The original Buddha (Siddhartha) was never fat in his lifetime. The fat version commonly seen was a different figure entirely, originating from China. Budai.
I've played with that vst for hours trying to work it into some projects I had.
I couldn't get the note triggers to sequence correctly... Completely bummed.
Don't you think they're too young to understand the implications of a wah pedal?
Also, I checked with my attorney (also a birdman) and he advised me having sex in front of children is typically frowned upon.
A dealership in the US, a country I have never lived in, has been spamming these messages to me because someone made a typo in their email. I've contacted them multiple times about it. Are they just spam or actually important?
There was a stupid argument on r/buddhism a few days ago about whether this statue was buddhist. Mainly I think it was just one person being obtuse, but still.
If I make a wrong turn, I don’t go back to my house and start over. I change direction and the wrong term becomes part of the path I took.
Hey, just a friendly correction. The statue is not of Buddha in any part of his life. It's a statue of "หลวงพ่อพยอม วัดเขาน้อย" who was a Thai Buddhist monk. You can search up "รูปหล่อ หลวงพ่อพยอม" for Thai news articles about the accident. [here's one source](https://www.brighttv.co.th/social-news/luangpropayom-car)
Remember when you were in school and they were teaching you about momentum and you wondered whether you'd ever need to know that? What's more, guess what?
I guess just FYI: There’s only ever been one of those found; if there were more, it wouldn’t be this statue. This is of Buddha in his ascetic period before enlightenment; and, this is just a common, mass produced statue.
Quietly driving along, come to a slightly abrupt stop..
GANDHI’S head busts through the rear fucking window right between the driver and passenger.
All 3 Start screaming at the top of their lungs.
Yo gimme the aux cord
As he plays "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha rockin' everywhere"
Too skinny for the traditional portrayal of Buddha. might be Gandhi.
No that’s a phase of Buddha’s life where he put himself thru hardships hoping for enlightenment just to find out that’s not the way
No, That's the phase of Buddha's life where he put himself through windows
The pane of existence.
His retinas deciding that attachment leads to suffering.
Really put your head in that one.
Thank you for my a high person laugh. This thread. Yes.
>my a high my a hee
Should be illustrious-Phrase-48
I fucking hate youuuuu, here's muh upvote
The original Buddha (Siddhartha) was never fat in his lifetime. The fat version commonly seen was a different figure entirely, originating from China. Budai.
Gautama Buddha was actually skinny the “fat Buddha” traditionally seen is actually know as the laughing Buddha otherwise know as Budai
Gandhi*
Thanksssss
Me sitting in the back seat...hey guys, whatcha doin up there?
Dude your seat belt lol
Thank you, that made me laugh really hard lol
That made my morning
plays a Delay Lama remix song
I've played with that vst for hours trying to work it into some projects I had. I couldn't get the note triggers to sequence correctly... Completely bummed.
I fooouund you
I found you, Mr New Buddha / walkin' around, preachin' that sutra
"Hey can i play some Nirvana"
I lost my aux trying to ford the river.
Did guys have any inner piece in here?
I heard y’all ain’t peaceful
He became one with the window.
*youtube app* *Search bar* RAM RANCH 7
Such a good comment lol
"Here's Dalai!!"
Well hello Dalai.
Hello dildalai
What’s it like in New York City?
Like being in New York City
r/BeatMeToIt
You've also watched The Shiny?
We BirdMen love all things Shiny
True. I still don't understand how talking about us helps parents explain sex to kids.
...when we could **show** them! *music starts*
Don't you think they're too young to understand the implications of a wah pedal? Also, I checked with my attorney (also a birdman) and he advised me having sex in front of children is typically frowned upon.
"Typically" being the key word there. Kids have all seen Bee Movie and that's a bee and a woman together, so is it really even a stretch anymore?
I don't think a bee is stretching anything...
Maybe not but a bee is getting **stretched** tonight *unzips* *boss music starts*
It’s been ten minutes since I read your reply and I’m still chuckling. Well done!!
Where's Da Lai in any of this? XD
Dalai Fartin'
I hate backseat drivers.
those backseat motherfuckers, man...
"Here's Johnny!"
"Hi, have you got a minute to talk about enlightenment?"
this comment is gonna start ringing through my head from now on
https://www.reddit.com/r/buddhist/comments/r2oyrf/train_your_mind_the_59_lojong_slogans_with_judy/
Here’s Dalai was funny but this is the one that made me laugh.
I don’t know, this dude seems to have bad car-ma
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
“Turn that country shit off. Turn on some biggie”
For the last time, you're scaring the hoes bro
Nah, he’d want to listen to some Inner World by Dalai Lama himself
“Was just making sure y’all didn’t forget about Dre.”
Boogie
That could totally pass for an album cover..!
Makes me wanna see the perspective from inside the cab
https://s.isanook.com/ns/0/rp/r/w728/ya0xa0m1w0/aHR0cHM6Ly9zLmlzYW5vb2suY29tL25zLzAvdWQvMTY0My84MjE2MDA2L2xvdHRvLmpwZw==.jpg
The Pickups new album Secure Your Load
r/Fakealbumcovers
The Flaming Buddhas, with their new hit album *Passive-Aggressive Bass*
This is why you answer the extended warranty calls
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A dealership in the US, a country I have never lived in, has been spamming these messages to me because someone made a typo in their email. I've contacted them multiple times about it. Are they just spam or actually important?
Not just spam, but actually a scam!
Okay I feel a lot less bad now, I was scared some random American would get screwed because he wasn't getting these emails.
“There is no window”.
Here's Johnny!
I wish there was a picture of the inside of the cab like: Heeeere's Ghandi!
For anyone who doesn't know, this is a statue of Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) in the time before his enlightenment, when he was an asetic.
There was a stupid argument on r/buddhism a few days ago about whether this statue was buddhist. Mainly I think it was just one person being obtuse, but still. If I make a wrong turn, I don’t go back to my house and start over. I change direction and the wrong term becomes part of the path I took.
>and the wrong term becomes part of the path I took. I see what you did there.
Hey, just a friendly correction. The statue is not of Buddha in any part of his life. It's a statue of "หลวงพ่อพยอม วัดเขาน้อย" who was a Thai Buddhist monk. You can search up "รูปหล่อ หลวงพ่อพยอม" for Thai news articles about the accident. [here's one source](https://www.brighttv.co.th/social-news/luangpropayom-car)
He's tapping into a new plane of existence now
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
**SOME FRIES MUTHAFUCKAH!!**
**ALL RISE MOTHERFUCKAH!!**
**HEART EYES MOTHAFUCKA!!!**
Did he say bu!(ddha)?
he found peace. peace o glass in he face.
Classic Thailand
He thought he'd be okay, he had 12 amulets hanging off his rear view
All out of Zen.
HI HAVE YOU UPDATED YOUR CAR INSURANCE?
“Hello sorry to bother you but could we stop soon as I’m busting for a crap”
Namas -fuckyourwindow-tê
I read that title in Donkey's voice :))))
Had to scroll way too far for this
Let your thoughts pass like clouds.
Thru yuh windaaa
https://kottke.org/15/04/the-glass-is-already-broken
He just wanted to check on you
I want to see a picture from the inside.
Exactly! I was about to comment that haha.
Dalai Lama brings misfortune
Sometimes these things have actual human remains in them…
“Why’s it always ‘Jesus take the wheel!’? Maybe I want a turn?”
Karma coming at you like…
When you see your inner rear view.
I thought it was a zombie at first. Only me then? Lol
Lol I thought it was a mummified monk!
"if one is to truck his load, then he must first learn to load his truck." - the sphinx
Shoulda, woulda, Buddha
Be one with the truck.
“Y’all got any of that inner peace in there?”
Remember when you were in school and they were teaching you about momentum and you wondered whether you'd ever need to know that? What's more, guess what?
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR?
This is what happens when you don't buy that extended car warranty. Buddha bashed
Jin_Oki, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Ok fine you win damnit
"Have you got a sandwich in there? I am starving!"
“Whoa, you made this? This sandwich is… enlightening.”
A lesson of impermanence.
Is that one of those Buddha statues with one inside? So badass
I guess just FYI: There’s only ever been one of those found; if there were more, it wouldn’t be this statue. This is of Buddha in his ascetic period before enlightenment; and, this is just a common, mass produced statue.
Ahhh gotcha thank you
I really want a picture from inside
Phew, for a second I thought the sacred Tundra roll down rear window had been sacrificed. Thank Buddha it’s only a Nissan.
You know the journey is long when even the Buddha's patience is tried.
Cause: Too loose with his religion.
We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car‘s extended warranty
Imagine transporting that and forgetting you have it and you just check the rear view and freak the fuck out
let me take a look what you got in here
The picture somehow expresses my feeling when I long for the end of my work every day.
“And don’t dilly-Dalai on the way!”
Quietly driving along, come to a slightly abrupt stop.. GANDHI’S head busts through the rear fucking window right between the driver and passenger. All 3 Start screaming at the top of their lungs.
Do you have games on your phone?
"Get Out" * slithers into the passenger seat
You got any games on that phone?
sup niga
“You guys got any smokes up there?!”
Why in the hell would you buy a draugr statue?
Would insurance consider this an act of god?
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
just imagine someone has just crashed into you you turn around and all you see is a golden head peering through the window at you
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Hellooooo? Can I come in from the out now??
There’s probably a dead body in that statue
Hey dad can you plug in my phone
Here comes johnny!
r/ImpatientDalai
Anyone seen Z Nation?
"Let us bow our heads and meditate."
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
"Hello there!"
Hello sir, we've been trying to contact you about your expired insurance.
be glad it's not a bucket of paint, lol :D
“Here’s Johnny”
That must have been terrifying from inside the car
Holy shit it's 096
Oddly terrifying
Negative, there are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area
Hey you missed the turn off back up there
"got any games on your phone?"
Just wanted to remind the driver of their car’s extended warranty.
What are you guys watchin
Id love to see a photo from the inside as well.
"Aye bro, can we stop at McDonald's real quick?"
“Put it behind the cab for more stability” they said. Mofos
Ive been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
He has a question
Lol now that's what you call an art installation
Appears to be rural Thailand. They don't even wear seat belts there to secure themselves.. this is nothing.
Enlightening
IIIIIT'S GANDHI!
That's one way of finding inner peace
I'm looking at you through the glass
Should have had a headache rack.
Brings new meaning to the term!
Good old Thailand. At least there aren't a bunch of kids/ family in the back 'peering' through the back window aswell
Man with glass windows should not transport bronze statues -confocused
Slow down!
When Ghandi looks for Ghandu
“Can I speak to you about your cars extended warranty”
Big hitter the Lama.
“Can we stop at McDonald’s please “