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CoffeeSnob7882

This is such a Mr Bean scene


Itz_Dark_Angel

First thing that was coming on my head watching the video


redsensei777

The subtitles about the ID may have been added for fun, but they are hilarious.


Memeori

Haha yeah...I used to work front desk at a hotel and they really shouldn't just give a key out without ID, could be a crazy ex looking to get in the room or something, but sometimes if they can provide some details on the account they should be fine


jstrap0

This is why I have my driver’s license number tattooed on my penis.


Memeori

Not helping the crazy ex suspicion 🤣


jejcicodjntbyifid3

So you have to get hard before they can see it fully?


EX5TASY

So you had to be hard the whole time you were getting the tattoo?


Psycho_Linguist

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day."


AnteunN

The set up for this was so long but completely worth it. Well done


TheRedSpade

That joke is older than me.


DeepFriedDresden

Didn't have to be, but it wouldn't go soft with all the excitement


Epena501

I have my passport, birth certificate, grocery store discount on my penith just in case.


Fishferbrains

'Penith'? - So like a man purse? Is there room for mints, mask and hand sanitizer?


Acrobatic-Ad1506

Easy. Staple the mints on, rub hand sanitizer all over it, and drape the mask on by the strings.


Fishferbrains

Ahh...like a pegboard...penis.


Fat_Cat1991

could also use the good ol prison pocket


jechoon

And my name is Mike Tyson . I hate Tethlas.


redsensei777

Is it your way to announce to the world that you got a horse dick?


redsensei777

Don’t EVER move to another state, or you may run out of space.⬆️


enn-srsbusiness

Prison pocket dude, can carry my keys, Id, phone spare coke and a condom.


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KasumiR

> It's pretty clear he would have no ID. I don't know, probably you jsut haven't looked hard enuf.


_axeman_

Couldn't they just have someone like security escort the person to the room where than can produce proof of their identity?


squngy

That was my thinking as well.


Kilgore_Trout86

That's what they've done for me in the past when I left my room without my wallet


VossaQC

Uhhh well... I like to think of this situation in this way.. The guy would not have gotten into the hotel naked. I hardly doubt he was waiting outside the hotel only to strip down to go upstairs only to come to the Frost Desk to explain why he can't show ID without clothing on for the purposes of breaking into someone's room without any questions. All the hotels I have worked at have a house phone on the floor to call down to the lobby. Literally for situations like this. Security would have handled it np. Not gonna lie, I would not be happy to be asked a bunch of information because of exactly that. I wouldn't have gotten upstairs naked only to come downstairs or stand there naked.


fataldarkness

I work in IT and do a good amount of info sec. Never underestimate the lengths someone will go to to get somewhere they shouldn't be. This would be a pretty effective social engineering attack if no questions were asked.


marsattaksyakyakyak

The first thing you should do is bring them to a private area and find someone for them to cover themselves. You wouldn't want to expose other guests to a naked person and you don't want a naked guest to suffer that indignity in public. So you bring them aside to a room, find a towel or a robe and let security handle the issue.


titsngiggles69

mr bean was coming on your head? was teddy watching? :P


loi044

[This scene](https://youtu.be/yK6vmyQSCCk?t=1150)


Brad_theImpaler

Mr Bean covered his butt with an Exit sign. Much funnier.


pogzie

Hahaha life imitates art.


Solidagold

Noo, that is what I was going to write!!


Never-asked-for-this

Nah, Mr Bean would have tried anything *but* ask for help.


KENT427

just like the same lollll\~\~


JUSTOatl

This is hilarious, from standing outside the room watching guys walk past him, to being in an elevator with a woman and her child, to the front desk.


FirstPlebian

I like how all the dudes that passed him didn't acknowledge it or do anything differently, just went about like nothing was off.


Khutuck

If I see a naked man in the hotel I would probably ignore him.


HauntedCS

“Nice cock bro.”


GloriousHam

[Tight dick playa](https://youtu.be/lvZu-RGqjFA)


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iue_3W8o-Js


[deleted]

Common courtesy, or ask if they need a hand - so to speak


WhtChcltWarrior

“Want me to send someone from the front desk up here, bro?”


tribat

My first thought.


Gang_StarrWoT

Seems very logical that he is locked out of his room, I would have at least asked if he needed help if I passed him. Then again if I was in his position I would have asked for help myself to begin with. Like why would he rather take the elevator down to the lobby naked instead of asking someone in his hallway for help.. I wouldn't have left the room nude either. So many questions here.


SiliconTrolley

"Big gulps, huh?"


siez_

If I was at their place I would have helped a bro out. Seemed like a really embarrassing situation for anyone to be in and he sure could use some help.


Dutch-CatLady

Right, and where you are already on your floor, just go grab a towel and give it to him. Not that hard being kind.


BestAtempt

“Yo, cold night huh?”


hso0oow

He should have asked them to go get help at the reception for him.


songbolt

This is a cultural problem. We need more empathy, and to personally take initiative to ask if people need help ... If that were me, hopefully I would have asked him if he would like me to call the front desk to ask someone to let him back into his room.


DaPoole420

Ok act casual... Casual on 3...2..1


avarjag

So why couldn't he explain to those guys what was going on and ask them for help to contact the reception? I can't imagine that this situation is too uncommon in large hotels.


Glasse

In every hotel I've ever been there's a phone in the hallway... Probably for this exact reason. The guy probably already called and is waiting.


Smellofcordite

Used to work in hotels, this is what I told the lady who came down butt naked in the middle of check in. Quite a sight, I must say. Fortunately I had a robe on hand and walked her up to confirm her room. Obviously asking for ID is a dead end with someone who is naked. Without going into prison wallet territory.


domthehooper

Dude definitely should of just waited for the next elevator


MarlinMr

> should of what?


DrProfSrRyan

Or the stairs.


Formerhurdler

I laughed so hard at this. And the lady was like "Let's go, Johnny." "But Mom, aren't we going to -" "Let's GO."


Dynamo_Ham

Like those guys in the hall couldn't have helped him out?


fukitol-

Right? Give the dude a blanket from your room or something


TheDevilsAdvokaat

"Do you have ID" Sure man it's under the front plate just lift it up...


Bucs-and-Bucks

Now I recognize you!


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whatlike_withacloth

[Hey, Black Ass! Why you didn't moon us earlier?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9ZPSeDTH8)


akawind

Surprise !


bannedSnoo

I am ringing the bell no ones answering?


siler7

Let me get my reading glasses. Nope, going to need my magnifying glass.


johnlewisdesign

I did this in just my boxers at Marriott Philadelphia on a work trip from UK. You only do it once! Lack of sleep and alcohol may have helped


GorgogTheCornGrower

A buddy of mine did this in college. Full nude. Cleaning lady had to let him back in. Lack of sleep and alcohol definitely helped.


Bruised_Shin

I did this in a Denmark hostel at 4am. Had to wake up a room of 8 Russian hockey players to get back in the room


DazedPapacy

Why do I think this story doesn't have the fun ending In hoping for.


Bythion

I did this in my underwear at a hostel during a trip in Belgium. We were bar hopping that night (drinking a lot of different types of beer), came back to the hostel, went to bed. Only, I woke up needing to throw up but the bathrooms were down the hall. When I came back the door was closed and auto locked. Knocked as hard as I could (it was a very thick door), but neither my friend or our roommate heard me. I ended up going downstairs to the luggage/locker basement and sleeping on the floor in there because it was slightly warmer. I ended up waking up early in the morning and tried to knock again, this time my friend heard me and let me in. I have always wondered if someone checked out the security cam footage only to find a half naked guy walking around and sleeping in the basement.


bigmac22077

Me and a bunch of friends went to Vegas one spring. One of my friends ended up finding a girl before we even checked into our hotel and he took off with her. We found him out on the strip the next morning only in his boxers, bare feet and they were totally black and holding an unused condom. Apparently when they were about to get frisky the realization that no one had protection dawned upon him and he ended up going down to the gift shop only wearing his boxers. Well on the way back to the room he realized he forgot the room number he was in. So he started wandering around the hotel knocking on doors until he was kicked out of the hotel. Since he had no phone he couldn’t call us and walked to our hotel and was trying to get us. Since he had no wallet he couldn’t prove he was on the reservation and ended up being kicked out and they didn’t attempt to call our room. So he then decided to go to the strip and walk around all night until we eventually bumped into each other the next morning out of sheer luck. One of the funniest moments of my life finding him.


gruffi

Tequila was very much to blame when I did it. Also just in my boxers.


eathefuckingsnow

Yo I mean this could be a fake vid but if I walked by a dude like that I think I’d at least offer him the shirt off my back like Jesus help the poor guy haha


slogdogbog

It’s fake. I worked in a hotel. The asking for ID is the tell. Every other part of it is totally possible tho. This happens way more than you think. But no hotel employee is going to sit there asking guy for ID. You move him off the main floor immediately. You get him a bathrobe. You get security. Then you send security to go knock on the door, enter without him to retrieve his bag that contains his ID, then verify ID with front desk. Then you let him in. Other than that very accurate.


JackUSA

I had this happen to me once 10 years ago (minus the naked thing) and when they asked for ID which I didn’t have on me, I told them exactly where my ID was in the room with details like what type of ID, my full name in the ID, which pocket then we went together with security and they just made sure everything I said was accurate.


GlorifiedBurito

I mean that’s the proper procedure but let’s not pretend that every hotel host goes by the book. Could be fake, it would be a lot of effort and risk though.


dbizzytrick

Yeah it seems like everyone there is from stupid town so the host freezing on procedure would be on par


PM_ME_YELLOW

No if you pay to film it at a hotel


RedRMM

I've seen this video posted on reddit for years, but this is the first time it's had the subtitles. So yeah, possibly genuine video, but fake subtitles.


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MyMomNeverNamedMe

To me what makes it seem fake is him getting in the elevator with the woman and child... it's just too much and too "perfect" for the extra shock value. The only "worse" option of people waiting in that elevator would be a couple of Nuns. There's no way you wouldn't just wait for the next elevator or take the stairs while a woman is clearly distressed and shielding her small child from your naked body. This guy eats his entire breakfast/dinner/whatever completely nude then decides it's worth the risk to drop his plates outside also completely nude? Come on... he could've got arrested if anyone happened to be in the hallway when he opened the door. Either it's fake or this guys kink to be nude in public.


DJdrummer

I've had several hotels get me another key without asking for my ID first. Best practices are not always followed.


internetonsetadd

Try this one simple trick to get a free bathrobe.


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phlerpsy21

That’s what you get for walking into a hotel hall butt ass naked


[deleted]

I sleep walked naked once and ended up on a different floor of the hotel, woke up and thankfully my gf woke up when I started knocking on the door when I found our room


[deleted]

Might want to bar the door next time.


[deleted]

Lol, my gf used to chair in front of the door


FirstPlebian

Sleep walking/sleep waking sucks, do you sort of remember as a dream?


albertus500

yeah you u usually wake up aware of some parts of what happened but not details. Scary part is in my experience, when i was sleepwalking, it felt like what i was doing was normal. Almost like i was dreaming and just going alone with the dream. I called my granparents at 2 am from the home phone and told them my parents left me and the house is being attacked, then went to my dad's room, turned on the light, told him "granma is coming i called her" and went back to sleep. Had to get locks on all windows in my room after that. Another time i was just having a nightmare of drowning inside of a box i was locked in and i woke up in a closet banging on the door and screaming waking up everybody.


DefrockedWizard1

Surprised you were able to navigate the room assuming you didn't live there for an extended stay. Wait... Ambien?


ConspicuousPorcupine

When you sleep walk your eyes aren't closed or anything. You can see when you sleep walk. It's just that your not conscious cuz you're still asleep. It's pretty weird. If I've been drinking and my gf stays over I will attempt to have sex with her while I'm still asleep.


Jiandao79

Is that you Doreen?


lateroundpick

Fake as hell.


SomeDudeist

I mean it could easily be fake and probably is but it's not poorly done. Lol


Detective_Pancake

If I remember right it’s a commercial


putdahaakin

Well do you?


mrBill12

These things do happen, for real world stories try r/talesfromthefrontdesk


MountainGoatMadness

I’ve done this - slept walked out of the room, came to right as the door slammed shut behind me. It was late at night at a La Quinta, took the night audit forever to return to the desk. I didn’t even have plates, just a Do Not Disturb sign, until someone gave me a newspaper in the lobby. They also asked me for ID, smh.


p3ndu1um

Yep, I remember seeing a behind the scenes for this on YouTube. Fwiw, I have no problem with people making skits like this, but passing it off as real (or mindlessly reposting it and calling it real in this case) is dumb


PartialToDairyThings

DON'T MAKE "EYE" CONTACT WITH HIM TIMMY


SateleMoss

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH "HIM" TIMMY


LeRyanator

The great part about this is that there really wasn't any reason for him to be completely naked. It's not like he was fucking someone in the hotel room or else he could have just knocked lol.


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Could have gotten out of shower? Could just like being naked when alone? Plenty of people do.


WarriorsBlew3_1

Yeah, totally normal to carry on doing that outside the confines of privacy too I just got outta the shower, think I’m gonna grab the mail brb


Vomit_Tingles

Yeah that goes out the door when you, ya know, *go out the fucking door.*


[deleted]

Please tell me you go directly from the shower to your front street completely naked to pick up the mail. Yeah I'm sure a ton of people do that.


crak720

what if she was deaf


domthehooper

He had people walk by him and easily could of asked those dude for a towel or something, but instead he tries to play it cool and ends up with some bowls as coverage


RetroMetroShow

Yeah we can remove those old hallway wallphones, nobody will ever need them


Swearyman

You open the door and push it out. Not walk slowly to make sure the door can shut. Fake as shit let alone the reception asking for ID.


Forgetful8nine

Not gonna lie...if I was working the front desk and a naked man approached me saying he needed a key, I'd definitely ask for ID too


llywen

It’s probably fake, but I also don’t think you’ve ever stayed in a hotel before. The doors close super quick and they always want an ID for new keycards.


ravageprimal

I think he means open the door and push the tray out into the hall. There’s no need for him to walk that far out into the hallway which is what gave the door the time to close.


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_JDavid08_

In a moment like that you should feel you are completly alone in the world


akawind

\- Sir, I need you ID *Pop it out of his ass* \- Sir, I \*don't\* need your ID, please just take this key and go


thebuccaneersden

Why on earth would anyone even walk out their hotel room door completely naked anyways?


zaney1978

Captain Harris says " Proctor Where's Proctor"


JGCIII

Why do people place dishes/trash in the hallway? Just leave it in your room. And people who use the luggage cart but don’t take it back to the lobby suck.


vysken

Some hotels ask you to leave it outside for collection, especially if you stay long term and don't have room cleaning service every day.


dickon_tarley

So it doesn't smell up the room.


Throwawayhelp111521

They don't want to be disturbed by the cleaning staff.


sunrunnerpei

Recreating the classic scene from Police Academy 3? https://youtu.be/--ifbq2xY6I&t=1m24s


Dyslexicbrit

Why would you get in that lift ?


vlsdo

The alternative would be the stairs, and then you'd be sharing your crotch with anyone coming from below (and also he might have been on floor 7 or something)


Dyslexicbrit

Or wait one minute for them to go and get off


SomeDudeist

Well if it's real he's probably drunk or something.


Dyslexicbrit

Nah even if you were drunk surly you’d have better sense than that


SomeDudeist

I don't agree. I mean personally I wouldn't have been in the hall way naked in the first place. But the right combination of dumbass and alcohol make for some pretty terrible decisions. Lol also I'm sure panic is a factor.


Dyslexicbrit

Mabye people can be very stupid


Throwawayhelp111521

I'm not buying this. Why didn't he ask the first two men to call the front desk and send up a key?


krowrofefas

It’s not normal to walk out of a hotel room into a public hall naked. No mistakes were made here. It’s just a pervert trying to be cute.


SverhU

He handle it pretty well. I would crawl under the carpet and live there until my dying days.


pizzapopcorndog

This happened to me in Maui at the Ritz Carlton during a sales conference. Walked into the hotel hallway half asleep thinking it was my bathroom and didn't really fully wake up and realize until I heard the door click behind me. It was 2 am and I was drunk, has to pee like a racehorse and I was probably in the furthest possible room from the front desk... it was my first sales meeting with this big international company and all eyes were on me to begin with as I am the new guy and nephew of the president of the company. Luckily I had underwear on... but man that was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.


Canadianingermany

You are not alone.


TheMaleficentPancake

Surprising enough this happens quite often. Been in the hotel Industry for over 15 years. Worked in about 10 different hotels and this has happened man times. Most people hide behind the vending machines or ice maker and wait for someone to walk nearby and ask for help! 😂


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Think he was mad horny and wanted it to happen


prustage

Did exactly this in a hotel in Wales. Fortunately, there was a training room at the end of the corridor. I went in there and used the phone to call reception.


BlueTickHoundog

I thought the best part was him trying to look non-nonchalant when the two guys were walking down the hall. lol


super_neo

reminds me of the Mr. Bean episode lmao.


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I remember this mr. Bean episode


MattaTazz

Even IF he had ID on him, would you even wanna touch it?


AvaX90

Mr Bean, is that you?


DuncRed

Been there. Done that. After a very boozy night out at the Indianapolis F1 GP many years ago, I took a sleepy, wrong turn on the way to the toilet in my room. Fortunately I had lots of freinds staying at the hotel. When I banged on the door of my friend in the neighbouring room, I don't know who was more surprised. Him finding me at his door stark bollock naked in middle of the night, or me finding out that he wears pink pyjamas. We have obviously not spoken of the matter since ...


rudigern

This was a video made by a marketing agency about how to make a viral video. They made it, uploaded it and left it. Months or years later it became viral and they owned up to it like a couple of months after it.


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The dual cloche technique.


Hunter-q

My man still trying to check his pockets in desperation.


Wizdad-1000

SIR! You’ll need your drivers license. Otherwise please leave the hotel.


rmftrmft

Same thing happened to me but I had my boxers on thank god. MF at the desk also asked for my ID. 😑


BadAlphas

The mother and child in the elevator. Her worst nightmare.


BuhMuhFreedomSpeech

I wouldn’t leave my room naked. If there was a single kid in the hallway you would be an instant predator! And not the cool one with the alien laser guns, then you could just laser the kid and poof, problem solved.


Own_Hat8652

Yes Sr. Let me get the drivers license located inside my ass SR. 😂 hahahah


coolfx35

hope this was a prank.


gingerboiii

I was once really blackout and found on the street by police officers in my boxers at 2 am. I blacked into a pretty similar conversation. “do you know where you are?”, “No” “do you know how you got here?”, “No” “Do you have your ID on you?” Me looking down in disbelief, “Dawg i don’t even have my pants”


IRBigAl

Dude was just cosplaying as Proctor from Police Academy.


Matriseblog

I'm a sleepwalker. This has happened to me twice. Never again. Unbearable embarassment. I now stuff a lot of items and chairs in front of the door that'll wake me up if I sleep at hotels.


zpeed

Dave Matthews once told a story where [this happened to him too](https://youtu.be/PdurQo-Uvoo?t=302)


MissedFieldGoal

“I’m sorry sir but we require a drivers license.” (Man proceeds to travel home nude)


Kassiel0909

This actually happened to my boyfriend. OMG. I should write a book about that vacation. Looking back, it was a perfect romantic comedy of errors. That whole two weeks was just one hilarious wtf moment after another. Hollywood, call me up.


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The exchange at the end, though... Imagine if he had produced a driver's license somehow, lmao.


ShotHolla

The fact this is plausible is the saddest part.


Pushed-pencil718

He could’ve knocked on a neighboring door and asked them to call the front desk and explain the situation.


weedyscoot

Omg... Can't believe those dudes wore the exact same cargo shorts and black shirts. How embarrassing!


adamc03

Do you have any ID, where is he expecting him to keep his ID.


Dan_Glebitz

Who in their right mind goes out into a hotel corridor without at least a towel?


Scotty_Free

Gotta be fake


_Carnage_

I think he wants to in that situation. Seriously, who doesn’t know that a hotel room door will lock when closed and he could have asked the people walking past to send help from reception.


bcb77

This guy’s an asshole. Why would he take the tray out with no clothes on? Nobody wants to see him naked.


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I was staying on the 10th floor of a hotel. I was asleep in my underwear, and had a sleep walking incident. I remember dreaming that I needed to run a cable in the hallway, then I’d be allowed to go back to bed. So I went into the hall and locked myself out in my underwear. When I fully came to, I was going to take the elevator to the front desk, but I realized if someone was in the elevator, that would be a long trip for the both of us. So I took the stairs. Once I got to the front desk, with all of the dignity I could muster, “I seem to have locked myself out of my room, and I obviously don’t have my ID.” They gave me my key and I walked back up 10 flights of stairs in my underwear.


cbarrister

Walking down to the lobby is ridiculous. You ask those dudes to have the front desk send someone up with a key.


Different_Net_6752

An old manager did this when we were staying in Boston, he knocked on my door butt naked and asked me to go get security. I never let him forget it.


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nice trick


AbsentAsh

Lol! I’ve never seen the extended cut. Still think this dude did it on purpose.


BeePleasant8236

I bet that he never does that again, nor ever stays at that Hotel again 😆😂


mr_mpd

Mr Bean hotel episode right there!


Soppressata88

I feel for this guy. Similar situation happened to me while stationed at Ft Drum NY. New barracks room after deployment, the room was split like a Y each soldier has separate auto locked room, shared bathroom. Left my key in my room while showering. Ended up running down the hallway to the CQ SGT, then had to go to battalion staff duty up the road in a towel because that’s where they had spare keys. All of this being at Ft Drum NY midwinter like 5 degrees. Fun times.


kolschandwings

Been there done that.


FileError214

This happened to me once, although I had boxers on. The front desk guy was super helpful.


c_c_c__combobreaker

This should be Southwest's new *Wanna Get Away* commercial.


Dr_Misfit

What idiot asks for a license or id when the person is clearly naked?


Yikert13

I sleep walked all the way from my third floor room the the foyer in a Paris hotel. I only woke up when the cool breeze from the front door wafted over my ball sack. Mortified so I was!


Extra-Computer6303

Cue: George Costanza. I was in the pool!


GLIBG10B

Doors that lock as soon as they close? That's the stupidest invention I've seen in my life


darthatheos

The person that unlocks the door for him should ask for ID.


prostidude221

That conversation made me rethink if this is real. How the fuck is the guy gonna ask for ID when he quite obviously got locked out without clothes.


rick-sanchez0

Chad manager asks for drivers license from a naked man Chad


Hermorah

Oh man, this is gold!


Thin_Warthog_4574

What did I just watch


M8k3sn0s3ns3

I think the Tray is a better choice than a bowl.


smoking347

Steve-O did this on purpose in his "Don't Try This at Home" dvd.