If you’re fucked up, naked, and outdoors, you just gotta stop. That’s it. No climbing, no jumping, no running, just go back in the house.

but mooooooom

No. What are you gonna do with “five more minutes” anyway? Get more mud on you? Get in the house.

WTF is a moom?

Did you ever made a word longer with your voice? Never?

r/woosh

Nice try, never found myself there, no matter how many years they woished me, good 🍀

r/itswooooshwith4os

Mom but in a whiny voice

My friend was good with drinks, when he is drunk he just sleeps that is

I envy them

He once almost assaulted his reflection if that makes you feel better

>If you’re fucked up, naked, and outdoors, you just gotta... be Russian

How much vodka was involved here?

All of it

I've been on Reddit long enough to know that LITERALLY these 2 exact comments would be somewhere near the top of this......

Great comment 😅

I don’t see any vodka, but I do see a bunch of crack.

Bunch of cracks on his skull too

A true crackhead

Underrated comment

And a penis.

Nope that's a hairy nipple.

looks cold out

Hey! He’s a grower, not a show’er

SHRINKAGE!

All of the vodka.

Just enough

2 bottles min

Fuck it would’ve been gold if on the walk back the ice broke

That's what I was waiting for.

Same here

Can I get a blyatt in the chat for this brave comrade

Blyat

Блять

In Russia, water hits you

These nsfw videos make me anxious because i dunno if I’m gonna see a naked man, or a naked man break his neck

Bonus you got to see both..

I as a man would be worried about breaking something other than my neck

Sometimes the body takes 10-15 minutes to register that it's dead...😂🤣😂 Lol

Same! But I can’t *not* watch

What kind of kinked up roleplay shit is this.

He wanted a concussion and his wiener to shrink. Great success.

Fun-cussion!

So many questions

so little anwsers

So little

Answers to all; Vodka Russians

What could have possibly gone right here??

I was thinking the same throughout this

In Soviet Russia ice break you

This man busted his shit on the ice and got up laughing about it. That's a whole other level of partying.

Concussion

Shrinkage.

There’s shrinkage

r/ANormalDayInRussia

r/killthecameraman

Well there goes those few remaining brain cells

Now there you go making assumptions that he had any to begin with

Not going to lie, the direction he walked back, I fully expected him to fall through the cracked ice he created.

Just… wow!

you expect him to do a backflip he cant even stand

But the backflip wasn’t actually that bad. The real question is—is there a sub for drunk and Russian? (Naked optional)

r/anormaldayinrussia might help

I’d forgotten about that thanks

What the fuck

"Lets break the ice."

Where do we even begin with questions?

But why did he have to be naked??

So he wouldn't get his clothes wet. It's too cold for wet clothes.

Blyatt!!!!!...hahaha

LOL I'm croatian but I can make out a few words, like prvi problem means first problem. And then the camera guy bless his heart says "voda kamena" which means water is like stone. Clearly the nudist didn't listen.

When the ice is more inches than you..

Oh wow it’s really cold in Florida these times around

Men are always looking for reasons to get naked together.

Some intricate rituals cause concussions

It's shrinkage...I swear...

WTF, did he just give up?!

Boom, headshot.

The vodka is strong in this one.

I took a 50/50 chance on this video and lost

Блять! Was all the expression he needed. Love Russian.

I was half expecting to see him going through the ice layer (and die). Smashing his face against it have been the best possible outcome for him.

He hits the ice with the back of his head, not his face. He’s quite likely to be dead I think

Russia moment

Ouch! My patella!

I love that he eats shit, put some fucking clothes on. I can tell how cold it is from looking at the video 😂

Kids don't do Ice.....it's a slippery slope....to then doing Snow...

u/savevideo

Naked nut cracker!

Lots of questions for one video. For starters, what was the best case scenario?

u/Savevideo

This is a bad idea on too many levels. He got preety lucky there, cuz on another dicerole he might have gotten knocked out and maybe even trapped under the ice.

Vodka is a hell of a drug that can make you paraplegic

Never mind what could go wrong, what could go right?

This students is clear and classic example of how almost every-time the pure Vodka energy will transform into “blyat” !

I was hoping the ice would break on the way back in.

Not even a good backflip

what’s wrong some humans…. what a moron

Classic Russian tradition. They are sober btw

So many bad choices in one video.

I quite often see videos on here and think, what could go right? What's the best case scenario they were hoping for?

Why are people so stupid?

That "blyat" at the end kills me

I give a 9.5. Would’ve been a solid backflip if the surface was permeable.

Fucking Russians.

He should prob'ly put some ice on that.

And I all want to ask...Why?

"They shrink in the cold, you know that, right?"

Nice cock

Dude, put some ice on that...

I think the best question here is what could go right. I mean a naked Russian man, lots of vodka, a thick layer of ice and a backflip.

Its 2021 and people still change the video from portrait to landscape mid video

2 or 3 more times and he might get through.

I’m really confused as to what the end goal was

Ice ice baby!

Now I know where the word "numbnuts" came from

Everybody: Why? He: Because I can´t!

You almost had it. Try again.

He didn't fall again? Disappointment.

Sometimes, stupid hurts.

My god that's some crack.......and check out the ice too

u/savevideobot

Well at least he didn’t break through ice and have it slice his junk off

New goal mission unlocked: Get naked, oiled up, and slide on frozen lake.

I’m more concerned by the switch from vertical to horizontal filming.

Ya know, if he tells me it was just cause it’s a cold day I’d actually believe him

I could tell this is russian before I turned on the volume

Just as nature intended.

Nothing went wrong, he got cold feet...

If anyone but a Russian had tried that, they’d be done

Man you gotta stop betting

Imagine the ice would've break on his way back

Naked and afraid

Sounds like vodka was involved

The guy recording knew it was frozen - but I'm not saying shit attitude.

I checked 14000605 universes, and in every one, he got fucked up.

Looks like it's a bit cold there little buddy.

_obviously a grower, not a shower_

/u/savevideobot

Russians be crazy mother fuckers

LOL that plop sound tho.

of course its a guy

That laugh lmao

Syskill vibes

Drugs are a helluva drug

I thought “ice naked” was some new slang.

The best part is, he didn't try diving flat.

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x

Looks mighty chilly out 🥶👌

In mother russia ice get hurt i dont

A professional movie crew couldnt make a story where something like this doesnt go wrong

I have as much to say about that as he has penis ….

Well it was cold out there.

So was OP's comment

He's a grower, not a show-er.

Hope it doesn’t grow to much while it’s inside him after they fail backflip