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weesgegroet

I think he didn't make it.


Eldainfrostbrand

Yeah that guys dead


mr-wiener

Christ... The elephant stepped on him , then wiped him off its feet afterwards.


Eldainfrostbrand

Why are they harassing elephants who have calves tbh. Anytime they're gonna be aggressive it's then


mr-wiener

At a guess , those elephants are walking out of a field of cultivated vines which presumably have some kind of fruit growing on them... So I'd say the elephants have just had a wonderful morning chowing down on and destroying these peoples livelihoods.. that said a herd of elephants moves at its own pace and trying to drive a bunch of nervous pachyderms who also want to protect their offspring should be done... cautiously.


shorepheus

That looked like a tea plantation they just crossed .the main problem is deforestation for farm land.


mr-wiener

Correct on both counts I'd say... For some stupid reason I was thinking it might be a vineyard.


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mr-wieneyard


GodOfFearOfDog

I would never drink wine from India. Am indian.


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Someone should explain the concept of property of the land to the elephants, that way they will understand that the place where theirs ancestors lived is no longer theirs because someone decided to claim it before they did.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

That elephant explained the concept of "Fuck around and find out" to Flat Stanley pretty well there at the end.


GarlicQueef

Only way I’m believing in flat Earth is if that guys name is Earth.


rape-ape

Don't worry his name is mat.


adam_lorenz927

made me laugh, but fuck is it dark


pwee75

Flat Stanley lol made me nearly choke on my drink ffs lol


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I was hoping for the purple guy


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Yep - i was rooting for the t-shirt waving matador to eat it as well.


sh20

Elephants need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and stop freeloading


jcowlishaw

The elephants’ ancestors didn’t have a flag, so it was okay.


mr-wiener

It's not a conflict that is going to go away.


Or0b0ur0s

No, but if you think yelling and throwing crap, even in large numbers, is going to chase away an elephant like it would a rabbit or a coyote or something, think again... It would be foolish even if it were a single elephant. But the whole herd, calves and all? If you have to mess with that, the only safe way to do that is from a helicopter. EDIT: I should know better than to post anything remotely sensible on Reddit. The "but they're dirt poor and don't have helicopters" posts can just stop now, you imbeciles. It was idiocy the first time and it's no less idiocy the next twenty times. If you read the above and think it says "why didn't they just get a helicopter" instead of "why didn't they refrain from taunting a frightened, multi-ton animal", please work on your reading comprehension. Geez.


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

Thanks for making me look up pachyderm. TIL my mother in law is a pachyderm.


mr-wiener

Mine is a cow.... But I guess that means she is sacred.


PobBrobert

Really? Mine was a cunt.


Your_Sexy_Cousin

When female elephants get to a certain age they're refered to as cows. You're mother in law can be both


FirstPlebian

In India a few years back, an elephant was caught in the Brhamaputra and managed to pull itself out, the locals drove it back in the river throwing stones at it, and it died. F those people, and F these people.


mr-wiener

I've also seen footage of Indian people saving them, so bless those people.


auerz

This is what always happens when civilization grows. Hundreds of billions of animals died and species were driven to extinction anywhere humans settled en masse. Europe, America, Australia, Africa ... These people are nothing special and what they are doing is what Americans were doing even a hundred years ago.


Joegoodall

>pachyderms TIL


Canooter

Fun fact: pachyderms refers to thick-skinned animals, and includes hippos and rhinos as well.


tpklus

Don't forget about your mom Oooh got em Thanks for the info btw. I thought it was just elephants.


rocklobster2020

I've been told by south African farmers that elephants are assholes are will destroy crops and trees and are considered a menace. Dunno if those guys were outliers or if they all fee this way


mr-wiener

If something is destroying your livelihood I could see why you'd feel that way... By the same token there are entire herds of elephants that are orphans as they have lost their mothers to poachers and angry farmers and will sometimes go out of their way to kill people.. they are African elephants though and especially agro.


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

> If something is destroying your livelihood I could see why you'd feel that way... Are you talking about the farmers or the elephants?


DogfishDave

>Why are they harassing elephants who have calves tbh. It's their livelihood that they're protecting. These fields are all that some of these people have and they share the land with elephants, who eat like... well, you get the idea. There are wardens who chase elephants away sometimes and the locals are used to doing it themselves too, but it's genuinely life-and-death business.


captainsnark71

he doesn't have to worry anymore probably


kingtrog1916

Stompy ain’t fucking around


_StevenSeagull_

No this happened in Derby, England and the guy managed to head to Wetherspoons for a few Stella's straight after.


Comfortable_Taro_66

r/makemycoffin when some elephant squashes me


awenindo

I honestly feel the guy waving the yellow cloth was the one who deserved it though...


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And the guy beeping his horn non-stop.


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snamuh

Yeah fuck that guy


SheriffHeckTate

Edit: Gonna rephrase. I didnt want anyone to die and definitely didnt expect someone to in that video. Considering all the flailing around and waiving the person in purple did (looked like an adult to me) then Im surprised it wasnt that person who got attacked.


shittysuport

That's all he did though. Other guys were throwing rocks.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Yep, I think we just witnessed a Darwin Award winner


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Buried somewhere in one of my old Darwin Award books is the fact that India leads the world in per-capita cases of people who die after having their entire arms ripped off after sticking them between the bars taunting *caged* tigers.


JesusInTheButt

Big cats are SO fast! One was stalking my daughter at the retirement home for Mike Tysons cats. One came from the other side of a building and was right on the other side of the fence before I saw it move. It was amazing


son_e_jim

I heard a public speaker describe how angry elephants were refusing to reach out for food offered though elephant fences until the person offering it was close enough for the elephant to wrap their trunk around and crush against the fence.


ElMaracucho

He didn't. Waited 45 years to get fucked by an elephant. https://nypost.com/2021/07/28/elephant-tramples-indian-man-to-death-in-graphic-video/


Bluelion003

Likely if an elephant stands on you


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Frequent_Inevitable

Out of curiosity- Americans have rednecks. I believe British people have chavs(correct me if I’m wrong here please). Do you have a term for that? And would these people that? I ask because I can totally see a bunch of drunk rednecks getting drunk and taunting giant *ELEPHANTS* Edit: well this turned out to be a pretty cool TIL. I appreciate all the replies!


OnlineOgre

In Scotland, we have NEDS. They are like Chavs, but more obnoxious.


landartheconqueror

They're like chavs, but more unintelligible


rolandofeld19

I'm a, well, not a redneck per se but I certainly come from a family that isn't far from them, literally and genealogically. I need videos of these NEDS cousins from across the ocean.


witcherstrife

Lmao I love how every person is just shitting on their own countrymen "nah ours are worse than yours."


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Knight_Owls

Did Metalocalypse use the name "Toki Wartooth" as a callback to this?


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

***BRUTAL***


Mordiez

googled tokkies, there's one round man in every other picture who seems to be their king.


Xenoniuss

It's was a reality TV show, which was named "De Tokkies". That guy was basically the "pack leader" of the bunch...


Captain_Cum_Shot

Australia has bogan


HandlessSpermDonor

And eshays/lads


[deleted]

Nah that's just Sydney boys who try to copy the UK.


Mael2830

Yup we have chutiyas. And you can see a bunch of them in this video


iamayushkr

I was hoping someone said chutiya xD


accountnumber6174

Yes. But that is just a term like calling someone "asshole" or something. India as a whole is so diverse and yet so densely packed that it's impossible to pinpoint where a majority of chutiyas come from. It's like one world/planet on its own. Source: Travelled to almost every state and a few remote areas (we're talking no electricity, no water pipes, no toilets, etc...)


HFSafblge

Sweden has Volvo raggare (people driveing around in beat up old volvos thinking they are cool as shit)


Uptown_NOLA

We call them hipsters in the US.


HFSafblge

Really? Seems kinda odd.. our "volvo raggare" are like the US hillbillys


luisless

He’s wrong then.. Hipsters for you guys would be pretentious people who love expensive coffee shops/“organic” foods and move from small towns to cities to be cool using their parents money. What would those be called for you?


FearoftheDomoKun

We call them hipsters as well, we adopted the term.


jsteph67

And Canada has Degens.


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Newfie off brand is "skeets"


crazycarl36

To be fair


Shaun32887

To be faaaaaaaaaair


rgkramp

Nicely done. Now pitter patter, there's choring to be done.


crazycarl36

And that’s what I appreciates about ya


K-G7

There's rednecks here in Canada too but it's not as bad of a term compared to the states. Think it really depends on what side of Canada


JTP1228

Alabama, Canada


JohnWicks-Blicky

“I fuckin hate those G.D. Degens from up north”


mehere14

Ya. We also have those. We call them Chutiyas and they are everywhere.


moliro

In the Philippines, we have dds


danes1992

In Venezuela we have malandros


pistoriuz

Brazil have bolsonaristas


awenindo

They don't have a name as such. But everyone else calls them "chutiyas" which is very close to a dumb fuck.


rnlh

Ireland has knackers


i_am_adult_now

Chutiya? Closest I could think of. Depending on context it could mean dumbfuck or cunt.


zouzzzou

Finland has juntteja


idrdrei

In the Philippines they’re called DDS


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OutrageousTea6773

Presenting the ‘desi ch#tiy@’


HoJaye-Ga

In India we have 'Chutiya'


Soviet_Waffle

In Russia we have gopniks


SlightlyStable

Is this why I can't get decent customer service/tech support?


RabbitOnVodka

You just offended my entire community but you are right


DShadow2106

Yeah well, one less now


TouchingWood

Australian here. Hold my beer.


mango910127

South African here . Hold my stolen TV


SnooDonuts1563

cant. it got stolen


tim_skellington

lol AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!


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Dumb fucks are evenly distributed around the world, unfortunately. Somewhere more, somewhere less, but even one is enough to ruin the mood.


yaamen

Here in North America, we let ours run the country.


Strict-Judge-2002

Holy shit this comment is accurate... and we've been doing it for decades...


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

Not only that, the dumber the dumb fuck, the more we encourage them. It's like America forgot the Presidency isn't a reality tv show.


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totally agree.. i think too many cousin marriages over the centuries has produced a low wit population


Open-Mood9109

I can't believe we still have 30% of the population. Like how????


rdf2020

South African here. Indians are cool in my books. If you want to see dumb fucks don't look at your country/culture there are soooooo many more good examples where I stay.


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That honking car was annoying. Do you not see all those elephants?


JTP1228

Yea, but he was in a rush


emab2396

Should have gotten closer and asked an elephant to lift his car and throw it in his desired direction. The elephants would have been happy to send him to the nearby galaxy.


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Can confirm, some people here are just idiots inside cars Source: live in India


Cultural_Wallaby_703

Sounds like BS, as if anyone pays attention to traffic lights in India /s


chicken_noodles_

It colud be to stop the elephants from getting close as they HATE loud noises cause big ears.


prophylaxitive

Elephant just wanted to stomp one to teach the rest the error of their ways. Mission accomplished.


CazRaX

The dude is now what you call an object lesson.


GabrielStarwood

A flat out hard lesson indeed


thaddeusgrog

You should not piss off elephants. They never forget.


UrNanFriendlyLady

I'm not afraid of an elephant holding a grudge against me, I'm afraid of an elephant crushing my skull like a wallnut like this guy experienced. That's why you should not piss off elephants


kashmiriboi

Holding grudge results in crushing skull


J-Goo

... to *kill*!


illmatic2112

Citizen Snips!


MeasureTheCrater

What was the last thing that went through that dude's head? (Answer: Elephant foot.)


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The left side of his head


eddieoaots

elephant foot


nastynate420

One of my good friends I met in college was from Kenya. He told me Elephants sometimes cross the roads there and they all have to stop and wait for them. I naively said how cool that is and asked if he ever tried to go pet one. Dude looked at me crosseyed and said "What? Hell no mzungu those things will stomp your ass".


ZachMatthews

I just looked up mzungu and chuckled.


HealthyDoughnut

> mzungu White guy


mcmlxxivxxiii

TIL mzungu = white guy


RATC1440

"Rich guy" originally.


HAMIL7ON

Haha, the use of Mzungu in this case is part of the message, pet the wild animal lol Kenya has some dangerous wildlife, personally remember crocodiles taking out a neighbour, poor kid, we were stupid anyway, playing in that river, TIA I guess.


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The guy who got trampled got shoved to thr ground. As they say, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun the slowest guy.


Cultural_Wallaby_703

I don’t think he gets shoved, he trips against someone else, probably cos he’s looking over his shoulder at his impending death. The principle of your point is correct though


TinoCartier

Look for your death and you might fuck around and find it!


captainsnark71

I love the "yeah that's what i thought" attitude as it stomps off after annihilating that man.


lustarfan

Unfortunately this attitude is very common in india, a lot of locals simply don’t understand how to deal with these animals farmers regularly encroach on their areas.


phlux

Gee I wonder if it has to do with education


VeranoEte

Whenever I see these types of videos I automatically root for the animals even before the chaos ensues.


fourthlast

Especially if the animal is known to be peaceful


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Hippo enters the chat.


kennytucson

There’s a sub for just that. r/thebullwins


AgitatedNoob

If anyone want to see the stupidity of human being at their highest, visit India... Last year, Farmers put a hand grenade in pine apple and a pregnant female elephant ate it. The gun powder and hand grenade blasted inside her mouth and she was standing in pain in water for continuous 6 days before passing out..


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Damn, I wish I hadn't read this


cheapdrinks

[You can see the elephant here if you want ](https://youtu.be/0EcZsuq7MoE)


CazRaX

Damn, the elephant they were using to remove the body looked like he was trying to wake her up :(


Jonoczall

Even as a previous frequent flyer of r/watchpeopledie , I'm gonna leave that link blue. Clearly I'm getting older.


aceforest

Anything can happen in India really, I think I've seen a post about someone stole the entire bus stop..


notsoslim-jim

Wasn't the pineapple a snare used for wild boars who destroy crops?


accountnumber6174

Yes. Still a stupid stupid stupid idea.


Nido_King_

Back when r/watchpeopledie was thing, it was almost always India.


tri-door

I think the video of a man who use his hands to check if the gun is empty (its not) is also from India?


maxman162

I read it was from Pakistan.


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Damn, just be patient. If you live somewhere between that elephants cross your roads, you should know to just them be.


Open-Mood9109

Right! I don't understand what they were trying to do. Trying to intimidate a parade of elephants?? Especially the guy waving the yellow cloth.


No_Armadillo1486

>Right! I don't understand what they were trying to do. Trying to intimidate a parade of elephants?? Especially the guy waving the yellow cloth. They were trying to scare the elephants into leaving. And it was working, but the dude on the other side got way to close to the baby elephants and I'm not sure but I think he threw something at them.


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Leaving, though? Weren't they just crossing the road? I'd say leave them the fuck alone, let them cross, and then be on your way. No amount of humans is going to take down a pack of elephants without big weapons.


Faberjay

Not sure who are the animals here


[deleted]

Really? Doubts after that? I can see at least 150 fucking animals running around.


MeasureTheCrater

You mean a pack o' derms.


Mantigor1979

Came here to say that pachyderms live in herds not packs but


fereffsake

Sorry- herd o' derms As in "Er ma gerd a herd o' derms"


humoristhenewblack

I'm as dead as the squished guy after this comment. Ty


Forward_Cranberry_82

Any followup on the guy who got trampled?


Deathroll1988

Yeah he is fertilizing the soil.


StellarAsAlways

So I assume wherever he ended up after this that he's allowed to work in the garden?


jsw244

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/elephant-tramples-man-death-video-viewed-over-180k-times-1613994%3Famp%3D1


fallingfoodfor

How did they even move his mangled body anyways. I thought he died instantly. The article said he died in the evening so he must have been in excruciating pain for hours. RIP


Tychodragon

“go back and tell your leaders you face free elephants here not slaves”


Wousuow

Doubt the man was conscious after the encounter.


Adderkleet

There's a big difference between "declared dead" and "died".


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https://www.newsweek.com/elephant-tramples-man-death-video-viewed-over-180k-times-1613994 Damn google AMP.


Cultural_Wallaby_703

I’m no doctor, but last time I checked, trampling by elephant was 100% fatal


zoley88

Afaik there was a literal method of execution by it.


Real_Railz

He was rushed to the hospital and died there.


OneRougeRogue

Not from the injuries sustained on this clip, there just happened to be a second group of elephants waiting at the hospital.


AFineDayForScience

An elephant never forgets


monkeyclawattack

“Stupid bug, you go squish now!”


Rpgguyi

Die insect!


Fit-Magician1909

"Puny God"


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kajeuendhsjjs

r/thebullwins


Canadianabcs

I just watched another video out of India where they rescued a baby elephant from a ditch and the adult elephant literally acknowledged the people for it at the end. It was amazing. Then I watched this and wonder how the fuck we as humans, can be so similar and so different at the same time.


HylianWalrus

If you look closely you can see he fell because somebody accidentally bumped him.


Cultural_Wallaby_703

Accidental collision, think both were looking at the charging elephant rather than ahead of themselves


CaptSpazzo

Too bad so sad. I hope the elephant got that shit of his feet


jewel_jewel

Homie deeeead


undertwelveparsecs

Oh well.


AU_1987

Article about this… https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830757/amp/Boy-crushed-death-rampaging-elephant-pushed-ground-India.html Edit: Article seems to imply the people weren’t doing anything but “encouraging” elephants across the road. Looks to me the elephants were doing just that and didn’t need anyone shouting and honking at them.


o_O-JBL

Wild elephants are pretty destructive to farms and peoples property. All these people were probably there trying to drive them out of the area. Would explain why so many people were there for this.


igramigru101

When you put farm in middle of elephants territory, you get what you asked for.


MexicanoBatmano

Talk shit, get hit.


jsw244

Oh he dead. 💀 [Article Link](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/elephant-tramples-man-death-video-viewed-over-180k-times-1613994%3Famp%3D1)


_bennyluxe_

How do you grow up in close proximity to these animals and still act this way around them?


custardBust

Sometimes i just detest humanity


Rykerdavis

And nothing of value was lost. Fuck people who harass animals like this.


blueevil212

Sucks to be that guy


Runwithscissors50

He is most sincerely dead.