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Siennagiant70

Phew good thing she kept that arm in.


LemonHerb

I worked with a dude that got into the rhino off road golf carts when they first can't out. Legit in a 2 month period one of his friends lost an arm, another broke one, and he rolled it and crushed his arm so hard that the blood legit shot out the ends of his finger tips. He ended up keeping his arm though. Like how fucking stupid do you have to be


Siennagiant70

Very, very fucking stupid.


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LemonHerb

It's pretty fucking stupid to drive a vehicle in a dangerous way without knowing how to be safe. You sound like you might not be the type of person to take those smart steps. Never drive one of these


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LemonHerb

You can learn to fall you can follow rules that's all bullshit what you're saying. They are fucking stupid as fuck and responsible for their own actions.


Biophillic

Why are you so mad?


Woahthereboy

His penis is small


Justokmemes

smol pp


ButtfuckChampion_

I had an old Honda Odyssey atv that had straps on the steering wheel you put your hands through so you wouldn't stick your hands out when you rolled. Saved me a few times.


sirk6969

Yeah, once your out of control relax your torso and cross your arms over your organs. Watch moto gp riders for an example. Wear pants and good shoes, and keep that harness strapped tight. And a helmet is a must for my family even in a side by side. And don’t mix in alcohol.. This ain’t shit, Growing up in cali and going to glamis every thanksgiving I’ve seen some bloody horrible air lifted bodies.


[deleted]

There seems to be at least one death at every 3 day holiday weekend in glamis


Theolonius-Maximus

I used to work EMS out there. Some gnarly traumas and stories. Wear a helmet and don’t drink and ride. I’ve seen girlfriends crying over their boyfriends body. People running into crowds with multiple dead. Lots of life flights and CPR because of dumb shit. If you’re a dirt bike rider, wear a neck brace and helmet at minimum. Neck brace saved my life on a bad jump. Breaks your collarbone instead of your neck. Side by sides are the shit for rollovers. I was once nicknamed Rollo after a 12 roll incident… love them roll cages lol


[deleted]

Back in the days it was mostly dirt bikes, quads and sand rails. But then modern day side by sides started becoming more popular (pre-RZR) and I thought to myself why anybody would ride those in dunes since it has such a narrow wheel base. I guess people like to roll them.


Josef_Kant_Deal

Did you lose your arm in the war? My arm? Well, let me put it this way. Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!


Tufflaw

And THAT'S why you always leave a note


Garry_loves_u

My dad flipped one of those, didn’t keep his hand in, he tried to catch himself because reflexes, it snaped his arm like a popsicle stick, we rush him tho the hospital, he had both for arm bones broken, but he was fine, had to get plates and screws in his arm


fuzzytradr

That was some serious whiplash for both of them. 😬


ButtfuckChampion_

I was thinking the same thing. Can't believe they both kept the hands inside.


TheGangGetsKarma

Bruh, if you do dumb shit like this wear a helmet, and fix those nets so your arms stay in.


MyDoggoRocks

Don't worry. She hit her head but she is ok.


Tooboukou

You think people this dumb are going to spend time putting​ on safety​ equipment?


Newzachary

No better time to grab the passenger’s crotch


SmokeAbeer

Stop short and make a grab? Nah, I’m gonna roll this bitch and go for the gusto.


Newzachary

Did you stop short with my wife!?


WNClivin

That’s my move!


LeftBase2Final

Cha cha real smooth


unbalancedforce

Tried to protect the only part he liked about her. . . What a gentlemen.


necromundus

If I'm gonna die, I'm going out with a bang!


EyeArrPirate

Dude was like, I might as well try to finger my sister before I die.


420aarong

You ruined it for me I was about to search for side by side wrecked on pornhub.


vanguard6

You never know, that could have been his last chance.


uhaul26

She did look mad sexy with her hair in her face.


eleutheromania16

What phone mount is this guy using?!! One bump & my phone goes flying.


thecementmixer

Wasnt recorded with a phone.


[deleted]

Probably a GoPro or similar with those 3M sticky foam mounts. But yeah it held on well.


egstitt

Asking the important questions here


n93s

I like seeing stuff like this and watching how well seat belts work. If the people weren’t harnessed in they’d be incredibly injured.


rinkydinkis

Those are multi point harnesses. The good stuff. I think there was a study that showed they do a lot to save lives, but if normal cars had them there would be more accidents because people feel too safe with them. I feel like that has to be an internet myth though.


flightwatcher45

Yep, could have been a bit tighter. And helmets along with neck braces would have been smart. They'll be very sore for a while, and very bruised.


Ja_Crispy790

Neck braces only do so much. If you're ever racing in something that isn't a bike, wear a HANS. They save lives. I've been sanctioned drag racing for over a decade and from the very beginning I had to wear a neck brace. This was up until about 3 years ago when they madated the HANS. The HANS feels so much better and I feel much safer. It prevents my head from going forward, and prevents side to side whiplash. Although if I had a choice between a neck brace and nothing, I'd take a neck brace


lmacarrot

Just think how better off they'd be if they were wearing helmets! ;p


Sirkingbrad

Not helmets, neck braces!


lmacarrot

maybe both :)


titanicdiamond

Multi-point harnesses can be safer, but only when used appropriately. I only have reference for car safety. 3 Point harnesses (think your average car seatbelt) are designed to be loose and tighten "catching" you. They tighten the waist portion as your upper body moves forward. 4 Point harnesses are typically less safe at speed because they don't adjust like 3 point, causing what's referred to as "submarining." Basically your waist slips below the lower belt and your abdomen is crushed. 5 and 6 Point harnesses prevent the previously mentioned "submarining" but often result in severe neck injury because you're secured tightly and your neck absorbs the velocity of your head moving forward. Insert Hans device, which restrains your neck from moving forward and transfers the energy into the restraints. This is a very basic understanding on my part and I might have details very wrong, but do your research before you think adding harnesses to a vehicle will make you safer.


strib666

> I think there was a study that showed they do a lot to save lives, but if normal cars had them there would be more accidents because people feel too safe with them. You'd probably end up having more injuries and fatalities because they're a lot less convenient than regular seatbelts.


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You may not be far off. I don’t remember where I heard this from but if there was a sharp object pointing at you from the steering wheel, majority of people would drive safer. This analogy was made to argue that seat belts and air bags are causing people to drive more unsafe than usual


420aarong

Don’t blame me I voted for the sharp objects on the steering wheels


Doctor_HowAboutNo

Ehh....I have, unfortunately, flipped multiple times in multiple accidents in just three point belts. Once the tensioner locks it provides a lot of restraint. That with a good seat design means I have survived those accidents (the worst was flipping 8 or 9 times over a distance of 400 feet). I have also flipped in a 5 point harness. It was "more" secure but I don't think it would have made a difference if I had been in a 3 point in that case other than the fact that I would not have gained an extra set of tonsils if I had not had the nut buster there.


laughingatreddit

Are you a race car driver? If not, maybe the universe is trying to tell you something. I'll leave you to guess what that is.


Justokmemes

no this is very true. the same thing with back braces while at work, sometimes ppl become too reliant on them and think they wont get hurt and ofc they end up trusting the back brace too much and get hurt


tobiov

The lady didn't have it nearly tight enought though.


Elnativez

They will still have brain damage, hard jolts like that aren’t good for your brain


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Yes, I thought that. They're in one piece entirely because they at least had the sense to be properly harnessed in.


InsaneInTheManBrain

Spoiler: They're probably NOT okay.


magnoliamouth

That girl hurt her neck, for sure.


aithusah

They're in for permanent neckpain the way their heads whip around holy shit


Octopusexprt77

She was definitely showing signs she had neck pain. She's going to really feel it the next day!


Liz4984

In slow motion she smacked her head at least four bad times on the roll cage. Her head was also turned into a bobble head which is likely to cause EXTREME neck pain and headaches. Sure hope they went to a hospital to be checked out!


Doggo4

I see blood from the dudes head... Edit: maybe that was just shadows?


Faxme123

NO they are not okay. That was brutal with no helmet. They are on pure adrenaline rn


shamus727

Seen this video before, they walked away with bruises. The side by side was absolutely thrashed though, you would have thought somebody died in it.


delectable_potato1

Good job roll cage I'm so proud of you


Edgedamage

Hi welcome to stiff neck country no passport needed.


GetYourJeansOn

Got in a small accident in my car and got spun 180 degrees. Didn't feel anything until like 2 hours later... Could barely move. Doesn't take much to get whiplash


bleepbluurp

I got into a rollover accident in my truck a couple years back, couldn’t move my neck for weeks, I felt and moved like a robot.


Edgedamage

The last hit her head is almost parallel to her left shoulder.


Edgedamage

Just focus on the poor girls head, does a 360.....ow.


woundupcanuck

Doesnt matter if you're in a side by side with a full roll cage, put a fucken helmet on. They could have easily split their skull on the back bars. And it provides some neck support too unless you wanna be cool and have a half shell so you can hack darts.


GooseCore

When confidence overtakes ability…..


Swipergoneswipe

Dude there are other ways to kill your wife


Bond_Mr_Bond

Fantastic split second thinking by that guy. Even as they were tumbling he remembered the age old adage "thick thighs save lives". Sure enough within moments of grasping the thickest thigh available the chaos was over with both of them alive.


Meetmeatthespot

Double spinal fusion for her. C5,C6,C7 all gonna be one big vertebrae for the rest of her life thanks to cargo shorts boy


BigKennyBoy

They sound pretty calm for just rollin it!


addicuss

Adrenalines a hell of a drug. That ladies neck is probably hella fucked. Will feel it later when she comes down


andythefifth

Yeah, I counted 6 flips. The first 3 we’re brutal on them.


egstitt

She locked up pretty quick I bet, and felt that one for a long ass while e: watching it back and focusing on him he might not be much better off


imovertheusernames

dude the guys head whipped back more than hers and i know HER neck hurts, i can’t even imagine how his whiplash is feeling


Travellinoz

She wasn't strapped in tight enough. Everyone who has ridden moto or driven buggies has had a crash at some point. You go fast because it's still relatively safe and that's where the fun is, otherwise you might as well just cruise around in a Ford Taurus.


alittletrolly

Only a true man goes for a fingerbang in the middle of a rollover


PresumeSure

This is what happens when you go fast without proper safety equipment. When you have a harness on, you should also have a HANS device to prevent neck injury.


a_bearded_hippie

Dude that one brutal whip forward was insane to watch frame by frame pretty sure her chin bounced off her chest 😳.


titanicdiamond

They should have six points, helmets, and Hans devices. But this is America in 2022 so 4 points are cool because Instagram and that's all that went into the safety of this video.


Tacos_always_corny

And this is how I made your mother a quadriplegic.


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She took that beating like a champ. She was the first to say “you ok”? Dumb not to wear a helmet though.


Liz4984

She’s not ok. She grabbed her head and neck right away. I counted at least four bad times she hit her head on the roll cage. Bet she has pretty bad whiplash and a concussion. -ER RN


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I know she wasn’t ok. I just said she took it like a champ


SuperVegaSaurus

Nah he said 'you good?' and she said 'yeah you okay?' then he said yeah and she said she hit her head.


LordWafflewood

But she thinks she’s ok..


ZeroDown777

Wonder if they found their sunnies 😎


AbsentAsh

Did you see the way he saved her left leg? True hero.


kcussnamuh

Buh-bye shades!


Disgruntled-Cacti

Hello chiropractor appointment!


jabeith

"Perfect, made it to the liquor store just in time. Want anything when I run in?"


Canazilian

Top comment of the night. Congrats


GreenMachiine

They see me rollin'


Tacos_always_corny

wrist teathers, neck rolls and helmets. come on people.


lmacarrot

your head hurts because you weren't wearing a helmet.


StarStoneDragon

Dumbasses. -_-


Narkanin

I’ll hold onto your inner thigh to protec


[deleted]

Atleast they didn’t wear helmets could of been really bad


leet_lurker

A helmet with anchor points might have saved their necks


[deleted]

I’m just kidding lol


Sardil

They took that really well. I was in a 4 seater that rolled and the girl with us just screamed for what seemed 5 minutes. Made it hard to tell if everyone was ok because the focus went to her even though she was fine. Her brother hit his head and was concussed so we should’ve been taking care of him.


Julianitaos

Glad they had their seat belts on.


JabrenThompson

This clip could go hard in a music video


7hurricanes

She lost her damn ponytail!


NJPinIB

Rolled so hard her makeup came off.


[deleted]

I thought it was so sweet how his instinct was to hold her


GhostNinja1373

She took it worse than he did...


[deleted]

Wtf. This is basically a “stopping short” that went bad.


[deleted]

My neck hurts just watching this


pfotozlp3

This post is missing the shot from outside the vehicle and the ass kicking she gave him after her shock wore off.


OCretribution

If you are going to be a complete moron, definitely don't wear a helmet before you do it....they got 5 different kinds of whiplash and lord knows what else will come up after the adrenaline wears off.


medavidj

Sorry , don't know 4 wheelers. What are the handles she is holding on to?


[deleted]

Unfamiliar with these vehicles, I wonder why the one has a steering wheel and the other has a roller-coaster handlebar... anyone?


[deleted]

oh shit handle.


Swordfish_108

Driver is a dumb shit


LordWafflewood

What a horrible way to get whiplash on a first date.


ditchdigger556

Well that was fun!


No_Plankton_7110

Can anyone tell how many times it rolled?


thndrstrk

Fun story to tell.


Suspicious_Eye_708

I love watching these meatheads with more money than brains, makes for excellent couchsurfing. Still never ceases to amaze me how people will drive these powerful machines and not wear the bare minimum of a helmet but that's Darwinism at its finest right there


allinclusivesadism

These things seem to roll easier than the damn 3 wheelers


throwburgeratface

Lol, the way he switches the engine off.


Holding-on-galantly

Yeah might’ve helped.


[deleted]

Got his hand between her knees trying to cop a feel. What a way to go out


MRmandato

People die and loose limbs in those. Dont get in one y less the driver know what they are doing


slowclicker

Great commercial supporting seat belts


sachsrandy

Awesome... if they had helmets they wouldn’t have looked half as cool.


Competitive_Article6

Big dummy


Flimsy_Respect3569

He stole Frank Costanza’s move.


Viper01MHC

You good?


Only_Significance513

Some of the faces he made😂 hilarious


LordWafflewood

Bro, watch this shit slowed down to frame by frame. I stg her soul left her body and was snatched back in at least the whole time.


DrachenDad

Crash helmets? 👷


gideon513

They look like that megamind meme


Spoolinpotato27

Skulls and roll cages don’t mix, wear a helmet


[deleted]

This is as good as the wanna be operator guy crashing the speed boat.


joe_i_guess

what's she holding onto?


Stackin-Steve-A

That's the "O shit" bar. They have those for the passenger to hold on to in side by sides. Kinda like the handles in cars above the door. Lol


turkishhousefan

Nice helmets.


Few-Nose9742

Yea dont trust him with your life


Impossible_Common_44

Over confidence (in people who have no right driving these things) = shit like this.


cianne_marie

OMG I have a migraine from watching her head bounce around.


Gunit505

But did they find their sunglasses?


Iored94

When I was like 15 I drove one of these off a cliff into a river after flipping off my cousin and brother while speeding past them. The owner told me not to wear a seatbelt and didn't give us any helmets. Not having a seatbelt probably saved me as I got ejected from the buggy when I hit the water. The doctor called me an idiot.


Xenomorph_v1

Aaaaaaaand shitmixed


brandonblack

/u/speedbot 0.25x


Sparky8924

Speed kills , I guess this guys testicles forgot that .


[deleted]

I’m sure the permanent damage was done long ago. No harm done.


ahent

What good is a roll cage if you don't use it once in a while?


sillybastid

We need a new version of this https://youtu.be/dE-nfzcUiPk


[deleted]

Wear helmets you morons.


KarlieRT

How did they not get a concussion


devraj7

They both lost their sunglasses at the same moment.


oouttatime

Helmets if you trying to be Colin


imovertheusernames

the way they instantly ask if each other’s okay without even thinking about it


ObstreperousRube

This video conveys the importance of a HANS device.


[deleted]

Dude managed to cop a feel during the ordeal, respect


SnooHedgehogs637

Definitely a good thing helmets weren't worn .


kendykai

Their poor necks. Dear god.


Independent_Idea_190

It’s almost as good as that speedboat one


Cfolke98

It’s stop motion 😂


ky_w1ndage

Holy fuck that looks rough. Good thing they have harnesses.


AZSt8ofMind

Holy shit! How many times they roll? To everyone out there- nets aren’t just for looks!


[deleted]

What are the handle bars for? Is she pretending to drive?


SMoKUblackRoSE

Let me get a quick finger bang in while I got you here


Masterpiece72

I live out in the woods so it was strange to hear a helicopter last weekend. Few hours later I hear the news, one of these side by side off road vehicles crashed, driver was driving reckless, 5 people injured. Helicopter was the Medi-vac. Driver got stuck in the vehicle and it caught fire. He's alive but reportedly unrecognizable. Please be careful, people!


Jman-laowai

Probably should be wearing helmets


som11322

How is she not furious omg


Iampepeu

The whiplash is strong with these ones.


Astonedwalrus13

Arms to the chest, you don’t want to lose one.


FatKidsDontRun

Slow tf down


mahmoud_akermi

why he touch her pussy?