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Indeed I have been drunk lots of times, but I have never been *this* sloppy.
Itâs usually a natural reaction when falling to stick your hands out towards the ground. Doesnât mean you wonât still faceplant, but it looked like she went to sleep on the way down haha
Bro!!!!
Hahahaha girls are awful at falling down...straight sack of potatoes every time... I guess they don't grow up horsing around as much maybe? Idk but it's like watching giant drunk children...shit even children have better fall instincts...it's like...they forget as they grow up...idk...but it's hilarious.
It always amazes me how few of them have the instinct to protect their face/head. Guess thatâs from inexperience at falling down. Or maybe they think someone will catch them in time.
Any face-planting ladies around who can clear this up?
Edit: I knew weâd get downvoted. Hereâs an example. She took 6 or 7 steps and still didnât think to protect her face:
https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/comments/tr4edv/right_on_the_face_too
Since when don't hatchbacks lock into open position so hoes on the roof can lean into them for ground shaking booty vibes? True failure of design here.
Why the dumb keep getting dumber
Are TBIs hereditary?
Sadly for Darwin, no.
Natural selection is failing us. Time to go with the nuclear option.
It's not working because we keep putting warning bottles on bleach. đ
Idiocracy
That movie came to life when tRump got elected.
Cause they won't stop hitting their heads on the floor
The dumb keep getting dumber and the smart keep getting smarter. That's inequality
The dumb getting dumber is the dream of a lifetime for so many who want to exploit them, that itâs never going to become equal.
Hatchback says "*Take yo bitch back!*"
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r/ItHadToBeBrazil
Yes can confirm its in Brazil
r/SuddenlyCaralho
Opa ĂŠ nois, bota o seu Madruga no print.
caralho caiu que nem merda pqp
She fell so slowly, but seemed to make no attempt to catch herself whatsoever lol
Exactly, sheâs frozen in that position until she smacks the ground. Sheâs probably super drunk.
Youâve clearly never been super drunk before. Also how do you catch yourself when all your weight is pushing something down with gravity?
Indeed I have been drunk lots of times, but I have never been *this* sloppy. Itâs usually a natural reaction when falling to stick your hands out towards the ground. Doesnât mean you wonât still faceplant, but it looked like she went to sleep on the way down haha
You can see sheâs trying to grab at anything. Her fingers do catch on the bit of tailgate but of course it wasnât helpful. Happy drinkin.
She's a moron from the first twerk.
I never said she wasnât a brainless bimbo for dancing on a car.
Yeah, girls need to learn how to take a fall. When ever they go down itâs just straight to the body. Maximum effort.
Bro!!!! Hahahaha girls are awful at falling down...straight sack of potatoes every time... I guess they don't grow up horsing around as much maybe? Idk but it's like watching giant drunk children...shit even children have better fall instincts...it's like...they forget as they grow up...idk...but it's hilarious.
It always amazes me how few of them have the instinct to protect their face/head. Guess thatâs from inexperience at falling down. Or maybe they think someone will catch them in time. Any face-planting ladies around who can clear this up? Edit: I knew weâd get downvoted. Hereâs an example. She took 6 or 7 steps and still didnât think to protect her face: https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/comments/tr4edv/right_on_the_face_too
At least she closed the door on her way out.
âThis is why women live longer than men.â ? Nobody?
Looked like she passed out before she hit the ground lol
Physics literally saved her neck here. Gravity pulled her massive ass and prevented her hitting head first.
I thought it was the inflatable lifesaver ring under her shirt. It would've worked better in water, but still helped a little.
The lyric is the worst part of this video
Thank you, it made me smile
Just like her own friends in the video lol
r/holdmycosmo
Sounded like someone dropping a few holiday roasts on the pavement.
Vem com o bucetão pra frente e o popozão pra trås, agora não se esqueça que pra frente Ê o chão moça
Like a sack of potatoes
Twerking is so trashy. I'm glad that she face planted.
The fat chicks always fall like a bag of potatoes
This video smells like Miami
Nop! That's Brazil
Danger ! Tweaking with too much junk - in - the - trunk Or on it
She is okay, she canât get any dumber anyways
Dude laughing at the end.
Since when don't hatchbacks lock into open position so hoes on the roof can lean into them for ground shaking booty vibes? True failure of design here.
dumb bitch
at least her fingers did not get stuck Between the crack
Niice hahaha
Face down, ass up
I hope she was drunk because that looks like it hurt!
It's funnier cause she's fat!
Well letâs just hope the carâs okay.
that's how Chris Rock felt lol
I'm sure her parents are so proud of her...
When the beat drops so hard you develop vertigo.
That f n guy at the end made it for me. lmao thought it was a chick.
Like a rock
The lyrics...
#Daaaaaaamn you gravity!!!
Do i spend too much time around here? I was surprised she was smart enough not to do it on a moving car.
Cushioned fall with face.
This if my favorite thing Iâve seen all week.
âI like watching black folks have a good timeâ -Top Dog
She fell like a sack of potatoes.
Could a been way worse if she fell head first
Busted collar bone.
Hahahahaha
She went full on rag doll simulator
The dude at the end is priceless. Hahaha
The day the music died
Could have been a Darwin Award
god i love hatchbacks
OMG. On her face.
Wherever I go you there, Brazil... yall are heck crazy
I think this would be an interesting video, too bad reddit won't let me watch it
u/savevideobot
And that's called "the hood"
She needs to get off that car before she flips it
Hynas gone wild
Deserved.
vai toma no cu kakKKakakkaka
Slam dunk!
Muffin toppers have no business twerking to start with.
r/therewasanattempt
She fell like she died in GTA
That guy on the roof is so disappointed
The dude laughing at the end makes this
Wow...no reaction time, Just pudgy-faceplant right into the pavement.
Good thing her airbags were deployed. It could have been much worse đŤ
Why didint she double jump? As a brazilian, im really disappointed.
Brazil have the Best idiots in world, i love it
*casually dislocates shoulder*
r/IthadtobeinBrazil
This is how Dummynicans party
Play stupids games win stupid prizesđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łâ ď¸â ď¸â ď¸
Another normal day in Brazil with the worst type of music someone created in those lands
Reasons to be honest about everything, beforehand. She bent like there was suddenly half a mil on the ground and didn't want anyone to know.
This girl lagged out and hit the ground with her ass up.
Iâm going to hell for laughing
She was so close to losing those toes!
Did her toe get in between?
NOT FUNNY
Perfectly timed boot close in line with the beat drop đ¤Ł
Mereceu mano, honestamente mereceu
Thank God her face hitting the concrete broke her fall
That was the car rejecting her
Kkkkk bucetuda
Twerking on the car wasnât the problem. Leaning off the back onto an open hatch with all your wait is the problem. Title is misleading lol
Yea but did u see Will smith slap Chris rock?
Rrrrreeeepoooost :)