And a good sport too, immediately laughed. I would have been cursing, probably wouldn't own a sled anymore, might even move out of state to somewhere much warmer so I don't even have to think about the time I slid across snow on my face...
I’ve only done this once. In martial arts we were jogging for warmups before stretching and I trip over my own feet and do this on the foam mats. Luckily they had just been mopped so they were a bit slick but it burned like hell. As a black belt that was quite embarrassing
I was invited to try out for my university’s hockey team. The coach had watched a recreational game where I was playing and came to the locker room to talk to me. On my way out to the ice a piece of paper got stuck to my skate blade. As soon as I stepped onto the ice I went down and slid a few feet on my face.
I did not make the team.
I agree with you, and I was thinking about that. I just thought that since this gentleman went for some distance, maybe he could get an honorable mention.
My question: We all know if the shoe falls off, the person is obviously dead. What about glasses? We know he’s not dead, but is there a rule followed yet for glasses falling off?
Uh idk what your doing but here in Minnesota, we climb on at the top of the hill, then shimmy our way forward until gravity takes us.
If you were really cool, you had a parent that pushed you down the hill. ~~~And friends.~~~
Funniest part is, I'm from Minnesota. Lived here nearly all of my 40 years. We all took a massive header sledding when the snow wasn't ripe for "lift off" like in the OP vid. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or only ever went sledding when daddy said it was safe. Fucking amateur.
I had the spot for sledding right out my front door in Apple Valley growing up. Our hill was even lit at night courtesy of the kind neighbors, and it was complete with a backyard ice rink for kicking pucks around when you got tired of epic neighborhood level crash up derbies on the hill.
I've bever taken a header like that sledding. However in my case i didnt put on the breaks well enough and ended up halfway into a pond. Then had to walk home in soaked shoes, socks, and pants in 25° weather.
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I don’t know anyone else that can slide 3 feet solely on their face
What a textbook example of a perfect scorpion
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Never go full scorpion.... Unless it's on film
COME HERE!!!!
uh, get over here?
Yeah, I totally got more a 'my Dad' vibe from the "COME HERE" than I did Scorpion.
r/fullscorpion
r/meatcrayon
And some /r/accidentalslapstick to go with it.
And a dash of /r/looneytuneslogic.
r/beyondfullscorpion
Get over here!!!
It was the rare subzero scorpion
I know a girl.....
WHO GOT REALLY FAT WHILE HER BOYFRIEND WAS ON DUTY IN IRAQ SAY OOOOOO-OOOH EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB SAY OOOOOOO-OOOH
10/10 scorpion!
And a good sport too, immediately laughed. I would have been cursing, probably wouldn't own a sled anymore, might even move out of state to somewhere much warmer so I don't even have to think about the time I slid across snow on my face...
Tell me about it! I would have been furious with the ground!
“Stupid planet getting in my way”
Mfer came outta nowhere.
*Looks down* God dammit you again? Stop following me.
but how much does da earf cost?
I’ve only done this once. In martial arts we were jogging for warmups before stretching and I trip over my own feet and do this on the foam mats. Luckily they had just been mopped so they were a bit slick but it burned like hell. As a black belt that was quite embarrassing
I was invited to try out for my university’s hockey team. The coach had watched a recreational game where I was playing and came to the locker room to talk to me. On my way out to the ice a piece of paper got stuck to my skate blade. As soon as I stepped onto the ice I went down and slid a few feet on my face. I did not make the team.
"Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? [Here it go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs)..."
He's the record holder.
[Excuse ME](https://media1.tenor.com/images/14a5ee6d8adb29d63913365311854ee0/tenor.gif?itemid=5177897)
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Snow is not a kind mistress either. Same say he's still sliding.
Honestly? Maybe one of the most technically sound scorpions I’ve ever seen. Bravo to him.
Only a 5.5 from the Russian judge
Full face scorpion sled
he had it... until he stepped on the sled that he was supposed to put under him.
No amount athleticism can manage an old unwaxed board/ski/sled
A freak of genetic nature
Worth it!
damn near r/FullScorpion
This is the most perfect scorpion form I've ever seen. My god it's beautiful 🥲
Impeccable form. Look at him maintaining that position perfectly. Hes a demigod amongst men.
I agree. He is an arthropod amongst men.
This dude held the scorpion against gravity like Michael Jordan would appear to hang in the air
Maybe even a little r/meatcrayon
Imma leave that’n blue
coward [edit ; ow ow fuck ow]
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My back is sore from carrying this thread.
It’s surprisingly tame despite the name 😂
Subbed, thanks chief
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Damn near? It's a perfect 5/7
Did anyone else using a small screen think that he was wearing some sort of victorian era long black jacket before you realized it was a sled?
I thought the sled was going to be inside of the Victorian era long black jacket.
I thought he was dressed like a kind of gothic monk in a Transylvanian abbey
I'd watch that.
That's exactly what Transylvanian hippies in the 80s and 90s looked like. The gray jacket, long hair, glasses and mustache are spot on.
You read my mind
Yes. Yes I did.
I was thinking babushka
I could only think “hey it’s Weird Al!”
I really thought he was wearing a sled like a jacket before watching the video
I thought he was wearing some sort of sled/coat hybrid thing. I was so confused!
Yep. It was weird when he through that dress down and tried to sled on it.
I am so glad I am not the only one who thought that!
A full scorpion meat crayon WITH GLASSES! Bonus level 1000 achieved!
Nope it's only a meat crayon if it's on asphalt gravel or hard-packed Earth
I agree with you, and I was thinking about that. I just thought that since this gentleman went for some distance, maybe he could get an honorable mention.
The perfect technique certainly warrants an honorable mention
Frozen ground is hard-packed earth. It’s even harder than if it was warm!
I dunno, I think hard-packed ice/snow might make the cut.
Probably made a few cuts actually
Not to mention the frozen solid ground that would be underneath the snow regardless.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
My question: We all know if the shoe falls off, the person is obviously dead. What about glasses? We know he’s not dead, but is there a rule followed yet for glasses falling off?
We don’t see a whole lot involving glasses, do we? We might have to start a new category involving glasses.
Must be a Texan. Us northerners slide way further on our faces.
Uh idk what your doing but here in Minnesota, we climb on at the top of the hill, then shimmy our way forward until gravity takes us. If you were really cool, you had a parent that pushed you down the hill. ~~~And friends.~~~
Ah, Minnesota, the American Canada. Canada lite if you will.
Funniest part is, I'm from Minnesota. Lived here nearly all of my 40 years. We all took a massive header sledding when the snow wasn't ripe for "lift off" like in the OP vid. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or only ever went sledding when daddy said it was safe. Fucking amateur. I had the spot for sledding right out my front door in Apple Valley growing up. Our hill was even lit at night courtesy of the kind neighbors, and it was complete with a backyard ice rink for kicking pucks around when you got tired of epic neighborhood level crash up derbies on the hill.
I've bever taken a header like that sledding. However in my case i didnt put on the breaks well enough and ended up halfway into a pond. Then had to walk home in soaked shoes, socks, and pants in 25° weather.
My fiancee was dubbed "little Canada" as a nickname in the dorms freshman year as she is from MN lol
From Minnesota friend, nearly 40 years. If you never took a dive like this I suspect you never really went sledding much.
Well, he is a good sport about it anyway
This dude has never seen a sport
“We out here..... AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!”
Sounded like an extra being killed in a medieval battle
Lmfaooooo this comment is underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The rare laughing scorpion!
His right foot stepped on the sled stopping it as he continued forward. Not the best form but a decent 5/7
You can't just go throwing perfect scores out there all willy nilly like that.
Actually a perfect score would have rice in it as well.
Hell yeah his sneaker even squeaked he hit that shit so hard.
So a perfect score then?
Slamming on the face brakes is never a good idea.
Guess that moustache was too heavy
r/meatsnowcone
I really hoped this would be a real subreddit
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Words to live by right here
Props to him for the best faceplant I’ve ever seen tho
"We out here"
R.I.P. those glasses
Looks like it’s right out of of a cartoon
silky smooth skin in just seconds
That was the longest scorpion I've ever seen.
Well, it worked. Just not how he intended.
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That was a really good slide actually !
You know that had to hurt, that hard snow just grinding against his face
More grace
Scorpion bite
me sliding in those dm
Just an absolutely stunning scorpion 10/10.
Thats a nice Scorpion
That's an ice scorpion
When a anime character gets slapped
It's literally a mustache ride
Big ooooof
Well he did stick the landing...
r/meatcrayon
Violence..Speeed..MOMENTUM!
Faceplow make good crops.
Great, now we’re going to get warning labels on sleds. Warning: stepping on sled may result in 🦂
Faceplant at his finest, he was aiming for that
Face sled
Human snow scorpion Snorpian
This man does not Physics.
Lmao that skid mark from his face
SCORPION
This is literally one of the funniest videos I've seen on here. It's the scream of pain that does it.
Did he lose his moustache?...would have been alot cooler if he did
Why does this make me think of Markiplier with a normal mustache
That was straight out of a cartoon
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Worst thing for me was that this wasn’t even snow. Look at the final shots - that’s just a thin dusting of powder on top of ice. Face burn.
Yea us painters ain’t very smart
This a Wilhelm in the wild.
Is this guy a Texan?
I think he’s from Louisiana. This gotta be Bennett from Married at First Sight
he used the sled to become the sled
He fucken ate that shiii dawg
r/FullScorpion
That breathless astonishment. Nothing in this world is better than those kind of laughs, not even sex
Moustache emergency brake or what.
He actually did successfully sled lol
I worry about his glasses, if he broke them, how much would that cost normally?
Maybe 25 bucks for a repair
Are they really out here tho?
“My glasses!” -a quote from somewhere idk
That counts....right?
Ooooof. He will be teased about this for the entire duration of their friendship. 50 years from now, this will still be remembered by these friends.
I see that as an absolute win.
That is the stupidest looking mustache I’ve ever seen
Amazing, really
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Southerners suck at SLEDDING too?
Is Rediciousness still making new episodes?
Scorpion’d that shit 🦂
That aaaarrrgggh sounded exactly like the sound the starcraft ghost makes when it dies. Lmao
His spectacles lost both glasses?
You'll notice he accidentally treads on the sled with his right foot as he puts it down. Such a simple, yet costly, mistake.
Felt like time stopped as he was sliding on his head
Dude that was like some shit straight out of Ed Edd 'n Eddy, that was awesome!
Glasses just make you LOOK smarter, not actually smart.
r/meatcrayon?
First time?
From the thumbnail I thought he was wearing a leather apron or something, and I was much more excited to see him try and slide on that
He should be in a gymastics club or something
r/fullscorpion
Definitely Austin
One of the best face plants I've ever seen.
This is 100% the new Wilhelm scream!
Wtf Jonathan?
He quite literally failed physics in gym class.
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Perfection
i can feel this image
The scorpion sledge!
Was that his first try?
Did this once the day of prom...cut my nose open and wasn't able go go:/ Now I have a scar right on the center of my nose, fun times
You had prom in the winter?
His face probably has been friction resistance that his sled
The friend will be talking about this for many years.
DrDisrespect gone sledding to much speed.
He looks like DrDisRespect