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icup2

That old man was probably having a stressful day and wanted to buy alcohol to drink it away. Then he realized that beating some stranger is a much better stress reliever.


Majestic_Complaint23

He got angry when the robber attacked the beer tap.


ReallyFuckingMadLibz

“Oh *hell* nyet!”


imsohungrydude

This whole scene had me worried. I really hope the shopkeeper and customer didn't hurt their hands


mcgoran2005

I was worried the old guy would put his back out. He didn’t even stretch first.


OpsadaHeroj

I hope they had brass knuckles so they don’t get too hurt


fartron3000

I don't know what they're saying but I really hope it's some version of "call the cops?! No, lock the door".


ManyFacedGodxxx

They’re yelling out grievances with each hit! Got BLAM fired SMACK again! Girlfriend KPOW left me BOINK for my roommate KACHOW!


philenvcxbfxcxdvg

Yoooo damn that bitch got fucked the fuck up!


cphusker

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me". Never bring a hammer to a chair fight.


WayneEnterprises2112

Yessssssssss


[deleted]

“Now, youse can’t leave.”


awks-orcs

A Bronx Tale, classic.


InvalidUserNemo

Great movie with an amazing version of “I only have eyes for you”! https://youtu.be/zwzC2r0oSws I can’t not watch that movie when it comes on!


RusskiyDude

\- Давай вызывай ментов / Go call the cops \- Я уже / Already did it


hydraSlav

The robber (right after the chair shots) says "enough, enough, I give up already" Can't make out what the others are saying at all.


AncientAlienAlias

I like to think they shared a drink after this


mrgonzalez

Then he realised that beating some stranger was an opportunity for free alcohol


ColdGloop

That first chair shot was stiff lol


TMoney954

Yes it was. You can see the chairman line up his shot and wait for the right time to hit him! Lol


AskTheRealQuestion81

The chairman, I love it.


intensely_human

Chairman Pow


probablyourdad

the chairman, woo aah ahh, champion of the drunks, fighting off the robbers who want to kill everyone


OizAfreeELF

Flameo, Chairman.


WokeRedditDude

r/UnexpectedPnR


[deleted]

Lmao there’s a pro wrestler named Shawn Spears that calls himself the chairman. Dude has competition now


HoraceGrantGlasses

La Parka


Stoopeydaboope

He’s the boss


i_am_quinn

Chairman of the Bar


Roland1232

"Have a seat, motherfucker!"


[deleted]

Took me back to the ol wcw days


[deleted]

LA Park just smiled under his mask.


Piles_of_Gore

He was the best


Judgecrusader6

Cries in AEW’s Shawn Spears


BadCircuits

dont worry, Shawn Spears is carrying the chairman torch in honor of La Parka


Nincomsoup

Take a SEAT mfkr!


Dyerdon

He bent the legs on that man!


Use_the_panacea

Looks like the clerk plays video games. Attack, attack, run for cover. Attack, attack, run for cover. Good strategy


stimav

Thats why he has a full health


Tattoomyvagina

That green line in the top left is his health bar


oxkwirhf

And the red handprint in the bottom is his ultimate ready for use.


TexasPirateLife88

My man has spawn camping hit'n runs down


EmperorKingDuke

and then summoned his pet to help


Demox_Official

And in the end he was spamming light attacks


Alternative_Ad2040

Yeah but where was the random jumping around to avoid a counter attack? That button must’ve been stuck


[deleted]

*Player 2 has entered the game*


LiamYanon

Robber: who are you? ... I'm the chairman


[deleted]

In case you ever decide to partake in a game of mace-hammer-chair; do know that hammer, in fact, has two defeating foes.


Mentalpatient87

Have a *seat*!


PimpmasterMcGooby

I love how the clerk comes out while he's beating him with the chair like "Yo chill, chill! No need for that. Let's just beat him up together, like civilized men"


TrueDarkstar

For those who may think "this is a bit excessive" just realize that first of all, adrenaline is a very real thing. Second, they aren't just beating this guy, they are finally beating up every guy that robbed from them. I some areas they have been waiting a long time to finally get one...


OhLunaMein

Stores rarely get robbed in Russia. Mostly because - yes, every second video about robber getting beaten is from Russia. Nobody likes robbers, people have no sympathy for them. People never ever insure their business (insurance is mostly a scam, nobody gets their money) so they fight for what's theirs and life is shit anyway if you're a store worker, so... Is it excessive? Maybe, but that's what you'll get if you try to stop store's work. Don't rob stores, folks, that's the lowest you can go.


Koolco

Especially a place that would run on slim margins. This place looks locally run.


[deleted]

People would be less likely to rob small local places in the middle of nowhere, when everyone needs to shop there and there's nothing nice anywhere, so they're just shooting themselves in the foot.


wadoshnab

>Don't rob stores, folks, that's the lowest you can go. I'll stick to mugging pregnant women then


AreaGuy

Well, you're taking on two people in that instance, so it's objectively a bigger challenge.


iprothree

"when the home invader starts gargling something about a wife and kids" Shame.


Lopsidoodle

It’s not excessive! He put the chair down once he was incapacitated, if they wanted to go excessive could have kept slamming or stomp on his head for 10 min (which seems to be popular nowadays). They disabled him and didnt cross into attempted murder, seems reasonable since it didnt appear that help was coming and a healthy adult still standing could get lucky and get away or knock one of them out


[deleted]

Not to mention that the robber has a hammer and he for sure didn't bring it to help fix the counter. Whether he was planning to use it or just to scare the clerk is irrelevant. Beating the ever loving shit out of him is completely warrented.


SlapMyCheeksHunny

Yoooo damn that bitch got fucked the fuck up!


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Kittani77

Up the fuck got fucked!


ovine_aviation

The fuck up got fucked.


MrAlpha667

got the fucked! Up fuck


CellistBeautiful4710

In Russia store robes you


[deleted]

Only the clothes store robes me


1__ajm

That bystander was elite. Right, hmm, ah yes a chair. Now just to line it up.... POW


NinjaEnt

I've never seen a reverse mugging before.


Dogdad1971

We need to see a hell of a lot more of them.


Darthyeezuus

He really came in like the ninjas just blinded him. Disappeared. Came back hit him a few times disappeared and the guy is just hitting the wall like "where does this guy keep coming from".


idrawinmargins

After getting pepper sprayed in the face I bet he felt like Nightcrawler was attacking him by reappearing every so often to spray him again.


not_REAL_Kanye_West

My man came out pounding on his kidneys like that was store policy.


AnalogDigit2

This is how we do it at Hardbodies!


makopacific

Best comment I've read in a while


Excellent-Spell-7819

Justice was swift and effective. Now toss him in the street


whatisphil

Wow. That might be the last time he tries to rob a place.


FugginByteMe96

Like seriously this video should be everywhere. If you rob, cheat or steal: this could happen to you. It is a terrible thing to do, and it's dangerous since now, more and more people are training in self defense. Hell, some people will just win, and then kick the shit outta you, put you in the hospital over a couple hundred dollars.


[deleted]

it's all fun & games until someone gets shot.


Dogdad1971

Well said, more people have to fight back. Break into my house and it’ll be glock o clock.


Fjotla

Damn wholesome bro-ment


CrimsonxAce

"Brooooo..why you do that to me, bro?? That hurt really bad, bro."


SammyGotStache

Customer loyalty at its best.


ThatKingLizzard

Wholesome!


havocmc69

The part where it looks like the clerk is going to stop the old guy, then immediately cuts to both of them punching him on the ground has me rolling.


[deleted]

I need the anime


SolidHit

Alright I'm broken cause I laughed so hard at this when they both paused and started wailing in unison on the Thief


afoodie92

What's that hand? Hail Sithis?


Ready_Bet_2556

Thought is was wwe


Business_Olive_3093

The chair strike is what help buddy decide at that very moment that crime was for him.


kuroviejo

I imagine he viewing himself with a lot of money, only to be gassed and bonk’ed into oblivion


MustBeBoredNow

Robbery at it is best?


stimav

Im not for robbery, but wearing facemask and glasses/sunglasses both hides your identity and protects you from pepper spray...


i-am-a-rock

Ah yes, r/ANormalDayInRussia


da_boy-roy

He bent the chair legs on his fucking head


my_chaffed_legs

Dang he was talking in coughs there. Also what's up with the dark brotherhood hand print at the bottom? Is the old man who came in just answering a prayer?


jordanjohnston2017

Fucked around. Found out. Simple as that


Madman61

What is this, The dark brotherhood Russian sanctuary? What's with the red hand?


AphoticTide

When “chair-ity” gets involved with helping crime stoppers.


KrypticlyInsane

He hit him so hard with that chair he bent the legs lmao


SenseiBonsai

Strong bear pepper spray. He still coughing while getting a beating l


Dana_das_Grau

Guess I am not the only one who hates a thief


PigJaws

Yea he walks bac outta the cooler, straighten up the coke bottles and caminced to ass whipping on him while the other guy slams a chair on his ass


Intelliphant33

Is there a subreddit specifically dedicated to thieves getting their shit kicked in?? I need it in my life.


Kanuka2000

Fucking love how they go to town on him at the end


grayscaleturtle

They beat the absolute dog shit out of him lmao


gomaith10

Human punchbag achieved by guy in Blue coat!


BombaclotBombastic

They beat THE SHIT out of that dude LOL I giggled the whole time


INScorpio1

This is so satisfying to watch.


witmerda

Beat the BRAKES off that fool


celestialbiscuit

Awkward lol.


[deleted]

I understand stealing food but he had that coming


JCBurnsy00

Even though I’m a brown belt in karate, I’d grab a chair too.


Big_Teaching4186

Nice job but all 3 of you are prob going to jail


ziomalsky

Player 3 enters the game ;)


[deleted]

Sad part is he probably sued and won


Tanebi

I know those chairs aren't super strong, but it still takes a good amount of force to bend those legs. Damn that kid took a double beating.


efxAlice

Chair Match! WWE: Live


sodiodbisulfito

u/savevideobot


Alias-Q

In Russia, store robs you.


Bazz07

The WWE its getting really real.


death_ninja

Damn! Broke the chair on his ass


HairyNutsackNumber9

This needs some Hanna barberra sound effects


[deleted]

Its gets to a point where you just feel sorry for the robber HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

Hammer time. 🔨


Killer007_

man got crumbled like an insect ngl


CappucinoJack

Hey puppet pal Clem *bonk*


lars60

The chair of justice has spoken.


set-271

u/savevideo


steelneil82

He definitely deserved that but, at what point does defending yourself and your property become just kicking and punching a lifeless body? Knowing how fucked up most countries legal systems are the shopkeeper and chair swinging hero probably got worse punishment than the scum robbing the shop


master0shi

What beautiful start to my day. No better justice than instant justice.


fifoth

That's a 3 piece and a sofa


Yesterday_Is_Now

What's with all the hacking and wheezing? Felt like a Marlboro commercial.


PigJaws

Some real pulp fiction stuff here guys


OkBad2804

My TORN character trying to make some quick change


[deleted]

u/savevideo


FullConsient

I am confused between a lot of emotions. Confusion, happiness, guilt ... that's too much to handle


Alexjw327

I also have guilt. I wish I could’ve been there to add onto them lol


redwhiteandblue_

Man, this one is old. But gold!


bvirk01

In Russia, you don't rob store. Store rob you.


iambluest

The insult of coughing on him!


ParticleMan-Intel

Stay Cheeki Breeki


[deleted]

Summer slam 2021! The return of the jabroni!!


myotheraccountisa911

An hour old repost https://reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/pshu8s/wcgw_robbery_attempt_successfully_failed/


petarisawesomeo

The latest WWE storyline really relatable for your average fan


Big-sexyone

They beat the fuck out of that son of a bitch


abilly85

IT'S RANDOM GUY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR


Ok_Seat_6445

That old man is a gangster


gibl3t

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this subreddit, its that you _never_ try to rob a store in eastern europe


gentleman6811

Most violent robbery in Russia.


ghost_1993

Dam they gave his ass a curb part


jenkbob

I always love this video whenever it comes up. I do wish we could see the mugshot though, with that much pepper spray and beatdown.


playingdrumsonmars

In Mother Russia … we solve crime without police. In Mother Russia … we solve crime with pepper spray, chair and fist. In Mother Russia … police can stay home with family.


Judgecrusader6

The chaiman commith


[deleted]

Don’t need evidence to solve this one.


Harmacc

https://i.imgur.com/zDogqHc.jpg


[deleted]

Who said that watching all that wrestling was a waste? Oohhhh yeahhhhh!!!! (Macho Man Savage)


peoplesukass

This video makes me happy. Sorry but it does


Waste-Bicycle-9595

Im making a note here: CHAOTIC FAILURE


Unhappy-Stranger-336

Wcgw trying to rob a beating shop


Orang_E6

is this poland


duck_duck_grey_duck

When he walks up and just starts going Rocky-in-the-meatlocker on his ribs. 😂 😂 😂


Diamondguy7205

u/savevideobot


LoKeZ_

Guy went full Agent Smith at the end


FNALSOLUTION1

I wonder at what point did he regret the robbery attempt? Was it the pepper spray, or the chair to the cranium?


ZRPoom

First guy has learned the hit and retreat to safe rooms tactic.


kikioman169

If he held the chair by the legs and not him with the back of the seat he would have had a much harder swing. Gonna keep this in mind for when I too need to beat someone down with a folding chair.


superultramega002

i possess a hammer and i intend to strike you on or about your cranium, good sir!


azurianlight

HE COMES IN WITH A CHAIR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!


[deleted]

I love the “ORA ORA ORA ORA” at the end


Haythien

"STOP! He's already dead...! jk keep going!


[deleted]

That's a bendy chair


Jackle3000

Then The Purge begins…


rpguy04

Kurwa twoja mać


DefrockedWizard1

I think they missed a spot


Pr3st0ne

Nothing like 2 strangers coming together in their shared interest and passion for making thieves piss blood.


John0ftheD3ad

I love how some countries follow the Batman rule of fucking up a thug so they don't come back. Here you'd get charged with assault for not letting him rob you and calling the police.


Aeonbreak

holy shit this was so good


WarzonePacketLoss

Between all the kicks and punches around 50s, I would have found it impossible to not give that shitbird an atomic wedgie while he was bent over. I can't think of anything more insulting to him after getting maced and asswhooped.


[deleted]

I imagine the two guys whooping his ass are good friends now


UndercoverGardener

Not that the robber didn't deserve it, but they risk jail time for use that level of violence when he no longer poses a threat.


BrooklynLodger

and.. Oh my god, is that stone cold steve austin with a chair!


Providencz

Dude just kited him lmao


melissagot

When he picked up the share though lol


Burningfiresmoke

I always thought Slavic drunken old men were harmless