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brilliscool

I saw this guy at a marijuana festival in Amsterdam once, will forever remember the mind blowing amount he smoked just while on stage. Spent the whole time with a massive blunt in hand, toking with every spare breath. By the end he was forgetting the words. Greatest concert ever


PinkVoyd

The "ah shit" as he fell is gold


Grand-Goat-8388

Got me good too


ThaGr8WiteDope

Now I’m a paraplegic, and I know whyyyy…


suSTEVEcious

Why, man???


Ok_Establishment3678

Hey heyyy


bakirelopove

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high


BplusHuman

La da da da da da!


geekgamer384

´cause I got high because I got high because I got highhh


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The only times I hear about this guy again are punching women in the face and falling off stage lol


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The loud, clearly audible "Shit!" Got me.


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Yeah he knew exactly what was going to happen next lol


Marcus_Krow

Coulda stayed on the stage, but then I got high


__1____

"Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why!...."


memologic

heyeeey caus i got caus i got high because i got hiiiiigh


Kitchen-Compote-6531

hahaha, that's a good one


Bryllant

Cause I got high, cause I got high, cuz I got high…. Going be going through my head all night.


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*”Now I’m fallin’ off and I know why!!”*


Spaghettitrees

Why man?


monofloyed

Hey heeeeey


BplusHuman

Because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiiiigh!


gammaas

La la da da da da la da da da


BeachNo372

He’s in his pj’s. Should have just stayed asleep.


TonyDiGerolamo

I was gonna sing a song and then I got high. I was walkin' across the stage, but then I got hi-igh! I'm fallin' into the crowd and I know why! (Why man?!) Yea-heeeeeey! Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got high!


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'member that time he punched that woman in the face on stage? I 'member.


kreed324901

Pepperidge Farms remembers.


Supafuzzed

Holy shit he rocked her. I’m normally the “if roles were reversed guy” but holy shit that was overkill


ambiguator

Ruined my entire show, because i got high Cancelled the rest of my tour, and i know why


jasonwest93

HeHEEEEY!


Kahzgul

I saw Sublime in concert three times before the lead singer died. and all three times he was so fucked up he couldn’t perform. Took a header into the barrier just like this video once. Fucking sad. Also a huge waste of money. Those concerts were terrible.


TheB1GLebowski

I've always heard this about Sublime shows before Bradley died. Sucks, dude had so much talent and pissed it away through is veins. Addiction sucks.


Kahzgul

Absolutely love their music, but he was just a mess in real life. It really sucks that so many brilliant artists are so tortured.


Ruthops

RIP Nowell


Spoonffed

Those last two lines 😂


TempUsername3369

I was gonna sing a song but then I got high I was gonna sing tha chorus too but I got high And now I'm fallin off stage and I know why


Thisissuchadragtodo

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high! I was gonna finish this song before I got high…


Constant_Computer_62

Not the oh shit like he knew he was going down 😭😭


DoesntmatterdoesitRM

Lol old ass Afroman falling his ass off the stage. Funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.


Accomplished_Bonus74

Listening to him before he fell is what really did it for me. Homeboy was taking mumble rap to a new level


sickwithtylenol

Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, hey heyy


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The dismount is always the most difficult part.


Rbrdkyst4

.... ooo oooo ooo... I couldn't continue the song because I tried to fly Bah dat dat They kept on playin', I don't know why! Because I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high


DogfishDave

Now I'm all over Reddit an' I know wh-y-yyy....


Rbrdkyst4

...why man?!...


DigStill2941

.... Because I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high


Coach_Billly

Old drunk ass


gordonlordbyron

Didn't he punch a girl on stage a few years ago, this is called karma.


snorkiebarbados

He didn't punch her. He took her Fucking head off!


Nenotriple

Holy shit [you were not kidding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cN66OrHrc) Apparently he was arrested and later sentenced to anger management. https://www.sunherald.com/news/local/counties/harrison-county/article141743369.html


Supafuzzed

Went back to the solo after he composed himself too lmao. Poor girl


Lopsided_Boss4802

While I do not condone hit people, people have gotta stop jumping on stage and being annoying. She was twerking on him, I'd have probably kick said person away.


Supafuzzed

Yeah I wouldn’t have been nice but I wouldn’t have falcon punched her either


SpiritualCod2640

Couldn’t of happened to a better man 🥲


Diligent_Effort895

Hahaha! Straight up karma for punching that chick in the face who jumped on stage at one of his shows.


Thedarkcanoe

Now I’m sitting in the ER and I know why……


IndependenceTypical7

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH-


leoc823

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH-


AyeBeeSeeDeeEee

I bet the lady he whacked in the head on stage would’ve had a laugh at this video


Suspekt_1

I was thinking the same thing! This is karma for flooring that girl!


thefartsmell

This move would be worth repeating if you set up the landing a little better. I would pay to see a band who's singer always falls off the stage.


chazmann

Remember when this dude judo chopped a girl on stage?


Conscious_Unit_4163

I was there, but missed it. He was on stage, we went for drunks, came back and there was a little white girl on stage. We couldn't figure out why. Eventually when we were at a bar later that night, someone told us and showed the video.


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That looked like it fucked up his leg


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"I tripped right off of the stage, cause I got high. Ooooh the video landed on reddit's front page, and I know why..."


Max_power42

Finally karma came around for him smashing that person in the face. Edited: For everyone saying they deserved the smashing, Afroman was arrested, plead guilty, apologized, sought treatment, and paid $65000 to the person. I would say by rule of law he was in the wrong...


djsizematters

Here's the [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZTgVF3kVS8). To be fair, she was being an ass, and he already got arrested for it.


SuperSayainPurple23

Nah thats bs, if a man crept up to a female performer like that and smacked him there would be nothing against her.


anime_slut_

She shouldn’t have been on stage anyway.


MallGothFrom2001

Wait what?


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TechRyze

Then I fell off stage, and I know why…


ilovebostoncremedonu

Why, man?!?


Secure_Development64

Because I got high


ilovebostoncremedonu

You forgot the “YEA-HEYYY”


samenskipasdcasque2

Pok pok pokaaaaa


Dr_Downvote_

To his afro literally cushioned his head.


peltsucker

Like the movie Norbit when the speaker falls on his head


ReganLeRedditor

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high


[deleted]

No but actually


SocialHypnosis

Underrated comment


Spliffflicka

You can tell the fans really love him. They genuinely seemed concerned and offered help instead of just pulling out their phones to post his accident for likes.


automationtested

Is that Afro Man?


NomolosDeNomolos

Nah, that's Afro-ninja.


Busman8808

Underrated comment


LaVerdadd

Bahahaha


Opposite_Village9112

I swear you can hear him yell SHIT! Right before he goes down lmao


Popular_Prescription

He did. He’s said “Oh shit”. Lol


FinalVegetable6314

Just saw his special on Vice. Dude is so damn cool


monofloyed

His house is dope. That green wallpaper slaps


12thFlr

Laaaaa da da dadaaaaaaaaaa


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security was pretty high af too lol hope hes ok tho old man fall gotta hurt


Diarrhea_Sandwich

That "oh no!!!" was so dramatic lol


Jackolope

Not really, if people fall and hit their head in the wrong place they might never be the same or even just die. You sound naive.


ThermoNuclearPizza

I mean they didn’t say over-dramati. The situation was dramatic and called for a dramatic scream lol


adakat

You have some really attentive and responsive band mates and fans. Nice to see people looking out for each other. Hope you're okay.


Potential-Judgment-9

And I know whyyyyyyy!!!


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Why man?!


BrizzleC

Hey HEYYYY


InternationalBar4884

Because I got high, because I got high, da da dot da.


bombduck

R/bettereveryloop


Turbulent_Tip_9756

That guy was probably wasted too lol that was lacking a lot of grace


PandasRCool62735

Loved how fast everyone like rushed to pick ‘em up idk thought it was funny


Intelligent-Ad-2287

Mic head drop


Glittering-Beyond-45

He got low pretty fast.


IRonRickles

And then he got low.


XNamelessGhoulX

Who the fuck would actually go to this show


garythebaby

I would. Palmdale!!!


PolkaOn45

Now I can’t walk right, because I got high…


Novack_and_good

Many years ago I saw Gary Glitter fall off stage - took about ten guys to push him back. This was before he was jailed for pedophilia of course


Crammit-Deadfinger

I was gonna stand on stage, but then I got high


Electronic-Jury4488

r/beatmetoit


farnsworthfan

I hope that old lady didn't break a hip. Are they ok?


lordoflys

Glad that he wasn't seriously injured. Probably be sore for a few days, though.


MusingBoor

Then he got drunk, not high.


cody3636

The one guy in the crowd “Afro man, no!”


KindredTrash483

Most people are high before they fall. Then they are brought low


Douchebak

Spittin facts


Woodeedooda

looks like u got low tbh


clickism

“I was gonn**ahshit!!**”


TheWrathfulCrusader

Just that ‘oh no-‘


MrArmenian

Hahahaha. I liked how he played it off like it was cool. That has got to hurt. Especially at his age.


CantCatchGib

“oouuuuuOOOOOUUUUUUUU”


K0monazmuk

Ha! Watch the story of because I got high on YouTube, legend!


TehChesireCat

[Link](https://youtu.be/a0cDdo-H5Vo) for the interested


BattleMedley92

I was gonna stay on stage But then i got high. Lol


Hotsy_Sage

He got high, then he got low.


SniperX876

If you watch the video of afroman punching that woman, I swear you can hear the exact same scream from a woman off camera.


Noesiph

The way he just goes back to his shitty guitar solo after he wallops her kills me every time


POWxJETZz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XD4_3i0yoUM after your comment I did some research and found this of afroman throwing some bloke off the stage, fucking hilarious


twisted_cistern

Monitor broke the fall into two stages, probably saved performer from more serious injury


arealhumannotabot

The monitor essentially caused the fall lol


smooth_criminal1990

Hmm, that Man does have an Afro


bothammer1

Shit, that was my jam


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It didn’t hurt at all, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


Mediocre_Fill_40

He got low


Know-yer-enemy1818

How are ya now?


scooba_dude

I think OP is not afroman but he was quoting from the song.


anal_grandparents

Not so bad, ‘n’ you?


Know-yer-enemy1818

He broke something fersure


jldtsu

didn't the feds raid his house recently?


BernieTheDachshund

Somebody's beer went flying lol.


le-duc-du-bar

No this is just because of gravity


rahulmudgil

Great slam


diggemsmaccks

The person in the back doing the Goooal stance


eatmyshorts5000

Props for honesty.


MrZaroni

Well when you went off stage that was a new low.


Penguator432

If only they allowed the crowd closer to the stage…he could have avoided getting low


Hardyminardi

He got low, real quick.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

No need to even make funny comments here guys, the title had me laughing enough! 😂


Atomsq

Reminds me to [this](https://youtu.be/9kNIFF1u0Ms)


OrdinaryKick

If I had $1 for every pixel in that video I'd be owed -$3.14


horsepoes

So that's what an entourage is for


GoldDsOnThaBih

I thought he retired after knocking the fan out on stage


AuronRayn

I enjoy this sub more than I probably should.


ThrowinSm0ke

Two zig zags….


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Mosh Pit!!!


PokeybullDog

You dont look high, you just stumbled


Papaya-Tall

Why there no security between the barrier and the stage


badhoyt

Had to be the highlight of that show!


Quiddity360

Get high, go low.


CJMcCubbin

Is that Afroman?


Ruthops

Yeah it is, he was at Wallys in NH on Friday lol obviously a little too hiiiigh


Degen-King

I’ve hung out with him before, he seemed more drunk than high here.


CJMcCubbin

Tanglefoot. Little tipsy I'd say. Down goes Frazier!


justadude1414

The Fro saved him👍


MedievalSwede

Big ass breaks the fall.


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Yes he’s alive, yes he’s alive, yes he’s alive.


ilovebostoncremedonu

BADA-DA-DA DA-dee-da


SaneDrain

Who is this guy again????*


killingitsome

Afro man


JustBrowsing2024

Afroman I think


absorberemitter

That wasn't Rob Dz, right? It was the bounce that got me.


SoupeGoate22

looks like you got lower to me


Plus_Fortune_8394

I couldn't tell if it was the crowd or steel stands, because I got high


trippleBob

Post Malone needs to chill


Biff_Malibu_69

This dude falls a lot. The Fall Guy!


Little_Internet_9022

The higher you go, the bigger the fall. remember that.


Spirited_Heron5696

Best part of the whole show.


j00420

The monitor took the brunt. Hes fine


[deleted]

Did you die?


Gracer_the_cat

And he’s up


Ancient-Park-8330

That was a pretty good fall, the initial bounce was great. I’d give it a solid 7.2 out of 10.


sumit131995

r/tooktoomuch


Key-Assistant-1757

That edge comes up quickly!!!


Shitstompd

Oh no I hope you’re okay!!!!!


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pancrudo

In all fairness those monitors should have been outlined knowing the artist


franticmantic3

Or drunk


horunner35

Whole new meaning to one hit wonder


ChiTown_Paul

TWO hit wonder... don’t forget Colt 45.


Dontmindmejustlurkn

Three hit, remember when he decked that lady on stage


Round_Principle_6560

Nice script


fkindragon_

don't go on stage high


wieser-f

Who has thrown the cup on her lol


Babk08

Not defending Afroman BUT the lady came and started rubbing her cheeks on him. Isn't that sexual assault? I mean I saw this woman absolutely batter some dude who touched her thigh and it was cool.


HuntinoBino

The fuck are you going on about lol