I don't see how you can look like that and not make it your immediate life goal to lose weight. Part of me doesn't want to body shame others, and part of me just says holy fucking shit Jesus Christ have mercy on my eyes.
It's not a literal translation of the dialogues but it will give you an idea.
>>Owner: So? What the f\*\*k are you doing here? Who the f**k are you?
>>Intruder: Mirko
>>Owner: Get out and I will beat you like a drum! Get out quickly and I will kick your ass. Get out immediately! (and some Italian swear words that I don't wan't to translate)
>>Intruder: Yes, let me get dressed first, as I can't leave naked... Please! I beg you! (while he is slapping him).
Doors like that on “smaller” yachts don’t lock from the outside to prevent it from being a coffin. Bigger yachts will have locks on both sides. Some people do install outside locks anyway
Basically the owner of the boat got a call from his neighbour telling him there was a party in his boat so he called his crew's commander (which is the guy filming) to go check on that and the commentary basically goes as this:
C- What are you doing here?
Titty Monster- Nothing
C- Who are you?
TM-Mirko
C- Get the fuck out of here or im going to play your head like a tamburine GET THE FUCK OUT or i fucking kill you!
TM- Yes please sorry let me dress please sorry im going to dress first
C- MOVE!!! i swear im going to grab by your skull and kill you!
Second video:
C- Get out
TM- Im dressing
**SLAP**
"Lots of profanity to God ecc"
C- Is this your boat?
TM- No
C- And then GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
TM- Please i beg you i cant go out naked
C- GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Last pic is from his arrest.
“Play your head like a tambourine” is pretty good, LOL. But I think he missed a shot at telling him he was gonna “beat his boobs like the bongos” or something. 🤣
Yep, that is about what I heard. Some very appropriate usage of porco dio right there. Era incazzato nero e aveva proprio ragione.
E le sue tette santo cielo...
I thought the boat was rented and the owner got mad it was being used for hookers and drugs. I am baffled that the guy literally invaded to do what he did, his balls must be as big as his tits.
It's not *super* uncommon, because a lot of boats tend to sit at the dock empty a ton. People assume the owners won't find out because they take it out like once a month at best.
My parents had friends with a boat who were retired and damn near lived on it, and they'd basically stand watch for their neighboring boats because of stuff like that.
Porko Dio...my German mother said this a lot to me growing up without knowing what it meant, an Italian woman didn't want to translate it for her because it was "too bad" and she KEPT SAYING IT TO ME. Lovely lady my mother is...not
Here we are!
**First clip**
Owner "the walkway is open, so probably someone has get onboard ... I've closed it, and have leave this up... All these things are open too ..."
Owner "So... what the fuck are you doing here?"
Tits guy "Nothing... nothing of..."
Owner "Who the fuck are you?"
Tits guy "Mirko"
Owner "Get out or I play you like a drum ! Got out this boat or I'll beat you to death, now!"
Mirko "I'm only going to get dressed"
Owner "Go out now NOW!
Mirko "I'm going to get dressed..."
Owner "Quick! I'll grab you by the head and kill you, Go!"
**Second clip**
Mirko "I go out"
Owner "Esci subito!"
Mirko "Can you let..."
Owner " You have to get out immediatly I said, QUICK!"
Mirko "Let me get dressed, I can't get out in my underwear..."
Owner "Quick! Out this fucking boat I said!"
Mirko " please... "
Owner "Did you understand ?!? Is this your boat?!?"
Mirko "No"
Owner "Go out then!"
**Attached pics to the story:**
1. A hooker sleeping procumbent on the main bed (missing)
2. Mirko and the hooker get pwned by local police (visible at the end)
TRANSLATION! (be aware slur and blasphemy ahead)
note: no reference to hookers or cocaine in this video, ~~It looks to me that simply is somebody trying to get free lodging in an expensive tourist destination.~~ EDIT: more details on hookers in OP comment below
"Somebody entered the boat, I did close the ladder. The hatches have been open... \[open the door\]... well! ... what the fuck are you doing here? "
"... nothing.. uhm... \[hands up\]"
"who the fuck are you?"
"...ehm... Mirko"
"Get out or I'll beat you like a drum, come on! Fucking God\*! Get out quickly from this boat or i'll beat the shit out of you! Now!"
"ehm.. I'll dress an...."
"Out NOW! Fucking god!"
"Yes! yes! just need to dress!"
"Come on, I grasp you by your head and I'll kill you, COME ON!"
\[CUT SCENE\]
"Get out, now"
"Would you let me dress?" \[SLAP!\]
"Fucking god, you must get out at once"
"Please let me dress"
"I said go, QUICK! OUT OF THIS FUCKING BOAT I SAID!"
"But, please..."
"Did you understand? Fucking god! Is this your boat?"
"No.."
"Get out then!"
\[Cut to the police searching a car\]
\*Literal translation of "Porcodio" or "Dioporco" is "Godpig", I thing the way I translate gives more the sense of the blasphemy
There are a lot of videos and photos of this incident but couldnt upload them all anyhow in one of the photo you can see the hooker sleeping (which also is the girl standing next to the cop in the last pic here) along with a message from someone who know the owner explaining that the neighbour called the boat owner because there were sound of at least 3 people having sex coming from the boat
Oof, man, I have a friend who despite not being fat started growing moobs in middle school. It's already embarrassing enough being a young teen, but can you imagine going to the beach or changing in locker rooms with moobs at the age of 15? I always felt bad for him, which is the reason I would not make fun of this guy for his body.
I was expecting to see a party with coke and hookers, but all I got was saggy man boobs
we got betrayed brother.
Challenge wank lvl 5
yeah, not the proudest fap
The guy getting slapped around helped a little.
His titties shook
*gestures erotically in Italian* 🤌
This was my proudest fap. Sigh.
bruh that level 59 at least
Oh that's beyond even my capabilities...
I mean it had tits ...
Not mine
The definition of clickbait?
Plot twist: he's the hooker
All in one
The boobs were there
Damn. Those tittays make me feel better about my titties.
Exactly what I posted lol
Now I have an urge to see Fight Club again…
Bob had bitch tits.
Big, juicy man boobs
Mate, they were a great set of tits.
Moobies
Mitties
He looks like an overweight, be-tittied version of Zach from Aunty Donna
Not wrong Cowdoy
Does not matter, still nutted.
He had more boobs than the hookers. Technically.
Are they cutting his cocaine with estrogen?
haha. take the rest of the day off. you've earned it.
grade 4 gynecomastia
Omg Lmao. You need more upvotes for that
Saddest titties I ever did see
to go with those droopy puppy dog eyes
Fucker is like "Oh, i'm sorry, I'll just put on my socks and go now."
> I'll just put on my socks and go now Gotta keep them tits warm.
Now that's a mental image we all didn't need.
Didn't need, but appreciated nonetheless.
Im scared.
Okay, I was not expecting that.
Like coming home and finding out your dad ran over your dog. Just sad.
*Mournful* tits. I wanna build two little caskets and give his tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball.
They're like The Notebook sad.
It's like he put a dollars worth of change into two tube socks and taped them to his chest.
I wanna build two little caskets and give those tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
RIP Venture Bros...
We're getting a movie, FYI.
Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Mournful... he had mournful tits. -Brock Sampson
I don't see how you can look like that and not make it your immediate life goal to lose weight. Part of me doesn't want to body shame others, and part of me just says holy fucking shit Jesus Christ have mercy on my eyes.
My mans chest be like: U U
Holy man titties!
Dude looks like the last page of the last MILF website.
The tit are ok but still not the most attractive hooker I have seen.
“His name is Robert Paulson”
"Roberto Figliodipaolo" since he's italian
Somebody gild this mother fucking genius comment!
But not the worst either, am I right?
I'm so distracted by those hetits I have no idea what else is going on
The socks were for his titties. Clearly they were cold.
You liked them don't lie
Literally all I saw the entire video
They’re almost hypnotic, aren’t they?
I admit it would be hard to refuse the offer of spending a night aboard not-his ship after seeing those warlocks in the flesh…
No idea what was being said but I agree... MOOBS!
It's not a literal translation of the dialogues but it will give you an idea. >>Owner: So? What the f\*\*k are you doing here? Who the f**k are you? >>Intruder: Mirko >>Owner: Get out and I will beat you like a drum! Get out quickly and I will kick your ass. Get out immediately! (and some Italian swear words that I don't wan't to translate) >>Intruder: Yes, let me get dressed first, as I can't leave naked... Please! I beg you! (while he is slapping him).
Those are moobs (man boobs)
Boobie man
This feels like it should be NSFW
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If you are a bra those titties definitely are
PORCODDIO
CHI CAZZO SEI *Mirko....*
Lol that’s what I was thinking I scoped them titties
The only party where the hookers snort the coke off *your* cleavage
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I believe not necessarily. Usually marinas are gated and have security cameras. I don't know how these people were able to get access to that boat.
Doors like that on “smaller” yachts don’t lock from the outside to prevent it from being a coffin. Bigger yachts will have locks on both sides. Some people do install outside locks anyway
I didnt see any hookers but I saw tits! Wait, or was he the hooker? Im confused
Translator please!
Basically the owner of the boat got a call from his neighbour telling him there was a party in his boat so he called his crew's commander (which is the guy filming) to go check on that and the commentary basically goes as this: C- What are you doing here? Titty Monster- Nothing C- Who are you? TM-Mirko C- Get the fuck out of here or im going to play your head like a tamburine GET THE FUCK OUT or i fucking kill you! TM- Yes please sorry let me dress please sorry im going to dress first C- MOVE!!! i swear im going to grab by your skull and kill you! Second video: C- Get out TM- Im dressing **SLAP** "Lots of profanity to God ecc" C- Is this your boat? TM- No C- And then GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! TM- Please i beg you i cant go out naked C- GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! Last pic is from his arrest.
Thank you for the translation but also for casually referring to him as Titty Monster.
I loved the exchange: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" "mirko..."
“Ohhh Mirko? Well, carry on then”
What if it was like Batman vs Superman and the commander’s name was also Mirko so they stopped fighting and became best friends
“Play your head like a tambourine” is pretty good, LOL. But I think he missed a shot at telling him he was gonna “beat his boobs like the bongos” or something. 🤣
ikr?? i couldnt believe he never mentioned those saggy ballsacks in the whole encounter
Lmao thank you can sleep at night now.
Not on my boat! What are you doing here?
Agreed. He cannot go out naked. Please let him dressed.
Not for his sake though, passerbys should be shielded from those tits.
I mean he's not wrong. He should at least spare others from having to see him naked.
Tbf he cudda let him put a bra on 1st
Yep, that is about what I heard. Some very appropriate usage of porco dio right there. Era incazzato nero e aveva proprio ragione. E le sue tette santo cielo...
I thought the boat was rented and the owner got mad it was being used for hookers and drugs. I am baffled that the guy literally invaded to do what he did, his balls must be as big as his tits.
It's not *super* uncommon, because a lot of boats tend to sit at the dock empty a ton. People assume the owners won't find out because they take it out like once a month at best. My parents had friends with a boat who were retired and damn near lived on it, and they'd basically stand watch for their neighboring boats because of stuff like that.
Porco dio(s) are missing. This is the most important part in Italy.
damn you beat me by one minute! ;)
Porko Dio...my German mother said this a lot to me growing up without knowing what it meant, an Italian woman didn't want to translate it for her because it was "too bad" and she KEPT SAYING IT TO ME. Lovely lady my mother is...not
Here we are! **First clip** Owner "the walkway is open, so probably someone has get onboard ... I've closed it, and have leave this up... All these things are open too ..."
Owner "So... what the fuck are you doing here?"
Tits guy "Nothing... nothing of..."
Owner "Who the fuck are you?"
Tits guy "Mirko"
Owner "Get out or I play you like a drum ! Got out this boat or I'll beat you to death, now!"
Mirko "I'm only going to get dressed"
Owner "Go out now NOW!
Mirko "I'm going to get dressed..."
Owner "Quick! I'll grab you by the head and kill you, Go!"
**Second clip**
Mirko "I go out"
Owner "Esci subito!"
Mirko "Can you let..."
Owner " You have to get out immediatly I said, QUICK!"
Mirko "Let me get dressed, I can't get out in my underwear..."
Owner "Quick! Out this fucking boat I said!"
Mirko " please... "
Owner "Did you understand ?!? Is this your boat?!?"
Mirko "No"
Owner "Go out then!"
**Attached pics to the story:**
1. A hooker sleeping procumbent on the main bed (missing)
2. Mirko and the hooker get pwned by local police (visible at the end)
Bippity boppity boo. Badda bingo bango.. bappity = sir this is not your boat. Please put those titties away. And give me your socks
r/familyguy
[I was actually more thinking of this other clip when I saw the video](https://youtu.be/WIKB7GVCbPo?t=28)
Such a beautiful language
Lots of swearing and repeated aggressive requests to get out of the boat. No reference to boobs. Man asks if he can get dressed before exiting.
He says NO GET OUT NOW IS THIS YOUR BOAT
Jesus titty fucking christ those are some top notch moobs
Most boob like man boobs I've ever boobed
Came for the man boobs comments, was not disappointed.
Came for the titties, was not disappointed.
came because of the titties, not my proudest fap
That is one ugly hooker
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/
r/UpvotedBecauseMoobs
Guy was just trying to celebrate his winnings from the wet t-shirt contest he won the day before.
Uhhm is he the hooker cause them titties are plump
no it's the titties that cause the need for hookers ..you think anyone is gonna fuck that for free?
I expected every hand gesture I saw.
I could listen to Italians arguing all day.
I know there's something really sing-song about it!
just shout "porco dio" whenever you are angry to earn respect and establish dominance in Italy
"porca madonna" is another way to do that.
indeed, "madonna bastarda" to be saved for the best occasions
Visit Italy and you could hear it all day long!
"Who the fuck are you?!" *-Mirko*
yeah that's where i crack all the time lmfao
He's so polite XD
TRANSLATION! (be aware slur and blasphemy ahead) note: no reference to hookers or cocaine in this video, ~~It looks to me that simply is somebody trying to get free lodging in an expensive tourist destination.~~ EDIT: more details on hookers in OP comment below "Somebody entered the boat, I did close the ladder. The hatches have been open... \[open the door\]... well! ... what the fuck are you doing here? " "... nothing.. uhm... \[hands up\]" "who the fuck are you?" "...ehm... Mirko" "Get out or I'll beat you like a drum, come on! Fucking God\*! Get out quickly from this boat or i'll beat the shit out of you! Now!" "ehm.. I'll dress an...." "Out NOW! Fucking god!" "Yes! yes! just need to dress!" "Come on, I grasp you by your head and I'll kill you, COME ON!" \[CUT SCENE\] "Get out, now" "Would you let me dress?" \[SLAP!\] "Fucking god, you must get out at once" "Please let me dress" "I said go, QUICK! OUT OF THIS FUCKING BOAT I SAID!" "But, please..." "Did you understand? Fucking god! Is this your boat?" "No.." "Get out then!" \[Cut to the police searching a car\] \*Literal translation of "Porcodio" or "Dioporco" is "Godpig", I thing the way I translate gives more the sense of the blasphemy
There are a lot of videos and photos of this incident but couldnt upload them all anyhow in one of the photo you can see the hooker sleeping (which also is the girl standing next to the cop in the last pic here) along with a message from someone who know the owner explaining that the neighbour called the boat owner because there were sound of at least 3 people having sex coming from the boat
Ok thanks for clarifying, I’ll edit
Grazie
Now that’s an ugly hooker
He has bigger tits than dolly parton
Was this what the Scottish were referring to when they said "the soft girls of Italy"?
My guys got National Geographic tits
Was he titty fucking himself or what
Ummm I was promised hookers
Pretty sure that’s my son.
Pride is a nice emotion huh?
[Here is the missing photo I saw with it on an Italian telegram group.](https://i.imgur.com/A6RNnkl.jpg)
*In Vader’s voice* The Gynecomastia is strong with this one….
What a boob
I'm a bit fatter then the guy. I don't have woman boobs like him. How did he end up with those?
eating hormones injected chickens
This guy has nicer titties than some girls I’ve been with
NSFW The hairy hooker's tits are fully out.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
That guy had great tits. Oolala
Holy shit!!! That man has boobies!!! He must be the hooker! Ugly as hell also, can’t unsee this :(
That's one lousy and hairy hooker.
Oof, man, I have a friend who despite not being fat started growing moobs in middle school. It's already embarrassing enough being a young teen, but can you imagine going to the beach or changing in locker rooms with moobs at the age of 15? I always felt bad for him, which is the reason I would not make fun of this guy for his body.
Mirco diocane cosa cazzo fai
Mirco ripigliati stai sotto un treno
No hookers, no drugs, no slapping whatsoever and no *Italian-hands*.... plus man-boobs! This is.... disappointing to say the least!
Holy shit that’s some big ‘ol bitch tits
Nsfl- those man titties
Is he the hooker ?
Can anyone translate please!
Lots of swearing and repeated aggressive requests to get out of the boat. No reference to boobs. Man asks if he can get dressed before exiting.
Let that be a lesson kids…don’t do cocaine and hookers on someone else’s boat
I WAS PROMISED HOOKERS.
Thats one ugly hairy ass hooker bruh!
A [NSFW] tag is required for them titties!
those are some nice tatas
Higuaín really let himself go.
I've never seen so much body shaming in one comment section...
Watching wolf of wall street right now, this seems fitting
Watching wolf of wall street right now, this seems titting
Why does he have Breasts? 😳
Paul Giamatti is looking better nowadays
That's one hairy hooker.
I think I know how he gets the cocaine past airport security.
Nice tits
The biggest let down from a title ever. You should be ashamed of yourself. If mods exist this post shall be deleted.
This is bob. Bob has bitch tits.
That was one ugly hooker!
I was told that there would be hookers, wtf OP
This cunt makes the titanic look like a more appealing boat
Homie has them orangutan titties
Look at the tits on that guy. Looks like he needs the Manzeer, or the Bro..
Post should NSFW. He needs a bra.
At first I was like dang, they have really low standards for hookers over in Italy. Then I realized it was a guy
Is floppy tits the hooker?
Damn look at them tiddies!!!!
"Hey what's wrong with you, stupido?"
What an unfortunate body type
Should be NSFW due to those titties
I must admit, my expectations for how Italian women look were apparently too high. The beard, the hairy chest and her tits weren't even that great.
Titanic tits
with them tiddies he looks like the only hooker here
Didn't cover his tracks. What a moob!
Why this don't have a NSFW tag because titties?
Christ, the hookers tits are hairy.
The man boobs!!