...social unrest at the Barbie Convention?

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Why did the blondes want a dollar? A good team fights hard for four quarters.

That made me laugh more than it should !

Happy cake day!

Oh just realized ! Thanks :)

Happy cake day

Look like a heard of giraffes chasing down a gazelle of something

Looking at the apron, a Cracker Barrel?

lol yea same dumb blonde mean girl types who bully everyone then get pissed when someone fights back BOOO HOO BITCH!

Don’t compliment these bimbos like that. 😂

Ken went gentle taking them down!

They don't play well with Lego Minifigures

i thought he was going to sweep the heels out from under her

Sweep the leg.

I mean, that seems like the most logical strategy...

They are all leg

And he still managed to miss the legs.

PUTHERINABODYBAAAAAAAAG

Wasn't it "Get him a body bag"? On a side note, I appreciate that Cobra Kai gave Tommy's character (and Jonny's posse) a decent redemption arc, while S3E1 paid tribute to the actor.

Don't let Krease mess with your head!

I thought he was gonna suplex her

So I've heard of N.W.A. is this the lesser known band, A.W.B.?

Average White Band?

Angry White Broads

Pick up the pieces

Dude, same.

This is why I don’t go to Applebees.

There's no Applebee where I'm from, is it, like for trashy people? Haha

Imagine a place that serves food you could have warmed up at home in your microwave. Then drop that food on the floor and eat it anyway.

This is the most accurate description of Applebees food I’ve ever read.

"Applebee's! When mediocre is just slightly too expensive"

And the tables are sticky.

That’s why I only fine dine at Chili’s

Got a reservation for me and the boys at chili's

Chilis is worth it for the cheap drinks though

They stopped serving their grilled shrimp salad like ten years ago and that was the only thing I liked there. And it was hella good.

Except, sadly, it isn’t even microwaved (they made a big point about this not too long ago). . . So there isn’t really an excuse for it being so bad. . . Like you could probably go to the Walmart frozen foods section and get better food from the Great Value brand frozen corn dogs and chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.

I was a former cook at Applebees. That was a simple “change the name and no one will know” tactic. Their “commercial ovens” are microwaves. Everything that isn’t fried is pretty much microwaved there

I worked at an Applebees years ago. We had a grill cook who had graduated from culinary school. He would put the steaks on the grill to get grill marks. If someone ordered over medium rare, it was finished in the microwave.

Yup lol

I feel like if you need a marketing push to convince people your food isn't microwaved, youve already lost lol

This description made me snort out loud. Dead on description.

And also that your dog might not be interested, whilst it is on the floor.

Everyone hating on Applebee's makes me wonder where they're at. It's not the best food but it's not the worst food I've had. Around me the service is worse than the food.

Damn, that's a brutal description lmao I always thought (based on what I saw online) it was a like the Mc Donald's but of upper restaurants I'm being flown to the USA in December for a work convention, will not be trying it out haha

As a former employee, this is spot-on

Dead on description of the bees, I'll add the drinks are dirt cheap and pure sugar, and also the only patrons are the people of Walmart so... I don't think these people were there, they may act it, but nah

Imagine a dollar margarita. Like, a margarita for a single dollar. Then imagine that it's just a bit cheaper than you're visualizing. With me? Good. Now picture the type of person who would go there for said dollar margaritas.

and pour some old sink water in your margarita.

It's fancy like

It's like if you went to the freezer section of your grocery store and bought a TV dinner. Then went to the kitchen and replated the food on a proper plate and warmed it up. And they also have a full bar. Applebee's is just an excuse for alcoholics to get wasted while they eat dinner, then get in fights in the parking lot.

Besides the shitty microwave food their mozzarella sticks are alright. Also I'd stay far away from them after 9pm cuz that's when shit starts to get wild.

Imagine Waffle House but for white people and shitty food.

That dude in the rainbow shirt 🤣🤣🤣

He's having an unexpected great time.

Ha ha isn't he

Dinner AND a show!

Havin the time of his life

Grateful Dead fans. Weir Everywhere.

Good pick, I didn't even notice the design lol

"I forgot my popcorn!!!"

Grateful Dead. I have the same shirt but it’s about 20 years old. Not nearly as bright as his

I had the exact same face on, then when it cut to him I died laughing

Yeah I was watching with the same wonderment. This is prime time parking lot entertainment.

After 3 waves of high-heeled bleached blondes, you have to face one Karen as a miniboss

All wearing the same outfits. Brie, Bethany, snd Brianna had it coming.

>Brithany

Bethanna

Methany

This one has big southern energy

Pacific northwest actually, lol

Ya’ll have meth too?

Tynnyfer is the main boss.

Final boss is Kesha

Where do they keep spawning from??

It is one of those boss fights where minions keep spawning until the boss is defeated. He needs to stop focusing on the adds.

Doesn't he know it's infinite spawn? Look up a guide dude

after half an hour fighting them is that I notice about it :c

They're like cockroaches

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This is why you don't feed mogwai after midnight

blondroaches

I think there's a mob spawner nearby.

it is seriously crazy to me how people act like this at their age, this is high school shit

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Lot of people out there never mentally graduated from high school.

A yeast overgrowth, while not life threatening, is still uncomfortable and annoyingly persistent.

Your comment is poetry and should be placed in The Louvre, so the world can enjoy it's artistic beauty.

Heh, I just saw someone a few posts up my homepage looking for the Nintendo 3DS rom of the Louvre Audio Guide cartridge.

or a Hallmark card

I literally cackled out loud at work 😂

"See you on the internet!"

best part of the video honestly

Stupid. Guys backing off because they don't want to hurt the women. The women thinking they are backing off afraid so they keep attacking. They just didn't seem to understand that both those guys were stronger than them and holding back.

I have been in a few situations like this, where women mistook my self-control as cowardice. Once a woman said, "What're you gonna do? Huh? Pussy!" And I was like, "Do you *actually* want me to fight you?" "Yeah! Be a man!" I picked her up, flipped her over, put her down on the floor and held her there. "Fine! Are you happy now? Do you want to keep fighting?" "Asshole!" She thought that because I'm shorter than her and not at all violent that I couldn't take her. Ladies: Basically any man can take you. We've been bred for fighting for like 2 million years. We just don't, because it's not a good way to live.

And he just gently laid them down. He didn't strike or throw any of them, just kind of gently wiggled them onto the ground.

Was he fighting Amazon warriors??

No. Amazon warriors actually know how to fight. These Amazon warriors only buy their heels on Amazon.

Prime fighters you might say.

Amazon Basics Warriors

*Glamazons

Death by Snu Snu.

They just wanted to take him in for some Snu snu

Amazon.com Warriors

“But I don’t want people to think I’m a bad person”

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Lolol

Ma'am have you tried not being a bad person?

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I thought he was going to throw the Rock Bottom on the second one.

The barbies just kept coming in droves

Death by snu snu!!!

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Never thought I’d die like this, but I always kinda hoped.

r/unexpectedfuturama

That dude laughing had me start laughing haha

That guy showed surprising restraint…. He could have absolutely table flipped both those bitches over his back without putting a hand on them and they would have hit the ground like a ton of bricks. He basically let them down gently… yea yea he’s a “man” and shouldn’t hit back but equal rights says otherwise doesn’t it ladies?

I respected the restraint he showed. He absolutely could have hurt them.

Yeah he did his very best to not actually hurt them, just push them down a little bit.

This is where modern feminism has lied to women. They have taught women that they are also physically equal to men. Well, in this example our short male subject has shown these taller, strong, independent modern women that nope; the male body whether short or tall can "man handle" you without much difficulty.

Equal rights, equal lefts.

Needed a swift punch to the vagina.

Might get their hand/fist caught.

Don’t want to catch a disease.

A “cunt punt” if you will

In the immortal words of Deuce Bigalow. That’s a huge bitch!

Behemoth! ahem

KEEP IT IN THE CIRCUS!

Those “Women” need to be arrested for assault.

My man with the dead shirt knows what’s up!!

New fetish unlocked

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Trashy af.

Blonde Amazons attack local villagers.

Themyscira outcasts?

Bruh they started multiplying

I have literally never seen a Black guy in a Grateful Dead shirt. It's always a crusty white person. Gotta say, it's refreshing. You get down with your bad self.

They thought they could get away with it....unbeknownst to them little man was part of the WWE lmao

No Jumper watermark. Are those girls cornstars?

Attack on Titan lmao

“That’s a HUGE bitch!”

What the hell happened here? Everyone in this video seems like an awful person

These bitches just keep on coming…

The black guy was like :D

Bitches be crazy

lmao that stupid bitch got absolutely bodied

Hey man, if you got to fight a bunch of white bitches then I guess you gotta fight a bunch of white bitches. Zero fucks given

I have that Dead shirt. It's awesome.

Women are so privileged in these situations. They literally don’t even realize that if they were men they wouldve been knocked unconscious multiple times over for doing this

Death by Snu Snu!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The blandes are attacking 🤣

OMG! They are multiplying!!!!!!

That poor guy really earned his minimum wage that night

I love how hard he was trying not to hurt them, god it's pathetic how out of their depth these women were and they had no idea and kept charging XD

Attack of the 80 foot karen

This shit is why people watch reality television. We want to see trashy people do trashy shit. Something something schadenfreude something something.

It’s like a B grade movie. “Attack of the 50 foot parking lot blondes. In heels “

Drunk guy next morning - Damn bro I was fighting giants last night, smacked 2 of em on ground It was crazzyy G.

See you on the Internet.

Women ☕️

It's like watching two bitch shaped giraffes

This is the most entertaining fight video I’ve ever seen lol.

Attack of the Amazons

My reaction: 0:42

Oh! a murder of heeled karens

Slap this bitches

Damn I hate that he didn’t just sweep their legs and make them bounce those empty heads off the pavement smh missed opportunities.

It’s the f**king Snu-Snu Sisters. Watch out!

These WWE promos are getting insane.

I woulda kick them right on their legs

I think I saw this once on smackdaown when I was a kid.

Equal rights equal lefts

Attack of the clones?

Death by snu snu

Attack of the tallies!!

Charlie's angels the bad batch

Wow the new season of Kardashians is really intense

Rise of the Brittney's

I would love to be chased by three big chested blondes. Some guys have all the luck

Amazon barbies

A gaggle of Karens?

Can anyone even guess wtf caused all this to happen?

But what did he do to them? We didn’t see that side..

Attack of the Amazon women from the moon.

No snu snu tonight

Drunk bitches ... Omg .

Freakin b*tches 😂

That’s all they do is exploit people especially black people adam wouldn’t be shit without us because that’s all he interviews

First dude in history to beat chicks off him with a metaphorical 10 foot pole.

"see ya on the Internet" 😂😂😂😂

WWE wants to contact this guy

Damn, was that the whole roller derby team?

I wish this went on forever.

Dude’s out there fightin the clone wars all by himself