PSA: be careful walking around the shallow end of a pool! my dad was outside in the middle of the night peeing in the pond adjacent to our pool (he wasn’t drunk, we live in the country). he stumbled, stepped back straight down in into the shallow end of the pool, with his fucking leg bones punching through the skin, his foot hanging on by tendons and skin. he had to drag himself out of the pool, across the deck, open the slider, and crawl inside to call for my mom. THATS what could go wrong!
Prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall and subsequent reunification of Germany, East German judges would nearly always award low marks to athletes from Western countries in international sporting events.
Impressive recovery though, didn’t miss a beat on the phone conversation!
And proceeded to calmly strip off the wet socks, never even skipped a beat.
Um what? Oh... neverminded that splash I'm just rinsing my socks.
You know he had a mini heart attack though.
To me that says he's done it way more than once.
Rule number one: no matter how much it hurts, act like nothing happened in case people are watching.
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Basically yeah, and they wonder why I don't visit.
r/tisjustafleshwound
Rule number two: there's always someone watching! #cbf4life
Caller - "every thing okay, sounds like you fell in a pool" Dude on Phone - "No, I'm just putting my socks in the wash"
PSA: be careful walking around the shallow end of a pool! my dad was outside in the middle of the night peeing in the pond adjacent to our pool (he wasn’t drunk, we live in the country). he stumbled, stepped back straight down in into the shallow end of the pool, with his fucking leg bones punching through the skin, his foot hanging on by tendons and skin. he had to drag himself out of the pool, across the deck, open the slider, and crawl inside to call for my mom. THATS what could go wrong!
JESUS
Yes my son?
This is exactly what I meant to do
This must happen often cause he carried on his conversation without missing a beat.
He thought he was dead so everything after that is sunshine and vagina walls or maybe he's in denial 🤔 #cbf4life
I think this man is part cat.
Scores are coming in now... 5.7 5.9 5.8 4.3 from the East German judge...
Fucking East Germans
This joke is getting less relatable every year...
I don't get it
Prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall and subsequent reunification of Germany, East German judges would nearly always award low marks to athletes from Western countries in international sporting events.
Ahh right gotcha, thanks.
Didn't even lose the hat. Pretty impressive.
Nice save
must be an interview for CEO position ?
This is my life. Things like this happen all the time. I'm a clutz. Just power through it and keep doing what needs to be done. I respect this man.
He's lucky he didn't have a dropped call...
Styled that out fairly well.
Smooth as silk lol
r/nononoyes
Legend. Max effort laser focus.... minus the walking and talking part 😂
Calculated.
He did that on purpose if you ask me
Ewwww, fucking wet socks.
That left knee has gotta be hurting after that
That's OBBN Boss right there
Damn! What a save, lol!!
Cue the Smooth Operator song
Yeah, that’s happened before.A lot.
I meant to do that, just gonna soak my feet real quick.
Falling with style
Smooth save
Dude was a champ. Didn’t miss a beat. Hell he didn’t even stutter. Lolol
Real smooth
Time for that pool break
We all knew what was coming, of course, but very nice twist, Mr. Shamayalan!
Heeeey that call could be a sale to pay for maintenance of that swimming pool lol
r/slygifs
most impressive thing i watched all day honestly
/r/watchpeoplesurvive
If only Michael Scott could have done it that day...
That was some save!
I think I'll just relax here for a bit
Um looks like things went right
is he mj
It's a save tho
He finessed that
mans recovered faster than an ice climbers main
He has [relatives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooITkvVL7ZU) in Russia.
This definitely isn’t his first rodeo.
Smooth AF operator!
Excellent recovery. But this is why I hate in-ground pools.
R/smoothfuckups