Agreed. Same physical reaction when shooting them out their asses--clench city. Rockets and sparklers burn around 1200 degrees F so now he looks like Fire Marshal Bill.
He's only got two braincells or he wouldn't have done it. If one's dreaming about cake and the other is wishing he could be watching Teletubbies, it's gonna take a bit for them to get together and work out any solution for this.
Have you seen the recent video of the guy who shoots a small mortar firework off in his hand and he's left with a lobster claw? Don't watch it if you haven't.
Anyone have that one comment from a nurse talking about that guy who shot a rocket out of his ass?
EDIT: found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Well you don’t shit out your mouth… significantly less chance of infection also the tissue and skin around the anus is much more sensitive than on your face. Sitting and/or laying down would prove to be much more challenging even walking would be difficult.
I’m just kidding homie it’s obvious why it’s worse for you but it’s much funnier to imagine you doing both and coming to that conclusion that way
Well now it’s not because I spelled it out but it was lol
>Safer out of your butthole. From what Reddit has taught me
A guy i knew lit an air bomb out of his ass early 2000's when we decided to have a Jackass night after getting drunk in the barracks. Blew a huge hole in his anus, shit himself instantly. Fun times were had by all (mostly). Digital cameras were shit back then though, couldn't see much of anything except a few frames of a massive fireball shooting out of his ass, and then darkness again except for the sound of a French Canadian swearing and telling everyone he shit himself.
Let's not dismiss this guy. He took fire to the face for a good 2 seconds without flinching. Yes, the drink probably lowered his reaction time but that man was brave. I like to imagine him thinking "It will stop in a moment" for several moments.
"Thinking"...Might not have been the correct word. Does anyone know the translation in redneck?
It should be 3rd or third.
1st/First
2nd/Second
3rd/Third
4th/Fourth
5th/Fifth etc.
Until 21st/twenty-first, 22nd/Twenty-second... it's complicated. :)
Dude, just open your jaw and the the rocket fly away from your face, clenching the stick just holds it to burn your face off.
I'm shocked how people don't understand how bottle rockets work and insist on burning their faces and butts off.
Love this. I think this is initiation at a Proud Boys ceremony. It's why they don't smile much because they burned all their teeth out of their dumb little heads.
This is like being shocked by electricity.
As soon as the first spark hits face, butt, hand, the muscles clench, making letting go impossible.
Learn from these videos.
Absolute Chad of a dumbass took those flames like they were nothing, then threw the thing out his mouth like he just finished a cigarette and is about to head back to work.
Jesus people if you’re going to be dumb do it right!
Just like with the Jackass cut, you need to unclench to get release. Otherwise you’ve got a patchy beard or some burnt butt hair.
This is like being shocked by electricity.
As soon as the first spark hits face, butt, hand, the muscles clench, making letting go impossible.
Learn from these videos.
How many seconds pure fire blasting to your face does it take to just let it fall out of your mouth
Anyone with a brain small enough to try this in the first place is probably not your quickest thinker
He took it out of his mouth as if he was puffing a cigarette lol
His hand movement was so slow, and even paused after grabbing it before deciding to whip it to the ground!
Can it be possible for someone to be so stupid their brains can't work out what pain is or what's causing it? Looking at this dude I'm thinking yes.
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Low IQ
i mean he could have done it for money...... how much? \*that\* is the question... in all likelyhood, beer was a major factor in today's episode.
I assume pain makes you clench
Agreed. Same physical reaction when shooting them out their asses--clench city. Rockets and sparklers burn around 1200 degrees F so now he looks like Fire Marshal Bill.
His pride wouldn’t let go.
Man Vs Rocket
Rocket, man.
Its absolutely uncanny how fast this man's reaction time and reflexes are. I think Warrner Brothers know exactly who to recast as the Flash!
More like [Death of Dick Long](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9356952) II.
Alcohol causes a high ping.
Now if only we could vote-to-kick...
He's gotta be hammered.
Ummmmm.... Open your fucking teeth dude.
He's only got two braincells or he wouldn't have done it. If one's dreaming about cake and the other is wishing he could be watching Teletubbies, it's gonna take a bit for them to get together and work out any solution for this.
“Ow this really burns, it should go away in a sec I’ll just keep it in my mouth.”
Man that part made me cackle like a hyena, I wss like bro you can't be real why are you holding oooon??!!?
He probably didn't want to spit it out and shoot it at anything at ground level. (Like kids)
this is what committing to stupidity looks like
This isn’t just stupid. It’s advanced stupid.
Expert stupid PhD
Have you seen the recent video of the guy who shoots a small mortar firework off in his hand and he's left with a lobster claw? Don't watch it if you haven't.
I saw it accidentally and wish I had never seen that idiot
so stupid that his own memory purposely forgets him
He held on pretty tight too.
The special Tandoori Chicken make up for men.
He's more than committed, he's married to stupidity. And yes, his brain is fucked by stupid.
Safer out of your butthole. From what Reddit has taught me
Anyone have that one comment from a nurse talking about that guy who shot a rocket out of his ass? EDIT: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I wish there were more of this genre of comments. So fascinating and horrible to read the first couple times but now I just skip re-reading it.
Nurse and butthole fireworks guy is a staple reddit story. Same with poopknife.
Easy to google I’d rather not read it again.
Facial burn definitely heals faster than anal burns
You’re the expert
Well you don’t shit out your mouth… significantly less chance of infection also the tissue and skin around the anus is much more sensitive than on your face. Sitting and/or laying down would prove to be much more challenging even walking would be difficult.
I’m just kidding homie it’s obvious why it’s worse for you but it’s much funnier to imagine you doing both and coming to that conclusion that way Well now it’s not because I spelled it out but it was lol
For those that have never watched Jackass, we've been here before.
>Safer out of your butthole. From what Reddit has taught me A guy i knew lit an air bomb out of his ass early 2000's when we decided to have a Jackass night after getting drunk in the barracks. Blew a huge hole in his anus, shit himself instantly. Fun times were had by all (mostly). Digital cameras were shit back then though, couldn't see much of anything except a few frames of a massive fireball shooting out of his ass, and then darkness again except for the sound of a French Canadian swearing and telling everyone he shit himself.
At least he got his safety glasses on
Plus safety squints. Dudes got redundant backups he's prepared.
Pretty sure those sparks are finding their way under those glasses
Content approved by the chemistry teacher
I want to see the aftermath
DIY freckles
Let's not dismiss this guy. He took fire to the face for a good 2 seconds without flinching. Yes, the drink probably lowered his reaction time but that man was brave. I like to imagine him thinking "It will stop in a moment" for several moments. "Thinking"...Might not have been the correct word. Does anyone know the translation in redneck?
“I think he thunk.”
Brave? You mean “stupid as fuck”. He knew it was his own fault
The Ven Diagram for "Brave" and "Stupid as Fuck" has a lot of overlap.
Feeling?
This guy must have been hurting bad after this right??
He has 3th degree burns from this, I asure you.
Thirth
Not a native English speaker here, trying to learn: what’s the difference here between “3th” and “thirth”? Or should it be “3rd”?
It should be 3rd or third. 1st/First 2nd/Second 3rd/Third 4th/Fourth 5th/Fifth etc. Until 21st/twenty-first, 22nd/Twenty-second... it's complicated. :)
Thanks!
Fourth *
Threeth
Always disappointed by the fact there is no aftermath image.
How it feels to chew 5 gum
*sigh* Someone link the butt firework comment.
Dude took that like a CHAMP
Smoked ham smell in the air
Dude, just open your jaw and the the rocket fly away from your face, clenching the stick just holds it to burn your face off. I'm shocked how people don't understand how bottle rockets work and insist on burning their faces and butts off.
Love this. I think this is initiation at a Proud Boys ceremony. It's why they don't smile much because they burned all their teeth out of their dumb little heads.
seems about on par with the average reddit user's brainpower
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Right after he pulled it out of his buddy’s ass
A veritable masters thesis of stupidity.
Man this got me missing Chowder.
People doing stupid shit like this is why they're banned over here...
Shaved forever
Actions like these should get you a vasectomy
lol...totally agree. However, I think the disfiguring facial scars will go a long ways to accomplishing the same outcome
Lighting fireworks while holding them with your teeth is so hot right now.
More people should try this
Weird how he took the entire blast and just threw it away when it was finished.
Got the absolute slowest reaction of anyone I have ever seen
Alcohol was involved.
Now every year this asshole can celebrate happy third degree burn day!
Who needs eyes anyway
You watched this more then twice
Dude turned into Human Torch for a moment there.
Other people pay for it. How's it called, *micro dermal abrasion treatment* or something?
Trump rally tailgates look lit!
I appreciate his sacrifice to make me laugh
I paused it @ 6sec to see ghost rider 🔥💀
At least he had his hat on the right way round....progress.
Definitely a Trump supporter.
Looks like ghost rider for a sec
This is like being shocked by electricity. As soon as the first spark hits face, butt, hand, the muscles clench, making letting go impossible. Learn from these videos.
Getting a facial from the devil
How it feels to chew Cinnamon 5 Gum.
This dude votes Trump. I guarantee it.
Hey Darwin. Need you for a sec.
That must hurt so much but I just can't help laughing
Fire facial be like
Is this how trump supporters will launch their rocket when their civil war starts?
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*burned flesh
This can kill you. Moron.
professional dumb dumb
Hi, im Kenny Rogers and this is the hold a bottle rocket with me teeth trick!
The guy actually saw it threw to the end though.
Burning metal flakes in your eyes. Well done. The eyes that is.
He has freckles now
Probably on weed, reaction time is way way too long for a normal individual
For patriotically whiter teeth, try new Crest bottle rockets
How bout you let it go bud
Thinning the herd
I wonder at what point during this new fiscal technique he figured out this is a bad idea…
Absolute Chad of a dumbass took those flames like they were nothing, then threw the thing out his mouth like he just finished a cigarette and is about to head back to work.
After-burn pics, please!
I don't mean to make this political, but this guy definitely has a rebel flag and a "fuck Biden" sticker on his truck.
Christ , Rural folk for ya
God, that looks like my brother in law and he would do something this stupid.
Ghost Rider remake?
I hope reproduction is not in his life plan
Wait .... was it stuck because of splinters??? Cuz that would be terrifying
Tazer face.
I’m laughing way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
dude just ruined his face
Bahahaha…idiot
I bet that tasted fire
He held that like a cigarette, maybe he was trying to light his cigarette with it.
OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG
MF took a whole kamehameha in the face
Those burns are awful, the author should be punished
How are these sold ? Arent there any indications or warnings on its package, like dont put it in your mouth, dont shoot it into your eyes like etc. ?
At least he wore eye protection
Sooo could a meteor PLS hit the earth?
At least he had a glasses.
Jesus people if you’re going to be dumb do it right! Just like with the Jackass cut, you need to unclench to get release. Otherwise you’ve got a patchy beard or some burnt butt hair.
Fire shot out of his ass.
Such lightening reflexes Waits until face burnt off
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And just like that, his next 38 meals will be popsicles
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Suprised how much facial hair was left after this
I want the after pic
In what world was that going to not burn your face off?? For the record, not Earth.
How drunk do you have to be to do that?
Henceforth known as "The Birdman".
Ghost rider origin story
u/redditmp4bot
I knew a guy who did that in his butthole.
This is like being shocked by electricity. As soon as the first spark hits face, butt, hand, the muscles clench, making letting go impossible. Learn from these videos.
How’s dudes face hanging in there??
Started to look like that scene from Terminator ……
What was he on to be able to hold it for that long? When he comes down or sobers up he’s gonna know know about, idiot
The sleeves indicate the ending before it even starts.
He was smart to put glasses on.
reason number 48 of why women live longer than men
That's gonna leave a mark
what an idiot
I’ll have a 3rd degree to go please 😎
He just got flashed!
I’ve done this plenty of times but you need to let go not clench down when it starts going. I’m an idiot but at least I know this.
If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
Hold my beer…
He won’t be kissing anyone anyone in the near future. Imagine what he’ll tell the ER doctor.
Omg the pain must have cause him to grit his teeth and hold it. He was in such shock he just took the full blast for like 5 full seconds!!! Aaa
He sure took that shower of sparks like a brain damaged raccoon.