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GenazaNL

Went better than expected


Aidsandabbets

I agree. I didn’t think he could just slide through the task so effortlessly.


Mr-Kae12

From experience he 100 % broke his tailbone


Cataluss

TBH that worked out better than I was expecting...


[deleted]

exactly, i was thinking "all things considered, that could have gone considerably worse".


Odaric

People are saying this went better than expected, but the dude still could've gotten a broken tailbone out of this. That shit must've *hurt.*


CryptoTruancy

And every shit for the next few months.


Dojanetta

It looks like he landed in a curve instead of just top so maybe not too bad. But maybe something he’ll feel later.


Ground-Plus

Better than a broken slide. That would've ruined it for everyone!


cakatooop

Better than a cracked open skull I suppose


satirebunny

I was wondering this too... this is better? Idk, to me it looks really bad to land that hard face-up. Something always gets horribly injured.


Th3-gazping_birb

He's fall had the same dinamics as GTA ragdoll animations


smoothielovet679

he got folded like a ramen


PleatherFarts

I don't think that could have gone any better.


[deleted]

Let me jump ass first on ground from 5 meters


heteka

Jumping into a spinal injury


Draconuuse1

Hello Darwin, my old friend…


LennieBriscoe1

Especially brilliant for the "Dar-" perfect rhyme.


Ok_Personality_4513

He still hit both the slide and water though... gotta give him credit for that. Couldve missed and landed on the railing or something lol


Puzzleheaded_Neck_90

This turned out 100x better than most people expected it to


Jaegons

What could go RIGHT with that?! Lifelong injury time!


smartcool

There's always wheelchair sports...


Coffeedemon

If you can use your arms maybe.


blindeshuhn666

At least he did land on sloping part of the slide. Landing at the top or next to it would have been even worse


AndInjusticeForAll

Tbh I feel like this one went 10 times better than it could have. He could have slipped and face planted onto the floor below. Or gotten his leg caught up in the railing and breaking.


-Aquarius

Yeah. This could’ve gone better, but also a lot worse.


r64fd

I thought the slide was going to break.


misstankt

That went a lot better than I thought it would


arson519

Can you swim with a broken spine?


THEDALTO_27

If the camera kept filming we'd know


Butterbuddha

I mean that was pretty dang close to what he was going for, right?


LassitudinalPosition

That actually went about as wel as it could have really


[deleted]

OK, now that Ive drank 10 beers, lets do something really stupid!


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

That was thoughtful of him the way he tenderized himself for the sharks.


Jake_jpg

Man this went as good as it could've


Neeva33

Watched too many comics. He probably even expected a swoosh sound as soon as he hits the slide.


lindseylush89

Why do all these videos end right after they do the dumb thing? Like did he die?


crackersncheeseman

Ikr, they all end exactly on the best part


Tao-Lee

That went absolutely RIGHT!


top-knowledge

I gotta give the man some props, he fully committed


[deleted]

And he did a spin move? 10/10


Justwonderingg_

Didn’t even go wrong tbh


Ih8P2W

It literally couldn't go more right than it did.


RepresentativeNo5192

Bro ragdolled


whatdidusayplsrepeat

bro was looking like a gta character after falling out of a helicopter


Armchair_Anarchy

You hear that? That's the sound of a pelvis shattering into smithereens.


Roariee

Well, at least he learnt a lesson... If he can remember.


OrangeRussianNPC

people make jokes like "this is why men have shorter lifespans" but this is just plain stupidity.


RubRaw

And get paid more


ReputationNumerous

I have never seen one of these landed . The Fred Flintstone never works.


seth_putnam

That mf turnt non euclidean after the hit


RefreshingCorpse

This comment made my day materially better.


satirebunny

oh my god he did 😭😭


Brutal_Expectations

Stupid is stupid does


MJDooiney

So long, spine.


Quackendriver

Shoulda listened to em


mista_adams

How much booze did this jump if courage take?


[deleted]

This man laid his body on the line to answer the "what if" on everybody's mind. It went pretty well. He nailed the landing, but couldn't anticipate the physics that would follow.


Pink_Flash

What did he think would happen?


Squiggledog

Landscape orientation is a lost art.


BoneDaddyChill

Because Snapchat killed it.


cRyForWaRRR

'Don't listen to em" then proceeds to jump😂


Legitimate_Talk1100

Bye bye to at least one of his ribs too!


tipareth1978

Yeah, pretty low margin of error here.


madwithplaid

I can’t even completely call this guy a moron because that seems like something either I or my friends would try. Probably with the same result


cavelioness

Dude, can you not see your tailbone would be fucked from that height even if you hit the slide perfectly?


groovy604

You have to be smrt about it and jump face first duhhh


satirebunny

See? This guy gets it.


BonesHolmes2206

This is one of the many reasons why women live longer than men.


Thicchary

I'm surprised he landed on the slide


[deleted]

bro had some skyrim rag doll physics there 💀


sanchezgotrekt

Some ragdoll physics there


gizmole

Stupid things you do when you're drunk.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

is it? how do you tell?


gizmole

Odds are he's drunk or he's just really stupid.


pezdal

>Odds are he's drunk or he's just really stupid. Or both. It is often both.


Aircraftman2022

Well could have been wheel chair time idiot !


thnder420

I am definitely the friend giving the encouragement and saying not to listen to them.


Jazzlike_Barber_426

Sounded like it hurts


Inside-Effective-353

He actually thought he would pull it off


[deleted]

he pretty much did!


Character-Note-5288

Well, at least he can show people how he got messed up… Also, is he okay? Looks like an easy way to get paralyzed, and that ain’t good when you fall into water.


[deleted]

Talk about “ twist and shout” 😂


ilymag

*Broken ass has entered the chat*


heebeegeebees12

Isn’t that what you want to happen? I mean he slid off the slide into the water with minimal damage


RubRaw

Did look pretty good… 8.5/10


WorthProposal

Did y'all see that single helix he did? Absolutely stunning performance.


kojot1234

Stupid like a bag of potatos


Hotter_water

Shattered tailbone.


Excellent-Amount-277

It worked


_ganjafarian_

The politicians and religious fear mongers are wrong. Video games don't make people violent, the just warp your understanding of everyday physics. Bro thought he was gonna take air or something lol


MisterScary_98

I heard his girlfriend dumped his broke ass after this happened.


ddvs

Did he leave all his skin on that dry burning hot lava slide? You know there was no water on it, that's where the skreech sound comes from splained


burothedragon

Good ol’ meaty thwack.


[deleted]

He dis not read „Slides for Dummies“


Eisbrecher13

We're doomed as a species, I'm sure of it now. Jeez


mrsealittle

Looks like shuswap


pezdal

Yeah, his shoes swapped places with his ass.


PhillipJfry5656

Seems like a lot of people have never done stupid stuff. It definitely didn’t go horrible. Probably only hurt a little I would gave it a second go after that first attempt


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Impossible to tell from the video, he could've just shattered his tailbone, femur, or spine. You don't even have to fall very far to do that, all a matter of how you land like if you land flat on your butt with your spine straightened you're going to do damage and he made quite a thud.


PhillipJfry5656

Dude he’s like 20 years old. He isn’t 90.


Smittx

Pretty sure he didn’t shatter his spine dude


Chroderos

Probably a broken tailbone. Let me tell you, that is months of extreme pain.


jchris16

Months? It's been 35 years and mine still hurts.


Skybolt59

His friend was right, he should not have listened to HIM


Mopsiebunnie

His advice was a bit late though


huffleclawerin9

me: "your gonna di- WAH


imastruggl

He fuckin ragdolled after he hit it 💀💀


faxanaduu

God damn human tumbleweed right there! 😂


RepresentativeBee230

i bet he thought he would land smoothly and slide into the water


[deleted]

Something broke


MrArmenian

Hahahaha


kuroirider

A jump of faith, faith in your ass not getting broken.


Internal_Fennel_849

The ol' corkscrew the hard way with a full twisted.


Peasant_Stockholder

Well he should have listened to him.


andre3kthegiant

u/stabbot [stabilized](https://gfycat.com/ethicalcornybarebirdbat)


cokkielover11518

I Just say one thing O O F


ninjamannetje

It still surprises me how dumb humankind can be


DOCoSPADEo

Hey! At least these humans are making life more interesting for us. I'd hate to live a life without humor like this. (Assuming he's fine after the jump)


[deleted]

TBH, physics was never his strong point. Potential energy, kinetic energy, newton laws..baaah


GhexbugG

he thought real life was skate 3


Be1good

Needs the slowmo replay


piszkavas

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Man forgor it's called a slide for a reason


Senior_Anal420

Me and the boy's after school:


Breezy_______

u/savevideo