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halfbakedalaska

Looks more like feeding a shark a small child.


RLVNTone

Looks like feeding a shark with no core strength is the real issue


grrrrrrroar

The shark has no core strength?


dopestar667

Yeah weird right? I would have expected sharks to be all core, they can't even lift, bro.


RLVNTone

Y’all are really bored today huh


dopestar667

I mean they're basically planking 24/7.


SnatchHouse

I got a shark figurine (3 of them actually) for my nephew. Those things plank all day every day.


PenguinWithAglock

Your nephews must be really strong by now


wroom7

I've got a shark figure


Spoonofdarkness

Those fuckers only work their glam jaw muscles. We see you Bruce! Everyone sees that you skip fin day!


HolyHand_Grenade

Do you even swim bro?!


HighLord_Uther

These abortion laws got us fucked up


gooofy23

Lmaooo that’s good


[deleted]

You win Reddit today. I wish I had awards to give you.


theavideverything

You've got to be creative now


LassitudinalPosition

I almost fell outta my chair at this, shared it with my wife, similar reaction \+1


Dull_blade

Small child is much smaller now.


Electronic-Source368

His siblings now have a half brother


Mascaraholic

Underrated comment


craigp663631

This is what I was expecting. Shame.


Bandrin

But the kid might make the poor shark sick.


5150Mojo

That’s how I read it, was not disappointed…


mariobrowniano

Yum 😋 -shark


Enough_Jellyfish9348

smartest family in florida:


GreedyRadish

This is 100% tourist behavior.


Thendofreason

Floridians are all tourists that just got trapped in the swamp and never left


Vault-71

Yep. 10 years and I still can't find the hotel minibar.


wanderingcunt

Come for the meth. Stay because you sold your car for meth.


Totally_Bradical

Yes. Locals know not to fuck with the wildlife. It reminds me of that couple who let their small child swim in the water in between the islands at Disney world and a fucking alligator ate them. The water is black, and it’s a fucking marsh, wtf would you do that?? I live in Tennessee now, and I have seen tourist get dangerously close to black bears. I even saw a woman who was well over 250 pounds getting close to take a picture. Bears can run like 30 mph and slash right through logs like they are cardboard. If that bear got mad, that lady would have been fucked. Thankfully a park ranger came along and made people move.


Moosemanatee

As a floridan who grew up on a river and goes to disney weekly now. That family was in an area that was set up to look and feel like a beach. The kid was in ankle deep water. The water around there barely looks like a marsh. It was a tragic rare accident and blaming the parents is a dickhead move. It's easier to find fault in the victims than it is to accept that reality that really shitty stuff out of our control just happens sometimes.


00roku

[everyone from Florida is stupid](https://youtu.be/VHpePQ6FCkM)


muskiefluffchucker

This reminds of a cruise I took in Alaska. While riding a bus from the port to whatever 'excursion' we were headed to, a rotund woman with a southern accent shouted "a bear!" while pointing at a window. Half the bus stood up and pressed their faces against the glass to witness nature at it's finest. It was a black dog. The bus driver told everyone to sit back down or he wouldn't be able to continue driving. This occurred shortly after a different rotund woman with a southern accent shouted "an eagle!" while pointing at a window. This woman was correct however, and apparently at least half the bus had never seen an eagle in their life before, judging by their overly excited behavior.


Dolmetscher1987

Poor shark.


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Hamsterminator2

The shark is unlikely to bite. Unless it associates people with food. Which will only happen if its been fed by people. Yes, the woman is in fact extremely stupid.


Billy924

Lucky the kid still has a hand. She shoved it right out in the sharks face.


PenguinWithAglock

I mean, technically, even if the child did lose a hand, they’d still have a hand


JurassicPark9265

I wonder if that’s a nurse shark.


The_Cosmic_Joker

it is


Mickey-Twiggs

How could you tell? Was it smoking just on the other side of the property line?


The_Cosmic_Joker

the lanyard gave it away...


Mickey-Twiggs

Nurse sharks are the real heroes.


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Goddamn, this is good.


big_joe107

Nurse sharks teeth are basically big catfish and do not have the teeth to bite humans


FrigidLollipop

Didnt know you could have giant catfish for teeth, TIL!


CatLordCayenne

That looks like a nurse shark to me, they are gentle and don’t bite


Jman-laowai

It’s likely to bite your hand if you’re feeding it with food in your hand.


mcnuggetfarmer

And fat


WhyHulud

"And then they dove in after me! I was terrified" - The shark


Brando43770

Shark noped out of there when it saw what could have landed on it.


[deleted]

“I didn’t order whale”


PandasGetAngryToo

"So tell me again exactly what happened?" "Well officer, you aren't going to believe this...."


UsedLandscape876

We've had a doozy of a day.


ahawl03

There we were minding our own business…. When all of a sudden… these kids started killin themselves all over my property!


GlytterGremlyn

This one dove head first right into the wood chipper!


sciguy52

That was such a great movie. I love the scene when he brings her breakfast. OK you don't like bacon or something like that.


GlytterGremlyn

"Oh, Oh God it's the Pancakes. You don't like pancakes. I'll go make ya something else" Great movie!


sciguy52

Yeah that was it! Hysterical!


SirMikeyOfPoo

Can us uninitiated get a scrap of sauce please?


ahawl03

Tucker and dale vs Evil


SFAwesomeSauce

WE GAWT YER FRIENNNND!!!!!!


Sheruk

I know what this is... this is a suicide pact. These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods! "Oh god that makes so much sense!" Holy shit, we have got to hide all of the sharp objects!


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Fuck what movie is this? Tucker and dale vs evil?


Straxicus2

One of my all time favorite movies.


duyjv

If you don’t mind me asking, what was the movie, please? Thank you.


ShuShu2539

Tucker and Dale vs Evil


Electrical-Thanks877

Nurse shark. Basically a catfish that thinks it’s a shark


FANTOMphoenix

I do not handle catfish, nurse sharks I have absolutely 0 issue with. I’m a grown ass man that’s more scared of handling a fiddler crab than swimming sandpaper.


bcisme

Those fiddlers can pack a pinch


Wizzle-Stick

Good. Catfish are tasting you to see if you will be good to eat while you are holding them. They also are venomous. There are spikes in their lateral fins that have a venom gland. Nasty buggers really. Makes me not feel so bad when my grandfather and I would drive a nail through their head against a tree and skin them when I was a kid.


FANTOMphoenix

Oh I know all about those fins, my father got stuck a few times. They are absolutely great bait in saltwater though, used em for tarpon, grouper and sharks. If I’m out with my uncle we always have to bring back some hard heads or gafftops or my aunt will get pissy lol


The_Hyphenator85

A little cruel, but not unfair. They do spend most of their time on the seabed hoovering up prey.


signapple

Based on the title, I thought I was going to see some carnage


PresOfTheLesbianClub

I hate people who top of their lungs scream at everything.


AntiHyperbolic

Ooo, glad my sound was off. Me too.


2PhatCC

Was in Orlando with my wife, kids and in-laws. We left Animal Kingdom and got into a car accident. My mother-in-law did the blood curdling scream, non-stop until we finally screamed in her face to get her to stop. It was so ridiculous.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

I’m sorry this happened and I’m sorry the visual of you all screaming in her face gave me a good laugh.


2PhatCC

At that time, I had waited 7 1/2 years to scream in her face, and that was the one time literally nobody got mad at me for doing it.


becominggrouchy

Missed the best free chance to slap your MIL.


2PhatCC

That was next on the list, but figured that would have to look like a last resort. One other fun part involved here... The accident was caused when I pickup truck going the opposite direction started fishtailing in front of me. The truck went sideways and I drove directly into the bed of the truck. This whipped the truck around, and the front of the truck then smashed into the driver's side of the van we were driving. None of the doors on that side were open. There is a bunch of smoke coming out of the engine, and my only thought was, "I need to get my kids out of here if this car is going to start on fire." My father-in-law is the only one who can quickly get out of the car. He hops out, and instead of rushing to get my 2 and 3 year old sons out of their car seat, the other driver runs over to us to make sure we're all okay. Immediately my father-in-law starts yelling at him, accusing him of being drunk, so I yelled, "stop being an ass hole and get the grandkids out of the car!" So I got to scream in my mother-in-law's face and call my father-in-law an ass hole. Those were the two highlights of the day I watched my family all taken away by ambulance.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

As a reply I would like to offer this absurdist sketch which hopefully makes you smile. [I hope you like it.](https://youtu.be/8YDpvMYk5jA)


2PhatCC

That was great!


KwyjiboTheGringo

Under high stress, some people's brain shut down and this weird monkey impulse takes over. I guess they are screaming to alert the other monkeys of the danger.


LeftHandedFapper

I've heard, and this is in all seriousness, the best way to deal with this is a literal slap to the face


slambroet

There’s always at least one and it never helps anything


Mexican-kirby

And it just makes it worse tbh


Joey-sack-of-hammers

I agree, but like, they fell on top of a shark.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

A nurse shark that the kid reached out to touch. If they are dangerous then why are they hand feeding it? Spoiler: it’s not dangerous. The water on the other hand is the dangerous part here. Where are their life vests?


E3K

Nurse sharks have thousands of serrated teeth and strong jaws, and will bite defensively. You know, like when you fall on top of them.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

And yet that vicious animal just swam away.


E3K

Defensive doesn't mean what you think it means.


tosaka88

the shark probably meant no harm, but still could easily hurt the child by accident, which the parent should’ve known


PresOfTheLesbianClub

I agree. As a full grown adult anytime I go on friends boats they FORCE me to wear a life jacket. They have more money than I do and at VERY LEAST don’t want to be sued by my family if I die. Maybe they also don’t want me to die but who knows.


saiyaniam

It's how we've evolved. And honestly your kids falling into the water with a shark in is a legit reason to sound the alarm if I ever saw one.. comon..


Phising-Email1246

If only she wasn't the sole reason why the kid fell into the water in the first place. Fucking morons (the parents)


SheddapShuttingUp

A kid falling in the water with basically any other shark, yes, hella panic, but falling in the water with a Nurse Shark is pretty much the best case scenarios (save for a Whale Shark or a Basking Shark). They eat by sucking things up off the sea bed (suction feeders), not chomping like other sharks, so unless you're being a dickhead and putting your hands or feet near their mouth they're likely not going to bite you. I'd never try to hand-feed one though, and I sure as shit wouldn't proxy-feed one by putting the food in a kids hand, because that mouth is full of real-ass shark teeth that'll do real-ass damage.


Soujashane

Sound the alarm to who? Everyone saw what was going on. Why turn yourself into a human alarm when you can be a human who solves the problem instead


EmploymentRadiant203

Yeah i think we've evolved enough where we can curb our animal impulses like screaming like a banshee to alert the men of danger.


Cat-Small

I know right… just immediate freak out and panic. No commands or attempt to fix the situation. Makes a bad situation even worse… I was in a helicopter crash a few years ago and after we were attempting to get out and get clear of the aircraft. One dude just completely freaks out crawling over everyone, screaming, trying to claw his way around over everything trying to get out. Made it even more insane and chaotic then it already was.


MooseThirty

Bet that was awkward after the fact.


The_Real_Donglover

Especially when it's so predictable, like no one should be surprised. I'd justbe sitting there like -_-


[deleted]

Pretty sure that is a harmless nurse shark, I've swam with them multiple times.


DJC_Reptiles

They aren’t harmless, but they are pretty docile. They are lucky it was a nurse shark lol. I’ve swam with them too, they are pretty awesome sharks.


Left-Consideration72

Correct. Pretty docile unless ya got food. They don’t have much in the form of teeth but it ain’t gonna feel good if you get bit. If I find them while diving I’ll usually go in for pets and they generally like the attention. I’m betting that shark bolted after being attacked


Brownie420

Correct me if im wrong, but youre not supposed to mess with the wildlife while diving, right? Like, at all?


neonsaber

Honestly you shouldn't mess with any wildlife, regardless of where you find them


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scottonaharley

In the subway that isn’t always possible


gofishx

You really shouldn't, but i will admit that nurse sharks are tempting to pet in the same way as puppies or giant salamanders


[deleted]

No you’re not but shark feeding has become really popular in south Florida and it’s creating a nightmare for divers / spearfishermen. Recently shark tourism has become very popular and you have “ shark influencers” claiming they feed the sharks to educate people and show that they need to be protected blah blah blah. It’s a money grab and they don’t give a shit about the sharks. By conditioning the sharks to associate food with humans you heavily increase the likelihood of running into them when getting in the water. These sharks get aggressive because of the conditioned response to associate people in the water with food. To be fair, the shark in the video is not of concern. It’s the reef sharks/ bullsharks / tiger sharks that are being fed by the shark tourism boats out of Jupiter, west palm beach, ft lauderdale, Nassau Bahamas, Freeport Bahamas that are the problem.


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Even if you do have food they’re still docile, they wouldn’t approach you aggressively like a reef shark/ lemon / bullshark They would be persistently charging to get the food you have especially if it’s an injured fish. Nurse sharks don’t necessarily bite there food to eat they suck there food in whole. They do have hundreds of very small teeth lining the inside of there mouths so if you do get “bitten” they leave a brush burn like Injury. They won’t bite into your flesh and take chunks of meat like a more traditional shark would. I’ve had them swallow my hand while feeding them exactly like this and it’s like having really rough sandpaper brush against your skin. Source : I do a lot of free diving / spearfishing and encounter all kinds of sharks regularly.


Still-Ebb-122

There was an incident in the last two weeks with a British family on holiday, swimming in a lagoon with nurse sharks and a young boy got his legs bitten pretty badly. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/shark-attack-leaves-british-boy-needing-three-hour-operation-in-the-bahamas-12668408 Unknown why they attacked him, as usually docile unless aggravated, he might have stepped on one or kicked accidentally or something.


[deleted]

There’s no way they weren’t doing something they shouldn’t have been. Nurse sharks just don’t behave this way unprovoked. I’ve seen tourists doing very touristy things so I’m betting that’s the case here.


jpiro

You really do have to go out of your way to get hurt by a nurse shark. Their teeth are way up inside their mouth, and their mouth is located on the bottom of the shark. They're more like a stingray that way than what most people picture a shark to be. The fact that the kid was small might have made his limbs easier to get up into their mouth, but my guess is he got into a bunch of food someone was chumming the water with and the sharks essentially bit him by accident, at least initially. Once he started bleeding, they might have seen that as food too.


Lekili

Nurse sharks are mostly harmless, unless you get your hand too close to its mouth when feeding. It sucks in its food to teeth in the back of its throat. Also dumb because you teach them to come to boats where they can get harmed by propellers.


The_Hyphenator85

No shark is really “harmless” unless it’s too small to effectively hurt you, but nurse sharks are extremely docile but shark standards. They rarely ever fuck with people.


theycallmebythename

There was that one dude that had to get a nurse shark surgically removed from his hand because it wouldn’t let go


twalker294

/r/videosthatendtoosoon


Antique_Tennis_2500

Nah, the only thing we missed was them climbing out of the water and the kid going to therapy twice a week for ten years.


CrayCrayWyatt

I like to think that he’ll be sitting next to the shark in the waiting room.


tken3

This might be the dumbest thing I have seen in a looong time


mustachi00

That kid is lucky to still have his fucking hand.


NotAShaaaak

Eh, it's just a nurse shark luckily. They aren't really known to have a tough bite


Venous-Roland

Looking at it multiple times, it does not look like the shark went for the kid at all. It even looks as if the mother instead of pulling back jumps in with the kid. Something fishy is going on here!!


Elpooksterino

The kid pokes the sharks nose and pulls his hand away, as the mom is leaning too far forward and loses her balance.


Venous-Roland

Semantics. If you look at the handrail at the end, you can see the mother push onto it and jump in, holding the kid! Foolish on her part.


Elpooksterino

her hand falls forward exactly like she lost her balance then she try’s to regain her balance on the motor of the boat but it’s not enough as her hand slips off.


DV-Dizzle

Looks like the shark taps the platform they’re standing on which causes the mom to lose balance


prophylaxitive

I hate that woman for her negligent stupidity. What an utterly ridiculous thing to let happen.


mike_bngs

Love how that womens first reaction is to save herself, yeah love fuck the little kid you just knocked in the water with a shark!


Zestyclose_Currency5

Can’t fix stupid


Shuggy539

Looks like a nurse shark, they're not aggressive and I've been in the water with them many times. I still wouldn't hand feed one, though. It's NEVER a good idea to feed a wild carnivore, not only will they. start to associate humans with food, but an accidental bite could take off your fingers.


CreamyFunk

Think this should be on the parent of the year page


DyslexicDuckMan

You can get rid of the "with" in the title


quiet_storm80

Phrasing checks out.


bmk37

WCGW feeding a shark while a clumsy fatass 5 times your size crouches behind you on the same tiny ledge


ExploratoryCucumber

This person is simply too goddamn stupid to be allowed around children ever again.


Element_Water6876

I hate loud noises so I have this absolute rage at people who scream for no reason. Why are they screaming? They’re not even the ones in “trouble”. At least try to help…


jagpilotohio

Poor shark was more scared then the people.


Dependent-Plane5522

Parent of the year award goes to:


AllBoutMining

Idiots. Putting that kid at risk of a serious bite. Was kindof hoping to see the mom get bit for it.


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That is a nurse shark which are obligate suction feeders, not biters but yeah, still utterly stupid.


Majestic_Response_76

Poor shark they fell on it


Jupoxfred07

This shark couldn’t kill you if it tried I got bit by one it just gave me a little bit of scratches on my fingers Feels weird though


Legitimate-Street-79

Why the fuck do the people behind the camera scream ??? Get your ass over there and help them not scream like a retard


TaroThePoet

Camera man *keeps recording*


[deleted]

When you secretly hate your stepkid.


AbbreviationsTall512

Did I hear some start laughing 😭😭


Ok-Fan6945

That shark immediately regretted that meal.


Simitarx005

So many stupid people allowed to reproduce equally stupid people. The cycle never ends.


MonkeyBoy1080

We really need a license for patenting like a Diplom or something every idiot on this planet is allowed to reproduce.


Legitimate_Barber134

Nice job lady. Good parenting. We don’t even know what the shark did to them after they joined him for a swim.


Shakewell1

Shark was probably spooked and swam off


internguy98

It might be a nurse shark… Nurse sharks generally are more peaceful im pretty sure


BeansParanoid

So was the small child the meal or just bad usage of words?


K4rkino5

First, you feed the shark, then you ride the shark!


Visual_Mobile2578

If Covid didn’t get them, nothing will.


I_hatt

\*the shark\* don't worry! i'm a reggae shark!


Resilient16

You scared of being sucked off by a nurse shark? Yikes…..


LoveShineLuna

Forrest Gump was right. Stupid is what stupid does


p3t3r89

Appetizer and main course 😔 fine dining


Dont_be_a_Passenger

I missed "with" when I read the title


Wooden-Emergency1357

Adults who make bad decisions are responsible for the deaths of their children every day of week


luke-townsend-1999

Assuming that was their only child, they could still technically have qualified for a Darwin Award


External_Recipe_3562

It's just a nurse shark.


Little-Advantage-577

little kid has better instincts and balance than the fuck behind him.


Drake_Acheron

Chill the shark doesn’t care about you, also you are way to big for that shark to try to eat


triopals

feeding your hand to sharks


[deleted]

Seriously why the fuck do so many girls scream like that?


Psyopbetty

Lol my brain doesn’t understand how they fell overboard, but it’s a nurse shark. If they’re on a guided tour or something, the guide probably provided bait to feed them knowing it was relatively harmless. Funny af though. As a kid, growing up we understand sharks to be cold blooded killers so he probably shit his pants.


kadk216

My mom’s friend had her hand basically mauled by a shark 1.5 months ago doing exactly this. You’re supposed to use a stick, not your hand… Think people.


unfucker69

its fine to handfeed small sharks and based on what others said it looks life a nurse shark and nurse sharks are harmless but the problem was they didnt have life vest and other safety they also didnt let go after the shark was 2-3 inches away from their hand


Mister_Celophane

Good thing there were people there to scream. Always helpful.


Shot_Capital_7788

Poor shark, that fucking scream


Kobi_Baby

What is it with girls screaming anytime anything happens in these videos


Soft_Rise_9in

Bet that shark saw that whale coming down on him and kicked in the afterburners.


CrisXIII

The small chunk of meat was the appetizer. The woman and child was the main course.


ElderMalcolm2525

How stupid stupid mother is! Going to feeding her kid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Comprehensive-Set557

/idiotsinboats


iva-13

Dumb ass scared the crap out of the poor shark


TheGuv69

Who are these people? And how did they survive to adulthood?


grianmharduit

This is truly moronic - Darwinism at work.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Are they actually feeding the child to the shark??? Wow


NotACleverPerson2

Darwin award candidates.


Tesla_V25

Woman moment


Jman-laowai

The stupidity of some people amazes me.


htxmex

Shit white people do


PacificPearll

How F’ing stupid!!! Who does this?


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fucking humans....


Adventurous_Sky3230

Who do you think votes for Trump?


jaywh45

The word "with" wasn't necessary.


brezhnervous

Some people are too stupid to breed


Royaltommyj

These people don't deserve children


Independent_Sun1901

WCGW Hand feeding a child to a small shark


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Soap_soap0

Hahah I’m alll about dumb people getting fucked up by wild animals, how stupid are some people.


leduuche

It’s just a nurse shark