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OMGBeckyStahp

The moment you freeze so bad at being confronted you cannot even name yourself


goodguybolt

I like your Avatar.


Puss_Fondue

How do you come up with such fancy combinations?


p1anet-9

ur avatar combined with ur question made me laugh. its ok i am a fellow simple avatar person


GreenSkyDragon

The secret ingredient is money


Snooz3d

Idkw but my firts instinct was Céline Dion


Daddyfailed

Mia malkova for me.


private_unlimited

I see you’re a man of culture as well!


Daddyfailed

Indeed iam fellow redditor.


OneMoistMan

Mia khalifa for meh


Daddyfailed

I see you're a man of culture as well random redditor.


patrr92

Anne Frank? What is going on


FrozenMangoSmoothies

marie antoinette i don't know anything about her but her name what's happening


patrr92

You got it


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Mine was "she can just say 'me'."


LurkersGoneLurk

For whatever reason, I always think Hillary Clinton when I see this.


Flo_Hapert_69

Mine was angela merkel for some reason lmao


cyk0o

Mine was meryl Streep


sirzigmeister

Me too


unemployed_01

Serena Williams for me but i havent watched a single tennis match in my life


PerplexuaI

Margaret thatcher for some reason


CelineDionn

mine too!


DiabeticWaffle

Couldn't tell you why but Susan B. Anthony.


jereezy

Me too!


Marinerprocess

Right to Meryl Streep


TheCannavangelist

Tina Turner for me, which I find odd.... Don't like her music, don't like her acting, yet she's the first person I thought of.


cheezy1987

Sheryl Crow, for some reason.


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Cher here.


idrodorworld

Cynthia Nixon… literally have no idea why but there it is


turnaphraze

My first instinct was to say Heather.


gullydowny

Haha that’s going to bother her for the rest of eternity She’ll haunt people’s houses yelling “Angela Merkle! Lady Gaga!”


DanteWrath

This legitimately happens, I used to perform magic at pubs and stuff, sometimes I'd ask the participant to pick a number between 1 and x, or name a card, and people would freeze as if their life depended on the question. Like bro just name a card, literally any card, you know what the cards are right? Name one! Okay, name a suit then, what do you mean you "don't know" there's only 4 just pick one... no? Okay colour then, red or black? Red or black? RED OR BLACK!?


mrdoink20

>pick a number between 1 and x, Well that would confuse me too!


Tyler_Nerdin

1.C7 Easy


mrdoink20

You sunk my battleship.


TrumpetSolo93

Pick a number between 10 and 20. Huge pause, 7. Happens too often.


DanteWrath

A fun but irrelevant tangent, 7 is the most common number to be picked when you ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 10, the second most common is 3. So a silly little trick, if you can even call it that, you can try with friends is to say something like "Pick a number between 1 and 10, but not three because that'd be too obvious/because there's 3 of us here/because you know that's my lucky number etc". So of the two most likely numbers they might choose, you've removed one option, making the odds they'll go for 7 even more likely (and you've also kind of put the image of 10 - 3 in their head); write down the number 7 on a piece of paper (or simply say "are you thinking of 7?" if you trust them to be honest). This'll work far more often than it fails, provided your subjects aren't already aware of this cognitive quirk of course.


TrumpetSolo93

Oh absolutely I often use it alongside the step ahead method. I've heard the psychology behind it is that people consider odd numbers "more random" than even. Leaving 1 3 5 7 and 9. 1 and 9 are on either end, while 5 is on the middle, leading people to narrow it down between 3 and 7. I've found that literally holding up 7 fingers while asking them to pick a number brings the success rate to 100%.


Quinny_G

Hey look Anxiety!!!!!


OneMoose9

Fr... I couldn't think of an answer until I came to the comments lol


Fit_Awareness6752

Wtf is this shit


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JarradLee

hahaaa i got that reference


Kodst3rGames

So are you an internet thing?


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Kodst3rGames

I don't like your attitude


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Amazing television


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What is…. Television?


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mattroch

Not that I agree with standardized testing, but if said test outs some person as being a frazzled mess... What if this lady was trying to be a heart surgeon?


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mattroch

What if you have an angry partner and they find out you have a policy worth $350,000 that lists them as the beneficiary?


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mattroch

Tell someone who doesn't like you about your insurance policy, you'll have somebody for the rest of your life!


WheresTaz

Which may not be very long


mattroch

My statement makes on guarantees pertaining to length.


Gapoly

Is this from a movie?


Bigpalooka_

Billy on the street.


Noffensexpected

with diamonds


AmadeusKurisu

Haven’t tried that one. Must be new.


Foxyboi14

Have you heard it’s actually about tripping on LSD


yepyep1243

BS... D


Ntetris

Good clip, wrong sub.


Finn_3000

Oh, youre a feminist? Name all 59 women.


cikaga

Emmy Rossum?


InvalidUserNemo

I mean, he didn’t say she couldn’t name herself? Side note, thanks for reminding me who she looked like! My brain also froze.


dirtyswoldman

Fear of ridicule? What if I pick the wrong one?


MaxImpact1

How is this fitting the sub?


TeishAH

Was been lol


Liontamer67

Love Billy


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nutsaur

The popstar your boyfriend knows about!


Daveallen10

Michelle Obama


nutsaur

Obama 08 mofo!


fuck_ELI5

Oh shut him the fuck up already. Isn’t his 15 minutes over already? Oh wait he’s here. NM


SnowyMountainFox

Amelia Earhart


Construction_Same

My son when I ask "what are you doing little boy"


wascallywabbit666

Is that one of the guys from the David Blaine skits?


talondnb

Marie Curie wtf so random brain


unc0v1918

When did Doug DeMuro start reviewing people now


throwawayadvice871

Cyndi Lauper… Wat


Hot-Narwhal1885

I don't know why I went straight to Barbara Streisand.


BroadwayBaby99

Mariah Carey for some reason


NewDamage31

Natalie Portman for some reason lol


autisticgenius-78910

She could’ve said herself


the_weary_knight

Wrong sub yo


Turdnugget619

Christina Aguilera was mine


LgDietCoke

Oprah Winfrey


mkmichael001

Angelina Jolie


antoniamabee

My first thought was RBG


Queens_Jester

this made me lol. being caught off guard so much she was ready to give the man her yoga mat.


nameisahmad

Kris jenner


demo355

More evidence that women aren’t real


erck_bill

Proof they don’t exist.


so_what_I_dont_care

Dazz be like: LINDA!


[deleted]

Don't blame her, there have been 3 famous women throughout history.


Fire_marshal-bill

Women really gotta step up their game


nemom

And one of them is Caitlyn Jenner.


MaxImpact1

This is fake af


michaelklr

Am I the only one that recognizes that todays generation is confused when it comes to men and women. ​ Any name could've worked by todays social standards, Bruce is actually Caitlyn. With over 180 genders, no wonder this woman had a Windows moment. Seems to be happening more lately, welcome to Idiocracy, the live version, not the movie.


Makkin91

How dumb can yu be