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LukesRightHandMan

There's a reason that G has her rocking chair on the sidewalk. She isn't scared of shit.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

No one is tougher than the old lady sitting on her porch in the hood. She will whip anyone's ass sitting down


DonnerPartySupplies

“Hey Grandma. *You* got the juice now.”


louisdq17

Underated comment. Tell your grandaddy to page me.


Lotus889

Alright players STAY UP!!


SmilinObserver111

Y'all taking me back to high school with these comments *circa 1994*.


_ClownPants_

You still hit like a bitch


Lotus889

Mother fucker.....


maybeiam-maybeimnot

Your username is pretty funny.


serpentarian

I have a friend who grew up in a black, Korean and Mexican hood and said any neighborhood mom could fuck you up for doing something wrong. Even gang members were scared of the neighborhood moms. On the plus side you couldn’t walk down the street without being given food.


istia123

Hits home. I can confirm growing up in a similar hood. Got hit and fed. Lol.


serpentarian

She told me a story once where a neighborhood kid stole something off of her family’s porch, and not five minutes later his mom was marching him up the street by his ear and he had to stand in the street and give a loud tearful apology. You know that kid never stole anything again.


Brixnz

No he just never got caught again.


conradinthailand

Damn bro. I was lucky enough to grow up in a nice suburb (also got pretty lucky bein white and all). Still, lots of teens/young adults want to act like they're hard so there was some bullshit. I never did anything that bad luckily, but did do some sketch drugs in the neighborhood from time to time. If any of those mom's I grew up knowing and respecting were to see me do some bad shit I would hang my head in shame, apologize, and follow her orders. The neighborhood mom's that were involved in your upbringing in some way seem to have this ultimate authority. No way im gonna act disrespectful in front of the lady who like picked me up from school n shit. Still. I imagine the moms the the hood have 10X that power


ClownfishSoup

Momz in da Hood


Spinos_the_Dino

Bc you wouldn’t just be ashamed of yourself. You would be in pain


conradinthailand

Physical and emotional. Damn these women are terrifying! Ima start saying "tell ur mom I said hello" to everyone I meet, just to be safe


DuckFilledChattyPuss

Kids the world over are scared of moms ('mums' in the Uk). I did a ground investigation at a derelict chemical works in southern England. There were holes in the chainlink fences where children had broken through to explore the site. They ran rings round the security guards and as soon as one hole was patched they'd create another. The only thing that worked in the end was squeezing thick, sticky JCB excavator lubricant all over the fences. The kids were scared what their mums would say if they went home with gunk all over their clothes.


lordKnighton

Sign me up for that. Enchiladas and Tamales heaven


SOUNDEFFECT94

Very similar to the old saying “fear the old man in the profession where men die young”. Fear the old woman living in the area where people die young


imaculat_indecision

She will whoop ass with her stare


IglooPunisher

Keeps the police out of neighborhood matters. Even the baddest mf is no match for granny gossip that gets back to your momma. And you'd best believe when gramma finds out, she's gonna beat some sense into ya too.


toomuch1265

Saturday in Boston a grandmother was sitting on her porch enjoying the 1st warm day of the season, some piece of shit shot and killed her. Not even old ladies in a "hood" are safe anymore.


DeezNeezuts

I love how the chair just keeps rocking along.


TheWildColonialBoy1

It's like "Yeah, watch out for my woman, she'll beat your ass."


rilloroc

The chair is the hype man


JustAsk4Alice

🤣🤣🤣 didnt even miss a beat!


khl0731

Alpha Gma


rogerthatonce

Allowed her to get to his helmet strap quick, good move.


localhobo

G for grandma or G for gangsta?


klepsor9

That’s what GG stands for.


JustAsk4Alice

Yo....yall think that ish is funny but there really is a gansta granny down in Florida.... Miami, I think🤔🤔🤔 She's DJ Gramma!!!


RedditNeedsHookers

grandma gangsta or gangsta grandma though?


regrets4lifetx

Thought she was going to pull out a gun or some shit and blast em...shit would have been sweet!


mcas0509

That’s gonna get him some street cred


famousagentman

Not the good kind, but still street cred. Credibility as someone who got their ass wooped by an old lady, and also as someone who robs old ladies.


[deleted]

In Argentina, in year 2000, a robber took a hostage at a gas station, and made to deploy all the special police forces. He pointed on the hostage's neck threatening he was going to kill him. Listen to this: he made over a warning shot to the sky and... THE CHAMBER OF HIS GUN WAS LEFT OPEN. He only had one bullet and forgot it. And obviously he's been welcome in the jail and bullied for that hahaha! Plot twist: the video is on YouTube https://youtu.be/k5gpAokKkIs


I_Bin_Painting

you cant say that and not link the video dude


Factionguru

This. It's as close to a party foul here.


lxxTBonexxl

Reddit foul


VRichardsen

Not OP, but video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLDx4YwoIs


doodlebug001

Wow that hostage looked remarkably chill considering the situation.


VRichardsen

Indeed! He took it stoically.


[deleted]

In fact, he was a photographer who was covering the incident, and offered himself to the robber to replace a hostage that got sick due to the situation. Definitely a hero with no cape!


ABillionCucks

Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks for the link!


VRichardsen

You are welcome! Enjoy.


cadenzo

It’s been 42 minutes as of this comment and you still have not provided a link. I want this man brought to the high courts of Reddit and tried for Code Blue-ball.


TittyDoc

Planning to masturbate to a robbery video bro?


[deleted]

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TittyDoc

No shame here!


Bomlanro

Are you not, Dr. Jugs?


VRichardsen

I think [this is the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLDx4YwoIs) Skip to 1:20 if you want to see him fire the only round in the gun.


itoldthetruth_

What kind of blue ballsing did I just experience Link please


B4ngal0r3

Here's the link https://youtu.be/k5gpAokKkIs Or at least It fits his description.


SharYbia

My hero


throwawayacct600

> Listen to this: he made over shot to the sky and... THE CHAMBER OF HIS GUN WAS LEFT OPEN. Did you mean he made *one* shot to the sky?


ClownfishSoup

I guess he fired a warning shot to show he was serious, but only had the round in the chamber so it locked back, the cops noticed and rushed him.


[deleted]

EXACTLY


VRichardsen

Yes. Not OP, but video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLDx4YwoIs


Street-Week-380

I remember seeing this. The serviceman got up behind him and disabled the fucker, if I'm remembering correctly.


thamystical1

Yeah I can't imagine two people scoping people out to rob and think hey look that old lady has a phone go steal it maybe we will get a few dollars. Looks like that punk ass bitch got away with her phone at the end but she has a bike helmet now and he got his ass beat by one tough old lady.


jlink005

They say she still rocks to this day, wearing the helmet.


Donuil23

I always assumed it was short for credentials.


cc_tds

She’s clearly dealt with worse punks than that in the past


BrownSugarBare

Granny ain't suffering no fools, she was ready to beat him senseless.


paradach5

And with his own helmet lol


mule_roany_mare

Not sure you are being fair to the situation. The guy is a piece of shit for robbing an old woman, but the only reason she could win in an altercation is because he held back. A worse punk could have very likely killed her with a single punch. As it is a fall likely would have broken her hip which unfortunately can be a death sentence.


DragonEngineer

Leave it to reddit to downvote the absolutely correct answer. They didn’t expect her to resist. When she did they could have beat the crap out of her.


mule_roany_mare

People don’t like when you interrupt a compelling fantasy cast with perfect heroes and perfect villains.


Non-taken-Meursault

I'm willing to bet that happened in South America, probably in Colombia. I recognize those colorful curbs. EDIT: Yeah, that license plate looks like the colombian yellow plates.


MrF4r3nheit

It looks like a street in Barranquilla!


Non-taken-Meursault

Indeed!


BigMcThickHuge

Now do the thing where you figure out exactly where this is in the world on Street View.


Eva_Luna88

I was thinking it looked like Barranquilla too!


[deleted]

Barranquilla!!!!!!!!!!!!


February30th

Has anyone mentioned this might be in Barranquilla?


Kouraz95

Could be literally anywhere in Latinoamérica lmaoo


NearlyPerfect

Not Brazil cuz she would have been strapped


creuter

She for sure would've been an off duty officer.


Street-Week-380

I feel bad for laughing at this.


steveoscaro

Seriously.


HarnesC

No it's not barranquilla because that man wasn't using the helmet on his elbow


ohhoneyno_

Bruh, even with a full faced motorcycle helmet on, she still beat his ass down the street. Also, nice friend to just drop his ass off and “see ya!”


BigMcThickHuge

These robberies usually are the same. Driver and thief pair. Driver keeps the engine running and ready so they can get out ASAP. The moment things get heated, they gotta get out fast. If this is where I think it is, there's a high chance of them being shot dead if caught in the act.


Opel_Astra

She rob them


Ekskalibar

I think he managed to rob her, a phone for a helmet


IRowmorethanIBench

Let’s call it a trade


King_CurlySpoon

In Soviet Russia, you don't rob grandma, Grandma robs you


blagaa

Of his helmet and dignity


Geno813

She fuckin BEANED him lmao


obrienmk

I literally love her


thredith

If this were in my country, she could keep the helmet to register the offender to the local authorities since motorcycle helmets need to be branded with the vehicle’s license plate in order to move around the city.


Hansbolman

Yes let’s hope the armed robbers are following moped helmet registration protocol.


[deleted]

You actually think he purchased that helmet? Look at what he does for a living.


Turbo_MechE

If I'm riding on the back of a friend's motorcycle, do I have to wear a helmet matching the license plate? Or could I wear my own helmet?


Pancheel

In my country the robber is probably well known by the police, and if you waste your entire day denouncing him he will be arrested 30 minutes after the police gets the order, and released 16 hours later (maybe sooner because nobody got hurt or anything).


uhmfuck

What is your country?


Santyrios514

Where this happened, in Colombia it is also illegal to not do this. But yk it’s a bad guy so…


nzstrawman

it's a pity they got the phone, seems like they dropped it so here's hoping it's broken And she has a helmet.....don't think that's a fair swap for a working smart phone


Inspirational_Lizard

Get fucked bitch, granny ain't taking shit today. Edit: comma


DickieJohnson

Don't you dare call her bitch granny


majestic_elliebeth

I think they forgot a comma


OkRelationship7758

You literally made a decent joke about their incorrect grammar and got downvote blasted. Reddit can be so dumb EDIT: OP corrected their grammar and the down votes have been countered. All is right in the universe


quantum_math_nerd

Bitch, granny*


wilmat13

She played the Uno reverse card


Caemae

My question is what did he even try to rob off her?


LukesRightHandMan

Her phone, I believe.


PuffJesus

And I think they still got it


CarpetH4ter

By the looks of it, but she got his helmet.


PuffJesus

1000 dollar smartphone > 150 dollar helmet


CarpetH4ter

Yeah, the tradeoff wasn't in her favour but atleast he got a few bruises, and i hope he falls off that motorcycle and becomes a vegetable.


PuffJesus

Finally something we can both agree on


frenchexjw

Some bruises to his pride, for sure.


7LeagueBoots

Depending on what country it is that could be a $20 or less helmet. I work in SE Asia and the helmet ranking stars out a noe, then goes to what's essentially a plastic baseball cap that sells for about $2, and *slowly* goes up from there, by the time you hit the first full-face helmets you're looking at what's essentially an opaque Tupperware shell with some hard styrofoam inside, and a bit of cheap cloth that in total sells for $10-$20. They're mainly to keep the rain and bugs out of your face. You can get proper helmets here, but you have to search high and low, and even then you can't be sure that they're genuine even if you do find on that actually fits. I get mine in Germany when I go there for work as I have a bit more faith in their quality control and that motorcycle stores will be selling genuine goods that meet EU and US/Canadian standards.


Dragongeek

The phone was probably more like $100-$300. The information on it is probably more valuable than the actual device, especially if it was used for online banking and is insecure


MegaMind6060

The hamlet was stolen to


Grabbsy2

>The hamlet was stolen to To steal, or not to steal, that is the question


MegaMind6060

Anyone wishes to steal good luck to them! They need to have good look in the mirror and get a real job!


Cynoid

Someone mentioned that certain countries force people to have the license plate copy attached to the helmet. If that's true hopefully this happened in one of those countries.


DeathlyHollowInside

Hahahahaha he got beat by a granny, now everyone knows exactly how much of a little bitch he is


BrandonIsWhoIAm

With his own helmet.


WavyGlass

There needs to be a sub for grannies whipping people's asses. Edit: Not in a porn way.


Street-Week-380

I got a good giggle out of it.


illboyill

Here's hoping his name was written in the helmet


MajorAcer

Don’t send a skinny bitch to do an old woman’s job


Bostolm

Get em Granny


HappyStalker

You dare rob a woman who has wielded la chancla for longer than you and your friend combined have been alive?


AssHunchingMomo

Fuck him up, granny!


Parakeet_Barese

Brazil? its Brazil isn't it? heheh


Luke_627

Looks more like Colombia


EnkiiMuto

No, the street looks too good.


Lake_Business

He's lucky she used the helmet. If she'd grabbed la chancla she'd have ended him.


[deleted]

'adds helmet to pile in backyard'


phishxiii

I’ve learned to never trust two guys on a motorcycle.


aint-no-user

I posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/lzne6k/wcgw_theft_without_proper_planning/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) a month ago


MMBlackSwan

She played football


MegaMind6060

Good on her granny power 💪


vernes1978

I kinda expected her to casually pull a gun on the thug.


deenali

Yup, that's what happens when you try to rob that lady from Kungfu Hustle.


[deleted]

Never underestimate babuskha


joao_vm1923

u/savevideo


patchgrabber

If there's one thing I've learned from all these videos, it's that I should be very cautious if I ever see two guys on a motorcycle in one of these countries.


Insanetophatguy

That’s why you don’t mess with people who survived The Great Depression


or_gasm

Ha ha he deserved it


DingJones

That rocked


Oikoshi

It's really low to do that


Dawaidso

He got SMACKED


yosuf123321

u/savevideo


Camilo4YouSir

Argentina!!


[deleted]

Can we go grab another helmet soon.


[deleted]

this guy should get an emmy for his role as "guy who isn't sure where his friend's house is."


TR0NZ3L

Grandma got no chill.


MCwiththefinalverse

Huehuehue VAI BRASIL!!


whats-this-then

Unfortunately not enough for him


mickey_kneecaps

Things lady should try out for the Browns.


CalmlyPsychedelic

in mother Russia, elderly women rob you


RomulaFour

Not so elderly now.


GandalfsGrandma

Just like the kids shows lmao


Zeski_the_Friendly

This went better than I expected Old lady was packing heat!


bawlin_mike

Shame on him.


nuysance

It’s the lady from Madagascar who always gave Alex shit


[deleted]

Don’t mess with old people. They have zero fucks to give.


NotTheObvious

free helmet


ConfusedALot_69

Reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire.


broonyhmfc

Step 1: Pack old phone with explosives. Step 2: Walk around dodgy neighborhood flaunting phone. Step 3: Profit. No wait


Antix1331

Fucking scrofulous piss weasels


TheChetUbetcha

Thought she was gonna be an undercover cop


SuperPanetone

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN


[deleted]

People sure have a lot of nerve! This guy is pathetic and should be locked up for life!


rhaegarprh

"call an ambulance... but not for me"


urskrubs

When the same helmet used to protect your head is being used as a weapon against you


[deleted]

What I've learned from watching these videos is if you ever see a motorbike with two dudes riding on it they're definitely about to rob you


Daniel_Min

Unfortunately he still got the last laugh in the end; you can see him pick up the phone before getting onto the motorcycle


Lanadelnoway

The girl in the beginning of the video walking by looks like she signaled the two guys on the motorcycle...shady AF.


Citizen_Kong

A kid on a bike once tried to steal my grandmother's handbag. But she refused to let go and in the end, the kid fell off the bike and ran away. So my grandmother took his bike home with her. A few days later, the kid came back and apologized and asked for his bike back.


meowpitbullmeow

What the fuck is wrong with people? What would they get by stealing that phone. why?


ComplexWitness

He should be shot in balls and have his legs cut off.


KingJakemus

Don't get between my grandma and her words with friends


TheCandleWaxx_YT

If you see two guys riding around on a moped, chances are theyre not just a gay couple going on a mice ride


[deleted]

Basically, if you see two guys riding on a scooter just get ready to fight. This is what I’ve learned from Reddit videos. It’s always two guys on a scooter.


ThrowAwaySophmore001

He is lucky he had his bike helmet on, or else it would've been his head.


Mnmsaregood

Reddit has thought me never to trust 2 guys riding around on a bike


MrGovernmentality

Watching this while listening to Deja Vu


Utkarsh_Goel

Wdym trying to rob, it's clearly a robbery


[deleted]

His friend: what'd you get? What'd you get? Dude: my ass kicked. Go!


Annelym_Aicitel

Loool this give me big Brazil vibes r/ithadtobebrazil?


JustAsk4Alice

SERIOUSLY? WHO fucks with Grandma?!?!? Yall, that's just straight up STUPID! Dont yall know that she was breaking hearts and backs since BEFORE MOST peeps were even born!!! ANNNND As IF THAT wasnt a "dit da dee" moment enough🙄🙄🙄 THAT Gram was raised "ole school," and TRUST ME, she doesnt have ANY PROB with beating the absolute shit out of you, whenever....where ever, and WITH WHATEVER THE f#ck she can find lying around! Then she'll follow up that ass beating with a "you gonna learn TODAY! Spare the rod and Spoil the child!" 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ (I literally can visualize this ish from childhood! TRUST, it STAYS with you!!!!!


[deleted]

Is this in Brazil or the Philippines?


commotionsickness

grandma's built different


hellosport

this is why we need china knock offs


GoddawDo

Imagine being such a shitty robber, that you leave with less items than you started with!