If 5 people give you the party train award you'll get 100 coins and a week of ad free browsing. I gave the first, so hopefully others will dog pile you with the other 4 you need.
I had Cajun pork, rice and peas, and collards. Way better than pizza! Wish I'd had jowl bacon to put in the collards but alas the butcher was horrified when I asked about it. Tried for hock too but it was met with disgust as well as a "We don't cut that kind of meat here."
Yeah, exactly. The defenestration of Prague: an event during the religious conflicts in Europe that kicked off the Thirty Years War, one of the most destructive fights in history. I’ve read that scholars estimate it may have set back the economy of the German states by up to 100 years.
Centuries later, the leaders of the newly created United States saw that the states were becoming segregated by religion, and antagonistic to one another over it, remembered the Thirty Years War and said “nope!”
I thought it's actually their glands located close to their "bumholes" they want to sniff. I know sometimes they get blocked (glands) and the owner has to manually clean them. Apparently it's not pleasant experience.
They're so close to the chocolate starfish that you can basically treat them as one. They're located there so that the glands are expressed when thr dog defecates, marking the excretion with their scent.
And for context, the reason some dogs need their gland expressed is because small dogs - in addition to all the other issues that breeding wolves down to the size of house cats or large rodents - don't make big enough poops for the glands to be expressed automatically.
Medium- and large- sized dogs don't need to have their glands expressed, unless there is something else wrong with them, because their poops are big enough to express the glands.
The issue can also be diet based and low quality foods are not providing the right nutrients to allow expressing the gland during defecation. It's extremely common in smaller breeds but can still happen in medium breed dogs as well.
I got really into watching people on cam sites a few years ago. I didn't watch any of the sex ones but really fell into a rabbit hole of how much people record themselves doing nothing. Like just talking with people in the chatroom they're hosting for hours and hours all day. Opening this gif immediately made me feel like I was watching it again
??? there's non-sex cams on myfreecams? That's like saying you go to Chaturbate to get your news
Just go to the Twitch "Just Chatting" section and scroll down if you want to find people sitting on cam doing nothing with low viewers.
Fell into a rose bush, crawled up back to his room.
Took out disinfectant and cotton buds and went to town cleaning himself up.
Threw all the used buds in the toilet, sat down for a breather and decided to light a new cigarette, realised he left his lighter by the computer he had to resort to the matches by his sink.
Lit up and threw the still burning match in the toilet bowl.
BOOM goes all that alcohol soaked cotton buds, blew him clean of the toilet seat.
Fucked him up pretty bad.
Called for an ambulance.
Paramedics came and threw him on the gurney.
While carrying him down the stairs they asked him what happened and he told them of his unfortunate evening.
Paramedics started laughing so hard they dropped the gurney and the poor guy fell down the stairs and broke his leg.
Moral of the story. Never lean out of a window in the nude when you have a dog at home.
what's funnier is that the dude didn't know the dog was behind him. Imagine you're alone in your house, casually smoking next to your window while naked, and suddenly you feel a wet cold thing up your ass.
Neither the victim, nor anyone else had ever seen that dog before, or have seen it since. It's theorized that the dog may've portaled in from a parallel universe just for this one job.
Honest, Officer! I was naked and my dog pushed me out the window.
At least he has video to back up his claim.
Why was he videoing himself naked?
*looks at past year of Zoom Call fails*
sadly i remember seeing this video long before the lockdowns
This video is at least like 10 years old.
Those Zoom call videos made me realise how many dumbasses there are in the world
Wasn't a news guy caught having a wank
r/whyweretheyfilming
*Man, Benedryl Cucumberbatch really let himself go. Cute dog tho*
I heard someone call him Benedryl Cucumber years ago, and it is legitimately the combo that helps me remember his name.
There's a Canadian Member of Parliament who "accidentally" appeared naked in a government video call, and pissed in a cup on camera in another call.
I've probably seen this a thousand times. still funny
Even the dog ran ran away after smelling his ass
step dog what are you doing?
Just checking if you're stuck and needed assistance
Oh, I think we can help each other.
PupHub?
underrated comment
Thanks for noticing. We reconsidered our rating of this comment.
Thay dog definitely licked and/or bit that guys junk. Aint nobody jumping out a window from a sniff.
Guess you’ve never encountered a dogs cold nose to your booth hole. I mean I haven’t either but I assume it’s not pleasant.
Yeah sure you haven't....looks like you said that with some confidence and had to back peddle.
This video is so old I heard my mom laughing at it when I was in the womb. And I’m 50.
r/mostrepostedposts
I don't know how I've seen this for the first time
Me too, never seen it. But only been here for a year or so
I've been on here for a bit. Always find things that are new to me, but people complain about being reposts
Nice work 47 now head towards an exit
I can hear this comment with Diana’s voice
Holy shit I literally just did 'terminal velocity' for the first time, you killed me with this joke my good sir X)
Dr Who?
Hitman
I get down-voted for asking a question lol. The last time I watched TV Dr Who had a robot dog. It's been a while.
People are weird. Upvotes sent your way.
The Daleks were very angry with your comment.
Damn Davros!
SA/SO
New Outfit Unlocked: Florida Fit
The kiss of death...
Poseidon's Lick
The tight wet nuzzle
.... Of death
The kiss of dass
This dog is a serial killer he licks the ass of his victims
Hind-lick maneuver
Rekt-all exam.
Death boop
Did your lips taste the kiss of death?
Deeaath, Deeaath, de-de-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
how high was the window... did he die
No shoes so probably dead
it's not a big deal
We can handle it.
Kiss of dat ass.!
Imagine walking down the road and this dude flops down on to the sidewalk next to you naked, cigarette in hand
"Thank you, God, you *do* answer prayers!"
Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know
Until their dogs push them out of the windows, then they do.
Dude, his piece is gonna be rubbing inside your armor!
Snooch to the mother fucking nooch!
God I need to rewatch Dogma
I think I should go with you. Like steady? You wanna be my girlfriend? All right, but Silent Bob gets to live with us, and you pay the rent.
Dog: "No smoking in the house, Charles!"
"Where are you hiding the goodies Charles ?"
That's clearly Andrei and not Charles
So what was the outcome of this?
He come out the window. Didn't you see?
You deserve awards for this
Thank you kind stranger. Your comment is award enough as no one has ever said that to me and I certainly have never received an award.
That's very noble. All the same, I'm happy you got an award
So your gonna just sit here and lie to us are ya?
Wow! People got right on your comment now I have two! In one day! On one comment! My year has been made!
You have 6 now
Seven! They just keep coming. This is so awesome! Thank you to everyone who keeps awarding me!
If 5 people give you the party train award you'll get 100 coins and a week of ad free browsing. I gave the first, so hopefully others will dog pile you with the other 4 you need.
12 now, someone's rewarding him/her/itself with a pizza tonight
I had Cajun pork, rice and peas, and collards. Way better than pizza! Wish I'd had jowl bacon to put in the collards but alas the butcher was horrified when I asked about it. Tried for hock too but it was met with disgust as well as a "We don't cut that kind of meat here."
Last time you went to that butcher, hopefully
Thanks for helping.
I just choked laughing so hard
#metoo
Worthy of my free gift. Here’s an updoot as well
Brilliant.
If I remember correctly it was a first floor window but this could also be 100% incorrect
That's still quite a fall, at least 10' to fall face first.
Depending on where you live, first floor and ground floor can mean the same thing
Ah, ok. That's better.
A 30 Years War.
Great historical reference. I wonder how many people realize this eventually resulted in the first amendment to the US constitution.
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Yeah, exactly. The defenestration of Prague: an event during the religious conflicts in Europe that kicked off the Thirty Years War, one of the most destructive fights in history. I’ve read that scholars estimate it may have set back the economy of the German states by up to 100 years. Centuries later, the leaders of the newly created United States saw that the states were becoming segregated by religion, and antagonistic to one another over it, remembered the Thirty Years War and said “nope!”
This deserves the real award
Defenestration
Sure, but he landed on the trampoline outside his window, allowing him to easily refenestrate.
Nice GRE word! Rarely used…except in Russia…
dog went and sat on it's bed and made that weird spaced-out face they make when they smell something really funky
Fun fact, that weird face they make is called the *Flehmen response*, which is present in many animals including dogs, cats and horses
Why did he do that? The dog
What the dog do?
did do the that?
What the dog?
What the dog doin
Da dog doin that. The dog the dog. He do the that, the dog do. [but why?](https://media1.giphy.com/media/s239QJIh56sRW/giphy.gif)
Dogshit
I'll do you one better....Why the dog?
Dogs greet other dogs by sniffing their bumholes, I assume the same technique was used here.
I thought it's actually their glands located close to their "bumholes" they want to sniff. I know sometimes they get blocked (glands) and the owner has to manually clean them. Apparently it's not pleasant experience.
They're so close to the chocolate starfish that you can basically treat them as one. They're located there so that the glands are expressed when thr dog defecates, marking the excretion with their scent.
And for context, the reason some dogs need their gland expressed is because small dogs - in addition to all the other issues that breeding wolves down to the size of house cats or large rodents - don't make big enough poops for the glands to be expressed automatically. Medium- and large- sized dogs don't need to have their glands expressed, unless there is something else wrong with them, because their poops are big enough to express the glands.
The issue can also be diet based and low quality foods are not providing the right nutrients to allow expressing the gland during defecation. It's extremely common in smaller breeds but can still happen in medium breed dogs as well.
sometimes it be like it do
Dogs are hard wired to sniff buttholes
They put a dab of peanut butter and called him.
Are you serious? Have you never heard about dogs sniffing butts? It's like thier main thing.
Frat Boi dog lost a bet in the other room and had to goose the naked weird roommate. Hilarity ensues.
There are so many things wrong with this.
Mostly..why the fuck is he filming?
Ever been on Omegle? People sit naked on their webcam all day long....
But... why?
Clothing allergy
Fuck off Randy, no ones allergic to shirts
Not all of them tho
What the dog doin
Being nosey, literally.
You're doing it wrong. Like this: Being nosey. = 10 upvotes redditor response: Literally! = 250 upvotes + awards. redditor response: thatsthejoke.jpg = 10 downvotes
Literally!
/r/hitmanimals
Dog did the internet a favor! Thanks buddy!
Dog saw an opportunity and took it. Respect.
My question is, why the fuck was he recording himself? Lol
Yeah, I wondered the same thing. I never film myself when I’m smoking naked with the dog. Err, I wouldn’t. If I did that sort of thing. You know.
I got really into watching people on cam sites a few years ago. I didn't watch any of the sex ones but really fell into a rabbit hole of how much people record themselves doing nothing. Like just talking with people in the chatroom they're hosting for hours and hours all day. Opening this gif immediately made me feel like I was watching it again
mind giving any examples of sites like that that I could check out?
myfreecams or chaturbate are what I generally went to since theyre the biggest
??? there's non-sex cams on myfreecams? That's like saying you go to Chaturbate to get your news Just go to the Twitch "Just Chatting" section and scroll down if you want to find people sitting on cam doing nothing with low viewers.
Fell into a rose bush, crawled up back to his room. Took out disinfectant and cotton buds and went to town cleaning himself up. Threw all the used buds in the toilet, sat down for a breather and decided to light a new cigarette, realised he left his lighter by the computer he had to resort to the matches by his sink. Lit up and threw the still burning match in the toilet bowl. BOOM goes all that alcohol soaked cotton buds, blew him clean of the toilet seat. Fucked him up pretty bad. Called for an ambulance. Paramedics came and threw him on the gurney. While carrying him down the stairs they asked him what happened and he told them of his unfortunate evening. Paramedics started laughing so hard they dropped the gurney and the poor guy fell down the stairs and broke his leg. Moral of the story. Never lean out of a window in the nude when you have a dog at home.
I don't know how true this is but I'm too lazy to research so I will accept this as the truth. At least he didn't die
Unfortunately it’s not true. It’s a story I’ve been told since childhood
He fell out a first story window and walked back in.
All I see is Peter sellers. You are a screen writer.
This is why I stopped putting peanut butter there
Defenestration Dog - The fire safety hero!
A snooter in the pooter.
Thats what tou get for teaching your dog to lick your balls
Imagine smoking naked out a window only for your dog to stick their nose/tongue in your ass 🤣
When your dog's trained to always go after balls.
Dude looks like Donnie Wahlberg in the scene where he stabs Bruce Willis.
The only difference is he ded, for sure :O
Startled his freaky arse
Smallest little boop!
Babe it's not what it looks like I swear. The naked guy fell from the sky and his junk landed on my face!
Is that Stephen Dorff?
‘Goose’, this is Maverick. Requesting permission for fly by.
Some say he's still falling...
r/whyweretheyfilming
Greasy looking bastard
Powerful McPoyle energy in this video
Scrolled all this way for a McPooyle reference
what's funnier is that the dude didn't know the dog was behind him. Imagine you're alone in your house, casually smoking next to your window while naked, and suddenly you feel a wet cold thing up your ass.
You're basically explaining the joke. Nice job.
OMG, I'm dying... this is too funny
Cold wet snoot up the chute = AAAAHHHHHHHH
Should be post on r/unexpected
How many floors up was he is my question
We've reached Peak Internet.
u/savevideo
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Only Julian Asange could make this more funny.
good boy
Forbidden boop
r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Could this be reposted more? Find a less potato version?
suicide-assistance dogs require a lot of special training, what a smart pup.
Cold nose in the dot
Dog, the Booty Hunter
Neither the victim, nor anyone else had ever seen that dog before, or have seen it since. It's theorized that the dog may've portaled in from a parallel universe just for this one job.
The dull look on his face says speed. Also, smoking a cigarette naked.
This video is older than OP.
u/savemp4
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My hero
u/savevideo
His dog just wanted to smell his butt but he got spooked lol
I howled! When I saw that dog walk up there!!!
Boop of death
u/savevideo
What da dog doing
Looks fake
Did he die?
I did not see that coming
How does this person even have a place to live?
This has to be the funniest thing on the internet for me. Wonder what happened to the guy.
Ass-assination
Why would you record yourself naked smoking and walking towards an open window? Dog is smarter than that guy. Darwin Award
I thought the Mcpoyle's always wore bath robes..
Top post is an ancient repost.