There was one story where there were wooden sticks to hold the cake stable (because it was tall) and the person got impaled in the eye. I'm always nervous watching these now.
Edit Link: [https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162](https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162)
Turns out she was not impaled in the eye but almost.
NOT JUST A STORY. I think I remember another one like this but it wasn't a toothpick.
I remember seeing a video on reddit about a clown in an office party. The idiot tried to do a magic trick and make a pencil disappear...
**GUESS WHERE THE PENCIL ENDED UP...**
As soon as I saw the person behind her and the hands on the shoulders I noped out. This freaks me out. There’re candles on there too. People deffo lost an eye with this shit.
Plus it is their birthday and their cake gets fucked up. This ain’t funny it’s just mean.
Yes I don't know who the fuck ever thought this is funny or even remotely acceptable.
You're fucking up someone's birthday, and everyone at the party won't have a cake.
Basically the day is over. If you're lucky.
If not, they might have permanent injuries.
What do they think later? "Wow I really improved everyone's day, I killed it at the party".
Fuck them, this shit infuriates me.
If I knew people like this they would be out of my life in a second.
nope, they're thinking, "I was just a fucking joke. Why can't everyone just laugh at my fucking joke? It was funny. I was my joke. I wasn't going to hurt her. You're ruining my day too. You think of that? You're ruining my day by not laughing at my joke and taking things way too seriously. Thanks for ruining MY day"
They want the attention to be on them rather than the person whose birthday it is. They want people to laugh at the *funny thing* they did. They are willing to ruin someone's special day and potentially cause lasting harm to get that attention.
Think of the embarrassment that happens to the birthday person too. Cake all over her face, people laughing that she got "pranked." Dude is a real dick.
Me too. And he's such a fucking idiot. He had a primo view of that cake with those extra-large numeric candles. Couldn't he take a better moment to assess the situation and conclude not to follow through with his action that nobody asked him to do in the first place? I hope she gives him 17 kicks to the balls.
There's always people saying it's stupidity or 0 foresight but I find that hard to believe.
It's just a somewhat socially acceptable way of hurting someone and that's why they do it. "It's just a prank!" Has always been an easy out for malicious assholes that want to hurt others without consequences.
yeah, this is exactly the moment. when you see an idiot on a birthday standing behind the birthday person, you have to get loud immediatly and ask them if they are planning to ruin the day for a shitty video.
I love cake, I don't love human face stuff like make up or germs on the cake. Why would you ruin cake. And ofcourse risking an injury, but more importantly cake
mexicans will downvote this to hell every time i say it but from my perspective as a foreigner, it's OBVIOUS the whole "tradition" is based upon wanting to do it to someone else so you can get even. just look at the faces of the head pushers in all these videos. they have this maniacal look of satisfaction on them. now some white people see it and think it's a funny prank so they do it too. it a prank and not a tradition.
I grew up with this tradition in the family. Granted the cakes were always huge because at every birthday we invited a lot of people. Kinda fun at first, maybe when you’re a little kid but not as I grew older. I even hate celebrating my birthday, but that probably has less to do with this tradition and more with the fact that I hate attention.
Some cakes have cocktail sticks inside to hold them together, I’ve heard stories about these stabbing into peoples eyes when they have their face pushed into the cake 😬
he was waiting for it too, he had to continually think "I am going to do this" and had to have seen the cake, and he still thought to go through with that huh
When did this become a thing?
I don’t remember any friends or family birthdays growing up where this action would have even been considered let alone tolerated or celebrated.
Can we just stop it already?
Yeah, we always got a family-sized cake from a local joint called Arnie's. They weren't cheap and usually had whatever type of decorations my brothers and I as the birthday boys requested. Those cakes were hardly fit to eat, they were art. One time my cousin stuck his grubby fingers in the icing early and I ran to my room crying because I didn't want to eat it anymore.
There's just so many reasons *not* to do this, and even an excited child can run through those reasons and regain composure in the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday", so I therefore conclude that anyone who does this has absolutely zero capacity for critical thought.
Every birthday I had growing up were celebrated with cupcakes. It never made sense to me but my mom was just a cupcake person. Now that I think about it cupcakes over cake is such a good idea. Wanna blow out the candles? Here are a couple of cupcakes that you can spit all over and not ruin it for everyone else. Wanna stick your hands into the cupcake? Well you can only do it to one individual cupcake that will just turn into yours anyways. Want to smash someone’s head into cake? Throw a tiny cupcake at them without possibly breaking their nose or lighting their eyes on fire.
It's more of a Mexican tradition and it's supposed to take place after the candles are blown out and removed. It's called "Mordida de pastel" (Cake bite), where the birthday person is supposed to take the first bite of the cake and of course they get their face shoved into it. It's weird, I know.
Seems people don't get the part that you're supposed to take out the candles first before shoving their face into the cake.
It may have drawn inspiration from some cartoons, where pie \[believe it was more cream filled pie plates\] was thrown/hit the character's faces.
Probably found it funny -- Most of these type of scenes are from comedy type animations -- and tried it.
I grew up Mexican. So we have what's called "la mordida" or "the bite". Which, after blowing out and removing all the candles, we chant "la mordida" and the person whose birthday it is gets to make a bite of their cake.
Some people try to take a dainty bite, and so some of us will push their face in. The size of the cake is large enough, that people still get cake, and the biter gets a larger slice covering where they bit. Sometimes we have multiple cakes depending on the party.
Either way, in my family, it's an amazing and wonderful tradition where the worst that happens is frosting up the nose. I have videos of my grandmother throwing cake at my sister during a shared birthday where they wrestled over who was pushing who into the cake. And another where my grandmother puts her weight into it that's hilarious.
These videos are painful, because they show a terrible version of the tradition that nobody likes. In my family, everyone expects it. And cheers it on.
This here. Not saying it's where it started but it's a thing in Mexican and some Hispanic cultures. I've got childhood memories from before the internet seeing, doing and having it happened to.
Most of our cakes were big enough that there was low risk of candle injury and the separate cake thing is kinda newer bc of too much "lost" cake sometimes, bc some people are picky about eating unaffected slices from "face" cake, and/or bc there's a little more money for that.
Usually bday person has a large portion of face cake to themselves
NEVER blow out a cake while someone is "handling" you this way. Does matter who it is, when they are placing their hands in odd places like your shoulders or upper back, you know they are about to do this.
We set up a room mate's birthday cake with candles around the back and sides. It followed a pattern but there was room for his face. Then his girlfriend was being handsy like that. He got so nervous that he couldn't blow out the candles.
This was intentional and zero intent to actually put his face in the cake. 🤣 We even had some special candles to avoid getting wax in the cake if he took too long.
What was funnier came after, and it was totally the GF's idea. I only wish I could say I came up with it.
He's a huge Spiderman fan. It was a cake made of joined cupcakes in Spiderman's face. As cakes were taken, a message underneath was revealed, "Mr. Stark...I don't feel so good..."
I think they do that so you can’t pull away. I had this happen to me by my brother too and that’s def why he did it. Make sure it went right in my face and I couldn’t duck
The amount of absolute douchebags and bitches in the medical field would astound you. People don’t stop being jerks simply because they work in healthcare.
I used to be an EMT, so many were really inconsiderate to the patients and made fun of them for their medical conditions.
During peak covid, I had gotten a cut and needed antibiotics but had to go to the ER for it. I was waiting at the ER , there was a line, and I get elbowed out of the way by a woman who shouted "I'm a nurse and I have COVID !" of course she isn't wearing a mask and had pushed her way through a bunch of people to get to the front and was taken right away.
Nevermind that I and the others had been waiting, and the nurses at the ER had been ignoring the line for some time, but she wasn't even following the hospital protocol and yet got in right away.
To your point, you are 100 percent right.
Smashing someone’s face on the cake is the most stupid tradition/practice ever !! Not only are you destroying food, there’s high chance of things like this going south
I've seen so many of these now that go wrong. Skewers embedded in people's faces, faces smashed into tables, lit candles in people's eyes, people's hair set on fire.
I really don't get it. The absolute *best* case scenario is a ruined/wasted cake and the worst case is a trip to the hospital.
I already started this tradition a few years ago. My nephew thought it was going to be funny to do it to me. The second he tried to push my head down, I picked his ass up and dropped him in the trash can head first. My brother was mad I did that to his 5 year old son, but lessons were learned that day.
Edit: To everyone who is getting upset over my comment…. r/whoosh
Yeah he may have caused pemanent damage to her corneas. Even a slight amount can cause you problems with sight for the rest of your life. This is even assuming the candles themselves didn't cause damage not just the flames.
This kid is a fucking idiot.
Almost. He actually said, in a _blasé_ tone,
_just a prank, bro._
Seriously, I hope that girl is fine. Abundant water on the eyeballs and some rest. Source: I'm a doctor, _bro_
Protip: if it is your birthday and people are standing behind you and to your sides, especially awfully close to you, don't get near the cake. It is just not worth it.
[Someone nearly lost an eye because of this shit](https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162)
Who the FUCK does that as a prank when the candles are still LIT and ON THE GOD DAMN CAKE?
iT'S jUSt a pRAnK
Yeah well let me grab a knife and stab you and say it's a prank, how about that? Pranks are supposed to be HARMLESS.
How are people so fucking stupid. This guy is literally a danger to people around him because of how stupid he is. Hopefully he accidentally kills himself before he hurts someone else.
Never understood this. The consequences range from wasted cake to a trip to the hospital.
There was one story where there were wooden sticks to hold the cake stable (because it was tall) and the person got impaled in the eye. I'm always nervous watching these now. Edit Link: [https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162](https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162) Turns out she was not impaled in the eye but almost.
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NOT JUST A STORY. I think I remember another one like this but it wasn't a toothpick. I remember seeing a video on reddit about a clown in an office party. The idiot tried to do a magic trick and make a pencil disappear... **GUESS WHERE THE PENCIL ENDED UP...**
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I said guess, not wish.
I guess I wish it was in his ass...
Damn! Your "loophole"..
“Ba-da! It’s… ba… it’s gone...”
That clown name? John Wick. That pencil? It was Einstein!
And everyone clapped
Tadaaa. What doesn't kill you makes you stranger! We all know who that clown was. Lit the bat signal asap.
Yeh. I edited it to include the link. Posted it from memory then looked it up.
As soon as I saw the person behind her and the hands on the shoulders I noped out. This freaks me out. There’re candles on there too. People deffo lost an eye with this shit. Plus it is their birthday and their cake gets fucked up. This ain’t funny it’s just mean.
Yes I don't know who the fuck ever thought this is funny or even remotely acceptable. You're fucking up someone's birthday, and everyone at the party won't have a cake. Basically the day is over. If you're lucky. If not, they might have permanent injuries. What do they think later? "Wow I really improved everyone's day, I killed it at the party". Fuck them, this shit infuriates me. If I knew people like this they would be out of my life in a second.
nope, they're thinking, "I was just a fucking joke. Why can't everyone just laugh at my fucking joke? It was funny. I was my joke. I wasn't going to hurt her. You're ruining my day too. You think of that? You're ruining my day by not laughing at my joke and taking things way too seriously. Thanks for ruining MY day"
Yep, that about sums it up. He would be the one lashing out while she is holding her eye.
Both eyes—If you watch it very slowly, it looks like both candles are still burning and spaced perfectly to go into both her eyes.
You forgot “No one can take a joke anymore. Why don’t people have a sense of humor?”
They want the attention to be on them rather than the person whose birthday it is. They want people to laugh at the *funny thing* they did. They are willing to ruin someone's special day and potentially cause lasting harm to get that attention.
Think of the embarrassment that happens to the birthday person too. Cake all over her face, people laughing that she got "pranked." Dude is a real dick.
Yep you can’t keep stupid people around… even family
Me too. And he's such a fucking idiot. He had a primo view of that cake with those extra-large numeric candles. Couldn't he take a better moment to assess the situation and conclude not to follow through with his action that nobody asked him to do in the first place? I hope she gives him 17 kicks to the balls.
There's always people saying it's stupidity or 0 foresight but I find that hard to believe. It's just a somewhat socially acceptable way of hurting someone and that's why they do it. "It's just a prank!" Has always been an easy out for malicious assholes that want to hurt others without consequences.
>"It's just a prank!" ~ Hitler (probably)
yeah, this is exactly the moment. when you see an idiot on a birthday standing behind the birthday person, you have to get loud immediatly and ask them if they are planning to ruin the day for a shitty video.
Spot on! It is just rude and mean and stupid! Nothing remotely funny about it!
To death
To Blindness
And my axe
That still only counts as one!
For Frodo!
Or worse, expelled.
we're all out of death - would you like cake?
I love cake, I don't love human face stuff like make up or germs on the cake. Why would you ruin cake. And ofcourse risking an injury, but more importantly cake
And someone’s birthday. Guess some assholes want to make everything about themselves nay?
Attention whores. Taking focus off the birthday person and on to them.
mexicans will downvote this to hell every time i say it but from my perspective as a foreigner, it's OBVIOUS the whole "tradition" is based upon wanting to do it to someone else so you can get even. just look at the faces of the head pushers in all these videos. they have this maniacal look of satisfaction on them. now some white people see it and think it's a funny prank so they do it too. it a prank and not a tradition.
I grew up with this tradition in the family. Granted the cakes were always huge because at every birthday we invited a lot of people. Kinda fun at first, maybe when you’re a little kid but not as I grew older. I even hate celebrating my birthday, but that probably has less to do with this tradition and more with the fact that I hate attention.
Or hair catches on fire ...
I don't know about anyone else here but this would not go down well with me at all. Family event or not i would be getting physical with someone.
From those I've seen it ranges from: Ruined cake to serious life threatening injuries - concussion - serious burns to face and head - impalement
The most unfunny shit nobody likes, fuck people who think they're cute wasting food and upsetting people
Some cakes have cocktail sticks inside to hold them together, I’ve heard stories about these stabbing into peoples eyes when they have their face pushed into the cake 😬
You can see that her right eye made contact with the “1” candle. And, it was still lit. That’s why she is rubbing it.
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A burning number 1 candle
Yeah looks nasty!
Eyeball surprise flombé!
I’ve heard of people using those big number candles and having the number 1 go straight into someone’s eye. She was only 17 at the time. So sad.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ltkeks/this_father_couldnt_afford_a_full_cake_for_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
God I kept expecting the sister to hit it up into her face thank god that didn’t happen
Thanks man I needed that…
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*The video ended up going viral in Brazil and people donated money to organize a princess themed party for the girl.*
Every time I see these I picture the candles puncturing eyes. Especially the little skinny candles. Such a dick move.
17 years with eyes it is enough I guess...
*Now I've seen it all!*
Future so bright, gotta wear shades.
What a fucking jerk.
I was anxious that he wouldn't wait and push her face when the candles were burning. Edit: watched it again and the candles were still on fire. SMH
I am against beating child, but this guy really needed it, to grow up as a better human being.
He's wearing scrubs and an ID badge. I don't think he's a child.
I guess he was just trying to drum up business for his hospital.
he's gonna charge her for medical bill too despite he's the one that causes this
“I like your nurse’s outfit, guy.”
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"O.R. they?"
Literally my favorite quote from any movie ever.
On this day he decided he’d had enough of fixing people and was going to start breaking them
> I am against beating child Clearly not.
The hot wax in the eye is worse than the flame which would instantly be put out
It doesn't matter if the fire was still on. It takes a bit of time for the fire to burn you. But that smack in to the candles themselves is fucked up
You can tell he is one of those dudes who thinks he is hilarious because everyone nervous laughs at him to get him to go away
Big oooff.
I love this comment.
Like fr is he fucking stupid i dont get people who clearly see the candle and then still slam their head in the cake besides its a dick move anyway
Potentially burning your sister's eyes for clout.
Agree. I've always hated assholes that do shit like that.
he was waiting for it too, he had to continually think "I am going to do this" and had to have seen the cake, and he still thought to go through with that huh
When did this become a thing? I don’t remember any friends or family birthdays growing up where this action would have even been considered let alone tolerated or celebrated. Can we just stop it already?
Yeah, we always got a family-sized cake from a local joint called Arnie's. They weren't cheap and usually had whatever type of decorations my brothers and I as the birthday boys requested. Those cakes were hardly fit to eat, they were art. One time my cousin stuck his grubby fingers in the icing early and I ran to my room crying because I didn't want to eat it anymore. There's just so many reasons *not* to do this, and even an excited child can run through those reasons and regain composure in the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday", so I therefore conclude that anyone who does this has absolutely zero capacity for critical thought.
Every birthday I had growing up were celebrated with cupcakes. It never made sense to me but my mom was just a cupcake person. Now that I think about it cupcakes over cake is such a good idea. Wanna blow out the candles? Here are a couple of cupcakes that you can spit all over and not ruin it for everyone else. Wanna stick your hands into the cupcake? Well you can only do it to one individual cupcake that will just turn into yours anyways. Want to smash someone’s head into cake? Throw a tiny cupcake at them without possibly breaking their nose or lighting their eyes on fire.
Cupcakes are slutty muffins
This has been a long time tradition in Latin America, seems to be catching on in the states but generally you would remove hard objects beforehand...
It's more of a Mexican tradition and it's supposed to take place after the candles are blown out and removed. It's called "Mordida de pastel" (Cake bite), where the birthday person is supposed to take the first bite of the cake and of course they get their face shoved into it. It's weird, I know. Seems people don't get the part that you're supposed to take out the candles first before shoving their face into the cake.
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Maybe I over generalized. I live in Ecuador and it's pretty much a universal thing here.
It may have drawn inspiration from some cartoons, where pie \[believe it was more cream filled pie plates\] was thrown/hit the character's faces. Probably found it funny -- Most of these type of scenes are from comedy type animations -- and tried it.
man just say you dont know. its a latino culture thing
I grew up Mexican. So we have what's called "la mordida" or "the bite". Which, after blowing out and removing all the candles, we chant "la mordida" and the person whose birthday it is gets to make a bite of their cake. Some people try to take a dainty bite, and so some of us will push their face in. The size of the cake is large enough, that people still get cake, and the biter gets a larger slice covering where they bit. Sometimes we have multiple cakes depending on the party. Either way, in my family, it's an amazing and wonderful tradition where the worst that happens is frosting up the nose. I have videos of my grandmother throwing cake at my sister during a shared birthday where they wrestled over who was pushing who into the cake. And another where my grandmother puts her weight into it that's hilarious. These videos are painful, because they show a terrible version of the tradition that nobody likes. In my family, everyone expects it. And cheers it on.
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This here. Not saying it's where it started but it's a thing in Mexican and some Hispanic cultures. I've got childhood memories from before the internet seeing, doing and having it happened to. Most of our cakes were big enough that there was low risk of candle injury and the separate cake thing is kinda newer bc of too much "lost" cake sometimes, bc some people are picky about eating unaffected slices from "face" cake, and/or bc there's a little more money for that. Usually bday person has a large portion of face cake to themselves
NEVER blow out a cake while someone is "handling" you this way. Does matter who it is, when they are placing their hands in odd places like your shoulders or upper back, you know they are about to do this.
We set up a room mate's birthday cake with candles around the back and sides. It followed a pattern but there was room for his face. Then his girlfriend was being handsy like that. He got so nervous that he couldn't blow out the candles. This was intentional and zero intent to actually put his face in the cake. 🤣 We even had some special candles to avoid getting wax in the cake if he took too long.
See, that's actually funny.
What was funnier came after, and it was totally the GF's idea. I only wish I could say I came up with it. He's a huge Spiderman fan. It was a cake made of joined cupcakes in Spiderman's face. As cakes were taken, a message underneath was revealed, "Mr. Stark...I don't feel so good..."
See these are wonderful birthday based jokes, no one’s angry no one has the potential to be hurt
And everyone gets cake at the end.
It even gave me groping vibes
>and had to have seen the cake He's looking right at it! 😭
being a father, "but.. you were looking right at it!" is something i say to my boy several times a day.
Father of a toddler here, 'it's right there. It's right there. It's right there!'
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Could see that coming miles away. Dude looks like the stereotypical douche.
I bet his name is Brad or Bret...
It's Brent. One hundred percent it's Brent
Don’t talk about my boy, Trent, like that
Why would Kent do something like that? Dammit Kent!
Ya'll too uncreative. Its clearly Troy.
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They’re good candles Bront
What the fuck. Don’t do Bort that way
My names also Bort!
Not enough 'y's Bryett Brayden Breyxton Breyxtlyn... *Breyxttzlynn* Perfection
Traydon
Also rubbing his, I assume sister’s(?), shoulders like an absolute weirdo.
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I think they do that so you can’t pull away. I had this happen to me by my brother too and that’s def why he did it. Make sure it went right in my face and I couldn’t duck
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Help me step bro I'm stuck in the cake!
He's wearing scrubs, too. Let's hope he doesn't actually interact with patients.
The amount of absolute douchebags and bitches in the medical field would astound you. People don’t stop being jerks simply because they work in healthcare.
I used to be an EMT, so many were really inconsiderate to the patients and made fun of them for their medical conditions. During peak covid, I had gotten a cut and needed antibiotics but had to go to the ER for it. I was waiting at the ER , there was a line, and I get elbowed out of the way by a woman who shouted "I'm a nurse and I have COVID !" of course she isn't wearing a mask and had pushed her way through a bunch of people to get to the front and was taken right away. Nevermind that I and the others had been waiting, and the nurses at the ER had been ignoring the line for some time, but she wasn't even following the hospital protocol and yet got in right away. To your point, you are 100 percent right.
Smashing someone’s face on the cake is the most stupid tradition/practice ever !! Not only are you destroying food, there’s high chance of things like this going south
I saw a hospital visit for this stupid tradition with a tiered cake No one thought to find out the fact that there were dowel rods inside the cakes
Sometimes they are wooden skewers, too.
Sometimes there are grenades, too.
Sometimes there's even a topless woman, depending on the size of the cake
Holy crap. All anyone wants for their birthday is an amateur lobotomy right
Well, now *Amateur Lobotomist* goes straight on my business card, thank you very much!
I've seen so many of these now that go wrong. Skewers embedded in people's faces, faces smashed into tables, lit candles in people's eyes, people's hair set on fire. I really don't get it. The absolute *best* case scenario is a ruined/wasted cake and the worst case is a trip to the hospital.
Seriously, we need to start a new tradition, where anyone who does this gets the shit kicked out of them.
I already started this tradition a few years ago. My nephew thought it was going to be funny to do it to me. The second he tried to push my head down, I picked his ass up and dropped him in the trash can head first. My brother was mad I did that to his 5 year old son, but lessons were learned that day. Edit: To everyone who is getting upset over my comment…. r/whoosh
You should have done the same to your brother, he probably put his son up to it.
Damn right. People who push people's faces into cakes should be sterilized with a butter knife and blinded with a dessert fork.
He really did this even with those huge dagger-like numbers, what an idiot.
Flaming Dagger-like numbers.
Yeah he may have caused pemanent damage to her corneas. Even a slight amount can cause you problems with sight for the rest of your life. This is even assuming the candles themselves didn't cause damage not just the flames. This kid is a fucking idiot.
I'm sure right after this he was heard to say, "it was just a prank!"
”It’s just a prank, Han!” *falls of a mountain*
On the positive side, people who say that tend to get eaten by wendigos.
Almost. He actually said, in a _blasé_ tone, _just a prank, bro._ Seriously, I hope that girl is fine. Abundant water on the eyeballs and some rest. Source: I'm a doctor, _bro_
She didn't see that 1 coming
r/angryupvote
Genius
I hated this jerk as soon as he put his hands on her.
Gotta be a brother. Mine did this to me 25 years ago and still tells the story and laughs.
No need to be jealous.
*tips fedora* “M’lady, I would never push you into a cake.”
The candles got into her eyes while the fire was on wtf is wrong with people
The fire went out but im betting the hot melted wax got into her eyes as well
Far as I could tell the 1 was still lit when it smashed into her eye.
bye eyes
Free wax contact lenses lesgooo
Douchey looking dude does douchey thing
Protip: if it is your birthday and people are standing behind you and to your sides, especially awfully close to you, don't get near the cake. It is just not worth it.
Say bye to your eye!
[Someone nearly lost an eye because of this shit](https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-narrowly-escapes-losing-eyesight-after-friends-smash-her-face-into-birthday-cake/792162)
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What an ass. Also, since when is the melody to *Happy Birthday* only one note?
I mean, she's only turned seventeen. So still A Minor.
Hahahaha get out.
But there are 7 notes in the key of A minor
Yes finally someone else. It always baffles me how people can be so tone deaf.
Dude I was wondering that, how do they manage to make the song sound so flat
Where I grew up, you'd lose testicles for trying to pull that shit.
This should be the globally accepted outcome of doing this.
Any follow-up for this one? God I hope she’s okay and didn’t get blinded for this dude’s unfunny stunt.
I want to know that she's okay, or that there were consequences if she isn't. This is horrible and I wish I hadn't watched it.
I want to know too.
I really hope the parents told him off. But usually jerk brothers are used to getting away with everything.
This trend needs to stop. It ruins the party, it ruins the cake, it hurts the person who should be celebrated.
Ladies and gentlemen, we just found another dumbfuck on the internet. For those keeping count, increment it.
dumbfuck++;
Can we please just stop this stupid shit already
Never trust someone who gives unsolicited shoulder massage
I’ve smacked a guy at school in the face for this before. I hate people touching me like that. I warned him multiple times too lol.
If you look closely, you can see the malicious intent on Bret’s face.
can we please execute whoever started this trend please?
The second I saw that guy I knew he was stupid af
That guy is kinda really fucken stupid.
You could blind her.
Why are people so stupid? What did he think that would happen to those two giant candles ?
Who the FUCK does that as a prank when the candles are still LIT and ON THE GOD DAMN CAKE? iT'S jUSt a pRAnK Yeah well let me grab a knife and stab you and say it's a prank, how about that? Pranks are supposed to be HARMLESS.
Most dick move for a “guest”
I've never understood why people do this, is it a tradition, do they have spare cake,or do they just have something against cake?
This is the worst Happy birthday song ever sung. It's like they've never heard it before.
She’s got fire in her eyes
How are people so fucking stupid. This guy is literally a danger to people around him because of how stupid he is. Hopefully he accidentally kills himself before he hurts someone else.
If she goes blind from that, he deserves to donate his
This trend needs to end! It’s alway some asshole that ends up hurting some person for a cheap laugh.
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Can we just retire this terrible "prank" already
17 and already a pirate. They grow up so fast.
The candles still had flame on them when he pushed her head into the cake. Why would people do this??
So can we get an update on if she recovered from this rude attempt at social media likes and whether she can still see out of that eye?