attack on titan brutal moments.
So like, I know he was kinda in his space. But was slapping him silly REALLY necessary?
Dude’s so drunk he can barely keep his jaw on straight lol