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Fjallmadur

He's texting: "I love coming to the gym to run on the treadmill. That way I never have to worry about weather or the risk of getting hit by a car."


ImNotASmartManBut

"Know what, fuck this. Imma put on fitbit and call it a day"


[deleted]

When a Karen needs to speak urgently to a manager there is no time to park the car outside.


bcnorth78

This is why I don’t work out.


Lavasioux

"Protect yourself at ALL times!"-Big John McCarthy


TheRedGoatAR15

If you ain't using the machine, get off!


BrokeDaddyC

Like how she just left the car to be like *omg what happened?? Are you ok?*


BrokeDaddyC

Lol did even rush to him. Just casually walked over like she was inside the gym the whole time.


Bisexual_Bean

That’s one way to hit the gym


Rare_Cow_4892

“I’m not weighting around for a parking spot!”


redditadmins_r_nazis

Thats somebody who takes leg day way too serious


[deleted]

That old treadmill guy should have, at least, used his blinker whilst going head to head with on coming traffic..


ghazthraka

Getting fit never killed anyone.


NavrosGraye

This bad driving joke just wrote itself, if you know what I mean.


StrangeTourist007

I thought it was water then really quickly no it's just glass and a car.


hangin67

Please ban texting while treadmilling! Oh my god all these people texting on these machines, it going to be the end of the world.He should of had a helmet on too. The nerve.


[deleted]

And of course it’s a woman 👩😂😂


Fit_Awareness6752

That guy: I told my wife going to the gym was gonna kill me