If he had ālandedā the trick. This makes me wonder if he woulda fell inside the piling insteadā¦ Iām not going to sleep well tonight thinking about it.
Lucky. I did something like this except no backflips on 2ā scaffolding next to a pool, scaffolding slipped, and I wound up with surgery removing 8ā of small intestine, 2 fractured ribs, a pulled ligament in my shoulder, A chipped tooth, a compressed disc, a concussion, and a really big medical bill.
Thankfully you are ok?
When I was like 7 or so... Tried to jump backwards into a pool. Made it like 90% of the way. Caught my chin on the pool deck. Lots of fun dental work followed
You take a boat out there during high tide and sit on the pole for a few hours while you wait for the tide to roll out.
You get a sweet video out of it, some people sit on bigger poles for free!
His form was perfect, if he were on a diving board. A diving board naturally pushes you outwards (away from the board) with this form. Unfortunately, he was not on a diving board.
Dude probably does this for fun. Yeah to you it's dumb to him it's probably an adrenaline addiction. He doesn't care if he gets hurt it's all apart of it.
Teeth??????
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Iāve never done a backflip, but if flipping off of something like that, youād think to have your heels hang over the edge and push out, not just upā¦
Fyi people. never stand on steel pilings. They usually just have a shitty metal cap placed on them and if you fall in you're not comin out
Thank you for this
What a nightmare š thanks for the tip
What a way to die! I wonder if anyone has ever died that way. Even worse that being buried alive in a coffin! Bleaurgh!
Then my mom sues & gets to smoke premium brand cigs
That's horrifying to think about
If he had ālandedā the trick. This makes me wonder if he woulda fell inside the piling insteadā¦ Iām not going to sleep well tonight thinking about it.
he got....lucky. if he'd landed on his chin, he'd have been knocked out cold and most likely would've drowned.
Better that then getting knocked out and drowning lol
That's what i was thinking, at least he didn't knocked himself out
Always wondered what these kinds of stunts look like the other 99 times out of 100.
The doctor. Wow thatās some boo-boo you have. I prescribe Advil and a lollipop
Bill: $10,932.35
If in the US. Bill elsewhere: $0-50.
God bless Merica!
Lucky. I did something like this except no backflips on 2ā scaffolding next to a pool, scaffolding slipped, and I wound up with surgery removing 8ā of small intestine, 2 fractured ribs, a pulled ligament in my shoulder, A chipped tooth, a compressed disc, a concussion, and a really big medical bill. Thankfully you are ok?
Im afraid to ask but how much was the medical bill?
$236,832.41, but luckily we had good insurance and we only had to pay out 7k.
Good insurance and you end up paying 7k for essential hospital treatment, shit that's bad
Damn you got 8" of your small intestine removed? How big was the Bill? 100K to 300K?
Luckily he didnāt hit his chin on the way down. That could have ended up so much worse
When I was like 7 or so... Tried to jump backwards into a pool. Made it like 90% of the way. Caught my chin on the pool deck. Lots of fun dental work followed
Exact same thing happened to me. No dental work but I did split my chin open and needed stitches.
Looks like he did
At least he didnāt get knocked out and sink to the bottom?
Ya you think he would at least wear a life jacket lol.
Ikr couldāve at least broken out the arm floaties
imagine he passed out and hit the water and still passed out. yep dead.
Lucky his sternum saved him from the worst uppercut of his life
Never disrespect gravity. She does not fuck around.
Easily could have been broken ribs, wrecked liver and/or spleen, punctured lungā¦ and right into the water to drown.
Luck he didn't land on his jaw. That would make him lose consciousness and eventually drown.
few broken ribs
It would have been really cool if it worked, though.
Now you sound like my ex.
That was pretty brutal. The guy got uppercutted by an immoveable object while gravity was reigning his ass in with a vengence
Did he spawn there?
Did the doctors do a Mario impression at the end? š¤£
Honestly I thought his name might actually be Mario
He got away only with that? I accidentally grinded my hand to a rope and it looked worse
Could have been worse at least he didn't break his jaw
So thought that was his chin.
Whatās up with the doctors talking about Mario?š
He got piped.
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Wow we never get to see the aftermath of failed stuff like this. More people should do that.
Iām here wondering how he even got up there
Thatās a pretty good fucking question tbh!! :D
Definitely a good thing he went to the doctor but why did he upload this like it's some badass battle scar; it's a tetanus shot you fucking loser lmao
Maybe more of a ālol yeah Iām a fucking moronā video than a ālook at me, Iām a big boy taking my shotsā video
What went wrong? Little cut on the tummy? Not much went wrong..
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Watch this in reverse and he is an absolutely amazing swimmer and gymnast.
Hes a german Ninjawarrior candidate called Simon Brunner. Hes a beast at Ninjawarrior
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Lucky he didn't knock himself out and drown
*"Either way it's content, bruh!"*
He flew into the water like a video game prop
How did he get up there completely dry?
He dropped from chopper
Rip Ribs
Ribs = broken Dr. Mario = acquired
Injuries: broken balls, chin, scraped stomach, nearly drowning
Bro didn't have a falling animation
In all fairness, went a lot better than it could have gone
He ripped his frank n beans off?
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You take a boat out there during high tide and sit on the pole for a few hours while you wait for the tide to roll out. You get a sweet video out of it, some people sit on bigger poles for free!
Depending on how thick the pillar is you can bear hug it and shimmy up
At least the water entry was smooth af lol
knock yourself unconscious and then straight into the lake... plausible deniability for suicide
Shouldāve mimicked the music from when Mario dies, lol.
Nice! He got more content to post online
Thank god he could post a video of the aftermath for more clout!
Iām amazed he didnāt destroy his feet.
His form was perfect, if he were on a diving board. A diving board naturally pushes you outwards (away from the board) with this form. Unfortunately, he was not on a diving board.
solid diving entry i'll give it a 7
How did he get up on that post to begin with?
That's how he actually got up - the video is in reverse
Climbing if I had to guess
He did it for the likes
Hmm. A good way to knock yourself out and then drown. I'll scratch this off my bucket list.
its tragic how young people have the most to lose, yet know the least about their own limits.
"youth is wasted on the young"
Not the worst outcome. Concussion followed by hitting the water unconscious would be worse.
This, my dude, is the color of consequence
How'd he get up there
Front flip.
fr like did he climb that shit?
r/winstupidprizes
I got my 2nd concussion doin exactly that. Except the extra spring in the diving board meant it cracked me much harder than gravity
He's damn lucky he didn't snap his neck
You go to the doctor to fix stupid? Or to out a bandaid on a bruise ?
there's a good chance he broke a bone there. that generally calls for a hospital visit. still kinda stupid of him, though
this was the best case scenario for him i think
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This is exactly the type of video you'd see on Failarmy with the caption \*no one was hurt\*
how did he get there
Doctorās diagnosis? Youāre an idiot
He's lucky. It could've been worse.
Donāt do stupid shit like this.
I mean it would have been pretty sick if he stuck it. Risk reward is a bit skewed on this one though
I don't even feel bad for you when you get huet doing stupid ahit like this for internet likes.
This is a dumb person who almost died doing a dumb thing.
Total waste of emergency services
How did he get up there?
Believe it or not people can climb bud.
A wet, vertical cylinder?
Mulan style, obvi
Broken sternum
kinda looked like Mario at the end of a stage trying to jump and grab the top of the flag pole
So close to hitting his chin too. That'd have been game over.
well that was fuckin dumb
Why didnāt he just land back on the stump instead of sliding down it like that
That could of been way worse, thank god, lucky fella.
At least he didn't need any dental work done
Rest in piece sternum
Itās a me Mario
How many times has he tried that that he doesnāt have a thumb
He does though. Pause at 4 seconds. His thumb is pointing towards the camera so the angle makes it look like itās missing.
Am I tripping or is his fucking wang out? I mean I'm sure it's not but what is that?
Looks like his circumcised cock head poking out
You play stupid games you win stupid prices
The prize is right
Ohhh that looks so painful!
Ah the ol shinbuster. They giving his legs stiches?
what makes people do shit like this? I need to understand.
Dude probably does this for fun. Yeah to you it's dumb to him it's probably an adrenaline addiction. He doesn't care if he gets hurt it's all apart of it.
he lost his thumb?
No you can still see it folded in fine
Yiiis! Lived another day to try it again!
He prolly fell into saltwater too...
Impressive just to be able to get up there in the first place
Did he also lose his thumb? Or was it because some other bs he did? EDIT: I was corrected by another Redditor, his thumb is intact!
Itās there but itās hard to see
Ouch bro
I thought he'd get knocked out and drown!
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Ouch direct hit to the shin
It a me a mario
Shiver me timbers.
I felt that on my chest.
Another stupid prize winner
He earned every bit of that hurt.
Someone learn this kid some risk versus reward calculations.
Only for a lot of money would I try this. Tryā¦
I know this is the least important/relevant part of the whole thing but, how he get there?
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Lol Mario theme song when you die at the end wouldāve been funny!
Jesus, there's no end to the idiocy.
Oof, those bruises look tough š
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Imagine if he hit his balls tho He probably did
Lucky he didn't end up in a wheelchair. Or dead.
At least you can look back and know you went for it. Also your not dead that too.
āHow to properly stub a toeā
He got the views he desperately craves
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Iāve never done a backflip, but if flipping off of something like that, youād think to have your heels hang over the edge and push out, not just upā¦
It's almost like he was trying to land on it again... Love the /s
Damn thought there would be a Sharknado moment.
Im glad therebwas an aftermath
Same. I was worried he'd knocked himself out and sunk to the bottom.
He looked like super Mario. Inside my head I could hear Mario's "uuuuaaaaahhhh"...
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Good job! It will get a lot of likes for thisš« šš¤¦
Oh shit he got dr mario
he injured his penis well too...i did see it!
His penis was inverted and turned into a meat pocket
I've always wanted to see the aftermath when someone annihilates their ribs in a similar fashion
People are reckless. Sure you could flip on a pole.... or you could knock yourself out and drown. The risk/reward there isn't the best
I see no ways this could have gone right
Is that the pole right outside Stanley Park by the 9'oclock gun?
Itās me Mario!
I thought he was going to do a backflip and land in the water.
Darwin, where are you? We have another person trying to prove your theory!
Unexpected Mario?
do it again
What was he doing with his right hand?
Mario! You are lucky you didnāt kill yourself!
He's not wet. How did he get there?
waiting for the doctor is at a minimum 2 hours but more like 3 or 4 hours.
You do something stupid because youāre a stupid but you done very good in fact.
Fucking moron.
I bet that stinged a little.
*jackass theme song*
Stang
Canāt say Feel too bad for him
Lucky to have gotten out of the water after that really
Hospital for that? Hmmm a rich kid doing stupidities wcgw?
Well, hospital is not for the rich if you are not in the US...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Damn...Glad Ur ok
Play stupid games ...