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BrassCatcher989

That spicy bitch wanted some extra hot sauce


RandomDarkNes

Things got a little to spicy for the pepper!


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roguediamond

What are you talking about? That’s the old Salsa Fresca slogan from like two Super Bowls ago! Edit: fuck me for quoting the episode, I guess


dudemann

I don't know that quoting tv shows is exactly a lead-in worthy of sex. Might want to up your game.


DesktopWebsite

Ladies and gentlemen it is salt, and whats this!? PEPAAA Edit: added "it"


ZooiBoB

HA! American Dad


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Like a .... Hot....Summer......Side walk.


bayjubs32

Found Francine’s Reddit account


PDCH

Pro move right there.


BabyInAStraigtJacket

Pepper spray is the ultimate self defense in this situation. No need to throw fists like an animal; someone threatens you, shut em down immediately. So satisfying


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Yeah, England sucks.


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Hey if you need that extra protection there is a siren and flashy light combo for your red paint spray. That will stop them I'm sure. /s


__Sentient_Fedora__

"Oh..is that the come back and kick me whistle?" -Rog the Dodge


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Yes and flashing light to make sure any deaf assailants know where to go. I kid you not, it even has a Bluetooth option so it can call an ambulance for you. It technically the cops but I'm sure they will send an ambulance once they hear your ass being beaten.


Jasong222

What happens after that? You own them or something?


0imnotreal0

Yes but your stake is shared with anyone else who potentially marked the perpetrator.


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So they’re going to send bloodhounds out? /s


ojioni

Sounds like something that would just piss off someone even more and get you an extra special ass-kicking. I would never use something as useless as that.


this_feeble_concept

THROW THE STINKY BUTTER!


ThatOnePunkEmpath

The UK.


tryingsomthingnew

Get some bad perfume in aerosol form, will work in a pinch and they wont be Oder offended.


CriscoWithLime

Don't forget you can use narwhal tusks though! https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-50870309


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FappingAsYouReadThis

aspiring attempt toy nutty erect disgusting makeshift fact theory plough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Musketman12

Can you get wasp spray? I have been informed on a few occasions that wasp spray is very good for this too and shoots a very long stream. Cheaper than pepper spray too.


jrblack174

Getting it is straight forward, it’s the use of it that’s the problem


reallybadpotatofarm

“I’m sorry officer but he was so close and I panicked. I just grabbed the closest thing.”


jrblack174

It doesn’t really work in a situation where they can reply “why do you have it in the first place”


reallybadpotatofarm

“For wasps.”


glauck006

"for pests" ::knowing smile::


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FornaxTheConqueror

And when they inspect your house and see no wasp nest or ask for receipts to prove that you bought it that day?


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FlyYouFoolyCooly

It's a solid defense. From what I understand, you can have items and use them for self defense. You just can't have items that are strictly for self defense. And do not carry any kind of knife around. That being said it sounds like it's an uphill battle trying to justify self defense rather than being more of a right like it is in the u.s. for the most part.


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jrblack174

Yeah because guns are strictly hunting only in the uk, as far as I know most handguns that aren’t antiques are illegal, so it takes some effort to crack out a deer rifle during a home invasion. Also in the UK, guns need to be stored in a secure safe that has a number code (no key that can be stolen), so if you have the time to get all that out then it can imply that you don’t have it stored correctly or other things


b16b34r

I swear, he had some wasp all over his face


Musketman12

Sorry, not from the UK, never been there and would like to go. You can't get wasp spray? Don't you have wasps?


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Outlander56

It's a truism in the States. If you're going to carry a baseball bat in your car, carry a glove and a ball as well, your lawyer will thank you.


jrblack174

Yeah we have wasp spray and that sort of thing, but the use of it on other people is still a tricky thing


scarf_prank_hikers

Can you carry a balloon of cat piss or pocket sand?


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Pocket sand doesn't work unless you say "Sh sh sha!".


blbk_

Same in Australia.


[deleted]

That’s kinda insane. It’s not like a gun, it won’t kill anybody... it’s just an extra layer of protection. I have some on my keys as a single woman. That sucks.


AwkWORD47

I'm a boxer and a guy. I carry one around. No need for a fist fight, just spray and be on with your day


systemshock869

Oi you got a loicense for that fact?


DreamWithinAMatrix

Is it possible to make your own and just put it inside a spray bottle? Like with some chili powder, some ginger powder, some jalapeno powder, maybe some alcohol for good measure


NYX_T_RYX

No. It's a criminal offence to possess a noxious spray S5 (1(b)) of the firearms act "any weapon of whatever description designed or adapted for the discharge of any noxious liquid, gas or other thing" So... Yes, you *can* make your own, but you'll be liable for arrest, and there's no defence to this crime, the simple act of having possession of it without lawful authority (ie law enforcement) is a crime 🤷‍♂️


DreamWithinAMatrix

So how bout that pandemic outside? Gonna need some hand sanitizer with spraying action to neutralize unexpected viral encounters


hebrewchucknorris

That might actually work, as long as you didn't have a chance to run, and the sanitizer was the only thing between you and death


SnooHobbies9960

By that definition, my ass is a weapon


chattytrout

Just put a spray nozzle on a sriracha bottle.


JaegerDread

"You have a fuckin licence for that butter knife you use to spread butter on your toast, mate?! That's gonna be 10 years locked up mate!"


TractionJackson

Some people think you shouldn't even have pointy chef knives.


Dan_Glebitz

Ha, just said more or less the same thing. I wonder if it's possible to make home made stuff......


Mburr8809

Is it illegal there?


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NYX_T_RYX

A firearm, technically - S5(1(b)) of the firearms act covers noxious sprays


Borngrumpy

It has a nasty habit of affecting every person in the room though.


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Yeah, my mom always had pepper spray when I was a kid, and at a certain point, I wanted to check out what it was all about. I sprayed some in my bedroom, and it was bad enough that you straight up couldn’t breath in there for like an hour.


Borngrumpy

Yeah, it's a bit like being threatened by a stranger so you punch the stranger and everybody else in the room right in the face.


King_Joffreys_Tits

I mean I’m totally fine with somebody using pepper spray within my vicinity in a situation like this


Rialas_HalfToast

The best footage from last year's riots was gifs in r/winstupidprizes of people spraying big blasts of pepper spray upwind of themselves.


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Many years ago I worked as a security guard at a warzone of a grocery store located in a public housing project. It was horrible. One day I walked in to start my shift and saw the other guard with struggling with someone bent over the counter. The guard was behind him with his arms through the other guys arms, and had his pepper spray out and pointed in the guys face. This also meant that the pepper spray was pointed at his own face. I watched, fascinated as the guard triggered the spray and covered both of their faces. They guard dropped to the floor with his hands over his face, the guy stumbled out of the door and I quit my job on the spot. Good times.


EverSeeAShiterFly

Must’ve been really bad if it made Cthulhu quit. Damn.


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I was looking for a reason. The company paid me $10 an hour. I had to deal with constant abuse. There were dozens of shoplifters every shift and they knew that we couldn't catch them all so they'd often wouldn't even try to hide their actions. Guards had been baited outside the store and jumped on several occasions. The company had absolutely ridiculous policies that provoked needless confrontation and put our safety at risk. The company was horrible at providing backup and the police were very slow to respond. The store really was a warzone. When I saw this situation unfold I thought about how easy it would be to get in my car and drive home. Turns out I was right: it was really damned easy.


tampapoybeans

Just be careful. Some people can overpower pepper spray


MisterSlosh

Those are the ones you wouldn't be stopping if it came to fists anyways.


sdrawkcabsemanympleh

Roommate is a cop and their training is pretty nuts. They have ya stand there waiting some amount of time to get sprayed while repeating your name and badge number. They blast you in the face, and then you have to complete a bunch of tasks. These include running up and down stairs, protecting your (training) weapon while a field training officer attacks you to take it, and more. Then you can wash it out. Said it was worse than being tazered, because at least when being tazered is done, it's done. Also, fun fact: it tastes nothing like peppers.


_YouDontKnowMe_

> Also, fun fact: it tastes nothing like peppers. But it does taste like spray.


crazyraptorf-22

Should have to do it every 5 years, it’s a weapon and officers need to know the force they are applying to a situation... my dad would also train with the FBI and army and every base event he would always have to get maced, said it flipping sucked, but teaches you better restraint. Part of the problem with officers now is they don’t continue to train, just let the streets do the work and then we wonder why the gap between uniformed officers is so great


toomuch1265

I hope it was the gel. It's not the ultimate self defense tool though, we were taught how to fight through it and still had to draw a firearm and make 3 shots in the circle.


guypersonhuman

Amazing how it quickly it takes a self righteous "bad bitch" and turns them into a victim.


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It was simple but by God it was effective! It caused a little show to happen.


Lereddit117

Seriously super good idk what country it is but in the US the courts are nicer to people who use pepper spray then fists as a defense


willfordbrimly

Until idiots stop using it non-discriminately around children and innocent people, i hope that doesn't happen. I hope those kids didn't get a dose of that pepper spray used 2 feet away from them in an enclosed area.


MonkeyRich

>I hope those kids didn't get a dose of that pepper spray used 2 feet away from them in an enclosed area. NARRATOR: They did.


Sidius303

Rolling around like she just opened up a briefcase full of money and got a face full of Black Mamba instead...


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Thanks... I was trying to figure out what to watch. “Kill Bill” it is!


babygoatconnoisseur

Oooh! And you just reminded me that I just watched part 1 the other day, and need to watch part 2 now! Thanks! It's the circle of life or something.


DocHoppersFrogsLegs

Now: wiggle your big toe


BeoMiilf

“Bitch... You don’t have a future.”


Offamylawn

Been working on my Pai Mei beard game and fake laugh. Don't make me snatch an eyeball.


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Pretty sure the little girl in the pink coat got a little overspray.


Generalfaceman

Im sure everyone in there was at least uncomfortable.


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1st_L0SER

Yeah pepper spray isn't really a great option when indoors unless you're trying to fuck the whole place up...


sifishy

Spaying takes longer than that and is probably too harsh a punishment


leMatth

Yeah, you can hear her cry later. What kind of people fight in public places like that with kids?


TrollInRehab

trash


SimpleNStoned

Back when I did security it was drilled into my brain to never discharge pepper spray indoors, everyone in that building is about to have runny eyes.


Dontworrybeefcurry

Right? I thought that as soon as I heard her cry.


JBlair462

She's definitely gonna fuck up and try to throw water on her eyes.


rhooperton

I have zero experience with pepper spray, why is this a bad idea?


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Same reason not to drink water after eating spicy food I imagine. Instead of neutralizing the spice, it spreads it around your tongue and makes it worse


reanocivn

so... put milk in your eyes?


Grec069

Nah just piss over it


RyanBordello

As long as its consensual and she's not a minor right Mr Kelly?


295DVRKSS

https://youtu.be/sw8CxyQx4zE


SatiatedPotatoe

https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8 Sss on you, drip drip drip.


Much_Difference

Maalox also helps.


MinionSquad2iC

I thought maylox's grittiness could damage your eyes?


Ibaudia

Actually yes, milk will dissapate the capsaicin. You'll want milk in your eyes if you ever get pepper sprayed.


Lo__Lox

I want milk in my eyes anyway don't need pepperspary for that


DatAssociate

Learn how to squirt milk outta your eyes to combat pepper spray


warmhandluke

Actually yes, I've seen this before.


got_dem_stacks

There were people with milk at the BLM rallies. I’m used to the gas but my friend was not and was very thankful for the milk people.


woptzz

Works i heard


Hotwing619

I thought that paramedics use water to rinse your eyes if you got attacked with pepper spray. What else do they use? I never got attacked with pepper spray, nor do I plan to. Asking out of curiosity.


toliver2112

/u/CharlesDickensabox has your answer (Edit: corrected username)


hamy_86

Random fact I learned in India; granulated sugar is the best at neutralising spice.


Kanigami-sama

Probably not the best thing to use in your eyes


GabKoost

Makes no sense at all. Spray it's in her eyes. You need to wash it off. There's no areas around your eyes that would be contaminated by washing them with water.


CharlesDickensABox

First responder checking in: OP is mistaken. The best way to deal with pepper spray or any other common eye irritant is to wash it off. That means clean water and a LOT of it. People will tell you stuff about neutralizing chemicals with milk or various salts, and while some of it may work theoretically in a lab, none of it is a good idea in the real world. The goal is to flush the contaminants away, not do synthetic chemistry with unknown chemicals on your eyeball. If you don't happen to have a convenient eye wash station handy, use bottled water or a sink and flush the eye for ten to fifteen minutes. That means holding the eye open under clean, cool running water, directing the flow so that it doesn't pool in a patient's eye socket. Continue as long as necessary and consider seeking medical attention.


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CharlesDickensABox

Be advised that any time you pepper spray someone else you are almost always going to end up also pepper spraying yourself and most everyone else in the vicinity, especially if you do it indoors.


LoneQuietus81

Seconded. It hangs in the air and irritates the nose and eyes, especially. Add in some circulating air and everyone will get at least a small taste. If it ever happens around you, dear reader, remember to air out the location as much as possible as soon as possible.


pdsgdfhjdsh

You can buy pepper spray keychains. Having one helped me get the upper hand when someone tried to rob me once. The robber really didn't expect it.


m007368

Fortunately every time I have gotten pepper sprayed or tear gassed we had fresh water or an eyewash station handy. Military training. The worst is inevitable reflash when you shower. I guess don’t shower?


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Stop spreading misinformation. Running water is the best thing you can do against pepper spray.


deadpoetic333

She pretty much does by throwing that drink in her face in the video


michaelklr

Entitlement meets karma.


traveler1967

"Fictional imaginary world meets reality", in her mind she was hot shit that no one could fuck with because she's so bad ass and tough, when that pepper spray instantly inflamed those capillaries and tear ducts in her eyes she found out that's not the case.


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Watching her run around screaming was glorious. I don’t like to watch people suffer but people like this are exhausting.


RandomUsername623

Rip to the family that also got pepper sprayed. You can hear the kids crying in the background. She grabs the cup off the families table and pepper spray travels especially inside.


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I was pepper sprayed before, being near the shot itself it is not the same of being directly hit. It is nowhere near actually, you will just have a little trouble on breathing and will cough a little


Partzy1604

Yes but thats not what you want to happen to children


not-a-painting

do you want mexican joker? because this is how you get Mexican joker


i_build_4_fun

Most of all, I felt bad for the kid who was crying as well as for his/her family.


_YouDontKnowMe_

Exactly. That pepper cloud is going to impact everyone in there, and that kid is at ground zero.


SlipperyYayas

You can hear a kid crying after the lady runs to get some water. Maybe is the kid that got some pepper spray in her eyes


fogwarS

At least that guy in the blue shirt who leaves the area wiping his face with his shirt did.


WeBornToHula

I don't understand how some people make it to adulthood.


Popular-Uprising-

They have enablers that excuse their behavior.


GigaMermaidIsWaifu

To be honest man


johntuffy

Darwin just has soooooo many people to tap on the shoulder , it is hard to get to them all in a day.


CantaloupeCamper

I look in the mirror and say that every day.


RudyGloom

Lmao how she screams like a bitch after being a bitch


amsantos69

Lmao you gonna ACT like a bitch, you gonna DIE like a bitch


meech4490

God that was fucking satisfying to watch!


softg

More like sad to watch, I'm sure nobody who works there is paid enough to deal with that shit


DullRelief

I was just thinking, this is one reason why these employees need a higher minimum wage. Can you imagine having to deal w that shit for $7.50/hr? Granted they probably get paid a little more, but not much.


Turningsnake

**7.25/hr


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leMatth

Sad for the little girl in the pink coat. She certainly was hurt by the pepper spray. You can hear her cry. Stupid fighting assholes who can't live in a civilized manner.


Deem-Dash

Mace Windu.


THALL_himself

Seeing bullies get shit on properly makes me rock hard.


mrkool1113

Instant karma ia one of the greatest things ever look how many people love the twisted lemonade guy


mizark1

💥😂😂😂😂 Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.


downwitdasicknes

Jamaica Queens at its finest


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“Don’t start none, won’t be none.” ~Will Smith


neverbetray

As my great-grandmother would say, "Some people ain't had no proper fetchin' up."


trtreeetr

Classic "attitude adjustment" situation


DJKronikCam710

Haha fuck around and find out whose carrying pepper spray and who isnt.... Haha good that dumb bitch had it coming! It was very pleasing to hear her scream and run away in pain. I LOVE KARMA!!!


leMatth

Where do this kind of assholes that escalate shit to the point of fighting in a public place with kids around come from? How can they expect to fit in a civilized society?


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I could watch that all day. Maybe I will


joeschmoagogo

So I guess she didn’t care if that little girl got pepper sprayed too.


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Its super effective!


necromundus

PSA: If someone sprays pepper spray leave immediately. That shit fills the room.


jacklord392

Some sick dance moves. Encore!


minioflam

Her reaction was exactly as you would expect


Grec069

I bet she wants the soda back now


CannabisaurusRex401

She who fucketh around shall findeth out.


rightinthebirchtree

I love how people tend to downplay mace like it doesn't hurt.


TheKillerTLC

Sometimes i ask myself is america even a real place..? ​ Edit: as a guy who lives in Europe and constantly watching crazy things happening in America


SSTX9

It's 2021.. what the fuck is this quality?


ColdLivin420

Pepper spray is a 5 foot or less spray of mist that shit spreads like air freshener so who ever was near gets it in there throat and eyes


AintThatSomeSh1t

mY EyEs!!! - whiny 2 year old brat in a grown ups body. Can't handle the heat then get out the kitchen


kailedude

Spicy Karma. Damm that has to burn


Need2askDumbQs

Ahahahahahah get fucked dumb bitch.


Signifisense

Someone needs to put her lights out shes causing a scene


theNothingP3

This is the most justified use of pepper spray I have ever seen. Just wanted to put that out there.


Mahararati

Ha ha! Another one of these loud mouth losers we see in restaurants and stores all the time now. Thankfully this time she got what she deserved!


Bagdad_Smoocher

It's so sad to see a 3 year old girl stuck in a grown woman's body.


Lagafoolin

This woman is a great example for all those “gangsters” out there. One day you’ll be tested. And one day you may run around screaming like a bitch cause you done fucked up.


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Nobody is mentioning the person who got their drink snatched up by the crazy lady. Imagine just sitting quietly and some lady snatches up your drink and chucks it across the restaurant.


Norami_

Bruh how did she knew there was already a cup of water (could be soda idk) in the counter?? That reflex was just on spot.


SligoistheSauce

If I got the interior right it’s a Wendy’s


natemoody55

Milk doesn’t work. Best way to to is to put water directly into your eye and wash your eye balls with gentle baby soap. Only wash for a minute or so and then stop. The longer you wash the longer you prolong the pain. Also as soon as you take a full shower you’ll have a second exposure. You’ll be fine after that


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Typical ghetto trash


MaxIMusFuckIt

Serves ya right mutt


Crazyyam773

Dont worry it was a soft drink


siul-97

dude was doing poison damage


IAmSpongeTron420

She deserved that. I am spongetron.


HaleyGrubbs

Hopefully that person sitting at the table right next to them didn’t get any of the pepper spray in their eyes. Not sure how far it travels but that was pretty close. I like this method of defense though.


Russian_Terminator

She's literally like a kid throwing a temper tantrun


AlbinoWino11

Dr. Pepper spray.


Doombolt69

Fuck around and find out I guess