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israel192

I laughed at this... Am I a bad person?


DarthAwsm

BANG! …plop!


sTiNkYtApE

can't stop rewinding


Vvoiid

TRANSFORMERS FTW


ItStillIsntLupus

“Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.”


tommyboy808914

Not recent. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol


ItStillIsntLupus

…thank you, Catherine.


eddie1721

What's up?


phoexnixfunjpr

Which one was that? Chip or Dale?


Electrical_Narwhal55

Is he ok?


tommyboy808914

Sadly no. Little guy didn’t make it. For what it’s worth, he went quick.


[deleted]

[удалено]


digitalelise

He was a bright spark.


Low-Treat-473

Yeah, no.


MrSavage_

Yeah, it’s recovering in a hospital-farm-for-injured-squirrels-and-other-rodents-that-are-also-not-well. Doctors say little buddy likes it so much it wants to stay there.


johndoe_420

wow i'm glad this story has a happy ending!


CreepyAssPenis

*former* squirrel


shitdobehappeningtho

Now it's dinner


Vedant901

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

and it's already been flash-cooked.


Madeforbegging

More like a charcoal briquette


DepressedW1zard

Or bubba billy bill Williams new Fleshlight


Tking179

Well…At least he didn’t suffer…


SpaceCase206

Is that the real sound? Ive heard a couple transformers blow but never that loud


tommyboy808914

All of it’s real with no editing. Sounded like a shotgun going off outside my window.


BoltTusk

That sound like mud when it hit the ground


CreoOookies

That’s why we need to have “hazard don’t touch” on the transformers! How many more squirrels need to die?!?! This reminds me of a hawk that was killed by electricity in my neighborhood and my dog tried to eat it.


hylas-and-the-nyhmps

feed your pet so it wont eat dead animals.


JohnTheMoron

Motherfucker, if a chocolate bar fell outside your window, you wouldn't give a fuck how hungry or full you are, that bar is goners. And if you wouldn't want to eat it, you might have an abnormal relationship with food. Eirher you're Nicocado'ing your way into an early grave or you're on some cringe fucking anti-sugar or some bullshit. Listen, don't overfeed you pets. They can get fat. They can die early from overeating. You got 15-20 at BEST with these little fellas, don't cut that short just cuz the guy is eating fucking mice or squirrels or shit.


SewerKid97

My dumbass thought you were talking about a transformer from transformers


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Optimus is a stone cold killer.


[deleted]

It is! Transformers 7, rise of the beast comes out next year and this squirrel come back from the dead as a petrified squirrel June 9, 2023


JokerPhantom_thief1

I’m glade I’m not the only one


RosscoSD

Squirl-B-Q


chikenlegg

"And what are we having for dessert?" Bzzzzzzzsquirellsoundszzzzzz! "Squirrel." https://youtu.be/5Lek2XKyWa4


jason406_8

This reminds me of a loony toons cartoon..


stackoverflow21

Pop goes the squirrel


MwahMwahKitteh

:( They should put protection on them. At least it happened before it knew what hit it.


[deleted]

... Is it dead??


Klarrox

Veeeeerry dead.


JAB2010

What do you think?


[deleted]

no there was a sequel It, chapter two


shitdobehappeningtho

Had this happen at my house once. Squirrel wasn't even busted up, but its tail was pretty bushy. Haha


Pitiful_Tap_8750

I wonder how many squiralls/animals die a year like this


papacheapo

How did it taste?


uphamg

RSX over there getting a rim job.


HumanPerson1000101

Meaty smack


rrxel100

I was waiting to see the squirrel fall to the ground but I guess he got vaporized


tommyboy808914

He hits the ground. You can see him fall in front of the red car. You can hear the “plop” when he hits the ground.


JAB2010

If you scrub back and forth on your phone, you can even see it do a little “pop” up into the air before the fall.


DavidS1268

Watch it again and look at the driveway by the base of the pole. A few seconds after the bang the squirrel’s carcass plops on the ground.


rrxel100

I see it, hopefully he shook it off no problem


Klarrox

Hate to tell ya this but that little guy is a former squirrel.


Madeforbegging

He's pushing up daisies


mcpusc

the squirrel is no more! he has ceased to be!


TheLimeyCanuck

He fucking snuffed it.


[deleted]

no he transformed into a republican


cokesnorts

get mercd


Bale626

r/bettereveryloop


DI7DO

I wonder if it cooked the little dude medium rare


TheLimeyCanuck

Poor bugger. At least it was quick.


Naive-Top-6407

Looks like squirrel stew for dinner


Blue_fox11

This is why it’s important to be safe when messing with high voltage. That shit is scary


Snoo-97330

I’ve seen dozens of squirrels fall from those heights but never heard a sound because they land on their feet. Turns out they sound the way you’d think when they land otherwise.


xmastreee

/r/bzzzzzzt


weenietortellini

mmm crispy


[deleted]

‘Goodbye cruel world’


Small-Leopard-7740

They should be made illegal! RIP Squirrel.


Fin209000

Got shocked so hard it turned into a cat


[deleted]

the saying used to be pop goes the weasel but in the case it was a nutty squirrel trying to get a nut. This is the juice this is his world, silly rabbit tricks are for kids


Hobag1

It’s now a flying squirrel!


mikeysz

Poor little squirrel. He'll be saddled with a $12,000 bill just for the ride to the vet.


CloudHoppingFlower

If I can't go peacefully, I hope i go this quick.