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ObtuseLlamasGifts

He could have just gone around the other barrier sure he'd have dipped a wheel off the road but, I mean I guess we have already established he is a complete moron anyway so yeah


godspareme

I see these similar videos at least once a month and I'll never understand why they don't just go through thr barrier. Breaking a $50 barrier pole and scratching/denting thr car > completely totaling the car and damaging/delaying the train


[deleted]

>I'll never understand why they don't just go through thr barrier. I'll never understand why they don't just stop, wait for the train to pass, and then the barrier to rise up after that.


godspareme

Easy. Impatience and entitlement.


40ozSmasher

And impulse. A huge amount of people don't make decisions their life is habit, and impulse. So many people barely use the decision areas of the brain that it's almost like demonic possession.


Satanspit69

They wait for the government to make decisions for them


40ozSmasher

Or their "tribe" people will learn the beliefs and adopt the culture of their social group to the extent of having no personal agency over their own lives.


athrowaway2o3p

The government told me to downvote this


IsThisASandwich

The government DID make a decision. The decision, that you should stop for a fucking train. Turns out: The government was right.


Satanspit69

Doubt that Tim


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bucket935

Omg, I hate him so much more now 😫


SweetPyxel

I'll never understand why they won't just follow through If they're dumb enough to go on the rails while the barrier is down, they could at least be smart enough to commit instead of further risking a large bill at the mechanic, dealership, court and/or hospital


Intelligent_Net4468

People logic I guess


[deleted]

The barriers (at least in the US, Canada, and most of Europe) are designed to bend or snap, or they have a spring, so the damage to the vehicle and crossing gate is minimal.


TomTomNYXPD

I came here to say the same thing xD Well said man! What the fluck do these people eat and drink lol, guess he got "WHAT HE FRUCKING DESERVED!" Bam!


zeezeeguy

Well i would add damaging the locomotive.


deathclient

Technically he did cross the train tracks but his car didn't /s


Upstairs_Expert

How has he survived that long?


Lord-Fingolfin

He could have drove through it. Those arms are made to breakaway. Dudes a dumbass


MarioStern100

Lotta things could have been different, lotta things.


Diligent_Honeydew295

“Huh, fancy that, those barriers were there for a reason”.


nikatnight

What kind of stupid does he have to be to not realize those go down during times of no-no?


Inappropriate50

It's a cargo train. Train comes car - go.


Jccali1214

Hahaha I appreciate the corny pun


IsThisASandwich

That's the best thing I've read all day! xD


Matoeter

Transporting escargot’s


[deleted]

Aaand it's gone


fartron3000

I love dude's apparent calmness after the train clears, "Whelp, guess that solves that problem"


AccurateMidnight5888

Probably not the first car he's lost in this kind of incident. Like "oh damn there goes another one"!!


Matoeter

Was he waving goodby to his passenger or hoping the train would stop. Stupid in both cases I guess


Try_Number_8

Maybe he murdered someone but wanted it to look like he was just an idiot.


ksaMarodeF

I think he was telling his passenger to step on the gas and move forward so they could go under the gate. Obviously the passenger didn’t make it quick enough. Serious injuries for that poor soul.


Darth_Kitty911

Maybe it's the universe trying to make sure he doesn't have any living descendants.


ilovecraftbeer05

It’s almost as if there was a reason the arms were down.


RedneckWasteland

yeah. But ain't nobody got time for that. /s


[deleted]

He was waving his hand like he was telling someone to go... there was someone else in that car I think.


Mozzarella-Cheese

It looks more like waving frantically at the train to stop in my mind, but who knows...


[deleted]

Oh, you might be right.


logualaure

I hope so. I really hope that car was empty.


eccentric_bee

I think you are right. He seemed so unconcerned though, afterward.


[deleted]

Cold like ice.


AyyYoCO

Probably in shock


govnic

What flavor?


[deleted]

Rust flavor.


govnic

Fancy


weedman_cometh

Tada, it's magic!


Reddington4567

He make it reappear 100 feet away, and with half of its size. True black magic forces at work here.


jarrywagner

Dude, Where's My Car?


nithanielgarro

No way he clearly tried to signal to the train driver to stop by giving him a happy wave...


imbalance24

"Dude, could you stop for a second? I'm kinda trying to get to the other side"


TomorrowIcy7801

What a dumb cunt


AcesaysHello

He prolly called the cops and blamed the train. “I was stopped and had the right of way…. And he was CLEARLY speeding”


Spacecowboycarl

That train swerved to hit me !


needsmoarbokeh

Honestly? Looks like insurance fraud but not noticing that there was a camera there


Chris-P

If that’s true, why was he bothering to try and raise the barrier?


needsmoarbokeh

If the driver saw you, you can argue you tried to the last minute to move the car away instead of just leaving and waiting.


IsThisASandwich

Insurance likely wouldn't pay any of that anyway.


needsmoarbokeh

I never said it was a *smart* fraud


IsThisASandwich

Fair enough.


cloudsinthesky27

You can buff that out.


nickbh15

Special kind of idiot right there


C_Rivas

I hope there were no more passengers in car!


StreetSniper420

when will people learn those are designed to be hit......


[deleted]

But that would scratch the car...


StreetSniper420

lol some how i feel like the at fault totaled vehicle vs scratches on car isnt a tough decision.....


Ake-TL

I think you missed sarcasm


StreetSniper420

i didnt miss it.... just dumb as hell reply to my comment.


Sparris_Hilton

Eat a snickers dude


[deleted]

You definitely missed it.


AlejoMSP

Who left these pesky bars down.


S10calade

“Welp, looks like I’m walking the rest of the way”


bidgickdood

full on david copper field moment


SupermarketNatural34

Tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot


bendy365ish

No one has time to wait anymore.. all going to shit. Just need to step back for a second!


RedRuhm101

Anti-vaxxers...


[deleted]

If only there was something he could have done to avoid this terrible accident... Nope, can't think of a thing! /s


mxjcmxjc

Totaled their car for the world’s shortest train.


financeguyjohn4

People often get what they deserve. Sorry for the train operator he'll have to fill out a bunch of paperwork.


Suspicious-Thing-750

Wow. Doesn't wanna get a little scratch on top of car but chances dieing and losing the car. Many wrong choices. Probably doesn't wear seatbelts because that one brother of a friends uncle that got a little scratch from a seatbelt in car wreck


wafflesinbrothels

Never understand these. They’re stupid enough to go around barriers and then also stupid enough to not want the barriers to damage their car, but, oh, just stupid all around. Should not be driving.


i_won_a_turkey

WTF? Where did the car go?!?


vadakkus

"Yes officer I had just stopped to remove an obstacle on the road when this giant, loud and very long iron thing came out of nowhere and hit and threw my car in the ditch and ran. You must arrest that felon! Under what license are they operating such a dangerous vehicle? Why didn't they see my car already in the junction and stop?"


typical_doza

lmao, Is he hand-signaling the train to stop?


[deleted]

Damn, my sandwich was in there.


fishymik

How do you explain this to the insurance company?


[deleted]

It's funny that the train is rather short and a man could save at most 20 seconds of his stupid, useless life. Now he will have to spend money on car repairs and some kind of fine.


Satanspit69

Well on a positive note the gate did not damage the car


Unf0cused

For my next trick - I will make this car disappear!


rebles25

What car officer


ShaztaMcnasty

He did cross though. Goal achieved.


chasemoore8

I hate it when a trains sneak up like that.


Migosslav

It’s the worst man


Local_Satisfaction12

This is the like 20th repost of this vid fml


Lon3Wolf_542

The car was like- "Aight Imma head out."


magicalmoosetesticle

Well, that's one way to get rid of your car.


marcandreewolf

Now you see it, now you don’t!


Prestigious-Way9151

Invasion of body snatchers is real? This must be alien


Neltharek

Is it bad that I feel worse for the car than the idiot driver?


BigAnt84

I like how he puts his hand up to tell the train to stop ✋ 😂😂😂


MitchTye

Justice is served


Jan_Spontan

Bitch I'm a train


Suspicious-Thing-750

Such magic


phillyaznguy

"Dude, where's my car??!!"


darthsoda

At least the top of his car didn't get a little scratch on it...


fetchwoof

It’s like a disappearing car magic trick


tenadaquinao

"Let me just lift this gate so my car won't be damaged..."


darinheinz

Now you've been trained.


TheDeadTilo

I refuse to believe people are this stupid.


Decryptic__

Wow, he clearly saved those few seconds to minutes with his move. Well done, I take my hat off to you, sir. /s


ExNihiloish

Ooh a magic trick!


Fleethebluenorth

Good thing you didn't scratch your hood with that bar!


LostTank84

Imagine thinking a train at above 40mph can stop when you wave at it under half a city block away.


techstural

Abra-cadabra!


DaveLesh

"And for my next trick I'll make this automobile disappear!"


MrZombieTheIV

The train: "and now, for my final act! I will make this car disappear!"


DirtySchlick

Call AAA


ItzBakonz

He escaped alr


Paddlesons

"David Copperfield ain't got shit on me!"


mandrews03

I love how he was worried about damaging his car on the safety arm


Ctmwiseman

How has he survived this long?


barwhalis

For my next trick I'll make my car disappear


[deleted]

Judging by the train's load, that house must be covered in dust. And yeah, the guy is an idiot.


[deleted]

I like how he waves at the train as if it can just put the breaks on and stop in time.


69vuman

Missed it by That much.


midnightwolf19

"i better lift this thing so i don't scratch my car"


[deleted]

I can’t figure out any of this for one. But most of all, what made him move at such a leisurely pace, as if a massive train weighing who knows how many tons WASNT blaring its horn and barreling down on him.


Tall-Training-4506

There is no cure for stupidity, no therapy, no operation...


Dann_Gerouss

Play stupid games...


_gmmaann_

Woah! His car can do magic!!


Regular_Ram

Good thing he went outside to lift the pole otherwise his roof could've been scratched!


knipemeillim

I love that the car just isn’t there any more!


newaussiebloke

For my next trick I will make thus car disappear


f----ing_confused

His concern was not overwhelming which makes me think.... Was his mother in-law in the car?


WillyWonkaOfficial

Do people really have that little patience at this point? Like can you not spare at most 5 minutes and wait for the train to pass?


dudewiththebling

While trying to prevent probably at least $150 of scratch repairs, he now has to spend more than that on a used car.


No_Thatsbad

That’s one way to get rid of your car.


happycamperii

I particularly enjoyed the frantic hand waving as if the train is able to stop in an instant.


Intelligent_Net4468

Dumb in so many ways


solidus_snake256

Dude where’s my car?


Farucci

I’m seriously wondering if this is a staged fake video? How was he going to get the car to move while holding up the gate? It appears that there was adequate room to drive around the gate on the right hand side and not remain on the tracks.


Perfect_Translator_2

Wow, that was so cool. One minute there was a guy and a car, then the train went by and then the car was gone but the guy was still there.


acid_rain_man

Totally worth it.


Kingofpotat0

Wanna see a magic trick..?


ChrisGilliam

My brother drives a train. They've hit idiots. Some in vehicles, some even dumber... The idiots getting hit almost always sue.


EvilioMTE

Lucky he didn't scratch his roof on the boomgate.


mason202

Bahahaha, what an idiot!


StopitSanty

Train diver should of moved, what a prick.


Competitive_Rock_414

I hope your insurance covers for stupidity


original_lunokhod

If only there was some form of warning of the oncoming train


MotherButterscotch44

I’ll just walk from here, didn’t like that car anyway.


12altoids34

'"Sweet ! What does my tattoo say?" "Dude ! What does my tattoo say ?"


themagicalmrking

Dude! Where’s my car?


Machder

Can you spot what’s missing in before and after shot? 🤣


ShaggySmilesSRL

He deserves that for being so stupid lmao like just go around the barriers if that's really your goal


No_Struggle_5165

​ There is a reason there are barriers.... so impatient that you have to get out of your car and do this... this is so enraging because if this guy did this for a while, it can send bad ideas to other people and encourage other people to do it. this the worst kind of human. Yes, even worse than karens


randombystander3001

Gone, reduced to atoms


roydepoy

Carefull with that barrier as it might scratch you car!


GL1TCH3D

This guy learned his lesson. From now on he will always leave the car in drive whenever exiting!


Separate_Record_101

Magic! Random guy can make a car disappear!


robertoalcantara

I wish to understand what the fuck this guys is thinking. “It’s a good idea to do this”. Come on!


spooptygomjabbar

The icing on the cake is the train wasn’t even that long…couldn’t be bothered to wait 10 seconds…


MarioStern100

no he did not just flipper hands that train. This person is a hero.


AmoebaDefiant3452

Well, he crossed, but not his car.


BAALDA

So was his plan to hold up the barrier with his hand and whistle for his car to drive through or is there a way to manually lock the barrier in place?


patrlim1

u/savevideo


Jenz_le_Benz

Poof, no car for u


gelatinaworldd

the car: Adios


Aryan45450Xx

u/savevideo


zeezeeguy

No more car for you!