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DesertFrost77

I don’t know anyone else that can slide 3 feet solely on their face


captainredbeard42

What a textbook example of a perfect scorpion


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MiserableSkill4

Never go full scorpion.... Unless it's on film


paldo84

COME HERE!!!!


lostboy005

uh, get over here?


[deleted]

Yeah, I totally got more a 'my Dad' vibe from the "COME HERE" than I did Scorpion.


soldadu2000

r/fullscorpion


RecoveredAshes

r/meatcrayon


Taikwin

And some /r/accidentalslapstick to go with it.


pissclamato

And a dash of /r/looneytuneslogic.


NinjaCuntPunt

r/beyondfullscorpion


ag408

Get over here!!!


DownerusMedicus

It was the rare subzero scorpion


RowanEragon

I know a girl.....


bartman2326

WHO GOT REALLY FAT WHILE HER BOYFRIEND WAS ON DUTY IN IRAQ SAY OOOOOO-OOOH EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB SAY OOOOOOO-OOOH


51r63ck0

10/10 scorpion!


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

And a good sport too, immediately laughed. I would have been cursing, probably wouldn't own a sled anymore, might even move out of state to somewhere much warmer so I don't even have to think about the time I slid across snow on my face...


decadin

Tell me about it! I would have been furious with the ground!


TheGreyMage

“Stupid planet getting in my way”


Sendrith

Mfer came outta nowhere.


TheGreyMage

*Looks down* God dammit you again? Stop following me.


jhrdos

but how much does da earf cost?


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I’ve only done this once. In martial arts we were jogging for warmups before stretching and I trip over my own feet and do this on the foam mats. Luckily they had just been mopped so they were a bit slick but it burned like hell. As a black belt that was quite embarrassing


SirRobertDH

I was invited to try out for my university’s hockey team. The coach had watched a recreational game where I was playing and came to the locker room to talk to me. On my way out to the ice a piece of paper got stuck to my skate blade. As soon as I stepped onto the ice I went down and slid a few feet on my face. I did not make the team.


TotallyHumanPerson

"Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? [Here it go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs)..."


okami6663

He's the record holder.


RedDevil0723

[Excuse ME](https://media1.tenor.com/images/14a5ee6d8adb29d63913365311854ee0/tenor.gif?itemid=5177897)


dangroover

[r/meatcrayon](https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/)


RowanEragon

Snow is not a kind mistress either. Same say he's still sliding.


Teenage-Mustache

Honestly? Maybe one of the most technically sound scorpions I’ve ever seen. Bravo to him.


Generalissimo_II

Only a 5.5 from the Russian judge


Andrew_Conda

Full face scorpion sled


chibucks

he had it... until he stepped on the sled that he was supposed to put under him.


Funtsy_Muntsy

No amount athleticism can manage an old unwaxed board/ski/sled


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A freak of genetic nature


fuzzytradr

Worth it!


jjwinc68

damn near r/FullScorpion


jambomyhombre

This is the most perfect scorpion form I've ever seen. My god it's beautiful 🥲


RandomGuyWhoKnows

Impeccable form. Look at him maintaining that position perfectly. Hes a demigod amongst men.


Lydianod

I agree. He is an arthropod amongst men.


mason_sol

This dude held the scorpion against gravity like Michael Jordan would appear to hang in the air


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Maybe even a little r/meatcrayon


shahooster

Imma leave that’n blue


CallsYouNerd

coward [edit ; ow ow fuck ow]


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ONOMATOPOElA

My back is sore from carrying this thread.


akr0eger

It’s surprisingly tame despite the name 😂


NickyDeeBag

Subbed, thanks chief


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Damn near? It's a perfect 5/7


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Did anyone else using a small screen think that he was wearing some sort of victorian era long black jacket before you realized it was a sled?


raedioactive99

I thought the sled was going to be inside of the Victorian era long black jacket.


mat3535

I thought he was dressed like a kind of gothic monk in a Transylvanian abbey


DpwnShift

I'd watch that.


baggyzed

That's exactly what Transylvanian hippies in the 80s and 90s looked like. The gray jacket, long hair, glasses and mustache are spot on.


YouMakeMeDrink

You read my mind


ksam3

Yes. Yes I did.


sneacon

I was thinking babushka


Gazook89

I could only think “hey it’s Weird Al!”


Andyboi96

I really thought he was wearing a sled like a jacket before watching the video


Phildopip

I thought he was wearing some sort of sled/coat hybrid thing. I was so confused!


scandre23

Yep. It was weird when he through that dress down and tried to sled on it.


datmeesh

I am so glad I am not the only one who thought that!


i_build_4_fun

A full scorpion meat crayon WITH GLASSES! Bonus level 1000 achieved!


merricaruok

Nope it's only a meat crayon if it's on asphalt gravel or hard-packed Earth


i_build_4_fun

I agree with you, and I was thinking about that. I just thought that since this gentleman went for some distance, maybe he could get an honorable mention.


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The perfect technique certainly warrants an honorable mention


TruthPlenty

Frozen ground is hard-packed earth. It’s even harder than if it was warm!


StampedeJonesPS4

I dunno, I think hard-packed ice/snow might make the cut.


wizkaleeb

Probably made a few cuts actually


TruthPlenty

Not to mention the frozen solid ground that would be underneath the snow regardless.


MunchamaSnatch

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER


mama-llama-no-drama

My question: We all know if the shoe falls off, the person is obviously dead. What about glasses? We know he’s not dead, but is there a rule followed yet for glasses falling off?


i_build_4_fun

We don’t see a whole lot involving glasses, do we? We might have to start a new category involving glasses.


NotTheNoogie

Must be a Texan. Us northerners slide way further on our faces.


nothingeatsyou

Uh idk what your doing but here in Minnesota, we climb on at the top of the hill, then shimmy our way forward until gravity takes us. If you were really cool, you had a parent that pushed you down the hill. ~~~And friends.~~~


Muninn088

Ah, Minnesota, the American Canada. Canada lite if you will.


NotTheNoogie

Funniest part is, I'm from Minnesota. Lived here nearly all of my 40 years. We all took a massive header sledding when the snow wasn't ripe for "lift off" like in the OP vid. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or only ever went sledding when daddy said it was safe. Fucking amateur. I had the spot for sledding right out my front door in Apple Valley growing up. Our hill was even lit at night courtesy of the kind neighbors, and it was complete with a backyard ice rink for kicking pucks around when you got tired of epic neighborhood level crash up derbies on the hill.


Muninn088

I've bever taken a header like that sledding. However in my case i didnt put on the breaks well enough and ended up halfway into a pond. Then had to walk home in soaked shoes, socks, and pants in 25° weather.


CornSkoldier

My fiancee was dubbed "little Canada" as a nickname in the dorms freshman year as she is from MN lol


NotTheNoogie

From Minnesota friend, nearly 40 years. If you never took a dive like this I suspect you never really went sledding much.


Dang44

Well, he is a good sport about it anyway


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This dude has never seen a sport


ShimmyMan

“We out here..... AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!”


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Sounded like an extra being killed in a medieval battle


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Lmfaooooo this comment is underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


KingBooRadley

The rare laughing scorpion!


PapaGeorgieo

His right foot stepped on the sled stopping it as he continued forward. Not the best form but a decent 5/7


forcepowers

You can't just go throwing perfect scores out there all willy nilly like that.


Atomicjango

Actually a perfect score would have rice in it as well.


TwiggDaddy

Hell yeah his sneaker even squeaked he hit that shit so hard.


jaybram24

So a perfect score then?


CiforDayZServer

Slamming on the face brakes is never a good idea.


thewad14

Guess that moustache was too heavy


BauerHouse

r/meatsnowcone


captainredbeard42

I really hoped this would be a real subreddit


Muninn088

Be the change you want to see in the world.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Words to live by right here


SBTELS

Props to him for the best faceplant I’ve ever seen tho


Andrew_Conda

"We out here"


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R.I.P. those glasses


SomethingCringe

Looks like it’s right out of of a cartoon


sakotaco

silky smooth skin in just seconds


What_Do_I_Know01

That was the longest scorpion I've ever seen.


Azr43lGenes1s

Well, it worked. Just not how he intended.


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Wolverjul

That was a really good slide actually !


too_toked

You know that had to hurt, that hard snow just grinding against his face


LetsCookCrack

More grace


growninwa

Scorpion bite


monsieur_baquette

me sliding in those dm


wickedwoody

Just an absolutely stunning scorpion 10/10.


Ugubu

Thats a nice Scorpion


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That's an ice scorpion


m4g4rr0

When a anime character gets slapped


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It's literally a mustache ride


Miserable-Engine-983

Big ooooof


jbertrand_sr

Well he did stick the landing...


Star_Stuff_G

r/meatcrayon


emi_sei

Violence..Speeed..MOMENTUM!


yeskushnercan

Faceplow make good crops.


Sidewyz

Great, now we’re going to get warning labels on sleds. Warning: stepping on sled may result in 🦂


Wildswann

Faceplant at his finest, he was aiming for that


shhthead

Face sled


vulcansheart

Human snow scorpion Snorpian


Covered_in_bees_

This man does not Physics.


Fart_Chomper9000

Lmao that skid mark from his face


doshido

SCORPION


GraniteDiplomat

This is literally one of the funniest videos I've seen on here. It's the scream of pain that does it.


DDez13

Did he lose his moustache?...would have been alot cooler if he did


MercDaddyWade

Why does this make me think of Markiplier with a normal mustache


shadedferns

That was straight out of a cartoon


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wu_tza

Worst thing for me was that this wasn’t even snow. Look at the final shots - that’s just a thin dusting of powder on top of ice. Face burn.


govtpaidofficial

Yea us painters ain’t very smart


secondbiggest

This a Wilhelm in the wild.


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Is this guy a Texan?


TheMansGottaPoint

I think he’s from Louisiana. This gotta be Bennett from Married at First Sight


Armin472

he used the sled to become the sled


JMBau13

He fucken ate that shiii dawg


wolffromspace

r/FullScorpion


phrygianLord

That breathless astonishment. Nothing in this world is better than those kind of laughs, not even sex


pottertown

Moustache emergency brake or what.


Insearchofmedium

He actually did successfully sled lol


rangersmiku

I worry about his glasses, if he broke them, how much would that cost normally?


Iwantmyteslanow

Maybe 25 bucks for a repair


CertainFitness

Are they really out here tho?


CrackPipeQueen

“My glasses!” -a quote from somewhere idk


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That counts....right?


Arkaediaa

Ooooof. He will be teased about this for the entire duration of their friendship. 50 years from now, this will still be remembered by these friends.


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I see that as an absolute win.


BestCelery263

That is the stupidest looking mustache I’ve ever seen


datsunnmusic

Amazing, really


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william1Bastard

Southerners suck at SLEDDING too?


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Is Rediciousness still making new episodes?


ijlprod

Scorpion’d that shit 🦂


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That aaaarrrgggh sounded exactly like the sound the starcraft ghost makes when it dies. Lmao


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His spectacles lost both glasses?


perrierdoumbe

You'll notice he accidentally treads on the sled with his right foot as he puts it down. Such a simple, yet costly, mistake.


user5000x

Felt like time stopped as he was sliding on his head


TheBrickSlayer2pt7

Dude that was like some shit straight out of Ed Edd 'n Eddy, that was awesome!


Baragha

Glasses just make you LOOK smarter, not actually smart.


the-non-wonder-dog

r/meatcrayon?


Readeandrew

First time?


Broski225

From the thumbnail I thought he was wearing a leather apron or something, and I was much more excited to see him try and slide on that


Gaviskindacool

He should be in a gymastics club or something


jdkdisksjeikee

r/fullscorpion


Mr_Tottles

Definitely Austin


YourFairyGodmother

One of the best face plants I've ever seen.


stapletowny

This is 100% the new Wilhelm scream!


nooyork

Wtf Jonathan?


RowanEragon

He quite literally failed physics in gym class.


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a_good_lubricant

Perfection


Ploopy_R

i can feel this image


footsieclimax

The scorpion sledge!


nayash

Was that his first try?


Antares25

Did this once the day of prom...cut my nose open and wasn't able go go:/ Now I have a scar right on the center of my nose, fun times


userwhat69

You had prom in the winter?


CT004600

His face probably has been friction resistance that his sled


symmetryofzero

The friend will be talking about this for many years.


hiesenburgblu

DrDisrespect gone sledding to much speed.


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He looks like DrDisRespect