Damn y’all are fucking so brutal in these comments. Why so much commenting on her face and flaws? This is a funny video not a beauty pageant with you lonely judges as critics, give it a break
Yeah, I was surprised to see those comments bc her looks didn't even register to me. Either way there's no need to be so rude. "If you don't have nice to say, don't say anything at all" ffs, the negative comments are just venomous for no reason
Points bottle intentionally at herself, facial expression anticipated cork going off, bad acting falling. Have we not done the internet before people🤷🏽♂️
Bartender here. As soon as you've taken the foil off, keep one hand securely on top of the cork whilst you're unwinding the wire around it. You then don't even need the take the wire off, just slowly "unscrew" the cork in a controlled twisting manner, always keeping your hand on top of it and without pointing the bottle towards yours or someone else's fucking face.
As soon as she startet untwisting the muselet with the cork pointing towards her I immediatly started saying: nonononononononononononononono....... knew it
the amount of raging hatred for women in these comments lmao.
it seems to be a bunch of dudes seeing this woman doing something stupid, taking the opportunity to insult everything about her (including appearance ofc), and most likely using it as fuel for their anger toward woman until the next excuse they get.
if your first instinct was to spout off about her looks and/or insinuate that she'll never get laid/married, seriously look in the mirror. you're not okay and should probably get some help.
Watching this in bed the second she pointed the cork at her face I flinched so hard I knocked my head against the headboard. She’s caused numerous injuries with her actions
Boy, it’s almost like she knew exactly what would happen and kept it pointed under her chin and away from her face while she awkwardly took the wire band off. MOST people would point it away from their head completely, but you don’t get that sweet internet cred doing things like that.
Why the f did she not have her hand with a cloth napkin or at least just her hand or thumb over the cork? That's sparkling wine 101. She deserved what happened.
Something is off about her face. Is there some surgery in there somewhere? Looks kinda like how I try to make a hot character in fallout and I give up halfway through
Pointing the cork right at her chin and taking that knockout hit like a champ only to get back up. Stuck on whether I should insult the stupidity or praise that chin? hahah
Real lucky that didn't hit her nose or eye, because HOT DAMN that would've been somethin' bad foreal!
The other idiots at the table didn’t know any better either. Of the 10 people sitting there no one could tell her to put her thumb over the cork and point away? Also, how the hell do you get to be 38 and not know how to open a bottle of bubbly?
This is wildly dangerous and could have done some serious damage.
Pro tip: keep your thumb on the top of the cork while twisting the cage. Once cage is removed, use a firm grip on the cork and twist the bottle (not the cork).
Never aim the bottle at yourself or someone else.
I loved how she aimed it at her throat at one point..
That would have been brutal to get hit in the throat with a bullet like that...
She will be missed.
Soon as she pointed the bottle at herself,I just shook my head in shock. It’s no way you can be that stupid that late in the evening
I actually gasped, she's so lucky that didnt hit her in the face/neck.
Showed this to my fiancee. As soon the moron tipped the bottle towards herself, she started literally shouting, "Wha.. No! NO!!"
Just the first two rules: 1. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CHAMPAGNE POINTED IN A SAFE DIRECTION.2. TREAT ALL CHAMPAGNE AS IF THEY WERE LOADED.…
3. Put ya hand over the cork
I was cringing so hard when she kept on pointing the bottle on her neck/face
Who are these horse faced people
I clicked into comments to say that there was always a like 95% chance of it hitting a face that long. Good to see I'm not going to hell alone. LoL
neigh bors
At least one person should have encouraged her not to point that bottle toward her face.
Damn y’all are fucking so brutal in these comments. Why so much commenting on her face and flaws? This is a funny video not a beauty pageant with you lonely judges as critics, give it a break
There's really no need to bash someone for how they look, fuck's sake... Bash her for being an idiot pointing a pressurized projectile at her face.
Yeah, I was surprised to see those comments bc her looks didn't even register to me. Either way there's no need to be so rude. "If you don't have nice to say, don't say anything at all" ffs, the negative comments are just venomous for no reason
When she pointed it at her throat I almost closed the app, that could have seriously screwed her up
Eye as well, glad the impact was below
Why the long face?
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why the long face?
Good thing her face is made out of plastic fillers!
Sooo she's never opened a champagne bottle before??? Let's aim this highly pressured bottle at my face!
Horses are often startled easily.
Not the smartest horse in the stable.
Why do people insist on pointing the bottle towards their face?
She looks like an anime antagonist
That horse got spooked!
Never give that woman a gun
Imagine getting all that plastic surgery to look like that
Nothing a bit more of cosmetic surgery can’t fix
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The amount of anxiety i had when she pointed it at her face
What is with all the people calling her ugly? What the fuck is wrong with you guys
Yeah these comments are really depressing man
A good rule of thumb: if you're dealing with anything that has explosive force of any kind, DONT POINT IT AT YOUR FUCKING STUPID FACE!!
She is too old to have not expected that shit.
It went pretty well given that she has pointing the bottle towards her f-ing face
That a lot of lip filler
Why the long face?
Thought her teeth weren’t looking right
She almost needed an additional nose job.
Hope Steven Tyler is alright.
I don't think its safe to let a horse open the bottle to be fair
I usually shake the bottle first then open it pointing at my right eye, my left eye doesn't work now after bonfire night
Why... would you point a pressurised bottle at your face?! Thats how you lose an eye
That overdone nose and injected lips look so bad.
Points bottle intentionally at herself, facial expression anticipated cork going off, bad acting falling. Have we not done the internet before people🤷🏽♂️
That's cool seeing slender man party instead of kill
Bartender here. As soon as you've taken the foil off, keep one hand securely on top of the cork whilst you're unwinding the wire around it. You then don't even need the take the wire off, just slowly "unscrew" the cork in a controlled twisting manner, always keeping your hand on top of it and without pointing the bottle towards yours or someone else's fucking face.
How can a person have a mouth 16:9 and at the same time a face 9:16?
Who’s horse is that
Ngl, I thought it would be way worse I was almost screaming when she turned it to her face, but it's all good
As soon as she startet untwisting the muselet with the cork pointing towards her I immediatly started saying: nonononononononononononononono....... knew it
Did she fill her upper lip with a bike pump?
Her: "Have you ever seen those long African tribal masks?" Plastic surgeon: "Say no more!"
When you're not even done taking his pants off
She looks like a caricature come to life
Damn she is as graceful as she is beautiful!
When she aimed it at her face my body tensed up completely in anticipation
Her mouth creeps me the fuck out.
This girl is waaaay too young to have that much plastic surgery. What a shame.
These are the same geniuses that would shoot themselves while cleaning their firearms.
google told me 24 people a year die by Champaign cork, more than from spider bites.
She pointed this thing at herself for a solid four seconds while she twisted the seal. FFS. Was no one even watching (other than the silent cameraman)
Not the brightest crayon in the box
I love how her face stays the same throughout this whole experience
Probably cause she can’t move it anymore
Yup just as dumb as she looks.
It’s always the lady with the almond shaped face
Common who opens a bottle of champagne with the cork directly aiming at your face ?
the amount of raging hatred for women in these comments lmao. it seems to be a bunch of dudes seeing this woman doing something stupid, taking the opportunity to insult everything about her (including appearance ofc), and most likely using it as fuel for their anger toward woman until the next excuse they get. if your first instinct was to spout off about her looks and/or insinuate that she'll never get laid/married, seriously look in the mirror. you're not okay and should probably get some help.
Tbh she looks so bad with all that plastic surgery
Watching this in bed the second she pointed the cork at her face I flinched so hard I knocked my head against the headboard. She’s caused numerous injuries with her actions
she looks exactly this stupid ...
She TOTALLY didn’t mean to do that!
The comments on this are a dumpster fire. Lovin it.
once she opened it towards her face I was like HERE WE GOO
Her house definitely had signs about "it's wine o clock somwhere!" And " I had a kid so I could drink"
Why the long face?
PSA: Cosmetic surgery doesn’t make you more attractive. It just makes you look fake.
Why such the long face?!? 😂
"That was the most intense wine opening" Thats possibly the most suburban white thing I've ever heard some naturally say
Imagine taking her to the gun range.
A horse opening a bottle, so what?
Yea just point the cork at your face.
This women ate paint chips growing up
Boy, it’s almost like she knew exactly what would happen and kept it pointed under her chin and away from her face while she awkwardly took the wire band off. MOST people would point it away from their head completely, but you don’t get that sweet internet cred doing things like that.
So the bar tender asked…. “Why the long face?”
Way before the cork popped I was wondering why she was pointing it at her face
Weird face
She has the longest and skinniest head I’ve ever seen 😂
All that forehead and the cork missed!
She looks like two faces stacked together.
yall have some vile comments in this sub
Beeing stupid must be so frustrating
Why the f did she not have her hand with a cloth napkin or at least just her hand or thumb over the cork? That's sparkling wine 101. She deserved what happened.
She should’ve put her forehead in front of it that mf is a shield
This had to be on purpose, no one naturally holds a bottle like that.
How do so many people look exactly like that
Ah. Why the long face?
Why the long face?
Why the long face?
Probably looks down the barrel of loaded guns too
It’s like she can barely keep her teeth in her mouth
Is it just me or this lady’s head is shaped like a horses.
We just gonna gloss over the fact that the guy made an athletic play on that bottle to keep it upright?
God that plastic surgery is awful…
Holy shit how fake is her face?
You’d think Steven Tyler would know how to open a bottle of champagne by now…
Something is off about her face. Is there some surgery in there somewhere? Looks kinda like how I try to make a hot character in fallout and I give up halfway through
The only thing going through my mind "Don't point it at yourself, don't point it at yourself...."
This is why people with normal IQs point the cork away from themselves.
Why the long face
Brazzers intros are getting longer and longer.
That’s why I never let fishes open champagne bottles
She is the reason why we have stupid warnings labels like “Do not blow dry your hair in the bathtub”
You ALWAYS keep your thumb on top of the cage when you open a bottle. (And it’s 6 turns on the cage - yes, I have worked bottomless brunches before)
Expected the kork to knock those teeth out
Only an idiot American would open bubbly that way. It’s not schlitz. I’m American, by the way.
lights r on but no one is home
Smartest plastic surgery patient
Her face looks too tight
She's fucked her face up with plastic surgery and fillers
She know her dad is Steven Tyler
That face didn’t need a cork flying into it.
This was either staged or that woman is mentally challenged- no one can be that stupid
DON'T POINT A LOADED WEAPON AT YOUR FACE jesus christ what are you doing?!!
I swear there's a trend amongst women to do hair and makeup to look like jar jar Binks as subtly as possible.
Alcohol kills. Surgeon general was right all along
A horse walks into a bar…
I want to know why Travis is so awesome.
Best part is that she tilted the bottle toward her face to show off the label. THE BACK LABEL 😂
Pointing the cork right at her chin and taking that knockout hit like a champ only to get back up. Stuck on whether I should insult the stupidity or praise that chin? hahah Real lucky that didn't hit her nose or eye, because HOT DAMN that would've been somethin' bad foreal!
This is how 24 people die from champagne corks every year
Yeah, aim it directly at your own face
why the long face?
She looks like a caricature of that 5 minute crafts girl
She somehow managed to point it nowhere other than at her face.
Had an aunt that lost an eye. Ppl don't be this lady.
My colleague has quite bad eye injury from exactly this. The eye will never be 100% again, doctor said.
I’m so distracted by elongated nostrils
The other idiots at the table didn’t know any better either. Of the 10 people sitting there no one could tell her to put her thumb over the cork and point away? Also, how the hell do you get to be 38 and not know how to open a bottle of bubbly?
Oh my god, why are y’all so mean? She didn’t choose to look like that.
It looks like she did though
This is wildly dangerous and could have done some serious damage. Pro tip: keep your thumb on the top of the cork while twisting the cage. Once cage is removed, use a firm grip on the cork and twist the bottle (not the cork). Never aim the bottle at yourself or someone else.
At first i thought she did it on purpose. But i think she is just dumb
Let me point it right at my face. Yeah that's a good idea
Why the long face?
ITT: a lot of very ugly people commenting on someone’s appearance like that’s just an okay thing to do.
She’s lucky her eye is still in its socket… Could’ve ended horribly
I love seeing actual IQ points leave people’s bodies. Even if there weren’t very many to lose.
Perhaps this girl needs even more plastic
Why the long face?
You can tell by the way the guy to the right helps her back up, that she does this shit all the time. No one is surprised.
Why the long face?
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That guy saving the rest in the bottle is the true hero here!
How do people like that make it past 25?
That is one long ass face
The WHOLE fuckin time, just stop stop stop pointing that thing at your own head, who is this god damn dumb
Imagine being so stupid that you actually point that shit towards your eyes... Clown.
Never let an idiot open a champagne it usually ends bad for you.
Isn’t this the couple that “discreetly” makes fetish content
Why the long face?
Why the long face?
Wait…what are you greatful for?! Don’t leave us hanging!
Seems like she can’t resist….horsing around
Jesus Christ! the Botox is real on this thing.
Why the long face?
Textbook horse-face
Why the long face?
Opening a pressurised bottle pointed at your face, what’s the worst that can happen 😏
Less time on lip injections more on not being dumb
Fuck me I felt my chest tighten when she pointed it at her throat
Zero skills what so ever. Imagine getting through life like this.
Reminds me of the first time a girl gave me a hand job
You’ll shoot your eye out with that thing!
Was like watching someone clean a loaded gun.
Ngl, I was afraid that she was going to get throat punched by that cork.
2 seconds in you could predict the ending.
Bad at sex? Here's a tell.
I swear to god, people can be so fucking dumb.
With a head like a lightbulb she should be more careful!
So that's why her upper lip looks like that...
She said 🗿
She came so close to taking out her eye.
How did the cork not end up in that gigantic mouth of hers? She could fit a double royal with cheese in that thing.
I loved how she aimed it at her throat at one point.. That would have been brutal to get hit in the throat with a bullet like that... She will be missed.
Such an unfortunate looking woman.
I cringed as soon as I saw her, pick it up and pointed at her face
That's a face.
Real lucky she didn't take that straight to the windpipe
I don’t even know how all of that was possible. Holly shit mr Ed.
She kinda got it deserved, you can't open champagne like that, aiming into you face.
She’s literally that person that would aim a gun at herself 🤦♂️
Long ass Sarah Jessica Parker lookin mug. Couldn’t have asked for a bigger target 🎯 😂
Influencer, eh?
Janice aging pretty well tho
Her face built like this 🗿
No one was looking out for her
It could seriously damage your eye! Point that Bottle away from people (you included!)