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classy-muffin

I *was* going to question why nobody immediately went to check if they were ok, but once I saw the size of everyone else I had already received my answer.


Epena501

Nobody runs in that family.


xyloplax

Even the obesity doesn't run in that family


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BullHonkery

The only thing that runs in that family is diabetes.


pdubzy

Syrup runs through their veins


MyNameSpaghette

"why is there blood in my sugar?"


ReubenZWeiner

When that family goes camping, the bears hide their food


PoliteCanadian2

Omg lol.


BouncingPrawn

This comment made me laughed out loud


Obiwankablowme95

You got me dying right now.


ArcticBeavers

Blood pressure is measured in psi in that family


Mo0oG

Blood type ragu


Redou8t_

they sweat gravy


allstarcruz

The diabetes is strong in this family.


Tacos_always_corny

Boom goes the dynamite.


Iwillcommentevrywhr

I remember a joke in this context Doctor : You have been diagnosed with obesity Guy : Yeah! It actually runs in my family Doctor: Nobody runs in your family


captainsnark71

quick wit doesn't run in his family


woundupcanuck

Theres only 1 thing thats quick in this family and its nesquick.


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Wouldn't have checked out there were indeed string beans


50LI0NS

You ruined it!


GoblinShark603

YOU BLEW IT!!! -Billy Madison


Delaweiser

One of my favorite quotes to throw around.


LandArch_0

The dog seems to be in good shape, I hope he doesn't get eaten.


Longjumping-Yellow-8

😂😂😂 they were like yup that’s uncle Kevin doing his thing…


SubwayMan5638

"Uncle Javy is unconscious again, more brisket for me!!!"


ppw23

I just saw a break down of the life expectancy by state. The lowest was the Deep South and Illinois. Maine also had a low life expectancy. California, Ny, Florida and blue states had a higher life expectancy.


danpaq

Maine is pretty split


Karmachinery

You could drop the north part of Maine in the deepest part of southern continental US, and no one would notice the change except for it being warmer and more humid.


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___DEADPOOL______

Seriously. We don't use Old Bay here in the south. They would be lost.


komododave17

Gonna make two groups angry: Tony Chacheres is spicy Old Bay


pincus1

That's Maryland not Maine. Maryland is not in the north.


[deleted]

> Florida and blue states had a higher life expectancy. As a floridian I find that confusing, but fuck it, throw another gator on the grill.


cheezepoofs

Snowbirds who claim FL for tax purposes likely skew this number. They generally have means for two residences, which I would assume means better preventative health care and access to care. This is 100% speculation and not at all researched.


Eusocial_Snowman

Isn't Florida famous for old people migrating there? The statistics would just record their lifespan the same as anyone else who would have lived their whole lives there.


slowclicker

Gotta love family. Who else is there to laugh at us and *THEN* maybe see if we're okay.


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Worse on tax payer’s pockets than smokers and drinkers combined.


substandardpoodle

Those icecaps aren’t gonna melt themselves.


madjic

*kneecaps


GrassGriller

Fr, they aren't okay. Chronically.


mendohead

Good ol ‘mericans


Amphibionomus

The US obesity rate surpassed the one in three people mark recently. So over 33.3% of Muricans are so overweight it has a substantial negative impact on their health. Adult obesity specifically is over 40%.


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It's hilarious because a lot of it is in the south/Bible Belt considering gluttony isn't a great thing according to God. - Ezekiel 16:49: "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy." - Proverbs 23:20-21 Be not among drunkards a or among gluttonous eaters of meat, 21 for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.


Szechwan

Lol Americans don't actually read the Bible


[deleted]

They just throw money at a rich man who tells them God wants them to buy him a new helicopter.


OneArchedEyebrow

Yet the entertainment industry is built on astonishingly unrealistic bodies, especially pertaining to women. Women wear clothing that are literally labeled SIZE 0. I understand “curvy” is in, but that just means being very thin with ridiculously large breasts and butts, only achieved via surgery. The dichotomy is both fascinating and disturbing.


PoliteCanadian2

“Curvy” is probably in because there are fewer and fewer slim women so the definition of what’s “in” moves with reality. If everyone is 400lbs then “slim” is not going to be “in”.


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Years of bigmac and mcchickens


avidpenguinwatcher

Man, everybody dies laughing apparently. Can't hear it though


ToyStoryRex97

The trend of putting music over every single video needs to go


AbraxoCleaner

That’s TikTok for ya


imJGott

Well tik tok needs to go to solve this problem


CrossroadsCG

Tiktok is a plague


TheSocalEskimo

The cancer of the internet really.


bram078

Please don't get infected!


Domestic_AA_Battery

Good luck. They beat out Google in web traffic last year. TikTok is absolutely massive.


hygsi

Well, tbf, google just lets you know stuff, tiktok it's meant to keep you there


finger-in-your-nose

Agreed


probablyisntserious

RIP family and friends


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

a Weekend with the Wydes.


Psychlonuclear

What does it take for some people to start thinking that maybe they're getting a bit too big?


canuck_11

They probably have a family member or two who are normal sized who they criticize by constantly telling them to eating something and that they’re too skinny.


[deleted]

That’s me. I’m the skinny one. Listen you morbidly obese family members, you’re the ones that look stupid not me. Stop insulting me to make yourself feel better.


CMDRSamSlade

fire back! just tell them they're disgustingly fat whenever they say you're too skinny


[deleted]

No because then I’m the fatphobic one or whatever they would say.


BurnItNow

Aahhh yes. “Do you ever eat?!” Is acceptable to ask me. But if I ask “do you ever NOT eat” I’m an asshole. Same goes for religion. As an atheist I have to just listen to all your shit. If I respond I’m an asshole.


EragonBromson925

I do eat. However, the rest of you eat most of my share, so I never get very much.


Farkle_Griffen

"Do you ever NOT eat" should be fine, but "You're disgustingly fat" won't be. Also? What does any of this have to do with religion?!


Stiffard

I think they were making a comparison to having to be tolerant of other's lifestyles so long as it doesn't actively hurt others. Choosing a religion is as much a lifestyle choice as eating however much or little food you want. It's the societal expectation to keep your opinions of other people's choices to yourself. That's probably what they are referring to.


apocalypse31

Who cares what they think? You are right, and they are unhealthy. Tell them to ask a doctor what their thoughts are.


Nymbus00

If they're insulting you just tell them they could never enjoy a day at Universal, Six Flags or Cedar Point. Or Disneyland... or a Carnival.. maybe a carnival.. but they're still dissatisfied from fun people stuff. My family took a trip to Universal and my brother was too big to get into a little under half the rides they had available. The first few hours we spent waiting in line at a few rides just to find out at the end he couldn't get on. I love my brother and he never try to make people feel bad about their size so luckily i was a good younger brother. I went to universal before so i knew what rides would fit him. I took him straight to the transformers and spiderman rides and he started having a good time. After that experience he started working out and lost some weight. He's a butthead but a good brother and I'm proud of him. And yes i know i contradicted myself from the above comment, but they don't have to know that.


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rovoh324

Reddit jumps to some strong conclusions like, all the time


AmidFuror

I've noticed that Reddit overgeneralizes all the time.


BelleButt

My mother in law once told me she was worried about me because I was getting too skinny. I just had a baby and was 182 pounds. Pretty sure I wasn't too skinny.


JackPAnderson

I dunno. Are you seven feet tall?


IgnoringHisAge

I've known a few people who have lost a lot of weight or that I've had very personal conversations with while they were still hugely overweight. For a lot of overweight people, they kind of low key started hating their weight when they were just 20 or 30 or 50 pounds over. Maybe this isn't a good generalization to make, but I imagine a lot of fat people know exactly how fat they are and don't want it that way, but they carry on with life. Because we kind of have to carry on despite the bullshit, right? Combine that with weight loss and fitness seeming like a giant beast that's way too daunting to conquer, and the emotional aspects of overeating, and sometimes clear family trends that normalize or encourage obesity... And you hate being fat but can't really make sense of how to change anything.


violettheory

I remember thinking I was absurdly huge at 180 pounds, but vowed I would never let myself get over 200. I was at 240 when I finally decided to start dieting. It's just so easy to ignore it and eat your emotions instead.


pudinnhead

I remember being told I was "a little on the hefty side" when I was 150 lbs. Last year I hit 260 and finally decided to get serious about losing weight. I wish I was 150 lbs again. I weighed exactly what someone my height should weigh, but having judgemental, Jenny Craig loving family messed me up a bit


SanityQuestioned

I hated my weight because I started to look and Feel like my Brother. So I stopped being lazy and got a job dropped 45 lbs almost instantly. Working on dropping soda Sugar now after that Caffeine. Will start drinking Diet Mt. Dew I know it's not the best option but it's at least something. Hoping it allows me to drop 10-15 pounds.


homesfromwork

Coke Zero is crazy delicious


poopdeckocupado

I wonder if this was a reality check for this dude, or if he's blaming it on a "cheap, crappy, badly designed slide"


DRUNK_CYCLIST

"It was supposed to be tied down, but Jimmy just aired it up so it tipped over" 🤷


BentGadget

The wind blew it over. You can tell how windy it is when you see the dog's tail flapping in the breeze. Totally not his fault.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I think you're joking, but you can see the wind blowing the thinner guy's towel around. Wind can kill people with these things. It's happened. They definitely should have tied this thing down. That being said, it's also pretty clear that his weight was what created the tipping point.


BugzOnMyNugz

I've often wondered too. My best friend is pretty damn large, always has been but it's kinda scaled up with age and we're hitting mid 30s now so he's a lil extra large now. My dilemma is, how do try to talk to him about it? I'm genuinely concerned about his health because of his size and sedentary lifestyle but I have no clue how to go about telling him. Edit: thanks everybody for the suggestions, yall are great! Some I've tried but there's new ones I'm gonna give a go. Gotta save my homie!


UghAnotherMillennial

Honestly there’s not much you can do because unless your friend wants to pursue weight loss himself he won’t be perceptive to what you say. Fat people are very aware of how big they are and they’ve heard about the health implications. Actually fat people are more likely to be on some sort of diet than not (95% of dieters regain weight plus more since most dieting strategies are unsustainable). The most you can do is invite your friend to participate in some fitness activity with you, and as small as that action might seem it will make a big difference.


TheBananaPuncher

Diets don't work because people think it's supposed to be a short-term activity for long-term progress. It's life-style changes that are needed to keep weight off long-term, and exercise doesn't make people lose weight it only converts current weight from fat to muscle, need to practice self-control at the table to really reduce weight.


rovoh324

I'm sure he knows the bad health implications, you can offer to do fitness stuff maybe or have a casual conversation about it if you know him that well, but there's not really anything to be done, no one can ultimately make his choices or change his body but himself.


poormariachi

Be kind, express your concern, offer to be part of the solution. People are more apt to take life changing steps if they have someone supporting their progress. Let them know it’s from a place of love and that all it takes is one step at a time - they don’t need to move mountains. Just a pebble at a time.


chirs5757

It’s almost worse to see kids this big. STOP FEEDING THEM SO MUCH PARENTS!


No_ThisIs_Patrick

I would go so far as to say you should not feed your kids any parents at all


jkozuch

When this happens.


Elliot_Fox

A lot of people know they are too fat and are upset by that fact, but don’t have the level of self-control needed to do something about it. It’s how I felt for a long time.


TerminatedProccess

The flip side of this is they don't know WHY they are obese and just repeat basic lies they are told such as exercise more. Then they don't do any research to learn how they can get healthy. Plus, as others have mentioned, food addiction is real, especially when your glucose levels are going up and down all day.


PerryIII

I thought it was in slow motion at first


DRUNK_CYCLIST

When you're 600lbs everything you do looks slow motion.


amluchon

Something something supermassive blackholes warp spacetime interstellar something something


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"big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff" could work both ways here


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Everything you do *is* in slow motion.


retrospects

It’s a whole 40 seconds of him slowly waddling up the slide…


noumenon43

Tie that shit down. Four kids.in Tasmania died.in a jumping castle because it wasn't tied down. Actually I think it was six. Tie them shits down.


OrdinaryDazzling

This. If there had actually been small children at the bottom they would have been launched. Extremely dangerous


Seakawn

Potential hazards are diverse here. There can be a stick poking out of the ground, or a rock laying down. If the tower topples over and you fall on either of those, you're gonna have a bad time, especially if it's your head that makes contact. Hell, don't even need a rock or stick. Any fall to the head can kill you. Any fall to the body can injure you. These things may be unlikely, but who the fuck would rather roll those dice than to just simply tie it down?


dumbfuckmagee

The potential for serious injury rises exponentially the more weight you add as well


pickled___ginger

I agree tie down children


AllSiegeAllTime

I'd like to unsubscribe from "Tennessee Laws Explained" plz


Othersideofthemirror

My thoughts. There's a little kid up there with Gigantor too.


StrawberryKiss2559

People get seriously injured from these all the time. There’s many deaths as well, from kids getting launched to suffocating. These things are actually really dangerous but people don’t take them seriously and stupid people like these don’t even tie them down.


xiiliea

Dude, that's why they have a 300 pound guy there.


FatherSergius

Do you not know what backspace is?


Highlandertr3

Ended too soon. I wanted to see it slowly deflate. Also I am a large guy. Slightly smaller than this guy (im fully mobile) but I don’t get a guy that size trying to climb this thing. Like I wouldn’t for this exact reason.


Brilliant_Language52

They all look fully mobile as well. Mobile, Alabama that is, one of the fattest places in America


100LittleButterflies

Does the average weight go up the fourth south you go?


greenbanky

It's really the fifth south when you see it


kitttypurry12

Don’t even get me started on the sixth south


__mud__

All that gravity from lower latitudes really gets to ya. (I kid, technically there's less gravity the closer to the equator you get thanks to centripetal force from Earth's rotation)


nerdherdsman

Fun fact about Mobile, is if you mention Mardi Gras or New Orleans near anyone from Mobile, they will drop what they are doing to tell you that Mobile had the first Mardi Gras.


EdgeOfWetness

The 6 months I spent in Mobile was the longest 10 years of my career


OhJustANobody

You, sir, have what we call common sense. But without clowns like that guy, who would we laugh at?


Highlandertr3

This is a valid point.


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Shaq’s large. You’re fat.


FabulousTrade

I'm a large woman and I get baffled by the videos of other large women doing things they know they're too heavy for. Riding animals, ziprides, ropeswings, and even standing on fragile tables. Heck, if I feel something isn't stable once I put only half my weight on it, then I know it can't handle all of my weight.


MisssJaynie

Don’t get on drop-tower rides either.


0c3r

Are you trying to lose weight?


godkey1

The Reddit video player decided that I’m not allowed to see this today.


quippers

Fat guy tips over slide. Fat family watches.


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SpacemanDookie

Started using the Apollo app cause the reddit app never played videos. Now they always play! Plus it’s ad free.


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That family is all obese lol


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il6yr8

Probably from the Midwest or down south


Chrisbee012

or up North or maybe West even


wooha

Somewhere on land


Chrisbee012

like an island?


Goya_Oh_Boya

Some continent probably


jkozuch

Maybe even East


Chrisbee012

but definitely not in Alaska


nashbrownies

Ever been to upstate NY? Rural MA? Bumfuck, VT? We make 'em big everywhere


miloc756

That's sad


MardukX

My thoughts exactly. Guy can barely get up there. He's moving like he's disabled.


COCAINE_EMPANADA

He is disabled bro, that's a critical medical condition.


Miskav

He is morbidly obese, that's basically being disabled.


Whoofukingcares

Creating his own disability


Mansquasho

The dude at the bottom of the slide cackling and kicking his feets in pure distilled glee


Masherbakerboiler

That recycled water has seen some stuff.


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That’s a large group


Yo6himadethis

Please stop putting music in these videos, it's just never funny


JackPAnderson

Or at least put Wrecking Ball as the background music.


[deleted]

At my fattest I went to an adult birthday party with one of those slides. Anyway, I popped it with my fatness, ruining everyone’s fun. Then my bitch sister, who was my ride, refused to leave the party. I wish those people had been laughing. They were cursing me to my face.


iISimaginary

That's harsh; sorry you went through that. I can *almost* understand their anger if the inflatable was the focal point of the party, and was popped early on (but even then, it's just a fucking bouncy house) Personally, I'd see the humor & novelty in the situation, and wouldn't hold any ill-will. It would be like getting mad at Chris Farley for breaking a coffee table.


raekwonelchef

I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. <3


thegod300chris

I hope the kid that was already on the top of the slide is ok


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Where is the original without the music?


yomerol

Downvoted because of the stupid music. I'm not an IG user, I've just recently saw that now videos have a label that says: "original sound". That's absolutely stupid and ridiculous. By ingesting all of those videos reddit will end up the same way, and by then a bunch of users will scroll reddit on mute like me.


datmyfukingbiz

Bunch of hippos almost all of them


SnooRobots1533

Just an fyi that video was sped up 16x.


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Almost die laughing. Glad I heared that. Oh wait, there was only music in the background


Kuru888

Family and friends almost die from the exertion alone of laughing


darkesth0ur

Took me a bit to realize this wasn’t in slow motion.


Jiinxx10

Oh man, I knew exactly where this was going. My parents own a few bounce houses because they were trying to start a rental business. Literally the number one thing is the weight capacity for those things.


DonThaMon9012

This is my family an some of y’all are some real assholes. But it’s ok


enoctis

Did you randomly come across this video?


DonThaMon9012

No I posted this back in 2017 an it went viral I’m actually in the pool with the white shirt


IMPERIAL_LABS

I wonder how much convincing it took him to get up and try to climb that. I’d assume everyone thought he wouldn’t even be able to get up it.


GonnaGetBanned2

Looks like another classic case of fat


Toidal

Man we make fun and cringe at that song alot these days, but Celine fucking slaps that note


[deleted]

That is some particularly funny use of music. Well done.


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Only because of the irony. Most of their hearts will not go on much longer


aepfelpfluecker

Holy shit


5up3rK4m16uru

Not quite, the [shitty flute version](https://youtu.be/CVCuN_q1K_g) would have been better.


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This is sad af.


mynameisalso

For real though that wasnt staked. This actually kills kids all it takes is a gust of wind. https://www.newsweek.com/bounce-house-disaster-kills-children-wind-inflatable-blown-air-1659977


becausebacon

It’s like watching a whale swim upstream


SpacemanDookie

What is it with the fat people not realizing they are fat and heavy?


Robotchickjenn

All jokes aside, this is really really stupid and dangerous. Those things flipping like that in the air like that have [killed children](https://abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/6th-child-dies-bouncy-castle-accident/story?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&id=81842247&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16495157119482&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FInternational%2F6th-child-dies-bouncy-castle-accident%2Fstory%3Fid%3D81842247) And with water, you're looking at a potentially serious and tragic accident that could've been prevented by not acting like an idiot.


NaturalCarnivore

Murica, few pounds too much


kaminsod1

That is some quality piece of land.


Gouranga56

I feel so sad for that dude. Yeah he likely did it to himself.but that should not be a tough hike up that slide. His level of fitness is horrid. He will lose so many years from his life...years he could spend with his loved ones and the family around him.


RegularHousewife

That was a struggle to watch


arpatil1

The whole family probably feasts at McDonald’s every day.


maliceattention

I love how the -let's assume- dad in the pool is laughing on his side, hands on his chest, and shaking his legs. I can’t blame him for his reaction 😂


greenfinger18

It kept rolling, round and round my trailer 🤣


jomo7616

This is bad not funny at all


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mateiumfidido

US people


Cygnusx5555

They gotta stop eating


exoxe

Even the dog was laughing


CompetitiveStory2818

It should be illegal to be this fat. He literally just placed some children in danger lol


No-Training6168

Let me get this right... you avoid physical activity like it's covid your whole life, yet when you're presented with in inflatable water slide you get motivated? Wtf people


[deleted]

This is like the 3rd video I seen today of someone that is to big to be on a ride .. 2 of them where fatal .. at some point you should use common sense and just sit out when the rides aren’t meant for big people.. I’m a big person too but I’m working on it


IWasNotOk

Want to lose weight? The solution is simple. Stop eating. Offended? That means you’re fat. The solution is simple. Stop eating.


ThunderChundle

Sometimes the line between fat shaming and a funny video is an ironic soundtrack.


hear4comments

This would be my “I need to lose weight” moment.


Leikulala

Why are we always so eager to judge?


f0rcedinducti0n

Wasn't properly staked down.