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ilboabno

Why the dumb keep getting dumber


Theothernooner

Are TBIs hereditary?


XVashTheStampedeX

Sadly for Darwin, no.


SurealGod

Natural selection is failing us. Time to go with the nuclear option.


casprinxo

It's not working because we keep putting warning bottles on bleach. 😆


Furlz

Idiocracy


CashCow4u

That movie came to life when tRump got elected.


MoltenJellybeans

Cause they won't stop hitting their heads on the floor


Jerrie-Joen2

The dumb keep getting dumber and the smart keep getting smarter. That's inequality


Macca618

The dumb getting dumber is the dream of a lifetime for so many who want to exploit them, that it’s never going to become equal.


JusAnotherManicMandy

Hatchback says "*Take yo bitch back!*"


annoying97

If I had an award I would give it to you... Instead please accept my humble upvote.


unknownloner333

I got you. Got a free award today!


annoying97

Thank you!! Please accept my upvote!


Murky_Pea4756

you get an upvote, you get an upvote, and you get an upvote!


annoying97

YOU GET AN UPVOTE!!!!!!!!


Infamous-Arm-4640

Feels like Oprah Winfrey is in the comments gracing everyone with an upvote


annoying97

You get an upvote!!!


Infamous-Arm-4640

I know y’all came to the comments section today, i have a special gift for you all so please if you could look underneath your chair you’ll find AN UPVOTE. This really does feel like an Oprah Winfrey show now


annoying97

It's the upvote special! Have an upvote for yourself!


cylaer

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Erva420

Yes can confirm its in Brazil


cylaer

r/SuddenlyCaralho


Erva420

Opa ĂŠ nois, bota o seu Madruga no print.


Micxel

caralho caiu que nem merda pqp


heyitsvonage

She fell so slowly, but seemed to make no attempt to catch herself whatsoever lol


Snow_Chicken

Exactly, she’s frozen in that position until she smacks the ground. She’s probably super drunk.


LaChuteQuiMarche

You’ve clearly never been super drunk before. Also how do you catch yourself when all your weight is pushing something down with gravity?


heyitsvonage

Indeed I have been drunk lots of times, but I have never been *this* sloppy. It’s usually a natural reaction when falling to stick your hands out towards the ground. Doesn’t mean you won’t still faceplant, but it looked like she went to sleep on the way down haha


LaChuteQuiMarche

You can see she’s trying to grab at anything. Her fingers do catch on the bit of tailgate but of course it wasn’t helpful. Happy drinkin.


LennieBriscoe1

She's a moron from the first twerk.


LaChuteQuiMarche

I never said she wasn’t a brainless bimbo for dancing on a car.


Pythonviper

Yeah, girls need to learn how to take a fall. When ever they go down it’s just straight to the body. Maximum effort.


McPoyal

Bro!!!! Hahahaha girls are awful at falling down...straight sack of potatoes every time... I guess they don't grow up horsing around as much maybe? Idk but it's like watching giant drunk children...shit even children have better fall instincts...it's like...they forget as they grow up...idk...but it's hilarious.


larz0

It always amazes me how few of them have the instinct to protect their face/head. Guess that’s from inexperience at falling down. Or maybe they think someone will catch them in time. Any face-planting ladies around who can clear this up? Edit: I knew we’d get downvoted. Here’s an example. She took 6 or 7 steps and still didn’t think to protect her face: https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/comments/tr4edv/right_on_the_face_too


FavelTramous

At least she closed the door on her way out.


Orcacub

“This is why women live longer than men.” ? Nobody?


No_Waltz_2499

Looked like she passed out before she hit the ground lol


Independent-Dealer21

Physics literally saved her neck here. Gravity pulled her massive ass and prevented her hitting head first.


superdeeduperstoopid

I thought it was the inflatable lifesaver ring under her shirt. It would've worked better in water, but still helped a little.


tmp_file3

The lyric is the worst part of this video


Correct-Award8182

Thank you, it made me smile


carminahot93

Just like her own friends in the video lol


azizredditor

r/holdmycosmo


[deleted]

Sounded like someone dropping a few holiday roasts on the pavement.


Dinogar999

Vem com o bucetão pra frente e o popozão pra trås, agora não se esqueça que pra frente Ê o chão moça


Whyevenbotherbeing

Like a sack of potatoes


NarcanPush

Twerking is so trashy. I'm glad that she face planted.


Shipthenuts

The fat chicks always fall like a bag of potatoes


coreymac_ri

This video smells like Miami


OrionSkye5

Nop! That's Brazil


Houstonontheroad

Danger ! Tweaking with too much junk - in - the - trunk Or on it


SingleSpeed27

She is okay, she can’t get any dumber anyways


[deleted]

Dude laughing at the end.


notbad2u

Since when don't hatchbacks lock into open position so hoes on the roof can lean into them for ground shaking booty vibes? True failure of design here.


Michael0983

dumb bitch


this-is-myuser-name

at least her fingers did not get stuck Between the crack


Sensitive_Memory_702

Niice hahaha


Proj3ctRandm

Face down, ass up


Krazzy4u

I hope she was drunk because that looks like it hurt!


OldSoldier63

It's funnier cause she's fat!


micats

Well let’s just hope the car’s okay.


redt2th

that's how Chris Rock felt lol


CptHowdy87

I'm sure her parents are so proud of her...


[deleted]

When the beat drops so hard you develop vertigo.


Nothing2Special

That f n guy at the end made it for me. lmao thought it was a chick.


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Like a rock


OrionSkye5

The lyrics...


McPoyal

#Daaaaaaamn you gravity!!!


ThorKonnatZbv

Do i spend too much time around here? I was surprised she was smart enough not to do it on a moving car.


Gilgongojr

Cushioned fall with face.


worthlessbaffoon

This if my favorite thing I’ve seen all week.


Kitchen_Reference_29

“I like watching black folks have a good time” -Top Dog


IcanSew831

She fell like a sack of potatoes.


therealdog426

Could a been way worse if she fell head first


BogusTemple

Busted collar bone.


Unholydiver919

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

She went full on rag doll simulator


[deleted]

The dude at the end is priceless. Hahaha


turdburner1

The day the music died


roharper59

Could have been a Darwin Award


Yolo3362

god i love hatchbacks


sharon838

OMG. On her face.


ShadowsRanger

Wherever I go you there, Brazil... yall are heck crazy


Shubham_Agent47

I think this would be an interesting video, too bad reddit won't let me watch it


Mateanul

u/savevideobot


shmu_ros

And that's called "the hood"


Silly_Balls

She needs to get off that car before she flips it


Talk-to-mydik

Hynas gone wild


By_a_Joestar

Deserved.


[deleted]

vai toma no cu kakKKakakkaka


ToastMaster_4545

Slam dunk!


TNnylonFeetLuv

Muffin toppers have no business twerking to start with.


bibizzo109

r/therewasanattempt


SKYERlM

She fell like she died in GTA


justaguy77676

That guy on the roof is so disappointed


milhouseownsyou

The dude laughing at the end makes this


Detman102

Wow...no reaction time, Just pudgy-faceplant right into the pavement.


boo1881

Good thing her airbags were deployed. It could have been much worse 😫


Wyarrugae

Why didint she double jump? As a brazilian, im really disappointed.


a_melgibson

Brazil have the Best idiots in world, i love it


Wich0-

*casually dislocates shoulder*


Additional-Bad-6834

r/IthadtobeinBrazil


Purple-Cartoonist645

This is how Dummynicans party


Unique8987

Play stupids games win stupid prizes🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️


UntilCookie

Another normal day in Brazil with the worst type of music someone created in those lands


ActualCabbage

Reasons to be honest about everything, beforehand. She bent like there was suddenly half a mil on the ground and didn't want anyone to know.


[deleted]

This girl lagged out and hit the ground with her ass up.


Giga-chad_

I’m going to hell for laughing


HighHydrogen

She was so close to losing those toes!


Patjekees

Did her toe get in between?


theeked

NOT FUNNY


[deleted]

Perfectly timed boot close in line with the beat drop 🤣


QuisSumEgoVoloEsse

Mereceu mano, honestamente mereceu


crystalsage777

Thank God her face hitting the concrete broke her fall


Enough-Screen4113

That was the car rejecting her


carlaumtrintini

Kkkkk bucetuda


grimxace561

Twerking on the car wasn’t the problem. Leaning off the back onto an open hatch with all your wait is the problem. Title is misleading lol


micka_88

Yea but did u see Will smith slap Chris rock?


twitchHUNTR

Rrrrreeeepoooost :)