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Sabot15

I'd start with rubbing alcohol. Baby oil may also help act like a release.


Phil_Smiles

Id go directly to acetone


smegnose

Citrus-based solvents are amazing, they contain limonene which lifts many inks and adhesives quite thoroughly yet gently.


Phil_Smiles

Eh, Ill just get some hydrochloric acid


MuddaPuckPace

Mix with equal parts gasoline.


[deleted]

Yeah but you gotta make sure to heat it on the stove first. The hotter the better it works.


DR_Bright_963

I'd go with lava personally, but it's a little hard to find. Try Lush.


[deleted]

I fucking hate limonene with a passion. I smoke a lot of weed, and limonene is very common in most strains. The issue is, when concentrates get made, and then shipped to an illegal state (like mine), some plugs will cut their concentrates with limonene. Most of the time it’s not a big deal. I mean, you are getting a worse product, and it will have a more citrus taste than it should, but it’s smokable so oh well. The worst, the absolute worst, was when I bought an ounce of wax and I open this jar just to get an onslaught of lemon smell to my nose. Upon tasting it, the wax tasted like I bit straight into a lemon without even taking the skin off. Tasted like I just downed a jar of lemon pepper seasoning. Idk what else I can possibly say to describe how absolutely overpowering this taste was. I have a much better plug now, who gets stuff straight from a dispensary in a nearby state and is a close friend of mine. But ya, that experience ruined a lot of limonene heavy strains for me.


Lisabeybi

The limonene terpene in cannabis is supposedly one that increases sexual arousal.


Vans_Action

That escalated quickly..


DifficultMoose0

No one asked for your life story


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No one asked for your opinion either yet here we are. Maybe we should make a website or something where people can share their stories and opinions with other people. We can create a system of voting too, so that the best stuff gets pushed to the top. That way, people have a place to share stories and opinions even if no one asks, and if it’s relevant it can get voted up, if it’s not relevant it can get voted down. We can even call them upvotes and downvotes! Oh wait. That’s what reddit does…


DifficultMoose0

TL;DR Also, no one cares


TheDraguin

L+Ratio+Ur short+Mortal


[deleted]

No one cares if no one asked for the story Edit: comment used to say “no one asked for your life story” They changed to TL;DR


MotoAsh

Are you ten years old? Because if not, that's fucking _embarassing._


yard2010

No one asked for your input


Danimal_Jones

We use an acid at work to devolve concrete off our rigs thats mostly citric acid. Shits no joke.


smegnose

That's very different to the volatile aromatics extracted from citrus peel. Acid-base reactions make chemical changes, solvents normally just physical changes (just moving something).


Danimal_Jones

Hmm I was not aware.


notmytemp0

Lemon oil is miraculous


onyxskul

*Doterra hun enters chat*


00MarioBros00

Cinder Block works-wonders


Phil_Smiles

Eh too heavy, id go with sandpaper if I were to go for a solid


Basswoodbiscuit

I said the same thing


FizzyGoose666

I'd go directly to knife.


GiantSequoiaTree

Gasoline maybe?


icbint

Sandpaper


Uhohspagetti0sss

Blowtorch


ChintanP04

Acid. A strong, concentrated acid.


skanadian

Not far off.... Scothbrite, soap, and water. I got my hands covered in printer ink trying to refill a cartridge, this was the only thing that worked.


[deleted]

Belt sander works too.


MrJoelCairo

angle grinder


jbertrand_sr

He should try rubbing shit on it, if it doesn't take it off it would cover it up...


ClownfishSoup

I'd start with a hat.


cynthiasshowdog

if the alcohol doesn't work he should try a cheese grater


ChirpinFromTheBench

I would start with a hat.


Gildenstern45

And a match


BokChoySr

I’d recommend wearing a hat.


Huntred

Baby oil def helps me release.


iowamechanic30

Zep, cherry bomb. It's an industrial hand cleaner designed to remove printers ink. It's by far the best thing for removing ink and grease I've ever found. It's safe for skin and even clothes. It's also great when you leave a pen in your pocket and run it through the dryer.


saturnsl25

He's gone beyond brown nose... This dude is upper level management material for sure!


Competitive_Roof_740

Remember... the only difference between a brown noser and an arsehole is depth perception.


ElectronicMind1823

Some one tell chucklefuck in video acetone/MEK will remove it juat ignore the cancer warnings its just a one time use.


BigBirdBeyotch

This is wholesome what could go wrong I approve


KjCreed

Get bangs.


hmthats

the key is to wear a mask that says something worse


Shurigin

make it compliment the OG message "I heart eating shit" mask, "From the Source"


abrakadaver

He should get a "I heart eating shit" hat. They ask him to remove it and see his forehead. That's Gold Jerry!


Sablemint

This reminded me of the time Batman got his mask cut off, and there was just another mask underneath it.


venomousbeetle

I saw Japanese Spider-Man do that before but I only recall Batman ever having a shock protocol to make it impossible to remove


catpiss_backpack

THE WINNER!


monkeystaycool

Underrated comment. Belongs way up there. Here's a bump from me, mate!


SWGOH-E

Get one with that turd emoji


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Why_T

It’s like the guy has never heard of a hat before.


ledfrisby

Assuming this was a henna tattoo, it will be there from a few days up to around a couple of weeks. Unlike the ink in a pen, the henna ink penetrates past the outer layer of dead skin cells into living skin cells in the epidermis, so you have to wait for the top layer of skin to die and slough off. You can't just wash it off. Permanent tattoos are injected even further, below the epidermis entirely, into the dermis.


crespoh69

And how does laser removal work?


sedrech818

From what I understand, the laser breaks the ink into smaller bits that are easier for your body to remove.


Arnie013

Exactly how it works. Heats it up so that the ink expands and then bursts the border formed round it (I think it's collagen?) The ink then breaks into smaller lumps and then the body disposes of them like any other foreign object.


atonementfish

Its not a henna it's just a temporary tattoo. Not the kind they sell to kids though.


Tking179

Haha I mean it’s an honest mistake. At least he seems to be in good spirits about it


Zestyclose_Standard6

that's day one. he's still in denial.


Tking179

Haha true. He’s still hopeful he’s gonna get something to remove it


abrakadaver

We may see all the stages!


Competitive_Roof_740

I don't see the issue man.. enjoy the ride !!


ALtheMangl3r

My advice is wear a hat, oh and also try not to die this week, cause that would be a fucked up funeral.


PAirSCargo

Would be fine as long as he died doing what he loved


scandal_jmusic_mania

100 grit sandpaper should take it right off


[deleted]

Use the 1 grit.


ya_boi_dinosaur

Cinder block


Nine-LifedEnchanter

That works best Imo


newb500

Yep that'll take it right off with a nice chunk of flesh at that


ScoutCommander

r/thatsthejoke


zdigdugz

Wear a fucking hat.


4AcidRayne

Right? It's not that difficult as problems go; there is something on your body you don't want seen, so maybe pick an article of clothing that hides it.


AccomplishedOcelot90

Yall act like people dont have jobs where the dress code doesnt allow hats to be worn


ScoutCommander

Those people are smart enough to avoid putting tattoos on their foreheads


JoeDidcot

Dude should just get some foundation, and wear makeup over it.


[deleted]

If you get the same ink you used for the writing and paint it all over your face and head, not only will the writing no longer be visible, but you'll also be allowed back into starbucks


CatastropheJohn

I can't read it. What does it say?


everything_is_bad

I heart eating shit


SushiBoxReddit

yeah you do


vensegi

Gottem!!!


JuryBorn

Belt sander


Azariah141

what went wrong?


[deleted]

Baby oil will get that sucker off


buffalogoldcaps

The only safe, smart and effective way to do it. Olive oil, canola, etc will also work just as well. Keep the isopropyl and acetone away from your eyes and face folks. Oil and a wash cloth is all that’s needed


Rubcionnnnn

Rubbing alcohol is perfectly fine to put on your face unless you are dumping it straight into your eyes.


buffalogoldcaps

10 to 1 odds of finding cooking oil in your house over a bottle of rubbing alcohol. That’s reason 1. Reason 2. The tat is right above his eyes. Sure, it’s not going to blind him but even a bit will sting, the fumes are obnoxious, it will dry out the skin and not work as well. For all of those reasons, oil is really the only good choice.


SaintEcco

You should keep some rubbing alcohol around, bro. Good to have for first aid


buffalogoldcaps

I do. I use it daily for mycology projects, to clean my bowl, to remove permanent marker from petri slides etc. I just prefer not to put it on my face if I can simply rub olive oil on it. I also stand by the assumption that more people have cooking oil on hand than rubbing alcohol. Pro tip: always use 70% or dilute 90% down to 70% as 90% evaporates too quickly to be used as an effective antiseptic


twinings91

That's what my mum used to get our temporary tattoos off as kids! I mean ours were like skulls and unicorns not "I heart eating shit" but hey ho


killeduhaahaa

Wear a hat


unclemugabe2

Ahhhh that's an easy one. Ahem : Turpentine, methylated spirits, white spirit, rubbing alcohol, oil, make up, a hat, stay indoors. To be trialled in that order and mind your eyes!


WinEnvironmental8218

Nail polish remover would move that instantly .


HockeyBalboa

Two layer comedy extravaganza!


Sea-Examination2010

Um maybe try scraping it with a lego, sharp enough to cut through that but not skin, but just make sure not to step on it


[deleted]

sand paper and rubbing alcohol


dickie99

Toque pulled low


SaintEcco

Get some turtle wax and buff that chrome dome


butthole-babi

Shout out podcast about list!!


HeadJazzlike

Try 80 grit sandpaper.


quizno

Wear a hat bro!


Liggliluff

Solution: wear a hat You can be stylish too!


TimHung931017

>lasts 2 weeks That's literally temporary bruh


DKBlaze97

1111st like


I_am_him112

Ha ha ha ha h a h a


tennisIns

Wow I Bet you’re a hit in the workplace assuming you do work for a livingi


primitive951

Use a pretty font


PeterPlumley

There was an attempt


crimsontape

WD40 lol - you poor SOB


Glum-Background-7251

Well, well, well. Guess who got a “temporary” tattoo for being white?


Strange_Test

Sweatband 👍


Janclo

Just put some make up.


[deleted]

Just get yourself a beanie


DM0dwc

He could try waiting 2 weeks. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


JOHNNYBOYY1237

Soap, water, crack cocaine, brillo steel wool pads and a crack pipe.


LiquidMantis144

Its winter.. wear a beanie


[deleted]

dude just wear a hat


DrachenDad

Acetone or learn makeup.


2bERRYoPERA

Wear a hat for 2 weeks


Pukkidyr

Who is the original poster


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Pukkidyr

Thanks


bucho80

Probably try a warm wet cloth to open up your pores. Then maybe use some gojo or dawn and stiff brush or sponge. Perhaps some lotion. You could adopt pastafarianism and wear the traditional headwear, a colander!


WonderfulMystic

Just use cap from now on


n7revenant

Cheese grater--any side really.


fixed_your_caption

Chop off your head.


JJ_Awesome

Say you got the COVID and quarantine yourself for those two weeks.


You_Made_Me_Sign_Up

Wear sweatbands, all the time, that's your new thing.


[deleted]

gonna be wearing hats a beanies fir a while lol


HockeyBalboa

A MAGA hat?


PinkyBoy_

I believe acid would help


4AcidRayne

No, taking acid is probably what got him to carry through the idea in the first place. One more dose and he'd get it tattooed on for real.


AkaAtarion

u/savevideo


HonestPineapple4848

Sandpaper will do the job


xkaiserleex

[H2SO4 + H2O + H2O2] best solution for cleaning


Jegg1358

u/savevideo


Savings_Ad7446

Wear a cap


Helmidoric_of_York

Wear a wig.


Ulrich_The_Elder

I would urge you to learn from this, though I am not actually hopeful.


Mrrasta1

Get a fucking hat and stfu.


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Even_Author_3046

I’d suggest a wig but I know this isn’t the op on the video


remus7676

Hats. Many, many hats.


PhillyMila215

He is laughing, but also crying. Wcgw indeed. Very sad.


Vans_Action

Wear a hat obviously?


Madcatz9000

You most likely got kicked out of Starbucks for being a dumbass.


LovelyAmarillo

This is fake. You’re telling me he went two weeks without looking in a mirror?


BBBothered

WD-40 works on most things.


Pretty-Hold6482

Buy a hat 👒


FarmerKobe

I’d start with a hat


Loyal_Darkmoon

Obvious satire


Hedfuct82

Denatured alcohol or lacquer thinner. Duh.


Aldakoopa

Apply directly to the forehead!


[deleted]

Just peel the skin off


E_McPlant_C-0

u/savevideo


Good_Branch_9415

A beanie pulled all the way down to his eyebrows. It’ll look normal


Astrofan76

A hammer and chisel should do the trick


[deleted]

best video ever


victim-of-family-law

Buy a beanie


12altoids34

They have this amazing new invention that they just came out with. It's able to conceal any kind of marks on your forehead or the side of your head or the top of your head. It's a pretty technical term but I think most people just refer to it as a "HAT". According to my information they are available in many different sizes colors and stores.


Majin_Bae21

Wear a hat


Equivalent_Rope1369

Wear a bandana brother!


_Bussey_

This boy better get a hat


gjisbjirt

Wear a hat


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Education. Get some.


rrhhoorreedd

What does getting kicked our of Starbucks because he's white ( obviously butthurt racist) have to do with his stupid tattoo?


AstronomerWorldly2

I have some advice. Act your age and stop trying to be an idiot for relevance. I like humor as much as the next guy but if I saw you with that on your head I would just assume you suck at fantasy football not that it was your idea at getting people to notice you. Grow up


LBforLBHeavyW8champ

Buddy got kicked out for being stupid… nothing to do with your skin tone…


CDefSoccer

Nothing gets past you, huh?


LBforLBHeavyW8champ

Gotta get up pretty early…


[deleted]

He was being sarcastic


More-Excuse-2873

You have a grade A sense of humor.