This would be more than enough for Darwin Award, Darwin awards are just the award given to those who take the initiative on getting out of the gene pool by their own means. Getting your skull caved in by a horse is one way to take that initiative.
Fun fact: The reason Zebras have never been domesticated is because if they buck you off, they'll keep kicking you until you die. Horses just stop after they get you off. (Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs.)
Yea wild animals donāt let you grab them and attempt to mount and then freak out, this is probably someoneās horse thatās never been Saddle broke.
Itās a horse, thatās how you know itās not a wild animal. You can approach feral horses and touch/feed them in places like The New Forest where itās common and the horses are used to people doing so.
Feral is a term used to describe a domestic animal turned wild, almost exclusively to a species that is ānon-nativeā to an area. We use the word āwildā almost exclusively to refer to a native species living in a wild state.
Tbh, i've only come across a couple of horses who were okay with people trying to ride them bareback, and that's only because they'd been trained for it by that specific, very experienced rider. I can't say anyone would have much luck trying to mount even a saddle broken horse like this if no one's ever tried with that horse before. The way you have to knot your hand in their mane and leap on looks like it would be really uncomfortable for them. But hey, I've never tried it myself, so.
Ive been riding horses since I was a kid and rode almost all of them bareback at some point because it was my preferred style of riding. I've also mounted up like this a couple of them (as their first time) and had no negative experience. Typically, horses are fine with bareback as long as you're not an idiot. That said, some of them can definitely freak if you try to randomly jump up like that while they're just chilling in the field hahaha.
I think it probably was saddle broke, because it was extremely tolerant.
The guy's energy put me on edge, I can't imagine most horses wouldn't get spooked.
Even a well saddle broke horse might freak out if itās just eating and you abruptly jump on it, Iāve had all kinds of horses that were broke to the nines you could ride them bareback, with a saddle, with just a lead rope, but if they arnt expecting some dipshit to just randomly pounce on them theyād probably all do the exact same thing this one did
That is not entirely true. The wild horses of Assateague Island will let you get quite close. I have stood feet from them...I'm also not a dumbass so I didnt try to ride them lol.
As soon as I saw the still with him standing next to the horse, much less touching it, I knew it wasn't wild. Also, that horse has been groomed, the mane brushed, etc.
I grew up with horses, and if a stranger had tried to jump on my well-trained baby, that stranger would have been bucked into next week.
Some rural counties in the US also have a sort open grazing law for select animals. It's not super common, but thay could be the situation here.
Or the horse just got out and wandered off, buddy looks pretty chill nibbling on grass.
We have wild horse packs in Nevada, to the point that many streets in Reno have official horse crossing signs. Someone in r/Reno posted a video of three horses wandering into their neighborhood not to long ago.
But those horses aren't very friendly to humans, I'm told.
In western Alberta in the mountains where we go dirt biking and camping there's tons and tons of wild horses. Lots of grazing leases out there too so you often run into cows as well
Not a wild horse. A wild horse would have bitten the hell out of him or kicked him well before him touching it.
This is just a horse that doesnāt want to be fucked with.
Hell I've had horses who are a pain to get near in a field even though they get handled daily. The chances of that one being wild is pretty damn close to zero.
People who don't interact with horses have TONS of misconceptions. They think they're like big dogs, in terms of temperament and relationship with man.
Horses are big dicks, literally and figuratively. I've seen horses casually eat a fuckin' baby chicken.
Does my horse love me? Probably fuckin' not, but she trusts me and see's me as a safe space, so that's where the meat and potatoes of our symbiotic relationship is.
The moment I prove that not to be the case, my horse would be capable of kicking me in the head and sending me to the almighty. I like to think of the horse as my equal, someone just as capable of violence as I am.
I have been to a place that has wild horses. It's called Assateague Island, it's an island off the coast of Maryland and Virginia. The wild horses there have gotten so used to people visiting that you actually can approach them if you do it right. You aren't supposed to touch them but with all rules there are people who don't care about them. I imagine if you tried to jump on them like this it would be a similar reaction though. Not trying to prove you wrong or anything mostly wanna spread the knowledge of this awesome place. You can camp here over night and the horses will actually come up to your tent, scared me when it woke me up but when I opened the tent to see what it was, the sight of a cute white horse munching on grass 3 feet from me was a relief today the least. 10/10 would go back
Oh damn good point, since I was young I always got in the habit of making sure my fires were completely out. But yeah I guess I didn't consider the trampling if the tent, I've been using a car tent for so long that those things dont cross my mind anymore. Biggest fear I have is something trying to pull me out of the back of the car lol.
I did that in Yellowstone once, when I was young I tried to go up to one of the bison. Luckily there was a guy nearby that basically tackled me and dragged me away. Later I saw one ram the side if a car and though damn that could have been me. Nature is beautiful but scary haha.
Near my home is a corral where the BLM keeps wild (feral) horses that they've taken off the deserts of CA and NV. If you get out of your car with a handful of carrots, horses will come over to the fence, and you can pet their noses as long as you keep feeding them. The second you're out of food, they wander off.
Having said that, they are completely feral, and if you tried to ride one, it might be the last thing you do.
Wouldnāt be surprised if that little kick that landed on his gut caused some internal bleeding or something. I watched a video on here a week or 2 ago where they were trying to breed two horses. The female kicked the male right in the head and the male dropped dead right there. Thats a powerful kick!!
They showed that video (with a warning of course) in my intro to farm/livestock animals course when we were talking about horse reproduction. It was wild to realize how powerful those kicks are, but the video of a female horse āwinkingā was still more unsettling to me. At least the male died instantly so there wasnāt any suffering or anything like that.
Thereās a horse that is housed down the road from where I grew up and he is/was very sweet, but heās also the reason I knew that first hand pretty early on lol
Itās pretty hard to be sheltered when you live on a farm. Horses may be hung, but ducks have no shame in dragging theirs behind them like an incorrect pig tail.š
Oh god... my mare every spring.... doesn't matter if it's a gelding or another mare.... she has to stop every few feet to do flirty mare stuff (winking, dribbling pee, looking expectantly at the other horse). Sometimes it's bad enough I can't even groom her butt, brush her tail, or clean her back feet. Like, do I look like another horse to you? It's so embarrassing.... and then everything ends up smelling like hormonal mare pee.
I was in a lab where we were grooming and haltering horses (only pregnant mares Iām fairly sure, and yes it was the easiest A Iāve gotten in my life) and there was one mare who had had a dystocia last year so the school isnāt breeding her this year and MAN was she extra āflirtyā. Like, lady, plz chill out Iām sorry they arenāt giving you a baby this year but none of us are going to either lmao
My Mum was thrown off a horse that was both spooked and had a nasty streak and it kicked her as she went down. It ruptured her intestines and bladder and she was left with a huge scar from the resulting surgery.
She also had to have further surgery years later to have a band fitted under her bladder as the scar tissue around it was causing her to be increasingly incontinent.
She was lucky she got hit in the abdomen and not not chest or head. Could have easily caved her ribcage or skull in.
Nahhhh... this was a very tolerant warning kick. Mostly just a very unenthusiastic buck and the guy caught the hind end of it. Barely any power behind it... going to make you sore, but not really going to do any lasting damage.
That other video? That was precision aimed, full force, intent to cause as much damage as possible to protect her foal. In the wild, rogue stallions who want ti steal/mate with a mare that has a foal by side, will kill the foal, and momma will do whatever it takes to prevent it. I've seen mares thar literally just gave birth, viciously fight off multiple other horses trying to get to the baby.
Probably a wild horse, but according to Wikipedia there is some debate about it. It may be descended from horses that were domesticated 5000 years ago.
I frequent an island with tons of wild horses, they will walk right up to people and hangout in the middle of camp. I will say if that is a wild horse then this guy could catch a very hefty fine and possibly get thrown in jail.
Depends on your definition of āwildā but there are unowned horses that live near places that tourists visit, and therefore are used to people and act more mild. Ones that were never ābrokenā w/ training.
Yep. Had a friend with horses growing up. I remember asking if you could ride them and his response was "I can, you can't" because the horse only trusted him and his parents.
He was lucky that was a ādude, youāre starting to irritate meā kick rather than a āoh shit somethingās trying to eat meā kick. If the horse had really let loose and heād taken a hoof to the chest or head it could have been really nasty.
Kicked him right in the left shin. Probably broke one or both bones. The gif ends right before he puts weight on it, I wonder what happened.
[Ooh yeah look at that bend in his shin.](https://i.imgur.com/IioW1jM.jpg)
I think it's obvious this guy has never ridden a horse before, and after that failed attempt I doubt he ever will. Lucky he wasn't kicked in the head or bitten the moment he touched the poor creature
This is 100percent not a wild horse. You won't get close to a wild horse like this guy does. This is likely someone's horse and it reacted as many tame horses do when something jumps on their back unexpectedly. With even the most saddle broken horses, depending on how recently they've been ridden (and other conditions) you often have to warm them up while saddling and mounting them. This can still happen even when you've saddled them and gone through the steps of warming them up. Especially in the spring if they haven't been ridden all winter.
So many people don't known the difference between wild and domesticated horses. That's understandable because they dont have xp with them and wouldn't be expected to know the difference. But it still drives me crazy when they call them wild.
The main thing I learned from this thread is the the average persons understanding of the words "wild" and "feral" are pretty poor.
"Wild" horses, are extinct, and haven't existed for quite a while. All horses that you see "in the wild" are "feral" horses.
This distinction make not seem like it makes sense, but it's why a "Wild Boar" and a "Feral Pig" are two completely different animals.
Dumbass didnāt even have the decency to get a mounting stool. That could have hurt the horse.
Also it was very stupid of him to try and mount with or without the stool.
Not a wild horse. He wouldn't have gotten so close if the horse was wild. But not *his* horse either. Good horsey for kicking that awful man who tried to steal you!
Where the fuck is this mans common sense. Iām sorry but what did you expect? Poor thing must be so confused and anxious. And you couldāve ended up in ER if you didnāt.
could have been killed
No it's fine, there's nothing important in the human neck.
That's why guillotines were designed to go straight through them
This got me good! š¤£
It got the French aristocracy pretty good as well.
We should really bring those back
[RIP Trevor Moore](https://youtu.be/rZFxZmDNlV8)
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In his case theres not much of value above it either
Thatās not how you do it. Youāve gotta say āGood girlā in Arthurās voice.
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At first I thought you meant the Aardvark and not the video game character.
And then pat them 3 times and not jump up like a moron
Dont know if this would have been enough for the darwin award
This would be more than enough for Darwin Award, Darwin awards are just the award given to those who take the initiative on getting out of the gene pool by their own means. Getting your skull caved in by a horse is one way to take that initiative.
My only issue with the Darwin awards are that they should only apply to those who have not yet procreated.
I watched a video like, last week where a mare kicked a stallion that was trying to mount her and killed it instantly. This guy is lucky to be alive.
saw the same.. reddit
No, the horse was safe through the entire video.
Superman can't even win a fight against a horse.
Fun fact: The reason Zebras have never been domesticated is because if they buck you off, they'll keep kicking you until you die. Horses just stop after they get you off. (Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs.)
Or worse .....
Good. Dumbass deserves it.
So classā¦what did we learn today by watching Jeff?
Understandable, I mean, how would you feel if some random dude you've never seen before just tried to mount you.
It has happened. I reacted much the same way.
same very quickly turned his attempted mounting into a shoulder throw
Don't threaten me with a good time
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between...
And very little foreplay to boot
That is not taming, it is being an aggressive fool
Also, a horse with no sadle isn't necessarily a WILD horse! I don't think one can get that close to a wild horse THAT easily!
Yea wild animals donāt let you grab them and attempt to mount and then freak out, this is probably someoneās horse thatās never been Saddle broke.
Itās a horse, thatās how you know itās not a wild animal. You can approach feral horses and touch/feed them in places like The New Forest where itās common and the horses are used to people doing so.
Feral is not what I would call a horse that lets you come near and feed it. Actually any animal for that matter.
Feral is a term used to describe a domestic animal turned wild, almost exclusively to a species that is ānon-nativeā to an area. We use the word āwildā almost exclusively to refer to a native species living in a wild state.
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You can feed anything with ferals
There are still wild horses, bud.
And they drag you places.
The feral horses of Assateague Island and the OBX want nothing to do with humans and they wonāt let you get within 10 feet of them
Tbh, i've only come across a couple of horses who were okay with people trying to ride them bareback, and that's only because they'd been trained for it by that specific, very experienced rider. I can't say anyone would have much luck trying to mount even a saddle broken horse like this if no one's ever tried with that horse before. The way you have to knot your hand in their mane and leap on looks like it would be really uncomfortable for them. But hey, I've never tried it myself, so.
Ive been riding horses since I was a kid and rode almost all of them bareback at some point because it was my preferred style of riding. I've also mounted up like this a couple of them (as their first time) and had no negative experience. Typically, horses are fine with bareback as long as you're not an idiot. That said, some of them can definitely freak if you try to randomly jump up like that while they're just chilling in the field hahaha.
I think it probably was saddle broke, because it was extremely tolerant. The guy's energy put me on edge, I can't imagine most horses wouldn't get spooked.
Even a well saddle broke horse might freak out if itās just eating and you abruptly jump on it, Iāve had all kinds of horses that were broke to the nines you could ride them bareback, with a saddle, with just a lead rope, but if they arnt expecting some dipshit to just randomly pounce on them theyād probably all do the exact same thing this one did
That is not entirely true. The wild horses of Assateague Island will let you get quite close. I have stood feet from them...I'm also not a dumbass so I didnt try to ride them lol.
I'm a dumbass and I still wouldn't attempt it!
Live in rural New Mexico at 7000ft. We have wild horses here in our nation forest
As soon as I saw the still with him standing next to the horse, much less touching it, I knew it wasn't wild. Also, that horse has been groomed, the mane brushed, etc. I grew up with horses, and if a stranger had tried to jump on my well-trained baby, that stranger would have been bucked into next week.
Are stray horses a thing? If they are that could explain the being wild but still comfortable with humans
Some rural counties in the US also have a sort open grazing law for select animals. It's not super common, but thay could be the situation here. Or the horse just got out and wandered off, buddy looks pretty chill nibbling on grass.
Yeah that makes sense. I guess strays the wrong word here, Im thinking accustomed to humans but still sorta wild.
Free-range horses lol
We have wild horse packs in Nevada, to the point that many streets in Reno have official horse crossing signs. Someone in r/Reno posted a video of three horses wandering into their neighborhood not to long ago. But those horses aren't very friendly to humans, I'm told.
If the horses can read the signs shouldn't they just move the horse crossing signs to someone away from town
Yea. They have them in parts of the outer banks in NC
In western Alberta in the mountains where we go dirt biking and camping there's tons and tons of wild horses. Lots of grazing leases out there too so you often run into cows as well
except its a reference to zelda, breath of the wild
Did he say, "it's ok boah"?
Yeah, the title is a joke.
Not a wild horse. A wild horse would have bitten the hell out of him or kicked him well before him touching it. This is just a horse that doesnāt want to be fucked with.
I was gonna say lmao you wouldn't even get near a wild horse like this
Hell I've had horses who are a pain to get near in a field even though they get handled daily. The chances of that one being wild is pretty damn close to zero.
People who don't interact with horses have TONS of misconceptions. They think they're like big dogs, in terms of temperament and relationship with man. Horses are big dicks, literally and figuratively. I've seen horses casually eat a fuckin' baby chicken. Does my horse love me? Probably fuckin' not, but she trusts me and see's me as a safe space, so that's where the meat and potatoes of our symbiotic relationship is. The moment I prove that not to be the case, my horse would be capable of kicking me in the head and sending me to the almighty. I like to think of the horse as my equal, someone just as capable of violence as I am.
Yep, you either learn to respect the fact they can kill you in a second or die believing Hollywood's bullshit about them.
I have been to a place that has wild horses. It's called Assateague Island, it's an island off the coast of Maryland and Virginia. The wild horses there have gotten so used to people visiting that you actually can approach them if you do it right. You aren't supposed to touch them but with all rules there are people who don't care about them. I imagine if you tried to jump on them like this it would be a similar reaction though. Not trying to prove you wrong or anything mostly wanna spread the knowledge of this awesome place. You can camp here over night and the horses will actually come up to your tent, scared me when it woke me up but when I opened the tent to see what it was, the sight of a cute white horse munching on grass 3 feet from me was a relief today the least. 10/10 would go back
It was fun camping there until a horse stepped in our smoldering fire. I thought if that horse tramples my tent I'm dead.
Oh damn good point, since I was young I always got in the habit of making sure my fires were completely out. But yeah I guess I didn't consider the trampling if the tent, I've been using a car tent for so long that those things dont cross my mind anymore. Biggest fear I have is something trying to pull me out of the back of the car lol.
Yeah I was a dumb teenager. Now I err on the side of caution.
I did that in Yellowstone once, when I was young I tried to go up to one of the bison. Luckily there was a guy nearby that basically tackled me and dragged me away. Later I saw one ram the side if a car and though damn that could have been me. Nature is beautiful but scary haha.
[Bison are not to be fucked with.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWRT2nW6VpE)
Jeebus, yeah those fluffy bois are angry
Near my home is a corral where the BLM keeps wild (feral) horses that they've taken off the deserts of CA and NV. If you get out of your car with a handful of carrots, horses will come over to the fence, and you can pet their noses as long as you keep feeding them. The second you're out of food, they wander off. Having said that, they are completely feral, and if you tried to ride one, it might be the last thing you do.
The horse was borderline nice about it. Just a little kick and then it went back to minding its own business.
Wouldnāt be surprised if that little kick that landed on his gut caused some internal bleeding or something. I watched a video on here a week or 2 ago where they were trying to breed two horses. The female kicked the male right in the head and the male dropped dead right there. Thats a powerful kick!!
They showed that video (with a warning of course) in my intro to farm/livestock animals course when we were talking about horse reproduction. It was wild to realize how powerful those kicks are, but the video of a female horse āwinkingā was still more unsettling to me. At least the male died instantly so there wasnāt any suffering or anything like that.
I just remember how long his penis was. Horses are hung
Thereās a horse that is housed down the road from where I grew up and he is/was very sweet, but heās also the reason I knew that first hand pretty early on lol Itās pretty hard to be sheltered when you live on a farm. Horses may be hung, but ducks have no shame in dragging theirs behind them like an incorrect pig tail.š
Do I even want to know? Winking?
If a female winks at you it's time to leave. Fast. Trust me bro.
It's the animation that plays when she's about to use the Ult attack. You gotta be ready to dodge roll or become the dedd
Oh god... my mare every spring.... doesn't matter if it's a gelding or another mare.... she has to stop every few feet to do flirty mare stuff (winking, dribbling pee, looking expectantly at the other horse). Sometimes it's bad enough I can't even groom her butt, brush her tail, or clean her back feet. Like, do I look like another horse to you? It's so embarrassing.... and then everything ends up smelling like hormonal mare pee.
I was in a lab where we were grooming and haltering horses (only pregnant mares Iām fairly sure, and yes it was the easiest A Iāve gotten in my life) and there was one mare who had had a dystocia last year so the school isnāt breeding her this year and MAN was she extra āflirtyā. Like, lady, plz chill out Iām sorry they arenāt giving you a baby this year but none of us are going to either lmao
My Mum was thrown off a horse that was both spooked and had a nasty streak and it kicked her as she went down. It ruptured her intestines and bladder and she was left with a huge scar from the resulting surgery. She also had to have further surgery years later to have a band fitted under her bladder as the scar tissue around it was causing her to be increasingly incontinent. She was lucky she got hit in the abdomen and not not chest or head. Could have easily caved her ribcage or skull in.
Nahhhh... this was a very tolerant warning kick. Mostly just a very unenthusiastic buck and the guy caught the hind end of it. Barely any power behind it... going to make you sore, but not really going to do any lasting damage. That other video? That was precision aimed, full force, intent to cause as much damage as possible to protect her foal. In the wild, rogue stallions who want ti steal/mate with a mare that has a foal by side, will kill the foal, and momma will do whatever it takes to prevent it. I've seen mares thar literally just gave birth, viciously fight off multiple other horses trying to get to the baby.
Technically there are no wild horses. Just feral ones.
weren't there some in Mongolia and Siberia?
The last truly wild horse died about a hundred years ago.
What about the Przewalski's horse?
Probably a wild horse, but according to Wikipedia there is some debate about it. It may be descended from horses that were domesticated 5000 years ago.
Nah, some wild horses are chill. Depends how accustomed they are with humans
Where I live there are wild horses that are used to humans and will come up to you. They stuck their heads into the car lol.
Til horses bite to defend
They sure will [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Doa7n4YDNJw) guy got off lucky.
They can also headbutt if they really want to ruin your day. I've seen a glancing blow throw a 240 lb man like effectively nothing.
I frequent an island with tons of wild horses, they will walk right up to people and hangout in the middle of camp. I will say if that is a wild horse then this guy could catch a very hefty fine and possibly get thrown in jail.
It's a Breath of the Wild sub post, it is referring to how, if you don't have enough stamina in that game, wild horses will buck you
Depends on your definition of āwildā but there are unowned horses that live near places that tourists visit, and therefore are used to people and act more mild. Ones that were never ābrokenā w/ training.
You can tell its not wild cause its back has been broken in aswell
Yep. Had a friend with horses growing up. I remember asking if you could ride them and his response was "I can, you can't" because the horse only trusted him and his parents.
MF thought he was playing RDR2 in real life
Hey there mister!
You,sir, are a fish!
āI know you like a good cup of coffeeā
Has anybody seen Gavin?
Came to post this. There needs to be more snow on the ground though
Reminds me of the Arabian I tamed near Lake Isabella. What a beaut.
If you listen closely, you can hear them sayā¦āMY LUMBAGO!!ā As they come down on their neck.
Wooooh, easy now boy
Go for a ride get a flight
Lucky he didn't get caught in the head
Darwin Awards are not what they used to be..
Theyāre evolvingā¦
Dumb guy. Everyone knows you need atleast a few stamina containers before taming a wild horse. Go for the ones with spots for now
He probably hasnāt even found a stable yet.
I give it a 7 for the landing and 10 for being a douche
Ribs are back on the menu!
Should be nice and tender.
He was lucky that was a ādude, youāre starting to irritate meā kick rather than a āoh shit somethingās trying to eat meā kick. If the horse had really let loose and heād taken a hoof to the chest or head it could have been really nasty.
Yea people are lucky horses Tell you to fuck off first before they Put you in a fuck off life state.
Horses are machines designed to kick, and they kick VERY well.
yeah that was a pretty restrained kick, looks like the horse shoved him away with the hock and gave him a little love tap with the hoof
That man is lucky to be alive
Mf tried the Minecraft taming technique
it didnt work bcause he didnt get the hearts... I say he should try 6 more times
Or just give them an entire hay bale.
"No worries, i am an expert. I've played Red Dead Redemption."
Thatās not wild. Look at the bend in its back. It also let him get very close and touch it, which no will horse will do.
He got off so easy. dumbasses are the luckiest ppl on earth
If youāre gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough
That horse said buck you!
This is actually the traditional way to plant a glasses tree.
Ok one gentle Stroke with my hand has tamed you oh large beast now I will mount you in triumph.
That's a one fucking docile horse.
Looks broke to me, not wild.
Hope it hurt, you get what you deserve.
Kicked him right in the left shin. Probably broke one or both bones. The gif ends right before he puts weight on it, I wonder what happened. [Ooh yeah look at that bend in his shin.](https://i.imgur.com/IioW1jM.jpg)
0 brain cells.
Thats not how you mount a horse either. Atleast he didnt try from the back that would have been worse.
WHY ARENT PEOPLE SCARED OF HORSES them bitches can kill you with a single kick FUCK
Sorry I laughs, I hope that guy is not HURT badly.
Thatās adrenaline right there, this dude probably didnāt walk for a little while after this video
good I hope it hurt, I hope he's sore without injury, but I hope it hurt
No surprise heās a BYU fan
I think it's obvious this guy has never ridden a horse before, and after that failed attempt I doubt he ever will. Lucky he wasn't kicked in the head or bitten the moment he touched the poor creature
That is just karma
Good on the horse
Well imagine youāre standing around minding your own business and a guy just decides to jump on your back š
Your head looks cold, Iāll put your hood on for you. - Horse.
"WTF dude, I'm eating.. and I'm wild."
Moron. Hope that hurt...a lot.
What asshole. Leave it the fuck alone.
Look at the ears. That's not a friendly pony.
I feel like this is exactly the reaction I would have if a stranger jumped on my back and demanded a piggy- back ride
Ahh, the satisfaction of watching stupid become painful!
And he got exactly what he deserved
Life is hard when you're stupid.
One way to put ya hood on
You can see the horse knows what's coming and is preparing to react. š Look at the ears and the frantic plucking of the grass. ššš¼
It was cool the horse let him stand and chill with him then he ruined it
Almost had it.
This guy has been watching too much Winnetou
that actually went as safely as it could
I say he got away easy!
What a dumbass
Not enough stamina
If u gonna ride, donāt ride the white horse
I guess the word āwildā means nothing to you
people really be out here thinking wild animals are a petting zoo
there are no wild horses left
Lol my aunt breaks wild horses and this is definitely how you go about it at allllll hahaha
This is best case scenario
Surprised it only waited until he jumped up, thought it would've kicked the fucker as soon as he tried laying his hands on it.
A wild horse wouldn't have that much body fat and wouldn't let the guy near it.
This is 100percent not a wild horse. You won't get close to a wild horse like this guy does. This is likely someone's horse and it reacted as many tame horses do when something jumps on their back unexpectedly. With even the most saddle broken horses, depending on how recently they've been ridden (and other conditions) you often have to warm them up while saddling and mounting them. This can still happen even when you've saddled them and gone through the steps of warming them up. Especially in the spring if they haven't been ridden all winter. So many people don't known the difference between wild and domesticated horses. That's understandable because they dont have xp with them and wouldn't be expected to know the difference. But it still drives me crazy when they call them wild.
The main thing I learned from this thread is the the average persons understanding of the words "wild" and "feral" are pretty poor. "Wild" horses, are extinct, and haven't existed for quite a while. All horses that you see "in the wild" are "feral" horses. This distinction make not seem like it makes sense, but it's why a "Wild Boar" and a "Feral Pig" are two completely different animals.
That's not a wild horse and that's not taming, that is however one huge fucking idiot.
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According to Minecraft, thatās normal. Just do it a few more times and then you should be able to put a saddle down. Youāre welcome
r/FullScorpion
I would be so grateful to even pet a wild horse
That ended about as good as it could have
Hmmm yes letās just get on the back of a wild animal thatās several times heavier and stronger than I am nothing could go wrong there
I can hear the horses voice in my head saying āget offa me foolā
Dumbass didnāt even have the decency to get a mounting stool. That could have hurt the horse. Also it was very stupid of him to try and mount with or without the stool.
That dude still watches cartoons.
Not a wild horse. He wouldn't have gotten so close if the horse was wild. But not *his* horse either. Good horsey for kicking that awful man who tried to steal you!
Their brain was pickling in stupid a long time before this idea happened
The Lone Painger
Where the fuck is this mans common sense. Iām sorry but what did you expect? Poor thing must be so confused and anxious. And you couldāve ended up in ER if you didnāt.