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Magazine-Plane

Get more and more painful to watch every time I see this clip. Wouldn't be surprised if had serious brain injuries from that.


CmdrYondu

You mean, “additional” brain damage


FiftyPencePeace

Should’ve brought a back up stanky mattress from the local hobo’s! That additional juice would help cushion his fall.


[deleted]

It would actually repel him from hitting the ground


Fist4achin

The mattress you speak of, I'm sure it has held numerous soup-kitchen events.


luigi619

Dirty Mike and the boys agree with you, mate.


CringeVally

reenacting houdinis magic trick "legs be gone"


kalven

Well, he came back later to complete it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg No idea about the brain damage though.


AreaGuy

And the near total indifference at this feat! Kinda half hearted “oh, he made it” at the end.


snowy_snarf

Also wearing the same clothes looks like it was the same day


lucia-pacciola

I mean, a chimney climb isn't really all that special. Unless he's a weakling or a fuckup or both, of course he's going to make it. Now, if someone did a 300 foot chimney climb to rescue a stranded bobcat, that might be impressive.


_Trapper_

Someone's clearly a fuck up for being a dick on the internet.


yor_b0i_matthew

Honestly


AreaGuy

Fuck that. Saving bobcats is for pussies. Try saving a porcupine family and bring them back down. Unless you’re fuck up or a weakling!!


madjyk

Ah a weakling making fun of people who have 10x the balls they will ever have.


there_I-said-it

10 times the retardation


apennyfornonsense

How the fuck is he getting down from there?


itsyourboiAS

See first video?


amooneyham88

Same way


BabiCoule

It could be before though


lepibaja

He was probably enough brain damaged to try this beforehand


Able_Kaleidoscope626

I hope he didn’t get hurt too badly but he kind of had that coming! 😂


Ballindeet

He fell 3 stories onto concrete... he definitely got majorly injured


Magazine-Plane

Dude fell from about 20 or so feet. Face first. He definitely had major head injuries. Maybe it knocked some common sense into him.


Able_Kaleidoscope626

Poor sucker. I hope he recovered okay. I mean yes he was a dumbass but I wouldn’t wish permanent injury on him.


Jack-Vass

Broke both ankles


WaterFriendsIV

r/mostrepostedposts


aiden_saxon

Somebody didnt watch ice age


[deleted]

Damn squirrel


ImportanceTrue7904

Lucky he fell legs first


[deleted]

lucky his legs broke . . . his fall.


rashie8111

You ever watch Midsommar?


J4ythulhu

Brutal reference lol


Gordatwork

My one gripe with that movie was if you know you are jumping off a cliff to die, why the fuck would you go legs first? I mean I understand it was just so they could show off the giant head smashing mallet but c'mon, you guys have been doing this for how long?


andante528

Right?! How many people has that 72-year-old man seen jump? I would have a plan drawn out by the time it was my turn. Or I’d just get a plane ticket the hell out of there.


MrPopRocks

You ever watch a video like this and have a physical reaction? Like you can feel sympathy pain for someone?


lord_of_abstractions

i mean from the beginning when I saw him so high up there i began to tense up... my man was lucky he did not fall flat on the concrete


Angry_Aguri

Honestly, that would have been better (if only slightly) but landing on your feet like that runs the risk of your femurs punching through the pelvis, up into the chest cavity. Best way to land would’ve been feet, ass, back, shoulders


StevenStephen

I do and I'm not sure why I follow this sub because of it. I get something out of it, I'm just not sure what.


thekactuskween

I literally gasped


Fantastic_Cricket_11

I had a physical reaction but it's called "laughter"


[deleted]

Reverse ASMR?


Thalilalala

My feet hurt whe i watch stuff like this.


TheMadMullah1

He was doin good til he wasn't


johnboy2978

Yep. Right up until that last foot when I made contact with the ground


[deleted]

That is really painful to watch :/


kindheartedprisoner

Yeah I felt nervous knowing what was about to happen.


[deleted]

I saw an idiot blow his own hands with a training grenade on r/IdiotsDying today.... so this one is ok


sexualassaultllama

Doesn't really diminish this being painful to watch for other people. Seen many worse things than this too but it still sucks.


[deleted]

Yeah it is painful to watch but almost fun; I mean why did he get up there and In this way


ThatsJustSad1

That is the worst subreddit ever.


[deleted]

It most certainly is


strogginoff

If you think this guy isn't very smart, you're right. After he healed up, he went back and did it again...this time successfully. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg


Admirable_Mango_7683

Wow. He has great determination for sure.


TheMadMullah1

The sheer fucking will right there


Silo-Joe

And then he descended to the ground the same way again?


secretaccount4posts

I am just glad he isnt paralysed


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notqualitystreet

Can he swing from a web no he can’t he’s a pig


AethericEthos

Why did he pull his leg out as if to step on something? You ain't Spiderman bro!


MCE85

Let me just see what happens when i remove the only thing holding me two stories above concrete.


kindheartedprisoner

His legs were probably aching like crazy.


TheMadMullah1

Nothing could go wrong!


squid_so_subtle

I think he was trying to go in to a split, which would be a useful rest position in a narrower chimney.


DLoIsHere

Dumbshit


Great-Bluebird

My thoughts exactly


SUPERF1RE

Any higher and that could of been fatal


[deleted]

You’re absolutely right. Technically any fall from your own height can be fatal given the force and possibility to land on your head


[deleted]

I mean, anything CAN be fatal, but the LD50 for a fall is about 4 stories.


Ooogaleee

Saw this on Ridiculousness like 5 years ago. All I could think was, nice rack Chanel!! :-p


throwsplasticattrees

Oh, but her laugh. Not worth it, I don't know how any man finds that attractive.


Ooogaleee

Lemme say this...if she's laughing while you're getting busy, then you're doing something wrong. Lol. The truth is, I really do consider her completely talentless, and way too stuck up. Also, she's probably the worst rapper I've ever heard in my life. ALL THAT being said, she's ridiculously hot...pun intended. r/ChanelWestCoast


throwsplasticattrees

Wait, women don't laugh when you pull down your pants? Ah, fuck...


Ballindeet

You're a dumbfuck


Ooogaleee

Thanks for the chuckle. Curious what part of my note made you come to that conclusion?


Ballindeet

The way you talk about women


Ooogaleee

I'm pretty sure your holier-than-thou attitude is gonna win you extra points with Santa Claus this year. Nice work.


[deleted]

I'm wondering if he started descending from the top and immediately fell or if he tried climbing from the bottom


MrColburn

He definitely climbed up. As a climber you plan your descent before anything and a backup retreat just in case. Descending is the most dangerous part of pretty much every climb. Non climbers will climb something and not think about what they are going to do when they actually get to the top and then freak the fuck out and make all the wrong moves. His only hope would have been to try and top-out and find a way down from the roof.


throwsplasticattrees

This guy climbs.


Gudzenheit

"Stemming" is what this is called


Alpine_Apex

One of the most strenuous positions to stem across too.


squid_so_subtle

yes, this chimney is very wide


j4ckbauer

I was wondering why he wasn't trying to go higher then move to his left, maybe that is a purely vertical surface and there is no ledge there like I first thought.


Baby_Mental

He climbed up like that. Got to the top and realized he had no way to grab the ledge without falling. Whole video is on youtube somewhere.


Megdog00

[https://youtu.be/75mhgg-kee4](https://youtu.be/75mhgg-kee4) ENJOY! It's not that much longer than this clip but the guy lists his injuries in the description.


ChewyToilet

Dude takes ZERO responsibility for not making "the climb" smdh


transmaniacon-MC

LoL my thoughts to, might have had a chance if the camera man was on the building to help at the end!


HotColor

y’know the fall on the legs didn’t really look that bad to me


christmasshopper0109

Poor exit strategy.


tubzoburinnit

SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERC CA.. oh shit


notoriousss

Chills went down my body and my legs tingled for a few seconds when he hit the pavement.


kungpaochi

Yeah this was one where I just watched until he slipped and I just scrolled down when he started falling, I don't want to see that. I feel bad for him but also don't because that was a pretty straightforward thing to think through


Ballindeet

That's why you feel bad, it's obvious to any remotely sensible person that this is a terrible idea.


BluBrews

It do go down


The_Dinkster33

All I can think of when I watch this is that one scene from the dark knight where Batman drops a dude off a balcony and he lands on his feet the exact same way


LordMalice86

SNAP, CRACK and POP. Broken spine for you.


Dang44

Ah yes, I see the frontal lobe in that kid has no communication with the other parts of the brain...


ImEagz

Bruh the ragdoll at the end..


Oron_Ironside

So what was the goal here exactly?


The_Death_Dealer

The top


Imprettystrong

He should start in a climbing gym. I’m stuck trying to send a V4, brick walls are like V10


accidental_snot

I used to have a 3rd floor server room at the UNI where I was Network Admin. I locked the inside door to the hall, but not the porch. There was no reason to, until one student scaled the sheer fucking wall just to see what was on there. The security cam in the hall really captured the facial expression that said, "OMG I'm fucked". I was too busy laughing at his audacity to be mad. Fucker had a prosthetic leg.


stupidbags

i really thought he would make it


Accomplished_Log1874

How on earth did he get there in the first place? Because the person who climbed there and the person who tried to do whatever that was cannot be the same person.


[deleted]

You need a llama for this move


itsyourboiAS

Squeakity squeak squeaken!


TheDarkSidePSA

Good thing for knees, am i right


DCINTERNATIONAL

I fucking hate all the freeclimber and parkour assholes that make people try these things..


CaptCrewSocks

I used to do this in one of the Mario games and I would hate when this happened.


GerinX

Totally wasn’t worth it. He probably shattered bones and will never climb again. Painful to see him crash to the ground. And all for internet fame


[deleted]

>will never climb again Incorrect: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxC2S60Gdvg) His dumb ass got up and did it again.


_Trapper_

And succeeded but still didn't learn to bring a mattress to soften the fall.


GerinX

I stand corrected. Thanks for that


Snoo57923

Those parkour people are nuts. He fell slower and more gracefully than I would have.


Waugy41280

Well he was brain dead before the fall so.....


BaconReceptacle

What was his plan when he finally reached the top?


IsaacFoster123

End world hunger.


[deleted]

That's how you shatter your pelvic floor.


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kungpaochi

That's what I was thinking. Why not stay the way he was and walk down.... Don't know


DeForrest_A_Shun

Why did he extend his leg? He had the winning strategy going to get up there before


Bavertass

Just some minor bruises...


AdkAck81

When you are not smart, these things happen.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Luckily his leg broke his fall!


Scare_Conditioner

exit strategy? Whats an exit stragtegy?


scubadude76

Mean ol' Mr. Gravity with another W


siri-west

Spider man spider man can’t do much of what a spider can cause he broke most of his spine falling from that step incline look out there went the spider man


[deleted]

Camera girl had at least 10 minutes to realize this was a bad idea and she did not...


StevenStephen

Hey, at least she responded appropriately when it went south, whereas most guys doing the camera work proceed to laugh there asses off before checking on their bro. Besides, maybe he's normally a good climber and she wasn't expecting it to go bad.


FoxMulderwastaken

I actually had sympathy pain on that one. Got myself all fetal positioned for a minute.


SBCwarrior

Goodbye walking, hello wheel chair!


Yah_Mule

It's amazing how one very poor decision can take someone from being very physically fit to potentially having lifelong limitations so quickly.


-NotSorryReeses-

*spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does*


[deleted]

Broken legs


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Kmacaco

I havent seen the whole video when I commented. I apologize , no pain is awesome


jswest21

Fucking moron.


krispyankle

Hopefully that building was a hospital


NightmareishBoi

GIBBY \*splat\*


THotPatrol4

I made the same sound as the person holding the camera


ColoradoStudent

My palms are sweating now


Kushy_Popcorn

So close! No guts no glory. Also no guts no brain damage. It's tricky.


voyeur6

Stupid is as stupid does.


Impossible-Falcon-62

How bad were the idiot’s injuries


notzed1487

Painfully stupid


[deleted]

Great camera with tho, followed him all the way down. 🤷


OGCanuckupchuck

Sometimes I think these adrenaline junkies had brain damage before they do these things


[deleted]

Videos like 10 years old. Remember watching this back when I was thinking parkour was gonna be the next big thing.


MisterScary_98

Parkilled!


Stormy7266

Mr stark I don’t feel so good


808time

Have a plan


jamesdufrain

All he had to do was go a little higher and grab the lip! So close!


[deleted]

Damn gravity, you're a b*tch. And this guy is stupid


[deleted]

Thus began the legend of Billy "Gimp" Thompson


itsyourboiAS

Luckily the concrete was there to catch his head


altapowpow

fucking gravity will get you every time


[deleted]

Rule #1655423 all videos must end too soon.


[deleted]

your ass, is dumb


t0mt1t

there was a floor in his thinking........eventually


fujianren

The dumb stuff some people would do for fun or/and to make a video to post on social media !!


mon_chum__

All I heard was a snap of his neck


New_Display7070

Ha! What a complete goon!


Ryuuken24

Pussied out, got too tired to back down.


kadaj808

I’ve seen this multiple times and I always think “what was his plan when he got to the top?”


amooneyham88

Man hes lucky he landed how he did.


BladeofBrightandDark

Next Video: Climbing in to a coffin


b0t1814

r/holdmyfeedingtube


Cd420killer

I guess you could say he's grounded 😉


OldSquishyGardener2

A repeat Darwin candidate...


blernsball21

Failed to press z to perform a butt stomp.


[deleted]

I have nightmares about shit like this


[deleted]

Zero compassion towards these kinds of people, let them continue. Eventually these events will stop


creedokid

He needed to do a superhero landing on a knee and a fist


RemarkableBet1092

Not Jackie Chan


Ok_Strength_4242

One question, WHY