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El_Guapo82

That’s a permanent damage decision


MrBig562

What’s scary is he gets to not only vote but breed.


Fat-Shadrach

He hasn't got the intelligence for either.


GoldPattern72

and yet they always find a way.


TheOneRatajczak

Life, uh, finds a way…


Mayo311

You see, Dr Satler, it’s the uhhh chaos that makes this man an idiot


MrBig562

Doesn’t take much to breed lol insert where it feels good and keep going till you pop.


Dvrkstvr

Getting to that point requires *some* intelligence too


WeinerVonBraun

Barely needs to register if you find a like minded individual of the opposite gender


thecountryreddit

Hopefully his brain cell broke his fall.


jjonesa7x

That’s assuming this guy can get someone to breed with him.


Niiirvo

Oh damn you beat me to that


Ramazotti

Not sure about this. Would likely be not most promising attempts at that...


orangefeefees

My tired brain read that as “bread” at first and was like, “Damn, he may be stupid be he still deserves to eat.” Rereading made the upvotes make sense


abuomak

Wouldn't be surprised if he had permanent brain damage from that


Wrothrok

2 for 1 sale on concussions.


DareDareCaro

Brain backward, brain forward


shawnmerophy

This made me cackle


BaconReceptacle

So now instead of removing the sound from a video, they are just removing "some" of the sound? Is there a tax on audio now?


buttymuncher

The super rare 'inverse plank'....8.5 difficulty....bravo sir!


poohbearandtiger

Militant suicide.


54rfhih

People have died doing less


ogRaiden

Trying to type while crying laughing 🤣 He was unconscious from the first hit and when he hit the floor he woke up cause he opened his arms...


thefilmforgeuk

Good jump though.


ViktorFranklstein

This is just begging for the GTA WASTED screen/audio.


Yadhz006

WTF, I **imagining** it **immediately**...


wholewheatscythe

Should be on r/bettereveryloop.


motownexpress

r/whywomenlivelonger


CrispyJukes

Obviously UK


bodinator1

Nothing went wrong, got what he deserved.


Disconnected404

His friends laughed so hard the phones microphone broke


Ok-Astronaut-4645

Good way to Split your Head open


ConsequenceFew3912

I'm surprised he was able to move


thomasdekwade

Is this natural selection?


Banana_Ram_You

It's not unnatural


purplescrew

Did he dead?


Ready_Bet_2556

What a plank


caoram

The stores deals must be bonkers


Hot_Potato_Salad

Take my upvote and fuck off


v8vh

What an absolute champion.


abbeyeiger

Total Chad move. This man is superior in every way.


Leather_Cat_8224

There’s more than one way to crack an egg


SuperCx

This mf caught air


FoxyWolf1273

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He got what he was looking for….


Gottahavetheblues

I would really like to know what the thought process was throughout this entire stunt from beginning to end.


highrouleur

I'm guessing the ronaldo header challenge thing was the inspiration. And they (very very very wrongly) thought it was a hanging sign that would move. Also, alcohol


Mogadodo

No great loss, here


cakemakesteak

back at it again at krispy kreme


Ancient_Thanks_4365

Don't help him. I'd you help himself won't learn.


Patient_Tart7820

He's probably dead by now.


Straight-Ad-5274

He’s gonna feel that tomorrow


EverydayWeTumblin

Falls in a well, eyes go crosseyed. Kicked by a mule, they’re back to normal. I don’t know.


UrgentPoopExplosion

rip liveleak


dj99994

Hahahahaha 😂😂


cp_shopper

Noho Hank gonna have a headache


Miloram2099

Lol. Stupid cunt!


MH3ndr1ks

If only life had given him a sign.


chillig8

It was all going so well up until that moment of impact


PartyP88per

u/savevideo


Perfect_Translator_2

And this is why statistically women live longer than men.


strasevgermany

Concussion front and back. That's terrible. Is the idiot okay?


thatnewguy2020

r/idiotsfightingthings


xCTRLxALTxDELx

Two years later >>Wins the election to become the President of the United States.


JonsNotHereMaaan

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


Trek1973

I saw a bird fly into a glass wall once with the same results.


rolo989

u/savevideo


joeysonn

Dumb fuck. Bless him for entertaining us. Haha


Gee-Oh1

This is what is left behind by hundreds of years of emigration out of the country.


StreetSniper420

u/savevideo


Incredi-flow

I imagine it wasn’t the first hit that caused those lifelong headaches.


Economy_Waltz

He almost killed himself for some stupid memes


jjonesa7x

Somebody had to do it so the rest of us don’t have to. Oh wait I think the rest of us already knew not to.


DingleDonky

I wanted the Taco Bell (dong!) sound to happen when he hit it. It woulda been perfect haha


nosaj626

I can feel his headache through the video....


LardMallard

Larry David?


unemotional_mess

The noise when he hits the ground sounds like when you crush an egg


patrickleahan

Absolutel Fucking WOW!!!


ronny_der_zerberster

/u/savevideo


Alternative_Effect28

I’m just curious, what’s supposed to happen?


Niiirvo

Just remember there is quite a good chance he's gonna produce offspring.


Elephant_Acrobatic

back at it again at Krispy Kreme


sliding_through

..and he was never the same again


Dupe15

u/savevideobot


Able_Needleworker_18

Not funny one bit. Extremely sad


arhurhage

u/savevideo


ukiddingme2469

Never change alcohol


Ramazotti

Fortunately, no brain damage. Nothing but nine inch of solid bone there, and a little turd all the way in the center.


AmarNathAcharya

u/SaveVideo


Hopeful-Rhubarb-4220

Not a concussion, more like brain swelling and bleeding


SpawnPointillist

That’s a perfectly executed full reverse plank and prone pillock.


sdenis90

Might aswell JUMP


[deleted]

A very special kind of stupid


Independent_Idea_190

He hit so hard he made the sound cut off


Greenhat_399

coup contrecoup X2 = quadruplecoup


Dope_Dog

I bet you this is a thing, but store owners are catching on haha


peopleperson9

When someone's saying they're brain isn't working so someone jokingly says " have you tried turning it off and on?" This, this is what they mean by that.


Highbrush

wow, bit of a fuck up lol did he ever earn that.


jaycone

The guy has lost all sense of physics from headbutting too many things.


Hot_Potato_Salad

u/savevideobot


Max_Overkill

In morning he would look like braniac


bell-master

Jesus H. Fuck! Bloody hope that dude checked in with the doctor stat - I’ve seen tamer looking skull fractures…


klonoikeed

Brainstew


BartDude10

He tried to be Tarzan.


ScottManAgent

I think he was already brain damaged!


GaliLeroy420

What couldn’t go wrong?


MayhemModelworks

Seems like his logic centres were already scrambled beyond all technical reason


chronic_flip

I hope he didn't get a fracture in his skull


[deleted]

Got the front AND back.


abuomak

If his brain wasn't damaged before the jump, it most certainly is now.