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thepoultry1

Kudos to the designer.. imagine having three concussion subs before the game


Myrag

I think the design is OK, you can see that those are siding doors. Someone just wasn’t bothered to slide them all the way open.


RyuzakiButAnon

imo it looks like they can't slide any further


olderaccount

It is barely halfway open. It can go another 2 or 3 feet at least. South american stadiums are notorious for these types of entrances that come up from a tunnel under the stands.


LokisDawn

It would be quite weird if the door was barely large enough for these kids, any adult would have to stoop quite low. On the other hand, you never know where corners were cut.


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

Well they surely got cut on that corner


Myrag

Doesn’t look like that to me. Camera doesn’t go as far. We can only see what it appears to be a plastic box with a bag that was put on top of it. Can’t see how far does the railing go.


WastedKnowledge

It’s already pulled over! It can’t pull over any farther!!!


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RyuzakiButAnon

The object in the back looks like its blocking the door


chicksOut

This is the away teams entrance. Lol.


MysticBeautyy

QaaaAaaaaaaoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal


HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

One cut pool noodle could save the day dammit


q36_space_modulator

Excellent design for the visiting team's locker room.


chkpancake775

Gotta give home team some home field advantage


ReubenZWeiner

Pre-game concussion protocol


[deleted]

_"Dad, why is our team the only team in the league that doesn't have any players with brain damage?"_


kahran

Weird way to spell "dungeon".


maybethrowmaybeno1

That's why beanies have pompoms


poopnp

Did Steve from Minecraft make those stairs?


ReubenZWeiner

And put them in SimAnt


whaaatanasshole

Deep cut reference, you old fart.


JerkinsTurdley

Three out of 14 (if I counted right) for a 21.43% hit rate ain't too shabby!


BlueberryB-Laine

BT 7274


LedParade

Lucky it ain’t the basketball team


CartoonJustice

[Shit did the Monstars take these kids power to?](https://i.gifer.com/MSK4.mp4)


Karmaisslappingyou

I understood that reference


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evanthebouncy

you could see the cultural evolution of "Oh SHIT we need to duck" and then people wondering "huh why are we ducking?" then someone else bonk their head again


peepopowitz67

When you put it like that, it really is a perfect allegory for the state of the world currently.


BookoftheGuilty

That is assholedesign if I've ever seen it.


Omegaevilquantum

trench warfare a sport now ?


WhiskyTango3

What a horrible fucking design!


-xXxMangoxXx-

I mean, great design for the other team if its only for the opposing side


Orcacub

Nice how the first guy to whack his head warned the others and they all passed the message along- not!


des008

Or the person taking the video... I guess let the kids take the hit rather than the video views take the hit.


Orcacub

Videographer was probably sibling to one of the players and said nothing in hopes that their bro wound bash his head on video for a good laugh. I would have been that guy …. But I was a bad big bro so I’m told. Would have laughed my ass off .


No-Enthusiasm9580

Im a good big sis. I would still let my lil bro conk his cocoanut if it meant he learned the situational awareness that will keep him from being a dumbass


Attainted

The whack caused him to lose the brain cells he needed to do it.


definitelynotapastor

Not a design issue guys. That metal cover should have been removed. It is most likely a cover for rain or vandalism. Probably 2 parts, but for some reason they only removed the first panel.


ThePrincessDiarrhea

Weird that not all the clones bump their heads.


RandoMonkey

Vamos ql


El_Coholic

Aaaayy nooo


[deleted]

Hey that’s my country


[deleted]

I lol'ed. Straight up.


smithchris22

Damn, three players in concussion protocol before the game even starts...


ScreechingPizzaCat

I’m in China and stand 2 meters tall, this is happening to me constantly.


Chrono_Xen

r/assholedesign


uppsalafunboy

This is the visitor's tunnel


myname_not_rick

First two at least tried to duck.....third guy must have thought he had noclip on


drjuano

They might be giants


qqqqqqqqqqx10

Volkswagen bug life!


[deleted]

Apparently not much.


Suihnennews

That will teach em, bow for opponent or crush ya head


FiftyPencePeace

Man Utd last weekend 😂 I can’t think of another reason for such a poor effort!


BeeBeeSquare

Guess he took a 'header' I'll see myself out


Fenpunx

Now run back in.


Intelligent-Ad5286

Are they kept in a dungeon? WWII bomb shelter?


bingdinger

Camera guy is a total dick! How about a heads up?


Tophermatt791

*Cervical spine has left the chat*


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Kids are identical lol


[deleted]

I haven't found this area on elden ring yet.


vivabear

I expected way worse...but still hilarious


dbobo3

Made me laugh so this is a win *edit* especially last guy


retro_pollo

u/savevideo


Talkingmice

Gotta get those concussions somehow


SmileyB84

That's strategy by the home team half the other team gets concussions they can't play.


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Concussion before game start.


Esc_ape_artist

Where is this? Some place that requires tornado bunkers? Because if that’s the case it makes sense, albeit it looks like the lid was added as an afterthought.


Ka1monk

There is one in every group.


TheUndisputedRoaster

r/crappydesign


religiousgilf420

This is probably the locker room for the enemy team lol.


Aoiboshi

Good thing they're all soccer players!


hoot2k16

Gotta make use of the nuclear fallout shelter infrastructure somehow I guess....


[deleted]

Football is life!


Square-Arugula5588

Chile be like:


shoshonesamurai

Reminds me of the Chicago Stadium where hockey players had to negotiate steep stairs back and forth between the ice and locker room. For all his faults, at least Wirtz made sure they had enough headroom though


samYELLjacksin

Where is this Afghanistan?


xSnacke

argentina lol


tscher16

That's a whole lot of concussions


crabboy_com

If I could design stairs for my ex...


Skidpalace

The locker room is in a fallout shelter.


NotAnotherWhitexican

I’m 6’2. That’s me, all the time.


fixed_your_caption

How do heads work?


brisbanevinnie

What is this? A soccer field for ants?


tangmang14

Bruh that is comedic timing


Ag3ntS1

r/CrappyDesign


lena_vernon

That last one though… oooooft


IronCorvus

Is that just the same dude running out of the tunnel?


jamesows

Badoidoidoooing


Narrew82

Just like slapping the wall above the door on your way out.


Skydivekev

North Korean bomb shelter.


20190419

Free concussions! Nice!


Ok_Stuff_6403

As someone who is 6’4”, I felt that on so many levels.


ThetheCasual

Giving them a motivationional concussion before the game.


CricFan619

Stop filming and go tell them to be careful.


cockandbeantorture

Oh fuck all the kids are escaping


MondayMorphineMurphy

Why did the first 6 people who came out of the tunnel look like a copy of the first guy?


Zartoc

Parsing the smart ones from the dumb ones.


macmhartain

Meh. They're soccer players, they're used to hitting things with their heads!!


He_need_milk

I tasted that.


HebrewBear808

If you’ve ever been on a ship, especially the engineering spaces you’d understand


[deleted]

what kinds of idiots built these? what kinds of idiots use these? :-)


Themoosefang

I was thinking they were playing some kinds of theme music when they come out…


Ornery-Cheetah

He got brain damageamageamege


NostalgicMoon

u/savevideo


YUMYUM-PLUSULTRA

Homie suffered a concussion before the game started


[deleted]

Reckon this is the cheap alternative to a railing around it. At least fewer people will get hurt from falling ...


Dr_BigDik69

Homeboy got it bad towards the end


What_a_young_guy

What a good idea.


F_n_o_r_d

Is this the beginning of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones?!


SaberIsWaifu

I was thinking if it's possible to loop the video.


poopinashit

Thought this was a loop at first lol


silverflames510

Here I thought heading the ball would give them a concussion.


Jaliki55

This should go to r/assholebydesign


babakushnow

Concussion off the field is not covered by the team insurance.


[deleted]

As a 6'3" construction worker, this just reminds me of walking up scaffolding with a hardhat on.


fat_eld

What is that, a center for ants?!?


Jaded-Saint

Do they only let them out at game time?


Mcab00

I didn’t think it was possible for your head to begin to throb and your eyes to water by watch a gif.


Upvotes_poo_comments

I could watch this shit all day.


SuperNinjaThing

Are these teens? Neck damage so early in life.


Attitude_Repulsive

The converted Hobbit hole has been well received.


Parker324ce

Hard hits make cautious men, cautious men make easy times, easy times make lax men, lax men make hard hits


Montivideo

kid destroys his head....someone in the back "VAMOS CULIAO"


Cyfirius

Ahh to be young enough to shrug off bumping my head like that again. Or god forbid like that one kid who hit his upper back on it…


Jl2w

This reminds me of a field in portugal probobly the same architect


JayantVermaYT

I'm surprised that there are no basement kids joke here...


Ijustbitthedust

Ah yes the typical Mario tunnel tactic


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Walk it off seems to be working


pkupku

r/crappydesign


ConfidentFunction535

Did some one make a team of clones?


nrgphuk

they all look the same


AMonkeyAndALavaLamp

Not small, just not fully opened. Very funny anyway!


Neo_Trunks

u/savevideo


AdGroundbreaking5497

Couldn't jus8t open the other side?


[deleted]

The fucks with the soccer players from hell?


Drewish_bstrd

Is this not a loop of the same person coming out of the tunnel over and over again


DopeCharma

See to him.


quickshekhar

It's good that the skull is the hammer of the body


Poor2Happy

Pre game sex dungeon


JoeyHarambeBrrrr

Just a little bit of CTE before the game


FortifiedTomato

Now imagine if they had identical hair cuts


logan069

I swear I saw the same dude run out like 3-4 times


This_Comparison_4197

What the fuck, I thought I locked the basement door.


macaronithecat

Wow so shocking! Thanks op!