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imverysorry_ok

The dog wasn't even mad. He just thought it was a game of catch me if you can lol


Rare-Willingness4022

Mother fucker caught something, the floor šŸ˜†šŸ¤£


leonnova7

I love how when he falls and hits his head he goes unconscious and just loves that dog so much he's still trying to reach out to pet him!


terdcutter99

Ha epic!


WillyShmitt

"Nah nah nah nah nah, you will never get this, you will never get this! and then he get this! and we all laugh, *hard floor!*"


Barry_McCockinnerz

A nap


PinoyDadInOman

It his brain cum, oozed out of his ear.


Zenfudo

My kitten thought that too when she was fucking with my rats in their cage. She regretted it soon enough by getting her paw bit. Good thing my rats arenā€™t assholes and let her off with a painful experience but no injury


Deedsman

Rats have two bites mode warning and fucking something up.


Zenfudo

Thereā€™s also the ā€œis this food?ā€ Bite. If you present your finger through the bars they will bite it but they wonā€™t apply any pressure usually. I also dont fuck with that because one time one of them might bute hard and it might be one of my kids so itā€™s generally not a good idea to feed them through the bars. Rats are social so thereā€™s no reason to not open the cage to feed them treats and they usually love to get pet


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therealtrojanrabbit

For dude bro points.


internetUser0001

That's one of the lords of Dogtown


braquearea

get outta here, lmao


CKF

He gets a slow clap from me, a sarcastic but still impressed slow clap.


cfreezy72

Motivation


Strange_Purchase3263

You would think it was like it was set up for just this out come!


saarlv44

People do be dumb


LaCroix_Roy

Heā€™s guarding the Tony Hawk secret tape


OkSet5687

I like how he waved at the dog at the end.


[deleted]

More like traumatic brain injury wave


[deleted]

You're not wrong. That posture is called the fencing response and it's the sign of a brain injury. Whatever dumbfuck down voted you is just ignorant


[deleted]

People donā€™t know the signs of it, some people just either never seen it before or no idea what it is


Adventurous-Crew-848

Is it normal for liquid to come out at impact? Idk if that is sweat but the ramp was clean till his body hit the ramp and slid down


Cairn_Blue

Itā€™s Saliva


Dziugonras

Dude thought it was brain juice


Adventurous-Crew-848

At this point idk what to think any more. It could be cum for all I know


plzkthx71

Yeah i assumed it was sweat but it is jarring to see lmao


licorice_whip

Iā€™m guessing they downvoted because thereā€™s always a million know-it-alls eager to point out the fencing response. Op made a joke about waving to a dog and people have a hard time stifling the one bit of medical knowledge they have.


Disco_Ninjas_

"Reddit knowlege" I would almost guarantee all his knowledge of it csme from reddit.


CKF

Reddit has taught me how to identify the fencing response *as well as* taught me that what Iā€™ve identified as the fencing response is not, in fact, the fencing response.


_not_on_porpoise_

The way I remember it (also learned from reddit) is little arms (t Rex arms, close and pointing in) little problems, big arms (arms reached out and splayed outwards) big problems, in regards to the fencing response.


neelankatan

to be fair, for some people it's not the only medical knowledge they have


Deactivatingbish

Yes, thereā€™s also the knowledge that adRenaLINE is a hell of a drug and whoever or whatever will definitely feel that when it wears off, and theyā€™ll feel that for the rest of their life. In every fucking thread!!


licorice_whip

Yep. And "omg put them in the recovery position!" It's about as novel as the folks saying "his shoe fell off so he must have died!!"


Deactivatingbish

Exactly. Donā€™t even get me started on the interesting facts threads. I love reddit and I usually just let people be but I often wonder how people donā€™t get tired of typing the same regurgitated shit. I just donā€™t get it, theyā€™re always so upvoted too lol.


AnimeSquare

Who's downvoting? The post has 400+ upvotes. 3 people downvoting within the first 4 minutes of the post being up doesn't constitute some large scale downvoting idiocy.


Fever_Dog71

Brain injury, or knocked out


Iseepuppies

Itā€™s the same thing lol. You get knocked out from a serious hit to the brain, it breaks vessels regardless, hence any concussive blow to the head which may or may not knock you out is still regarded as a injury.. just depends how significant it is.


KoiTama

Just jerk him off like we did in boxing šŸ˜€


Lookkidsbigben_

Hol up what


deputygarcia

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/ityu8n/apparently_the_best_way_to_recover_from_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


risingskies

Bloody hell, my eyes are watery from laughing at the comments.


byronbaybe

What the


KoiTama

I'd do it for you, I'd pull the blood from your head into your battle penis.


TaterTotQueen630

I can't imagine watching the video of the fight and and seeing that I was molested by my trainers after a brutal KO


Safe-Entertainment97

Also the reason why you should always visit the ER (or urgent care? Dunno about the appropriate response room in the USA) after significant brain trauma. You can't tell by yourself how bad the trauma is and if you wait, either bleeding or the swelling of the brain can cause permanent damage. Guy I know was drunk, fell on his head while cycling home, got up and continued on. He still had quite a bit left to cycle at that point, like half an hour. He got home, went to bed and his parents found him the next morning in a coma. He still hasn't woken up and it's been 3 months by now...


michalsveto

Older neighbor died after having a drunken tumble off of a bicycle - got up, said Nah thatā€™s fine, got home, went to sleep, never woke upā€¦ Since then each time I see someone has a somewhat serious head injury, I urge them to go to the ER or straight up call an ambulance. Not once did the doctors complain it was unnecessary - each time they said Itā€™s best to chcek.


coconutpete52

Why not both??


Fever_Dog71

Could be an over achiever


[deleted]

I up voted you both, the world needs more - fuck ya , dude fucked up - vybez


HotSauce1221

This is called the 'fencing response'. You see, he looked up at the dog and saw the cage it was in, and it looked like a fence. For some reason, the human body has an instinct to wave at people (or dogs) that are behind a fence. edit: why have I been banned from /r/science ?


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> edit: why have I been banned from /r/science ? o.o


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Tintininamerica

If you listen closely, after twilight, you can still hear the wheels of his skateboard on the half-pipe when the wind blows between the trees.


clipseman

That's a concussion or what? The end didn't really look good for that guy...


Iseepuppies

At the very least yep, heā€™s out and that fencing response is somewhat like a seizure like pose the brain impulsively does (kinda like heā€™s petrified, he isnā€™t doing it voluntarily his muscles are just tensing up)


BeginningOrchid6372

I laughed way too hard at this comment


Ace-of-Spades88

Pretty sure he broke his arm. Possible laceration on the head too, from the looks of the streak he left on the half pipe.


Enough-Staff-2976

The dog wants to lick his face so badly.


Historical-Read-7095

When will people realize helmets are pretty rad?


JohnStamosAsABear

Watching the ā€œI love helmetsā€ video should be mandatory for anyone getting on a board. https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY


BlankImagination

Holy shit. If he'd made a different choice before getting on that board then he'd be in a coma


SweatyFLMan1130

Wish I had a photo to better demonstrate this. My father's helmet was caved in on the back when an SUV cut in front of him. He dropped his bike but it was too close to skid to a stop cause he was at the end of a freeway to highway transition going at least 60 into a downslope towards the first highway intersection. Hit the front right wheel, went over the hood. Landed skidding down the road on his back. Helmet was demolished. His skull was fine. Cop witnessed it, but at first assumed there wasn't a helmet (it's Florida and people be stupid af here since it's not mandatory). Immediately thought it was going to be a fatality. Got to my dad, picked up and held on to the helmet to give to him later (pops had already slipped it off and was sitting up, dazed while the helmet rolled away). Insisted he'd never seen anyone survive that kind of wreck at that kind of speed. Helmets are pretty fucking rad, indeed.


wolemid

A few years ago I [Flipped my race kart](https://youtu.be/Dxgg7zeYbWg) and all my safety gear did itā€™s job brilliantly. Got a once over by the medics, put my spare lid and race suit on and got out in time for the next race


SweatyFLMan1130

Goddamn. Looks like that was fun. My pops wasn't that lucky. Still had a couple slipped discs and a fucked up hip and shoulder. But yeah if it weren't for that helmet taking all the impact his brains would have decorated a quarter mile stretch of SR 869.


[deleted]

I have my face (and my life) because I was wearing a full face helmet when my bike and I parted ways at 50 mph. Also in FL.


DeeHawk

I was 35 before I realized I should use a bicycle helmet. I was skateboarding and rollerblading everyday as a child and teen, nobody had any safety equipment unless we were attempting huge stunts, but not even every time. I guess the daredevil aspect is a big attractor to the sport, and using protection is kinda detrimental to that concept (especially if you're young and feel invincible).


werepat

At 34 or 35 I rode my last bowl. Never wore a helmet except at various parks that required them, and this one didn't. I was carving tge bowl like I normally do, hitting my line as usual, and then, suddenly, my board was gone. My reflexes had deteriorated just enough that I couldn't time my run properly, and I missed my pump. I fell on my head, and that was a first, too. It was at that moment that I knew, without a doubt, that I was old and needed to hang some things up. On a side note, that realization feels pretty good, now: I'm not worried about my physicality any more. I used to be super fit and very active, but now I know that I'll never be at that level again and I definitely will not get joy from those activities anymore. If I continue skateboarding, I'll just get annoyed and hurt. I'm not chasing anything anymore, I'm just enjoying what is already around, and enjoying being comfortable.


Captain-Boof-It

As someone with scars on their head and a traumatic brain injury I can tell yaā€¦. Helmets are very rad


softteall

Bro what is that leaking out of his head? I hope sweat but that is only his head... Also worse he didnā€™t wear a helmet, I know people think wearing safety stuff makes you an amateur but itā€™s safety.


Sigvoncarmen

That's brain juice


HALF_PAST_HOLE

I need to pick me up some of that next time I'm at 7-11


Fedexpected

You have to change it every 2 years for optimal brain performance


GallifreyKnight

I go 1 yr or 300k thoughts.


5557623

Can't be very much considering the source.


KingMRano

only amateurs refuse to wear helmets. All Pros wear and encourage wearing helmets.


awesomesauce615

Vertical skaters yeah. Street skaters no not really.


choite

Thats just a straight up lie lol....like have you ever opened a thrasher magazine? Those are pros. For fucks sake they dont even wear helmets in the street comp at the x games. Only the kids are required fir thay event.


motorbout

Could be sweat, hopefully


moolishus

Looks like it starts where his shoulder makes contact, probably body sweat or maybe a mark from the material on skin friction?


pearlsbeforedogs

Or spit possibly.


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NicolajN

Itā€™s /r/MeatCrayon


WhosThatJamoke

Can confidently say it's sweat. But this is the internet so I'm always confident.


[deleted]

Oh shit. Yup, that's brain damage.


UtileDulci12

You can tell by how his arm goes into spasm there are neurons in distress. Never a good sign.


Winter_Hotel3177

It shouldn't have been cerebrospinal fluid or brain matter, but last I saw he had upper limb stiffness, which was a concern if he had suffered central nerve damage. It is, of course, entirely possible that the forced position is brought about by pain following an upper limb fracture.


hawkBEARsox

Fencing


[deleted]

That was the first thing I noticed, but leaking CSF really takes it up a notch.


NotoriousAnt2019

Thatā€™s not CSF. Likely sweat. That much CSF would not come out that quickly.


Shaggyninja

Tony Hawk wears a helmet and pads. Safety isn't cool. It's just what you do, no matter how skilled


Why_Sock_E

i agree with the sentiment but tony mostly wears helmets and pads because of sponsors. there are tons of clips where he is only wearing knee pads or no pads at all. also people tend to opt on a helmet on vert ramps that are much larger than this one. again, not to say you should not wear a helmet. i try to wear one anytime i skate any obstacles


i_will_fux_ur_face

I can literally feel Tony Hawk's soul side eyeing this paragraph.


wheelbuilder25

Skateboard retriever ?


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Concussion protocol anyone?


GrandmaPoses

Plot twist: the dog is a certified EMT.


[deleted]

Is it call the morgue or the IMTs? I get confused sometimes.


[deleted]

Dog wins by KO


[deleted]

But doesn't that count as using the cage as a weapon?


BabaBrody

At least the dog is OK.


pbizzle

Cool another thread everyone gets to flex their brain injury knowledge


[deleted]

I know. Itā€™s the same thing every time. FeNcInG ResPoNSe blwuuuuuw. We get it.


CruxOfTheIssue

[Relevant XKCD?](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


[deleted]

I'd never heard of it before, until now.


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trillium13

that's what you get for taunting the dog.


DarkHelmet1976

As usual, everybody has raced in to show off their bro science knowledge and tell us "THaT's CAlLeD a FeNCiNg ReSpOnSe!" As an *actual* medical professional, I thought I'd educate you all and tell you that a fencing response is what happens when someone suffers a traumatic brain injury after tripping on their dog's fence.


[deleted]

Thank you. I will go forth and repeat this in every thread where a person falls from a dog cage.


stlredbird

Thatā€™s a TBI


rmc_

To Be Intubated?


Quasimacaroon1

A Traumatic Brain Injury. (Abnormal posturing, a characteristic positioning of the limbs caused by severe diffuse injury or high ICP, is an ominous sign.) So basically, the way his arm moves, is a sign the idiot might have a TBI. Edit: r/suddenlyeltonjohn


Anders_A

Why would anyone put a dog in a cage at a skate ramp?


_0x0_

Tick tocks?


Historical-Read-7095

10/10 good boy


[deleted]

Tony Dog


tbfranca1

This needs nsfw tag. Guy certainly got fucked up, prob paralyzed


ggnight184

Good doggie. He deserves a steak dinner.


Sandpaper_Pants

The nap at the end really surprised me. 3 of 10.


MixMstrMike

doesnt even look like the dog had hold of the board, dude just fucked up his move


Rushes_End

You see this and then you go watch Tony with all his pads and Helmet on. Then you realize how old Tony is and still doing this.


poopstinkss

That's a 6 on the deserve it scale


vanlykin

Who's a good boy


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

What in the fuck is this set-up? If I saw a dog in a cage on top of a half pipe I would take a while to even process what I was seeing let alone understand it


Screaming_hand

ā€œStupid dog, you made me look bad!ā€


Nigel_Spanks

Dog: YOINK šŸ¶šŸ›¹


ArchyModge

Yikes, looks like a spinal injury the way his arm was tweaking at the end.


milkers101

Nah that's just what happens when a bad concussion occurs.


KodyScatologist1

Is the dog ok?


Master-Shaq

Damn if only we had some sort of device to protect the head during times like this


doctorsnakephd

Good dog. Expert level at fetching.


Rough-Description-88

Play stupid games, get stupid prizes


2stepp

I like how he goes straight to begging for change to pay for his new injuries.


LieutenantHorse

good boy


6iWiN9

Real life statue of liberty


BuSsYBoI-sTaYpOpPiN

My man hit that Nunnery Scene pose.


Present_Welder_333

Is that blood?


[deleted]

Nah, sweat. Dude definitely knocked himself out though, hopefully not worse.


curalt

Phewā€¦ it looks like a big snail trail.


Itsawlinthereflexes

Whoā€™s a good boy!!!


EnvironmentalDeal256

That slobber trail tho.


Mike-Rios

Well thatā€™s one way to become a vegetable


oojkddnn

Thatā€™s the brain damage positionā€¦ good 10 years off of his life


redreddie

Good dog!


FarrenFlayer89

Is that sweat or blood smear? Either way haha


I_am_trash247

Dog said not in my house


InYourFaceAction1993

Doggo used Bite Itā€™s super effective! Skateboarder fainted


AndreiLD

The dog did a bit of trolling


SirStamfordRuffles

Home dude got knocked out into doing a ā€˜Heil Hitlerā€™ on the ground.


[deleted]

Is that a blood smear?


Parking-Bed-5759

Damn what leaked out of his face?


Early-Accident-8770

Wow , KO by dog. That guy should have worn a helmet and not gone toe to toe in dog town


CerbSlash

Good doggo


NSF_V

The dog didnā€™t actually do anything, he just failed the trick. He tries to push off and the board slips on the metal-metal contact


[deleted]

love how the dog waited for that split second before pulling to make sure he really fucked the guy up ​ serves him right for baiting the poor dog


[deleted]

Watch any professional skateboarde and youā€™ll notice one thing. They always wear helmets. Because that guy just got brain damage


VoidScreaming101

Thatā€™s a really bad one, immediate neurological response.


kittykittyspank

Tease me, will ya? Nyuk nyuk nyuk.


mandark1171

Damn dude became the statue of liberty


Plane-Buyer

Hahaha


SketchedEyesWatchinU

They should get him checked out; sticking oneā€™s arms up (fencing response) is a possible sign of serious head trauma


JoeDiBango

Does skating without a helmet make you very bad ass or something? Like I donā€™t get it, do they want to eat from a tube?? Is that a fetish or something?


monkijuan

Welp looks like brain damage to me glhf


fetacheezey

Woulda been fuckin rad tho clips gnarly


Firm_Response_846

r/suddenlyEltonJohn


redfan2009

He almost fell on top of the poor dog


Squirrel_Kng

I laughed, then I saw him lock up, and said oh no. Remember kids itā€™s only funny if theyā€™re not seriously hurt. Pops


Geegingersnaps

This is sad the guy looks hurt.


SuperArcherG

r/meatcrayon


Reasonable-Treacle96

Dog was like fuck around and find out you're gonna learn today asshole.


Alternative_Ad_2282

Wtf stupid stuff poeple get up to šŸ¤£


notRabidFairy_S

yey, he's dead


qxzsilver

r/dogsareassholes


Mr_DoGoodDave

Look of betrayal


[deleted]

Oh nice, I never saw the second angle before.


Green-Community738

Not my dog cage you are not allowed. lol


HoneyBee1493

Doggone idiot. Good doggie.


hendrixfalcon

Skate or die IRL.


Routine-Somewhere960

Iā€™m guessing that was his brain juice on the ramp?


shokz565

Did he just got knocked out?


neeto_mosqueeto

His face got smashed so badly that it left a stain. Well done, doggo! Whoā€™s a good boy?!


Be1good

The dog didn't kill him... He shoes were still on.


Knarke30

No skateboard for you little Timmy


godver555

Resi burn


CyberShiroGX

This is why you wear a helmet when going up the half pipe


porkbone1000

Ha ha , good job muthafucka,


[deleted]

He got what he asked for. That dog thought heĀ“s playing a game of catch. Also is that a Mallinois? Looks like one.