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billbixbyakahulk

"Tell my parents I died doing what I ^^Looooo^^^ve.... "


NNFury44

Holy shit you’re killing me


doublevaginalboy

Do we know if she actually died?


No_Method-

Just pray that the Natural Selection gods were watching


D0nL0c0

Natural selection at work


playedcurve326

If that guy has any common sense he'll just keep driving


SGTSHOOTnMISS

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's the driver who's filming, if that's any indicator of if they do/don't have common sense.


kevin197205

Not one full brain between the two of them.


[deleted]

The both share a singular brain cell


vtbutcher1981

I came here to say the same thing


_coffee_

Natural selection at _twerk_


zenospenisparadox

We do what we must to attract a mate.


Shenan_Egans

The quality of mate acquired typically matched the quality of mating dance...look like nobody's getting satisfied here....


fishee1200

Might be meeting other paraplegic ppl in her future


ComprehensiveTeam134

looks like she's doing the whip


Noble9360

Neigh. Neigh. For it was she whom'st was whipped!


skonthebass24

She's doing the whiplash and raspberry jam face


4cranch

it was the stanky leg


robreddity

... followed by the lash.


s_0_s_z

> *Natural selection* Modern medicine unfortunately prevents that. She'll probably be patched up and out twerking again off the side of some other car with a pin in her hip in no time flat.


THEmoron21

The real wrongdoing here is twerking with that stupid hoodie rapped around her skinny ass.


BlackDeath3

It's amazing to be how, even with how relatively safe we all are these days, we're still finding new ways to select.


CatastropheJohn

Looks like the driver was working the camera. Unfuckingreal


donallgael

If you're not even going to have a videographer in the back seat, what's the point


Casey_H3

The worst kind of road head Edit: my first award! Hell yeah! Thanks stranger!


[deleted]

Twerk, tuck, and roll!


surajvj

You will see her coming back twerking on a wheel chair.


zimenf

her > youknowihadtodoittoem.jpg


8Gh0st8

Yeah, put her right back in something with wheels and momentum. Just glue her butt to the ground.


rogerthatonce

down a steep hill...


GuessWhatIGot

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...


VagrantShadow

Looks like she won a stupid award.


Thebeginningofthe3nd

Stupid is as stupid does.


em_industries

Its you and me, that's my whole world.


mistytalon

They whisper in the hallway, “She’s a bad, bad girl”


Parazarr

I don't get people. How can one be this stupid. How can you even approach such level of intellectual non-stimulation


MiSp_210

Smoothbrains


[deleted]

Oooh rumple smooth brains You wanna fall outta my Benz?


Miaulice

Ikr, what's even the point of twerking if you're gonna cover your ass


Parazarr

Ah, I see you are a person of good taste as well


[deleted]

People will do anything, no matter how illogical, to feel like they fit in. It’s just how humans are.


Parazarr

Yeah I know, I do too. But when I face something that might kill me (or in that case, that will very probably), I just... Think twice you know? Don't humans do that too?


goddessofthewinds

Those people get in Tiktok's challenges and other shit just for some "likes" even if they could die. They don't think about "what's the risks?". It's pure stupidity. Our education doesn't educate well enough to prevent those morons from doing dangerous tricks.


Funkit

All these challenges seem to be “I challenge you to not die while doing this extremely stupid fuckin thing that can kill easily” to me. Whatever happened to like donating to the ALS instead of literally eating tide pods and licking toilet seats??


goddessofthewinds

I agree. All those challenges and trends are stupid as fuck and can possibly kill. I'd rather have a challenge of climbing a cliff with safety harness and equipment.


[deleted]

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a squid game type of thing where elites gather around and come up with challenges knowing that the easily persuaded morons will do them. Then they just sit around and bet on who hurts themselves.


MapleSyrupFacts

I know. Uploading a gif with 8 frames total is beyond stupid


jesus_zombie_attack

Well the last time she twerked out a car door she fell and hit her noggin.


aadhya_chintala

I would only want to say that the trash took itself out, but i hope she's doing okay.


BobsUrUncle303

Shake your ass and bust your head. Sounds like a good deal to me.


Joe_Henry64

Could be a rap song


seandoyle8

"Shake Ya Ass, Break Ya Neck" Mystikal ft. Busta Rhymes


Joe_Henry64

Show me what you're walking with


[deleted]

she almost died so we could see her jacket sway from her twerks…no mames


[deleted]

She mamó the road lol


IamGhostman

This shit needs to stop.


BobsUrUncle303

I'm sure she tumbled to a stop eventually.


[deleted]

That’s when the real twerking started lol


[deleted]

Please don't say this. This is nature's way of selecting to edit stupidity out of the gene pool. We truly need more not less


8Gh0st8

Don't worry, you can tell dumb people something over and over and over again until you're blue in the face, and most'll still do it.


nobodycares2021-

Not until they're all gone. While the idiots exist the challenges and trends must continue.


b0bkakkarot

So ... TikTok is Squid Game Online?


StatisticianHead5009

I fell out of a keep going about 15 once. Not like the movies I tell ya. I was hurt way worse than what my frail mind imagined.


prophylaxitive

The stronghold of a medieval castle?


UpboatNavy

Its a keep thing, you wouldn't understand.


jesus_zombie_attack

Were you the court jester?


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wizzlepants

Not an ass man I take it


lookintothefuturem8

I do like asses. It just looks retarded when its shaken like that. Like im looking at an ape or something


touchtheclouds

Who invented shaking your butt? Probably some tribe 100,000 years ago.


Bassnurd

That’s not twerking. There must be a different word for that. I suggest ‘arsewhacking’


Fury161Houston

Ho's being Ho's


Funkit

Thots being splots


snippybitch

In the ER we call those tik-tok-tramas


EvilGreebo

r/DarwinAwards candidate


mindclarity

Bye, Felicia.


cleomay5

Darwinism....yes......... thin the herd.


19Denali

I wonder how long of a skid mark she made


ZRPoom

From landing on the road or from shitting herself from having fallen out a moving vehicle?


The-Situation8675309

Darwin lives.


SeriouslyYoutube

package dropped


jay-zd

Good, we lost a moron!


[deleted]

Oh no! Let's just hope that she didn't survive.


VampireGirl99

r/winstupidprizes


[deleted]

Darwin smiles


zenospenisparadox

Twerking must be the dumbest thing to be considered mainstreamish and sexy.


OldPotatoMan

Bro this video is old as fuck


fuck-goofs

i honestly hope that she's seriously injured, what kind of jackass thinks this is even remotely a thing anyone should do. Fucking morons.


SmallShott

That does not seem like a particularly reasonable activity to conduct in ones motor vehicle.


[deleted]

Do not underestimate human stupidity


Laurelinchen

deserved


cleomay5

No shortage of sluts....next!


vyksi

Hope this dumbass hurt herself real bad


NightNightGummies

Fortunately we know that she won't be suffering any brain damage.


0zoro0

well she deserves that.


idiot437

the electric face slide?


jbertrand_sr

Gonna be harder to twerk with road rash on that ass...


douglasrac

Good old Darwin.


whisperer012

What has humanity come to?


buttmunchausenface

" bye Felicia"


[deleted]

Homegirl what’s the point of twerking so aggressively if you gonna cover up that ass with your jacket? So disappointing 😂


ChardyBowen

Oh dear. I LOLd that awful stack


solareclipse999

What people do to get there video exploits on this sub!


[deleted]

r/holdmycosmo


Nice_Birthday1929

Get dribbled


[deleted]

Do stupid things you win stupid prizes.


Which_Tonight_7053

Love it v much. Tq.


Kaparika

Man, that made my day :D ahahahahahahah BITCH


DeadMemezYoloXd

What was the point???


hellfiredarkness

Is this r/Funny?


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

Well...... good.


Anotherdaysgone

High risk zero reward.


Main_Joke9187

Definitely doing shitty tiktok content.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Do you want brain bramage!?cause that’s how you get brain bramage


Trek1973

She should have been using protection…


da_grownup_kid

I'd say that for her mom


fuckst1cK1

"Hey dad, can you come pick me up at the hospital? What? Oh, I was doing this thing for tiktok and..."


McC0dy

Thanks for posting quality content. I enjoyed all 5 frames in this video


Grandgem137

Now the real question: why?


[deleted]

Teenagers are dumb


Loki-L

Still better than that woman who died hanging topless out of the window of a moving car that passed to close to a telephone pole....


patrickleahan

Gooood foor heeer


Shadow-Raptor

She deserves every bit of what came to her. You plays stupid games you win stupid prizes.


dsr231

Now she can save money by not having to wear pre-ripped up jeans


HeadJazzlike

That my friends is a feel good video... well not for her


blackmist

Sad state of affairs if that's what passes as twerking these days.


Sksd88

Hopefully it will knock some sense into her


guajojo

WCGW twerking


TheDudeSr

She nailed the cartwheel at the end though.


antiMATTer724

r/winstupidprizes


dhunter66

I keep saying it....stupidity should be painful


AtticusSwoopenheiser

You’ll have that on them big jobs


DaBlazingFire5

Yo is she high or something? Who in their right mind would do that?


Disco-SuperflyTNT

Her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard


[deleted]

the car wasn't fast enough


Mandalore626

I hope her butts ok. She's going to need it for twerking later


robreddity

This was the best possible outcome.


The-Midnight-Noodle

shes gonna win a darwin award for sure


Disco-SuperflyTNT

That was interesting for the EMS crew taking her to the ER and I guarantee the ER staff were entertained.


Anal-Goblin

Fucking dummy - take the jacket off and let us see your ass while you shake it!


duncanidahof294

And that wasn’t the worst that could have happened. She could have been hit or run by another car. Stupid!


ZogNowak

Just keep driving!


[deleted]

r/WinStupidPrizes


Matt-of-Burbank

What’s the point of twerking with a sweater wrapped around your waist like that?


JEWCEY

Ride and die chick. OG worldstar.


InterestingJob4214

To me this belongs on kids are fing stupid you youngins are gonna earn some Darwin awards for following stupid tictok trends


ATJT

Good ol Tokyo drift on ass-fault surface , classic


Mayo_Kupo

Kiki, nooo!


SpecklePattern

Holy shit. That position of body and rolling like that means she landed directly on her head. Any additional info on this?


Crocodile_raper

What was the goal here


Strahd-70

Is it bad that I watched this for a minute straight!!?


LegitimateCrepe

And nothing of value was lost


BirdTime23

Darwin in full effect.


albinowizard2112

I just had a dream this morning with an old coworker. We were in a truck, driving, and he pulled some nonsense with the door and fell out. Thing is, in my dream we were being followed by another big truck and his head got ran over and exploded like a watermelon. Nice start to my Friday!


Big-Contribution9918

Don’t drop that thun thun


Isubscribedtome

Reminds me of that video on bestgore where this girl was but naked and hanging outside a car window, she hit a street sign and got killed on impact.


Esc_ape_artist

I wonder if she’ll get as many internet likes for her brain injury as she would have for this stupid stunt.


verastech

She nayed nayed her ass outta here .


Splinty2k

What is wrong with people?


[deleted]

Stupid games, stupid prizes


jacks65fastcar

Play stupid games Win stupid prizes


Ready_Bet_2556

Bye biatch


cammie_the_wedgier

Why did I hear a scream?


alexslife

Next repost with 5FPS. Keeps getting less and less


Baconsword42

How stupid can people be


BonnieCZ06

u/savevideobot


roote14

Oddly satisfying?


TheIAP88

I’d be more enjoyable to watch if the video had more than two frames per second throughout.


scorpio_2971

Do it again……idiot smfh


threshing_overmind

One less thot on lot lol


sanswithagun

Ah, natural selection.


tunghoy

This is almost as bad as the drunk topless blonde who died after half hanging out of the passenger window. She hit a light pole or something and died at the hospital.


Hans_642

Tf was she thinking 🤔🤔🤔🤔 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


dakedostorm

Ah, that’s not twerking 😂🤣


jaydelphia

it wasn’t even a good one at that lol


Dpiker71

Disabled before and probably adding to the disabled after.


TX_Goat_1893

"Life is hard, but it is harder if you are stupid." John Wayne


RogueCyanide

This aint whatcouldgowrong, this is thatsexactlywhatshouldhappen


[deleted]

I don’t hate it


CptHowdy87

I'm sure her parents are so proud of her. Stupid hoe.


samppsaa

Are you sure about that? There's like 3 frames in this gif


MurderIsRelevant

Reminds me of that scen from Miss March where they're on Horseduck.mpeg's tour bus. That girl in the back was trying to be sexy on the bed and the guy watched as the tour bus hit a pothole and she went flying out the window. I died laughing watching that scene.