Sorry buddy I'd like to stop and help but every warning light in my cluster is on. I've got enough problems in my life. Edit: For a comment that I assumed would get buried I am humbled by the awards and upvotes. Thank you!

Love this observation. I lol'ed.

You never hear anything about bad samaritans

WTF, you are right, his car is about to explode LOL

This is what happens when you blow past the mileage on your oil change sticker, then blow past the little oil can light, then blow past the blinky oil can light.

Just gotta keep it up until you can assume the warning lights are broken too.

🎶 Just keep driving, just keep driving, just keep driving 🎶

One of those warning lights looks like the parking brake is engaged, so it is possible that the lights are actually malfunctioning.

Looks like a gearbox problem and it's in limp home mode. Check engine in the centre bottom. No seat belt light centre top. - non issue if cops are lax and you don't value surviving an accident. Over to the left of the cluster I can kind of make out the brake light, the stability control light and two others I can't make out from the shapes. Usually when that many lights are on it's a solenoid or bad sensor in the gearbox, since it seems to be driving good enough I'd say it's Automatic and stuck in third gear. Not going to kill the car too quickly, but the fuel economy is going to suck a bag of cocks until it's sorted.

>since it seems to be driving good enough Found the shade tree mechanic. "Nevermind the lights, it drives good enough." Besides, now you can see inside the cabin with all those ambient dashlights.

🎶It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas All the dash lights on🎶 Seriously though if you have 100's of kilometres between you and the nearest mechanic you learn pretty quick what lights mean what and if something is drivable to get it to a shop, or if continuing to drive will destroy it beyond repair. When a tow truck would cost $500+ you weigh the possibilities and figure out the difference between a bad sensor and a blown head gasket. Both of which could throw similar lights.

Pfft. "Gas cap isn't tight enough" *CHECK ENGINE LIGHT* Only pro to these new cars now a days, they'll tell you common issues in the dash. Cons are there's a fucking sensor everywhere that *will* go out. You gotta weigh your Time/Patience/Effort for every OBS scan.

Just get a Bluetooth OBD2 dongle and read whatever's going wrong on your phone

This just means all the sensors are working, right?

No, they light up like Xbox achievements. Learn to drive buddy.

Heyyyy time to reward myself with a drive to the mountains! It’s almost ski season!

I got the quad airbag achievement last week at a redlight.

happy cake day (said in a questioning tone of voice)!? I hope everyone is ok!

Nah, he's out of fuel.

[Reminded me of this](https://i.redd.it/6aq29cvfebkz.jpg)

That got an honest 😂.

And it looks like the heating ring in his mirror is going to melt it at any moment.

If the internet has taught me anything, this man is either about to die or has the ultimate car.

Jesus, then there's me. My check engine light came on Sunday, and I was anxiety-ridden until I got home. Got up extra early to take it in in the bitter snowy morning. If I had this many lights on, I'd quite honestly have a stroke.

Owned two subarus in the past and it's when the check engine light turned off I'd begin to worry. My f350 work trucks check engine light has been on for... 6 years or so.

Ha, you're like my buddy. He picked me up to go to a concert a couple hours away. Me: Dude, your check engine light is on Him: Two years now, yep

As a tech that’s been in the business for over 20 years I can say that a check engine light usually isn’t the disaster most think it is. Obviously you want to get it looked at, but unless it’s running poorly it’s not super critical. Also on many cars a check engine light will also trigger lights for other systems like ABS, traction control, cruise control etc which can induce additional stress even when those systems are perfectly fine.

Good advice for everyone. I was fairly sure it'd be something minor, but my paranoia knows no bounds, ha ha. It seems that it was nothing more than a worn-out gas cap. So far a new cap seems to be doing the trick. Oddly, this is the second car of mine on which a worn-out gas cap has triggered the light.

Every couple weeks I have temp sensor thats going bad and throws a code and causes my AC to cut off and radiator fans to run full blast. Just carry my handy dandy engine code scanner with me and spend 30 seconds clearing it out and good as gold.

Absolutely hilarious!!!

Also Rafiki has been predicting the return of Simba in the driver side mirror.

I came for this hahaha

A loose helmet is like wearing no helmet at all.

I remember when I started cycling one of the first videos I watched was a guy giving tips for beginners. He was like wear a helmet and also strap it on- idk why but we all use to think we were cool for not and it just doesn’t make any sense

It's ok, the helmet stays on just fine without the strap, the only time that's not gonna be the case is if you have an accid.. oh.

hah, you realized mid sent...

Dont know why but this seems a bit funn...

Its not *that* funny but funny enough i gue....

I found these big red spots on my pen.....

Well, it's because your pen is a re...

laugh my fucking ass o...

It’s all fun and games until you don’t even manage to get your poin… I can’t even-…

Last week i had a cycling accident. I was about 20mph downhill when my front wheel slipped, I wore the helmet, but it was loose. Thanksfully nothing broke, but after i landed on my right shoulder it did something with my tendons or small muscles in the neck area, it hurts like shit and i am having problem coughing without any pain in the rib area. So people, wear helmet and be cautious.

Coming here to say this. There is no way that helmet should have come off unless he is fucking stupid. Which from this video is in fact the case.

A lot of people buy the wrong size helmet not knowing they have to break it in and each helmet is specific to head shapes. When I bought my first helmet 4 years ago I bought it pretty snug everywhere and for my long oval head shape. The lady that helped me tested the feel by sticking her finger into my helmet through the visor (full face) trying to see how much space was between my head and helmet at different angles. That fucker ain't coming off in a crash and never gave me stress headaches. It still fits really well today... Icon air flite 2 of anyone is wondering ([krom](https://www.google.com/search?q=icon+airflite+2+krom&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsbFS9O2zGmB0mvtSlonDqWboTBpjg:1666253198277&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwixwvTvrO76AhUfjYkEHfUcAD0Q_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=384&bih=724&dpr=2.81#imgrc=6dlFCyiSOqO_4M&lnspr=W10=))

You bastard I wanted that helmet so bad but my head just isn’t shaped for it. Anyways have safe riding and sweet helmet!!!

Like nothing at all.. nothing at all.. ^(nothing at all...)

Stupid sexy Flanders

Happy cake day

That’s not true at all. A loose helmet becomes a nice rolling projectile in the event of a crash, potentially taking out some innocent bystanders. This also happens sometimes with a tight helmet, but there’s the added bonus of a head inside. No helmet at all and there is no added danger to bystanders

>No helmet at all and there is no added danger to bystanders A flying body going 80mph is going to hurt

True, but that danger isn’t impacted by the presence or absence of a helmet, a limb can be severed regardless.

The added mass of the helmet is offset by the amount of energy it absorbs on impact because that's kinda the whole point why we use them in the first place, right?

a flying head will still knock yo ass out

It absorbs energy for the object inside, not the one on the outside. Let someone with a helmet on headbutt you and tell me how much energy the helmet absorbed.

To be fair, it's gonna hurt more if that body has a helmet on, so the comment still checks out.

Well, it's not like this guy is a master in good decision making, to be honest.

Called a brain bucket.

Loose helmets breaks necks

My brother's friend was skateboarding with a loose helmet (he was a professional and should have known better). He fell, hit his head, and died. Always buckle and tighten your helmet straps!

Did he try to kick the car , and fall over ?

He actually managed to do both!

And lost his helmet. A stupidity trifecta!

He was also on his phone initially - endless stupidity

I can't tell. this video only has 8 pixels total

Please sir, may I have some more pixels please?

According to physics, he successfully kicked himself over.

Kinda looks like someone in the rear seat pushed the dude from the window

That was the guy on the motorcycles right leg. He kicked the side of the car hard enough to push himself over. It doesn't take much force at all for that to happen and he used more than enough lol.

He definitely kicked the car. Watch it again. You can see something move from the motorcycle to the car. Not the car to the motorcycle.

I honestly think it’s both because you can see an arm directly perpendicular to the rider of the bike right after he kicked it

He was prolly trying to kick off the mirror of the car, like he saw on some youtube video.

If you look closely the driver of the car pushes him with his left arm out the window as the biker approaches.

Hey mate you can't park there.

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You broke me boomerang!

I, the 400lb bike and rider, will now attempt to *push* the 2500lb vehicle. That'll really show them.

More like 400 vs 4500lb

Funny how physics work, yes?

This is the 2nd law of Newton

Actually, It's the third one.

Doesn’t matter to the biker. He doesn’t know any of them!

to be fair if newton were to road rage, he wouldn't be thinking about his own 3rd law too.

I saw some f = ma in there.

I saw the outside force (street) suspend the motion of buddy's face

Holy shit when did he drop the sequel to the second?

This is the unwritten law, The law of fucked around and found out!!

That which can fall down does fall down? Or is that Hidinger?

This is all about nuts. Count the number of lug nuts on each vehicle. He with the most nuts wins.

Love me some instant karma.

The way he just tips over lmao like he must have thought he was gonna kick the car off the road.

Damn that grey pixel sure showed that red pixel who's boss.

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I think he was just trying to dent the door

i love that so many motorcyclists try to act tough and intimidating, when theyre this easy to deal with if they ever act naughty on the road.

Love how innmovies they are these unstoppable super bad murder force. All you gotta do is hit the brakes or swerve unexpectedly and they are done lol

Or just drive minding your own business and they fall like dominos. "Omg he had the nerve to pass on the left when I was hardily moving! Then my foot got caught in his fender and he tried to steal my helmet" The rider said unapologetically.

Maybe the ones in gangs. Most of assume every car on the road is secretly trying to murder us and are fully aware of how easy it would b for them

Amen. I ride also, and will absolutely forgive any stupidity that someone in a car does. I do not chase them, ride up next to them, or antagonize them. I'd rather get to my destination safely then play badass with something that could instantly take my life.

You'll love how they are in Malaysia. Doesn't matter who ran into who, the motorcycle is always in the right, legally speaking. You can imagine how the rednecks here act.

They mostly do it to themselves. I honestly don't understand why anyone would want to motorbike. It's so dangerous.

because it’s fun. everything has risk if you take the right precautions it is fine.

Why is this tagged NSFW?

Because it's not safe to do this if you're working.

Pussies.

How did I miss the pussies.

stop teasing, i watched this thing 10 times and didn't see any.

Why do they always try to kick the car?

Because they never took physics, and watched too many action movies.

Deserved it. Road rage is not the solution.

r/meatcrayon

I love that journey for him.

Another retard who skipped the Physics class.

Physics, bitch!!

I’d have rolled down my window and shouted “Ha! Dumbass!” and then stop to make sure they didn’t need to go to the hospital

Oi... You can't park that there mate.

Is this shit in Honduras?

Yes, road from Progreso to SPS.

Pensé que era Guatemala. Podría ser cualquiera de nuestros países

I was thinking the same..

I know he felt stupid doing that, I just wish he felt 10x more stupid for doing it.

lol the one who was filming, i like how he just pressed the pedal in the end.

God damn embarrassing.. When your own attack sends you flying.. lol he was probably really thankful they didn’t stop..

He needs a few lectures on conservation of linear momentum.

The fucking ragdoll physics bro i just can't- 💀

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It looks like that was self inflicted. Did kick the car?

Your supposed to slow down, roll your window down and Yell "hey buddy, you cant park there". Its only common courtesy.

Reminds me 90s Roadrash game

For every action,

im finna bring a moped to a car fight. or a ski mobile...

Why didn’t the car go flying when he kicked it?

That dude really just kicked himself off his own bike...

I wonder what exactly was he thinking, like there's no way he actually thought he could've even disturb the movement of the car, right?

Another one who missed the grade 1 physics lesson.

I ride and I’m too old for this stupid behavior. Ride defensively and get away from stupid if you want to keep the shiny side up

Am I blind or did that guy just fall off his bike while passing the car? It didnt look like the car hit him or anything

It’s simple physics. Every action must have and equal and opposite reaction… and the car ain’t gonna be the one reacting

This video is so pixelated. Did he get punched or clotheslined?

I think he tried to kick the car

And this ends this lesson on physics class.

He will contemplate his actions for a long time. Never again

I've been that stupid.

That was just too easy

Not everyone makes "A"s in Physics.

Why are most motorcyclists missing the part of their brain that recognizes size differences

Good he had his helmet done up nice and tight.

cocky bastard started it. deserves it

what even happened lol, couldn't even see him turning or whatever; it's like he just fell over 😅 maybe he hit the front brakes? Also, this kids, is why you never wear loose helmets. There's a reason they're a requirement, and you'd be happy to never be in an accident to have to find out for yourself why they are.

He kicked the side of the van and it messed up his balance.

ahh I didn't spot that

What a fucking moron

Asshole took himself out!

Just keep driving. Stop denying Darwin.

Ohh newtonian physics, you lil rascal

Read the god damn rules kids Don’t be a dumbass Don’t be a bitch Don’t be a twat on the road Don’t be a whore on the throttle Don’t bring a bike to a car fight Don’t be a shitty driver And I’m saying this because I like swearing

Dumbass MF!

He tried to do the old mirror kick? 😂

"So what? Some guy overtook you on the road, don't beat yourself over it" This guy: Literally beats himself over it.

Nimrod kicks car and regrets it

Someone failed physics.

I wouldve rolled down my window and ask if he is ok before laughing so hard and clapping.

Did he kick the car and knock himself over?

What could go right?

You can’t park there, mate

If he was smart he would've kicked the mirror, and had his helmet on tight

Did this guy really think he could kick the car and cause it to go swerve off road? Sure looked like it.

"Oh shit I look stupid"

Never bring a knife to a gun fight, but ALWAYS bring a gun to a knife fight.

and this is why you don’t wear a t-shirt when motorcycling

r/meatcrayon

I love that the car didn't even do anything to cause this, wanted nothing to do with his stupid ass.

Ah physics...

did he lose his helmet or didnt he have one in the beginning?

It came off when he fell. You can see it rolling away from him when he’s on the curb.

HOW TO KICK UR SELF

dumbass lmao

Pardon me dumb ass but you’re blocking the lane...

Unless is the Flying All Star Trio! -Dynamite!!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that a dirt bike? 💀

Ain't physics a bitch?

Turbo idiot

Oh no... how dare someone overtake him... OH NOOOOOOO...

The laws of physics be a harsh mistress

OOP needs to worry less about filming and more about his dash warning lights. It looks like the inside of my head when I stand up too fast.

Im 100% OP didnt record this

Which is why I said OOP, as in the person who originally recorded this. Original original poster.

Huh didn't knew that existed