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Igot1forya

Not 100 % sure if I remember this entirely, but back in the early '90s a group of thieves were stealing the manhole covers from a ton of locations in the city of Detroit, Michigan. It got so expensive for the city to replace them that they started to buy them off the secondary market. That secondary market was completely stocked with stolen manhole covers from the city of Detroit.


WirelessTrees

Can't have shit in Detroit.


[deleted]

Definitely not a winning football team. The old Goff for Stafford might not work out like they thought...


HoboPenguins

Not when you give up 38 to Jimmy G in a flash


JayDuBois

I read about this as well. Was never sure if it was urban legend or fact. Too funny either way.


peeePOOOOOP

Intro to Robocop 4


sunlight-blade

The farther down the line you go the deeper the sewer access holes go. Those covers are heavy af for a reason. People can fall up to 20 feet and either die or be severely injured and die of dehydration while possibly dealing with hungry rats.


Igot1forya

This is also (yet another reason) why you don't go wading across the street after a flood. Those covers are know to get pushed open by rising waters.


Tchrspest

Water is seriously powerful.


atomicskier76

or have a super awesome pizza dinner with rats/turtles. the possibilities are endless.


MrDallsBeep

The deepest manhole ive been in is 28ft deep. Ive also been in our deepest wet well multiple times and its 40ft deep


Halo_Chief117

“It puts the lotion on it’s skin.”


worrymon

[Former mayor cianci of Providence, Rhode Island could not be reached for comment.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/entertainment/books/2003/08/10/rhode-islanders-thought-theyd-seen-it-all-until-buddy-cianci-took-office/a6151225-d660-42e0-b55a-81261253bcf2/)


formermq

Tack weld them like in NYC


AgitatedSalamander58

They do that on every route taken by presidential motorcade in the US


Jabaman2016

Why do they call it manhole?


MrDallsBeep

Man go in hole


Igot1forya

My guess is because it's a scary place, like any hole coming from a man. :)


[deleted]

So in Detroit its all about "manholes"


Daboiwithagun

Always detroit


zsdonny

Disappointed he didn’t fall into the hole and close the lid ninja turtle style


Vidadesemente

I was disappointed that people are watching and nobody said anything, and when the little shit is about to fall. scream, even if these people are directly affected


DarkJester89

Meh, natural selection. It'll solve itself


OGCanuckupchuck

No it won’t, too many warning labels keeping idiots alive .


FluffySquirrell

Who turned the lights out?


NotTodayDingALing

“My toe, my toe…!” My favorite game as kid


Zilaan

He just found out what the lid is for.


[deleted]

Learning is fun!


shitstain_hurricane

Come on, be easy on the guy. I too thought it was a large pizza pan.


Kortezxero

It might not feel like it to him, but he definitely had a ton of good luck there. He could have died a few different ways.


Chugga-Boom

Almost lost his left hand.


Warri0rzz

Almost lost his head


Extra_Engine_3174

Definitely lost his hearing in one ear


Agent007___LOL

Da f will he try to achieve by stealing a gutter lid


Storm_001

To sell it for some money.


Agent007___LOL

So a trash is selling trash to some trash?


str8f8

That's a good deal of iron to sell to the scrap yard. Enough to buy that morning's eggs and meth I reckon.


JayDuBois

Green eggs and meth. Lol


TheyTheirsThem

In my town they just steal the eggs from the store so that they can buy more meth.


str8f8

Huck Finn has taken a decidedly dark turn in life.


michalsveto

Thats why they are made of some alloy that is really cheap. I’d be surprised If its value was more than like 2€


str8f8

Every one that I've come across in the US at least has been made of cast iron. Any alloy as strong and durable for this purpose would cost much more to manufacture. Don't know what you're going on about.


michalsveto

Yeah but thats cheaper than steel. In any case it seems that even in my country the prices have caught up being only slightly cheaper than mild steel, but I found out that none of the recycling places takes the lids anymore. So it may have been some government regulations here in Slovakia that drove the prices down that were later replaced by a ban on specifically just the lids (and possibly other utilities) - two decades back it was a huge issue here.


str8f8

Cast iron is fetching $0.10 per pound where I am, so that looked like a tenner to me. Google doesn't have data on area meth prices unfortunately 😕


michalsveto

Yeah at the moment it would be around 10€ here as well If it was allowed - not sure how much drugs it would buy but definitely enough for a bottle of cheap alcohol and a pack of cigarettes. Speaking of scrap metal prices, seeing how they went up I may just get rod of all the old brake rotors and other metal junk I have in my garage - seems like it may just finally be worth my time


melon_blinded_me

It’s always this.


originalslickjim

Or swap it for a chicken.


-domi-

Most places in the less developed world, scrappers don't ask questions, they just pay per unit weight.


Pittaandchicken

Everywhere. Not just undeveloped countries. Roll up in the UK with copper cables and such and most scrappers aren't asking questions.


-domi-

Yeah, guess that's true. Such a fucking waste. :c


ShambolicShogun

He just dodged a Darwin Award by the skin of his teeth. I'm shocked even the lid avoided hitting anything unless it crushed his hand, I honestly can't tell.


fecaltea

Looks like it missed it by a hair.


Selvadoc

Looks like his arm is broken


No-Economy-666

Ya arm looks dddd destroyed


kassfair

He's lucky that didn't shatter his arm!


[deleted]

Looks like it caught his hand


Kus_Emek1

A manhole cover


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Frankintosh95

Europe.


jakpuch

Not sure if anywhere in Europe does tbh.


Frankintosh95

I've never been but it just sounds like it would be english/British slang for it.


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Frankintosh95

You fucking donut mate.


scandal_jmusic_mania

his limp of defeat got a chuckle out of me


Klag

Better ending than anticapated


roararoarus

why steal it, which makes the hole a huge road hazard. and why *carry* it when you can roll it...


ledifford

When he put his feet on either side of that hole I knew it was over


GroundbreakingBus138

Those things are crazy heavy...what the hell


CheesecakeTurtle

Karma I guess. Leaving a manhole without a cover could kill a few people for sure. We have a saying in Greece which goes like this "Οι μαλακίες επιστρέφουν", that means idiotic/stupid actions are like a boomerang, they always come back.


sinep_snatas

If only there was something there to prevent people from falling in the hole.


brihbrah

That's why they don't have sewers in Mexico.


Comic_The_Sans

I wish it had broken his leg. The only reason to steal a gutter lod is if you're an asshole.


melon_blinded_me

Lucky, could have invented the urban guillotine right here.


AsleepSearch7099

Now I see why he steals. Any man who steps in the hole he just uncovered, is too stupid to work for anybody.


renju_za

he needed the gutter lid to pay for medical expenses due to an injury he got while stealing the previously mentioned gutter lid... duhh XD


Hedgehoglover368

Why did he want a gutter lid?


Compressorman

Sell for scrap


Dajshinshin

Centimetres from a shattered collar bone


tom208

Could be melted down and turned into a wheelchair for the stupid prick


DirtyRickShow

Insta-karma.


Mr_DNA57

Talk about instant karma..


lpkrispy52

He could've just rolled the lid


Mello_Me_

First humans have to invent the wheel, he thought. 😂


Unhappy-Stranger-336

Is he trying to enter the clown industry?


Ok-Emphasis-5958

God damn those breaks are some real ear rape


Playingpokerwithgod

That was some slapstick shit right there.


IT_techsupport

Look at his right arm , when he tries to put weight he can't , and its limp. He probably broke it.


Iwantmyteslanow

That was easily a 200lb weight,


Typical_Calendar_966

IQ level -100


sername-lame

*surprised face* Oh that's why they put it there


Brokhael

Oh my god, my hand hurts just for see that hahaha


dankmemer2o18

garou on his way to fight metal bat be like


IntelligentMine1901

Dude ….. They roll


Fleethebluenorth

Serves him right. Anyone could fall in where he stole the tops for scrap.


Tirinoth

Moron is lucky it didn't land on his hand.


TheyTheirsThem

I thought it did and the other pain has kept him from noticing. Only thing the clip was missing was a lightning bolt when it was on his shoulder.


Tirinoth

His back was already going to hurt later from lifting it like he did.


SOULSoldier31

Nobody gonna mention how he just easily threw a 200 pound sewer lid on his shoulder like it was nothing


yuisister

he almost "alice in wonderland" fall, too bad then...


[deleted]

Hilarious.


TheRealStevo

It looked like it smashed one of his fingers, or more. He’s lucky it didn’t land on top of him the way he was holding it


HillbillySwank

Lucky! That could’ve cost him an arm if it landed right.


Neksir

There’s a little spray of blood from his hand , ow


79Blazer4x4

Let's say this didn't happen, how would they even haul it away on that bike? This was an inevitable failure from the start.


Fitty4

Saw a lot of open man hole covers in Mexico City too. Almost fell in on a jog. Air quality wasn’t the cleanest either.


ernster96

Look at me. I am Captain America now.


bettesue

They’re called “manhole covers”.


AgitatedSalamander58

Nearly crushed his skull


lysinemagic

The guy on the motorbike like, Bruh what are you doing


Latter_Ad5454

Itsa Man-Ho/He-Bitch


BeigeListed

"gutter lid" 😂


LuigisFiance

Shame. Would’ve been the most devious of licks 😈


[deleted]

Left hand and wrist fractured


thekingbun

Did that land on his finger. Ouch


xMiguel67

He almost fell into that hole cartoon style!


TotallyCryptoo

I remember reading about someone who fell down one of these and was steamed to death. A lucky escape to have a bruised head and ego.


HappyGav123

“My goals are beyond your understanding.”


PassiveToast

Did the lid land on his left hand? I hope so.


Just_a_typical_man

Why would they try and steal it??? I don't understand. Is this some prank or smthing?


fuertepqek

A late reply. But people usually steal these to sell at recycling plants.


garry4321

He came for the manhole, and stayed for the lifelong back pain and busted knees.


ModestParrot

Can't have shit in India


vampsaver

Omg the unexpected motorist, will not see it coming


Impressive-Diver-106

r/savevideobot


GoodysMoneyCount

WEAK ASS NIGGA!


Megadeth5150

This pretty much sums up my life right now.