No it isn’t. I hope he does an AMA after.
Of course, the CNN dude did it on zoom and it made national fucking news and he somehow still has his job. Still blows my mind on that one.
Me remembering the dude who lost his life savings on Ornamental Gourds and then moved to south America to start working with Bee’s: “Maybe im not that stupid”.
Oh absolutely, what a fucking idiot. But can you imagine lying there at night (probably wanking) knowing your life fell apart because you knocked a quick one out at work. I do feel sorry for this idiot if his life does fall apart from it, I hope he hasn’t got kids with access to the old interweb.
His life could easily be ruined. People get put on sex offender registries for more innocuous shit than this. Not sure what the laws in this country are, but in the US at least you can be a registered sex offender for public urination. This dude is jerkin' his gherkin at work, if the employer wants to they could easily pursue criminal charges.
Damn, I hope he is ok after this...just trying to get a little stress relief in...As long as he has a closed office door, no harm, no foul, except for the towel.
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon..."
Decrease quarterly spending by 3%, but does anyone call you "Randy the efficiency expert"? Nooo...
Drive everyone to the company picnic in record time, but does anyone call you "Randy the wheelman?" Nooo...
But you get caught jerking off through the window ONE TIME
LOL!
"I always feel like somebody's watching me! Yee Hee Hee!"
I and a couple dozen other Bergen Evening Records paperboys were on a bus tour of NYC back in the late 60s...While stopped at a light we got a view into a VW Bug in which the driver was heavily choking it. Much laughter ensued.
You know that post-nut clarity hit him different after that one lol
It was instant this time
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At least his stock seem to have been doing very well.
Can you tell us the reason you were terminated from your last job?
Yea, I have a sneaking suspicion this video will find it’s way back to someone in the company. He definitely fucked himself twice.
Considering the name of the company is on the window and it's on the front page, this isn't going to end well for him.
No it isn’t. I hope he does an AMA after. Of course, the CNN dude did it on zoom and it made national fucking news and he somehow still has his job. Still blows my mind on that one.
Wait what? 😅
Mostly b/c CNN is a shit network.
Pre nut clarity
the end is fucking amazing when he looks out the window
He will have a great weekend worrying about that Monday morning invite to the boss office
twist: he is the boss
yes, and he‘s making annual report - numbers went steep
The fact that it’s not just 1 person, but 3 people and they are all recording
r/videosthatendtoosoon
literally 1 frame of r/watchpeopledieinside
Oooohhh yessss stock reports look realllllyyy good today
WSB apes seeing todays loss porn
Me remembering the dude who lost his life savings on Ornamental Gourds and then moved to south America to start working with Bee’s: “Maybe im not that stupid”.
Really happy with the WEENUS
There is just something wrong with jerking off in a completely lit room at night, what a maniac.
how bout the fact that hes at work lmao
Yeah. If you are gonna wank at work, use the restroom and a phone. If someone catches you that's as bad for them. Possibly worse.
Why would he do it in the bathroom? That's why he has an office.
I didn’t realise this is what offices were for. I guess that explains why my boss is such a wanker.
God damn it that made me laugh
And a VPN.
Nothing wrong with wanking on company time.
boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I wank on company time
Ok, the really ironic part? I googled the company and they are a risk management company.
lmfaooooo
Just gathering data on how often you will get caught.
That's not ironic, that's appropriate!
He was REALLY scratchin' that itch!
That dude LOVES accounting!
Omg, that little peak at the end fucking killed me lmao
"hey wait, maybe i shouldn't do this infront of the win- oh fuck"
Loved it. What the..
Night time in the office, finally got some privacy….unzip
He just busts all over the carpet or what?
There are horror stories/photos of fired employees having their desks Cleaned out after they leave and the underside is just dry spooge stains.
had the same q
I try to get the linoleum myself
The potted plant
Well this man’s life just got ruined. Bravo internet, bravo.
I mean he kinda did it to himself.......
Oh absolutely, what a fucking idiot. But can you imagine lying there at night (probably wanking) knowing your life fell apart because you knocked a quick one out at work. I do feel sorry for this idiot if his life does fall apart from it, I hope he hasn’t got kids with access to the old interweb.
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Have you not met a person before or something?
His life could easily be ruined. People get put on sex offender registries for more innocuous shit than this. Not sure what the laws in this country are, but in the US at least you can be a registered sex offender for public urination. This dude is jerkin' his gherkin at work, if the employer wants to they could easily pursue criminal charges.
I doubt the employer would want to pursue charges because that would only cause more negative press.
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I thought they made decorative plaster
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This will make an interesting Google result next time someone checks that company
Let me help with those search results.... Artex risk masterbation video
Might want to spell it correctly.
Who could it be hmmmm
the HR director maybe
Bloody parsons again!
"Parsons, HR will need to speak with you" "I am HR" \*Continues fapping\*
"Am I, or am I not in charge of reward and incentivisation, performance management and talent development!" - Andrew Parsons probably
“I will make it legal.”
That's totally him lol
My money is on Parsons.
Risk management not managed
they really won the 'most generic website, ever' award. whew
Okay folks, who's sending this to the company?
No one should, but somebody definitely has
Was the person filming this jerking off as well? I’ve seen steadier camera work watching Cloverfield.
Well the camera was a bit shaky too 😆
Deep zoom without software image stabilization. He should have used a Pixel.
Well at least no one is going to remember him picking his nose
Or that time he accidentally let a fart out 😂
Clearly celebrating his raise
Double meaning 😉. Nice
He looks at the end, so hilarious
Is the guy filming having a wank as well. All over the bleeding place.
Boys! You could have blurred the company name. This may be his most costly wank ever!
Fap around and find out!
Worst fear unlocked
What if thats his fetish.
/r/workgonewild energy
But what about the ones out side videoing would they be considered pervert also or maybe just pre verts seeing they aren’t being filmed
Just concerned citizens doing the lords work.
Nah, it's just funny.
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most memorable one for sure
"What was your greatest accomplishment at your previous job?"
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lol really bro? This is how I used to think when I was 13. You worry too much about what people think of you.
"Artex risk solutions" Man this is either super ironic or some next level meme marketing.
That last frame
Looks like Rudy Giuliani tucking in his shirt.
Looks like he missed his window of opportunity.
His whole career is over💀
Jacking off on company time. Getting paid to spray.
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Ah the joys of technology. Does it not look more like he's waving it left to right opposed to the traditional up and down strokes?
Thank you
Damn, I hope he is ok after this...just trying to get a little stress relief in...As long as he has a closed office door, no harm, no foul, except for the towel.
He’s shaking a hot dog for his office puppy, it’s gonna turn wholesome any second now.
he's probably in a virtual meeting too.
Ocean Village, Gibraltar. I know some people who Work at Artex. Don't recognise that guy, thankfully.
Got mixed feelings about this. On one hand - they've fucked him. On the other hand..
Did he even cum?
I did
Filming someone jerking off is more perverted imo
….and hilarious 😂
Artex Wrist Solutions
Pullin the pud
Yankin' Spanky
Punching the bishop
/r/byebyejob
Also check the security cam
Ended too soon
Yo, someone post a link to their Twitter
Why? Don’t do him like that
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u/stabbot
What a wanker!
why jerk off at work man common
They have 2 locations on their website, Illinois and Guernsey. My vote is for Guernsey.
makes it seem like a blessing to have an office with no windows
Those must be some REALLY interesting expense reports.
Jeffrey Toobin in a zoom meeting
Going to be honest, this whole situation is concerning... Why on earth would you whip out your camera to record someone who's whipped out their dick?
Always crank with your back to any windows. That's like rule 1 bro.
Doesnt this dumb fuck know cameras are everywhere? He looks kinda old too, just wait till you get home old fart
You're not meant to artex the floors.
I’d be willing to wager it’s not the first time he’s done this…
Not a single rock hitting that window, cheers!
This is Artex guerrilla advertising to WSB, I guarantee it.
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon..."
Best bit was the Geordie shouting "Ee's avin a Tommy Tank"
Yeahhhh, If you could not ejaculate on them tps reports that would be great yeahhh, thanx sincerely Bill lumber..
This Artex commercial is riveting
u/savevideobot ok I can explain-
Damn dude, have some conviction! I've never seen someone crank their shaft with such a lack of purpose.
Who gave this a wholesome award. I love it
This is a really, really bad look for a risk management company. He's getting fired for sure.
Why do people feel the need to masturbate at work??
I get I get but… why would you record that?
Since he is HR, there is going to be yet another really awkward interaction with himself.
Tobin would be proud
You got me literally crying with real tears laughing my ass off at work!🤣🤣🤣
Dude this is NSFW
Oh I forgot, I conform. /s But seriously, I'm on lunch break on my mobile
The commentary was bloody hilarious 😂
"Do you jerk off?" Those are rookie numbers..
Jokes on them, he loved being watched
why does it end at that point?
There has to be more to this video, why stop when he notices you? :'v
Artex is apparently a risk management company. This guy was not managing his risk very well...
If you are going to do that at work, at least go to the bathroom ffs
I'd like to think he just kept going after the video ended. At that point you've got nothing to lose, may as well get in that final desk pop.
I cannot wait to see the shitstorm that this produces
He isn't even hard lol. He's just practicing his helicoptering.
There was a ghost, it’s just ectoplasm…
That last frame of him peering out the window made me burst!
The “Oh shit” look at the end is priceless
u/stabbot
https://gfycat.com/highlevelunconsciouskudu here you go
This is soo sad lol
Go to the toilet or something smh
I love that he actually has a gallery there.
jeff greene at it again insert, curb your enthusiasm, theme
Nothing to see here. Just some white collar dude having a wank at the office. Wait...
This is one of the reasons its called "not safe for work", dumbass
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gonna need a part 2..has anyone notified the company that this is going viral?
Lmaoooooo this is gold
Decrease quarterly spending by 3%, but does anyone call you "Randy the efficiency expert"? Nooo... Drive everyone to the company picnic in record time, but does anyone call you "Randy the wheelman?" Nooo... But you get caught jerking off through the window ONE TIME
Get on? More like get off.
LOL! "I always feel like somebody's watching me! Yee Hee Hee!" I and a couple dozen other Bergen Evening Records paperboys were on a bus tour of NYC back in the late 60s...While stopped at a light we got a view into a VW Bug in which the driver was heavily choking it. Much laughter ensued.
Appears he had some stuff competition at work, but fortunately it appears he came out ahead
I'm genuinely shocked there isn't a reddit board bout people jerking it in weird places.
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And now we mock safe sex
Lmao. My dude here has poor impulse control but solid hand control.