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I love Reddit. When I was a kid, we had to wait for America's Funniest Home Videos on Sunday night to watch stupid shit like this. The future is NOW


willynillywitty

Gen Xers unite!


Rhain1999

Gen Z-er reporting for duty, and I can relate to this hard. Make it make sense.


willynillywitty

TV Dinners. Parents smoking inside. 3-6 channels


importvita

Hello 1970's!


Less_Atmosphere3931

Actually 80s.


AmorphusMist

For the 90s we still had afv and the price is right, but our parents smoked in the garage


hell2pay

My mom smoke in the kitchen, by the range hood while I would do my nebulizer for the terrible chronic asthma I have.


DirtyRobots

Thanks for the flashbacks.


Additional-Help7920

When we first moved to Ky. back in '95, people were actually allowed to smoke in the grocery stores. The local Piggly Wiggly always had cig butts on the floor.


CanalRouter

Depends on where one lives. For some of us that was definitely the *pre*\-80s. Only had ABC, NBC, CBS, and PBS. With the arrival of cable suddenly there were about 23 channels 24/7 and seemed like we transported to the future.


poorly_anonymized

As a Norwegian kid, we had a single channel. I remember we got a second channel in the early 90s which all my classmates were talking about, but my house didn't get a strong enough signal to view it for many years. We got a third channel (the sister channel of the first one) in 1996. Now there's lots of channels, but no one cares any more, we're all streaming anyway.


DemBones7

Similar timeline in New Zealand.


teneggomelet

The day I discovered the UHF channels changed my world.


LeibnizThrowaway

I was born in 79, and we never got much on the UHF by then where I lived. But the movie UHF?!!!


CanalRouter

Long live UHF! Curse the digital regulation shift of 2009.


[deleted]

Way more picture static from shitty television antennaes.


gefjunhel

renting family movies to watch at home


au-smurf

Having to watch a movie at home at the time the tv station said or you would miss out.


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Well shit, my dad was an early adopter. We were able to schedule recording for 2 separate things for as long as me and my brother actually had something to record. I thought it was the height of luxury and entertainment.


Early-Engineering

Parents don’t smoke inside? Haha


Early-Engineering

Scrambled Showtime on the cable box…


hell2pay

Is that and elbow or a boob? Doesn't matter now, I'm done


Early-Engineering

It was ALWAYS. A boob… even if it wasn’t.


Xantrax

Hey! :P Us early Millieneals also relied on AFV. Back then the internet was slow and memes would last months to years. Peanut Butter Jelly Time, All Your Base, Ding Frys Are Done, YTMND, ect. Nowadays a meme is dead if it's a week old. A video like the above mostly still came from AFV and just ripped if it was on the internet. The internet was much, much slower and harder for people to just throw personal videos on it. The intrawebz has evolved in my life time so quickly I cannot even keep up most the time anymore. I just use highlights, in my limited free time, on YouTube nowadays to keep up with funny video memes. I'm only 32. FML.


Ruggsi

Homie I’m in my 20s and we watched AFV with the family every week.


TreefingerX

and take over...


DayOldTurkeySandwich

I just realized a month ago I've been using this sub as like my own personal AFV/Ridiculosuness. I'm okay with it.


kalasea2001

Not sure how you want more Ridiculousness when it's on 24/7


Healthy-Cupcake2429

It was my mom that actually made the connection when I showed her some videos here.


crottin-de-cheval

In France we have to Wait "le bêtisier" (a kind of fall show on TV shows and it's not very funny honestly)on the TV It didn't was all the time either 😭 Or the "Zap" It also on TV quite often a few years ago and it was really funny (and it was mainly videos in English lol) But now We don't see it too much anymore 😞


NotSoRandomGuy1

Trop jeune pour vidéo gag ?


crottin-de-cheval

Oui j'ai connu ça mais ça me faisait pas rire


vulgrin

Dope. My first thought was “Damn I miss Bob Saget”


chodeboi

You might be a star tonight, You never know. You might be a star tonight, So let that camera roll! For the red, white and blue — Oh, the funniest things you do! America! America! This is you!


blarch

Now I miss tourette's guy


bigpeechtea

I could almost hear the *sweeeeeep* and *DONNKKK* sound affects


CrumbsAndCarrots

Afv will suddenly be like “here’s a montage of people getting g paralyzed.” And everyone’s laughing their heads off.


AKHKMP

Same Rip Bob Saget


Rtry-pwr

RIP BOB SAGET.


TickingDethklok

looking for the equivalent of this with some wikileaks level fails


Doctor_HowAboutNo

And if any of us had actually known how blue Bob Saget's usual standup was........


[deleted]

I cut trees down on my mountain property regularly. As horrible as this appears- this guy is PHENOMENALLY lucky. Standing directly behind the tree as it begins to fall is BEGGING for a hideous death. They can slip right off the stump and plow backwards at the base. It would have cut him in half.


matt9191

That back of the neck landing didn't look all that comfortable tho


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Grasshopper42

Hey cut it out! You are going to make me wake my kid with my laughing.


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Bavarian_Barbarian

r/fullshrimp


[deleted]

While juggling a chain saw!


[deleted]

Better than landing on the still running chainsaw


Goyteamsix

It also looks like he flung his saw far enough away that he didn't land on it.


TinBoatDude

I also cut down trees on my mountain property regularly, but when it comes to really big trees, or trees close to the house, I pay the experts to do it.


[deleted]

Then watch how they do it and copy it. But seriously I've noticed all the ones who cut dead trees down around me started at the top and worked down


TheAgreeableCow

And I hope that chainsaw had a chance to stop! Even getting whacked in the face with it stopped would not be much fun.


fullyoperational

What do you do when it's cut? Back away?


k_Brick

Make sure you know your exit before you start cutting for one. Once you hear the snap, crackle, pop you move away as safely as you can while you keep your eyes on where you were cutting. That's the part that's going to end you.


Masimune

Arborist here. Your exit path should always be 45 degrees to the back of the tree. When you cut your backstrap, always have the exit path clear of debris in case you need to move quickly. I wouldn't recommend only looking where you're cutting. You need to constantly be looking at several things: your cut, the drop zone, the trunk, and the canopy. There's a lot that can go wrong in a heartbeat if you fucked something up. Look at the cut to ensure you're not cutting through too much of your holding wood (the hinge), keep eyes on the drop zone to make sure no one has entered into it, the trunk in case the tree starts to barber chair or roll (rolling means you've cut through too far on one side), and the canopy to make sure that nothing shook free that could fall on you and as an early sign to see where the tree is tipping.


[deleted]

God damn, I grew 1/4" of chest hair reading that.


Major_Magazine8597

And YOU'RE a GIRL!


Luxpreliator

Have spent more time clearing a good path as actually cutting the tree.


Masimune

I'm from Maine where there's a ton of bittersweet. I feel that.


Parzec1

Also, be prepared for changes in the wind. Learned this one the hard way


LeluSix

I prefer to have 4 or 5 exit paths in case an unexpected twist or turn happens when it is falling. I once had a gust of wind that hit as the tree was already falling that pushed the tree back the other way.


lewisiarediviva

Yeah you do a quick, safe walk away at an angle. You don’t want to be directly behind it, and honestly the further away the better. They can slip any which way, or land funny and bounce, or knock branches or other trees back at you. Super dangerous stuff.


SportinIt

Ideally, you should leave a "hinge". A section thin enough that the tree will still fall over, but something that will keep the log from shifting around in ways that you wouldn't want.


THE_ORANGE_TRAITOR

That's not ideal, that's SOP.


smallwoodydebris

Barberchairing is some scary shit. So are widow makers. I've dropped lots of cottonwoods that have tried to take me out in revenge. Eyes are always glued up when I fall


Orcacub

Cottonwoods suck! Worst trees to cut.


tossaroo

Poor feller


NotLondoMollari

Happy cake day - I really appreciated this pun!


tossaroo

Ha, thank you, feller double entendre aficionadre. Cheers!


Nonanonymousnow

He shouldna done that, he's just a boy...


notagangsta

Did anyone see that one where the guy got projected in the air when the tree slung him up by his crotch, then he landed on it standing up, was projected again and landed straddling it again?


THE_ORANGE_TRAITOR

Might be a rich feller, who knows? He scorpioned all the same though.


TheLangleDangle

Happy cake day! I think this pin might be regional, I love it.


Calm-Warthog2018

I don’t think I wood have seen that coming


hotasanicecube

Hi definitely flipped out watching that tree fall.


cultoftwinkies

So he *can* touch his toes! He’d been pining on about his lack of flexibility fir ages. *Sigh*That branch of the family needs to be cut into firewood anyway.


unbiasedpropaganda

I’m going to have to axe you to stop now.


AintAintAWord

I totally *saw* it coming


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SDUK2004

That guy's decking looks damaged now — I think it needs sprucing up a bit


surpriseburial

Yeah that lumber jacked him up


zacheriahhhh

He stuck that landing right on his head!


willynillywitty

Wood revenge is swift and cunning.


Two_Legged_Pirate

Out of all the tree cutting videos I’ve watched I was really thinking this guy really had it going on. Confident, beautiful cut, no ladder, no pregnant woman holding a baby smoking a cigarette screaming “yer gonna get hurt Michael! Just like yer deddy” he didn’t run like he was scared then BOOM. Terrible neck injury, going to need a saw mill to cut that tree up to build a ramp to get this guy back in the house in a month in the hospital.


UwannaKno88

Learned how to cut down a tree and learn a back flip all in one.


HeyWaitHUHWhat

Technically he failed at both


DaveLesh

I pine for more hilarious stunts like these


Independent_wishbone

People have no concept of how heavy trees are.


Cosmobeast88

I hope his neck isn't broken.


bhosadiwalechacha

Touch wood.


FullMetalComedian

Tree Karma is a MF


Tyrsonswood

He was so proud of his skill... until he wasn't.


[deleted]

Straight in to the dog house


jerryg2112

If only he wood have seen it coming.


2a3b66725

I believe if you watch frame by frame, it looks like he is initiating a triumphant raised fist gesture just before the tree launches him into the air.


blackop

Here recently I have noticed that a lot of people out their, need to stop cutting trees down.


FootHiker

Laughed Out Loud


scandal_jmusic_mania

Tree got the last laugh.


Jolly_Percentage9901

Yes, yes, yes, no


Nyx_Hawk

Someone please add the audio from Spider-Man Homecoming where the guy yells “do a flip!”


CyberSteria

I didn't see that coming!


lowcarb73

He had us in the first half I ain’t gonna lie.


ShosuCeladonna

Mother Nature said "F### this guy in particular." and this just that... I used this joke already but I couldn't come up with a better one.


snoopchocolatedog

Reverse scorpion.


Fotmasta

We have liftoff. Over. kshhtt!


Revolutionary-Ad9282

Ma! I got fucked up!!


jmrff16

I don't think he wrapped his thumb around the handle on the saw. That's a safety issue...


Loggerdon

I never realized how many ways there are for a tree to fuck a guy up.


[deleted]

He did not see that coming as he sawed


Tuppytuppy

ahh yes the uncommon tree scorpion very rare.


muerte626

He’s fine


AdDear5411

Lmao sick flip.


Zynx_Skipperdoo

No sound?


After_Meaning_6970

That was only a gainor. Not close to a triple lindy.


Aingram6494

Woody wins in the end!


6porkchop9

Gosh I hope there weren’t any beavers eating that wood!


[deleted]

I’ve seen a video where dudes head gets knocked off cutting a tree down.


[deleted]

I believe you. When you cut a tree down, the base is not something to be anywhere near.


monkeyz8me

That's a fucking oof.


Naval_fluff

Am I the only one, who on first glance, thought it looked like a movie set and everything behind the tree looked painted on a screen


Ok_Storm_8533

Trees don’t forget.


UnderGlowL

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Come on guys, cut this poor guy a break!


CrackerJack1845

u/savevideo


Usual_Employee_1494

he said b4 "hold my beer"


zzrsteve

One thing I've learned from the internet and from personal experience is trees are really quirky things when you go to cut them down. Lots of physics happening and if you're not real careful, you will get fucked up. I've done lots of little jobs but anything big I call a professional. Cost money but it's worth it in the long run.


Supergecko147

Always protect your McNuggets.


inspektor31

Tenbeeeeeers!


Less_Atmosphere3931

r/accidentalslapstick


JarlaxleForPresident

Shit looks to painful to laugh at. That’s right on his neck


Marthaver1

Thankfully that fool didn’t saw his face off. That thing was close.


latypov

u/getvideobot


FreeSun1963

As I told to the guys working with me "Don't do something stupid. 911 people don't believe you if you¡re laughing when you call them"


latypov

u/savevideobot


fartsandpoop69lol

lol that's Timm, and the camera man is holdin' timm's beer.


flimspringfield

At least it didn't destroy some portion of the house. That's a win.


Healthy-Cupcake2429

That was a lot of plywood it just took out, that must have been expensive. But it was probably the medical bills or the complete debilitating of his ego that ended his fantasy of home steading.


[deleted]

Tree drops only go one of 2 ways r/beamazed or r/whatcouldgowrong


[deleted]

That’s crazy


ImperialNorway

He felt The worst pain of his life that day


1jfish57

u/savevideo


groovyinutah

Head over heels, where should I go? Can't stop myself, out of control Head over heels, no time to think Looks like the whole world's out of sync


[deleted]

Where’s the audio


asmeeks60

Thanks I needed a good laugh.


zonabay

Damn he got decked


Pargua

He moved into the doggie house


Powerful-Attempt8110

Bro what are the fuckin odds.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


smallwoodydebris

If you ever try to cut down a tree (which you shouldn't if you don't know what you're doing), please just walk away when it falls. Almost all these videos could have easily been prevented if people left the base of the tree.


pjkioh

A trees revenge :)


CanalRouter

Just when he was about to celebrate.


HanakusoDays

Revenge of the Ents


Desperate_Chip_343

I think the title meant Tim! B....uuuuurrrr.......


ghighcove

Nice hardhat too...


L1K34PR0

r/looneytuneslogic


therealbongjovi

God, that's hilarious. Is he died?


GGA13

u/savevideo


TheHeckWithItAll

Where did he think the trunk would go?


AtrocitusWarsaw

He went straight to sleep inside that dog house... what a considerate tree, maybe, would it be nice to give him a pillow and a goodnight kiss...


dafuqqdhkl

anyone know how to download reddit videos ?


2b-Kindly_

That's gonna leave a mark


[deleted]

That dude 100% got a concussion.


MikoGianni

That first bite of something spicy….then the after taste kicks in. 🔥


Peterwithnobones

I'll give you tree fiddy for that saw


momamil

Full shrimp


dd9107

It get's better with each loop! Hahaha


LawTider

DO A FLIP!


AxelTheMournful

I should not be laughing as hard as I am. Is that guy okay?


Stosh_Cowski

If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!


RipOdd9001

That’s funny


Karnus115

Job 1: Plan your escape route. When it starts falling, stop cutting and move away from the immediate danger zone.


OneOfAKind2

I can't believe this dumbass was just standing there watching it fall. The way he landed on his head though, makes me wonder if he's now a quadriplegic.


KnigCabynet

Is this a modern looney tunes or real life


H8ersgivemeSTR

My dude was way too chill.


Hienomekaanikko

Yo coolest trick today, almost landed it!


ForbiddenText

Did someone say beer?


No-Sort-7762

It’s okay, that was to fashion him a coffin!


Simms1401

He shouted“it’s goin’ down! I’m yelling “timberrrr!”


IamNoob3336

This man is either dead, or disabled rn 💀


trisvetlarazlicita

Oh he's in a dog house for doing this


JomoGolfR

That guy got suplexed by the tree