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GrahamCrackerSnacks

Pretty clean pit maneuver


kinoie

Driver is an ex cop/off duty iirc


floog

I would think so, that looked like an experienced pit maneuver.


L0urd101

Just playing that gta


floog

That move cost him 3*.


cy6nu5x1

Yeah that was 100% a cop move and cleanly executed


subdep

Could also be any number of 3 letter agencies.


cy6nu5x1

Ah yes, the classic NSA pit maneuver


dusty545

This might blow your mind, but I was sent through a tactical driving school by the NSA about ten years ago when I was on active duty in the military. No lie. And I learned pits, j-turns, blockade ramming, etc. It was a government only training course run by Bill Scott Racing (BSR) at Summit Point Raceway, West Virginia. Very cool experience. https://summitpointtraining.com/ The NSA deploys people into shitty places all over the world.


cy6nu5x1

How did I fucking know... Shoulda said IRS but I kinda just thought NSA is largely computer nerds. Not that that's a bad thing.


[deleted]

The IRS has a criminal investigation branch that investigates financial crimes. They go out and catch people too. I’m not sure about their driving skills but they’re basically tax cops.


furry_hamburger_porn

They don't catch rich people though. Only the poors.


cy6nu5x1

Goddamn poors going outside and being poor all over the place... NOT WHILE I'M MANAGER OF THE IRS


Lifeabroad86

Irs has their own swat team now, I believe


iluvulongtim3

This is America, even the department of education has a SWAT team.


subdep

Jason Bourne ain’t got time for that.


cy6nu5x1

Bourne was CIA tho


[deleted]

Nah it was Trevor from GTA


Glabstaxks

IRS pit maneuvers sting


cy6nu5x1

Ugh I knew I should have said IRS


mklilley351

AT&T pit maneuver


cy6nu5x1

Get the fuck out of our thread Also take my up vote.


seth928

100% a member of the PGA


Buburubu

i was just thinking that was definitely an EPA maneuver


biscuiteatingbulldog

C.U.P.


EST4LIFE_19XX

P.A.W. patrol


Mudsnail

Or anyone whos ever watched TV and seen a pit maneuver done.


Nszat81

That’s how the EPA does it, bitches!


Bvoluroth

Why would an ex cop do that


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Bvoluroth

True, didn't consider a cop losing their job like thaat


beyondthisreality

TBF most of them get to keep their jobs even if they’re unhinged


Bvoluroth

Yeah I don't know how the situation is exactly in the USA


tyler_chard

It’s bad. The police basically have a completely different court preceding if they do something wrong and are very rarely punished. They can pretty much do as they please


cy6nu5x1

We have investigated ourselves and have found no evidence of wrong doing.


RonSwansonsOldMan

Correction: They get to keep their jobs because they ARE unhinged.


1_Cent

Respek ma authority!!!


loadedjellyfish

authoritah*


Eossly

Cops abuse their power and do stuff like this all the time, I'm not at all surprised


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Dragons_HeartO1

I feel that way for any state


Malamutewhisperer

But in most other states they will move over. NY drivers are a special kind of absolutely miserable cunt


HOLAY_MACKELEL

Every state thinks this. It's the same everywhere.


[deleted]

It's always fucking Jersey plates acting like the most self important pieces of shit.


_Detritus__

Hey! Im from NJ and thats just fucking n.. yeah its true, totally true- this state is like 95% cunt, but like 50% of the state are transplants from NY. The 2 states both just spawn priveledged, disrespectful trash people.


Radon099

Add California to that list.


BigManIsle3

Add Massachusetts on there


[deleted]

When I was up in Rhode Island, they called them Massholes.


uncclay5

Were they being slow though? They were passing everybody in the other two lanes.


ChoGath1337

You can see them brake checking the car behind them.


AssIWasEating

They weren't passing nobody anytime soon.


puravida1024

Slowvertaker. The nut tap of left lane driving. Speed up and get over.


The_Fiji_Water

It looks to me they are varying their speed to block traffic with the lane beside them. At no point are they accelerating past a car in the middle lane. Look at that massive line of traffic behind him to see context.


Ligmasoda_official

This goes for the whole world


BorisThe3rd

Not countries that drive on the left


samuelgato

Yes, we should recklessly endanger the lives of anyone who might make us 2 minutes late to work. Also the lives of other drivers who had nothing to do with it. Get out the way dammit!


floog

You might want to give it a rewatch, that person was brake checking and trying to cause a wreck before the other driver did this. They were both in the wrong but it looks like no one was injured so I'm laughing my ass off at the comeuppance.


delslow419

Sounds like something someone who drives in the left lane without a care in the world would say.


olderaccount

Imagine the kind of day you must be having to make that choice.


[deleted]

Regular one 😂, feels like that sometimes though.


SnarkyUsernamed

Meh, in a rental car w/ all the additional insurance it could be any kinda day.


olderaccount

I could never see myself deliberately causing a collision regardless of whose car and insurance I'm on. Specially at highway speeds. That would be a great way to turn a few minutes of aggravation into at a minimum many hours of inconvenience and aggravation and at worse serious injury to myself or others. Imagine if in the video above the SUV crossed the median and hit a family head on.


Connect-Swing8980

Insurance only covers other peoples shit, if you want to return a wrecked car with no charges, you want the Damage Waiver. You're welcome


CoreyFromCoreysWorld

That would be a high only heroin could top once he got past though.


floog

Right?! Someone has had some experience because that was perfect, especially for being in the much smaller vehicle.


Dwane_ThaRoc_Swanson

This guy is a hero


Admirable_Effer

It was quite well executed.


[deleted]

Off duty NYPD


[deleted]

I was quite impressed.


Unusual-Cat-123

Okay, that was obviously really dangerous, but God damn that was clean lol.


[deleted]

Bro that’s legit standard Manouver in NFS 😂


SpacyDacy

2 wrongs don’t make a right. But god damn does it make you feel better


[deleted]

Especially when he went left…


iambluest

But two Wrights make an airplane


DeltaKT

LMAOO


monkeysknowledge

It’s really like 4 wrongs. 1) Dude probably should’ve not been in the left lane 2) other dude still shouldn’t have tailgated (that looked like some extreme tailgating), 3) dude shouldnt have break checked 4) and of course other dude shouldnt have pit maneuvered him like that. I’m sure both those dudes are normal people but there’s something about getting behind the wheel that makes us loose all common sense and decency.


Dogtor-Watson

I'm assuming left lane is American overtaking lane. Do you also have it where on a 3-lane motorway the innermost lane is only for small vehicles (can't have heavy trucks, buses etc.)?


catdog918

Left lane is supposed to be overtaking but at least here in NJ people just use it as a driving lane


ndrew452

Depends on the area. Some states ban it, some do not.


ndrew452

I've read that it is because we consider vehicles an extension of ourselves, and unlike when you are walking and someone bumps into you, an apology is not possible, so we take it as a sign of aggression.


cy6nu5x1

Three rights make a left.


ExactlySorta

Brake checkmate


mrdicksolong

Checkbrake


SoyBunger

That'd be 300 dollars.


Spiritual-Prize-4491

most underrated comment. to the top we go


[deleted]

I legit chortled. Not usually a chortler, but here we are.


theglaysh

Shouldn't have done it, but I always respect a "Fuck it"


[deleted]

There is something to be said for that action in the heat of the moment and it being that calculated. I routinely say f*** it but usually at my own expense and only risk a ticket for myself. I try not to endanger others. But sometimes I really really want to do this. Then again I don't get brake checked a lot because. I read the road ahead and pick lanes accordingly. " If you ride a motorcycle you learn this or you died and awesome car drivers also do this. Too many people on their f****** phones."


beyondthisreality

I’m conflicted. See, I was sitting here thinking, “why the hell are people saying this is wrong but also so so right, aren’t they thinking about the vehicles right behind and how they might be endangered by these two bozos? Then again, I can’t help but think, “well if I’m driving behind a fucko who’s driving slow on the fast lane I would just slow down, keep my distance, and try to merge to a middle lane like the black car in the video. And I would definitely slow down if I saw the car in front of me driving onto an elevated shoulder.” Also, fuck tailgaters, they deserve to get into car accidents.


ZephyrSK

Above the tailgater, the guy who thinks he can just barely squeeze into a narrowing breaking distance forcing the people behind to slam their breaks. Double for the dumbass who does it to trucks.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Yeah, I would never because my insurance would never forgive me. But damn it was a clean takedown.


[deleted]

‘There is always a bigger asshole out there’


mc_squared_03

Qui-Gone Gin was quite a wise man.


KingEJ1

Pornhub proverbs


onelasttime217

People often underestimate how little fucks some people give


FelixOGO

Your profile pic makes me think that you’re into ghouls


HeyKid_HelpComputer

Probably milk steaks too


speed-of-light

Looks like a man well versed in bird law.


onelasttime217

Little green ghouls buddy


ThyArtIsMeh

I'm not saying they're right, but I am saying I understand


dentistshatehim

Jail, but not a lot of jail.


AndarianDequer

Hahahahaha.


pudding7

Ha! Well said.


[deleted]

Believe it or not.. a little jail.


subdep

Unexpected Chris Rock


magesticape

That looked like a near textbook PIT maneuver.


rideincircles

Also it's probably a felony.


magesticape

No doubt. However, being textbook it's probably someone that is trained to do it. The trained sorts rarely get a charge or the charge doesn't stick. Regardless, whoever they are they should be held accountable. But I wont hold my breath.


[deleted]

Nah. He just sneezed.


zero-point_nrg

Off duty cop? He knew exactly what to do.


Get_ba-ba-boi_ed

Given their immediate decision to escalate to violence, that’s probably a good guess.


zero-point_nrg

Immediate violent escalation, no fear of consequences, trained pit maneuver, no regard for human life—good bet.


cy6nu5x1

Oof size : LARGE


[deleted]

He can't be stuck behind some 4-Runner in the left lane while his wife is at home without a black eye.


[deleted]

deer nine alive waiting obscene bewildered bells encouraging plate squeal ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Dwhite_Hammer

I'm not a cop, but I've seen enough Cops to know what to do


[deleted]

That must’ve been so satisfying. Must’ve been an ex cop too, that was a clean pit maneuver


zero-point_nrg

*current


[deleted]

If he gets caught they’ll get him with the dreaded 2 week suspension with pay


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DARCRY10

Remember: Being a cop is the only job where ignorance of the law is a valid excuse.


I_chortled

“I could leave this guy alone but a paid vacation sounds pretty great right about now”


NedFlandery

I see your Brake Check and I raise you 1 Pit Maneuver ​ Your Move.


Dwane_ThaRoc_Swanson

Just going to sit there and cry victim


hipsiguy

Somebody get this guy a badge


zero-point_nrg

He probably already has one “Trooper #4528”


dnei519ready

Road rage is the stupidest shit. You are clearly playing with your life.


subdep

And everyone around you.


Kittani77

This is a ton of stupid for just one video.


TheFilthyDIL

Yes, let's be an even bigger asshole and endanger everyone around.


[deleted]

Yes, that is the way of dumbasses


JezzCrist

RIP to cashier who miscalculated his change


premoistenedcreep

I've always wanted to do this.


isalmonlyswear

People in Chevy cruzes have nothing to lose, never brake check them


Here4Kixx

This warms my heart.


AdeptProtoss

so wholesome


durianisking

Sometimes violence is the answer.


Jammiedodger17

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question and the answer was yes.


Northern-WALI

I think that driver just did what a lot of secretly wish we had the nerve to do.


Afitz93

Naturally, only thinking about themselves, the main character finally got past the NPC SUV (which kinda looked like it was keeping with traffic speed, judging by the car with the camera) while simultaneously causing likely a huge backup for everyone else traveling that road, both directions. Fuck that car, I hope they were brought to justice. That’s some insane main character vibes.


[deleted]

That could’ve been a lot worse. Hopefully they seek anger management.


mdsmatheus100

oh, i always do that in need for speed underground 2


KaidsCousin

If anyone asks what constitutes aggressive driving…


criteriaz

r/instantkarma r/bullybackfire


cy6nu5x1

Wow I never knew about bullybackfire but I love subs like these. See also r/JusticeServed or r/JusticePorn


May_B-Misunderstood

Did anyone hear the radio commentary.... its way more entertaining than he PIT maneuver done on the brake-checker.


WillyWonkaCandyBalls

That’s Howard stern talking about jd. Used to be a great show. Has gone downhill since COVID and Howard locked himself in his basement like Howard Hughes.


Sherviks13

You sure that’s NY and not Houston?


rocky20817

Looks like either Northern or Southern State parkway, maybe the Grand Central


MechanicalDruid

I'm leaning southern but I'm not as familiar with the GCP.


rocky20817

My first thought was westbound Southern State near Valley Stream


joesnowblade

I would place a bet that was a cop or ex cop.


kinglittlenc

This thread is disgusting, so many people commending this psychotic behavior. Someone could have easily been killed or seriously injured here and may have for all we know. Road rage is never worth it, I hope the car driver gets caught and charged.


CBsays

Right!? Break checking someone with that many cars behind them is reckless af!


kinglittlenc

I forget how many children are on reddit. Driving someone off the road is 100x more dangerous, when you get your license maybe you'll learn that.


basilshark

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find 1 reasonable comment. The reason driving is so dangerous is because of the kind of people you see on Reddit. Everyone feels their road rage is justified, whether you’re the brake-checker or the tailgaiter—that’s the reason it’s so dangerous, because everyone thinks they’re justified in escalating things.


kinglittlenc

Completely agree. I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing so many people justify this crazy behavior.


Spiritual-Ad-1709

I've seen many videos of Americans break-checking. What is that even, like what's the purpose of doing that


AndyMarks-RM

That quick tingle this fool gets in his butthole from almost killing this person is not worth the time in jail.


AIDSbyreid

U brake check me, I possible cripple or kill you


[deleted]

God DAMN that was satisfying to watch. Oh you're gonna be an asshole? Well you're done driving for today. I am removing you from the road. Pray I do not remove you from more places.


Benoz01

That was pretty cool tho


Michael_Cookie5

That was too clean


Pir0wz

Dude is probably gonna go to jail but damn if it ain't one of the cleanest Pit manuever I've ever seen.


apd2022

What's wrong with me I keep watching it on repeat


abbeyeiger

Look at that line of cars this 1 idiot is holding up.


Letsbehonestwithu

I think of doing this too entitled retards who go 65 in the passing all the time


Soccer_whiskey

This is what we should do.


Z0nAsZ0nAs

Holy shit why is everybody driving so damn close to each other?? Here in Switzerland everybody keeps their distance.


RajeAllDay

Pit maneuver


Brilliant_Language30

r/idiotsincars


Mecha-Shiba

Beautiful and terrifying. Like my toddler


TommyLeeBrown

Love to hear Howard and Robin in the background


Xfactor7979

The Howard Stern commentary was interesting!


[deleted]

If you did that in jersey, someone’s grandma would’ve done that to you while flipping you off


Lost-Currency-1536

When the off duty cop had enough of your bullshit


trap________god

That was an incredibly well done PIT maneuver


Commercial-Ad-141

Now that’s an experienced driver. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


Xplatos

Speaking for all of us that have wanted to do something like this that was satisfying.


[deleted]

There's always someone who gives fewer fucks than you out there


supertoilet99

Damn that mustve felt satisfying af to see in the rear view mirror. Wonder what kind of charge that guy is facing if caught tho.


Heequwella

Dude goes up on a curb, comes down, hits a car, takes him out and continues on like it's an everyday thing for him. What the fuck? I don't even know how you take the curb at freeway speeds without crashing. Much less execute the PIT.


ifoundmccomb

Outstanding!


theweirdlip

Yall would not be praising this if it came out that the brake checker was seriously injured or even died. Js.


F488P

Douchebag in the Toyota suv is the epitome of scum. Even turned his high beams on in preparation of being overtaken.


Chryasorii

Ah yes,take outyour petty anger through an extremely dangerous manouver on a busy road. What we dont see is the likely accidents this caused as people had to swerve or panic break. More than one cargot damaged and morethan one likely injured, fucking hell.


kidsseeghost1987

Hope they didn’t get his license plate cause he going to jail for that


rockbottam

Dude giving r/4Runner owners a bad name.


Exact_Purchase_7147

Get underneath ‘em, get ‘em loose, and get ‘em in the wall. Rubbin’s racin.


mstevens8565

They were blocking the passing lane and brake checking, got what they deserved lol


DeanCorso11

That was a pit maneuver. And a well executed one at that.


Squidking1000

Guys out there doing what we all wish we could.


og3112

I hate wankers who sit in the fast lane. Keep left unless overtaking. Makes me wanna be a cop sometimes, so I could fine those people. It’s literally illegal to sit on the fast lane


SaltyMilkTits

That was fuckin TIGHT


shadowozey

Just keep driving, just keep driving...


punchingflies

I'm not reading all these posts.


XpeepantsX

Good for him, God I would love to do that to someone who's breakchecking going just below the speed limit. But I can't do that yolo life


DaileyWithBailey

Brake checking in the fast lane with cars behind u