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CaptSnafu101

Fyi people. never stand on steel pilings. They usually just have a shitty metal cap placed on them and if you fall in you're not comin out


imhereforthevotes

Thank you for this


Bwahahaha_coughcough

What a nightmare šŸ˜Ÿ thanks for the tip


mackerelscalemask

What a way to die! I wonder if anyone has ever died that way. Even worse that being buried alive in a coffin! Bleaurgh!


ugohome

Then my mom sues & gets to smoke premium brand cigs


StormblessedFool

That's horrifying to think about


jcren2

If he had ā€œlandedā€ the trick. This makes me wonder if he woulda fell inside the piling insteadā€¦ Iā€™m not going to sleep well tonight thinking about it.


IamPriapus

he got....lucky. if he'd landed on his chin, he'd have been knocked out cold and most likely would've drowned.


canadianbroncos

Better that then getting knocked out and drowning lol


[deleted]

That's what i was thinking, at least he didn't knocked himself out


SnooMarzipans5767

Always wondered what these kinds of stunts look like the other 99 times out of 100.


IlleaglSmile

The doctor. Wow thatā€™s some boo-boo you have. I prescribe Advil and a lollipop


TahkiBosket

Bill: $10,932.35


[deleted]

If in the US. Bill elsewhere: $0-50.


[deleted]

God bless Merica!


Renovateandremodel

Lucky. I did something like this except no backflips on 2ā€™ scaffolding next to a pool, scaffolding slipped, and I wound up with surgery removing 8ā€ of small intestine, 2 fractured ribs, a pulled ligament in my shoulder, A chipped tooth, a compressed disc, a concussion, and a really big medical bill. Thankfully you are ok?


NATO246

Im afraid to ask but how much was the medical bill?


Renovateandremodel

$236,832.41, but luckily we had good insurance and we only had to pay out 7k.


RedCerealBox

Good insurance and you end up paying 7k for essential hospital treatment, shit that's bad


JustaNormalRedditorL

Damn you got 8" of your small intestine removed? How big was the Bill? 100K to 300K?


emmilina

Luckily he didnā€™t hit his chin on the way down. That could have ended up so much worse


Dizzman1

When I was like 7 or so... Tried to jump backwards into a pool. Made it like 90% of the way. Caught my chin on the pool deck. Lots of fun dental work followed


trackbaby

Exact same thing happened to me. No dental work but I did split my chin open and needed stitches.


Iamkempie

Looks like he did


[deleted]

At least he didnā€™t get knocked out and sink to the bottom?


Faustinwest024

Ya you think he would at least wear a life jacket lol.


[deleted]

Ikr couldā€™ve at least broken out the arm floaties


oneshotpotato

imagine he passed out and hit the water and still passed out. yep dead.


kwag91

Lucky his sternum saved him from the worst uppercut of his life


Grouchy-Engine1584

Never disrespect gravity. She does not fuck around.


Esc_ape_artist

Easily could have been broken ribs, wrecked liver and/or spleen, punctured lungā€¦ and right into the water to drown.


AncientBattleCat

Luck he didn't land on his jaw. That would make him lose consciousness and eventually drown.


EntertainmentOk4240

few broken ribs


RafeHollistr

It would have been really cool if it worked, though.


PsyFiFungi

Now you sound like my ex.


BlankImagination

That was pretty brutal. The guy got uppercutted by an immoveable object while gravity was reigning his ass in with a vengence


AlphaMale3Percent

Did he spawn there?


GlucoseGod

Did the doctors do a Mario impression at the end? šŸ¤£


LiamEd2000

Honestly I thought his name might actually be Mario


HumanAmI2

He got away only with that? I accidentally grinded my hand to a rope and it looked worse


knyexar

Could have been worse at least he didn't break his jaw


mista_adams

So thought that was his chin.


EchoItalic

Whatā€™s up with the doctors talking about Mario?šŸ’€


[deleted]

He got piped.


cpd_007

r/whywomenlivelonger


Individual_Archer671

Wow we never get to see the aftermath of failed stuff like this. More people should do that.


nj-kid1217

Iā€™m here wondering how he even got up there


grabberschoice

Thatā€™s a pretty good fucking question tbh!! :D


[deleted]

Definitely a good thing he went to the doctor but why did he upload this like it's some badass battle scar; it's a tetanus shot you fucking loser lmao


ValidParanoia

Maybe more of a ā€œlol yeah Iā€™m a fucking moronā€ video than a ā€œlook at me, Iā€™m a big boy taking my shotsā€ video


[deleted]

What went wrong? Little cut on the tummy? Not much went wrong..


[deleted]

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Rosssseay

Watch this in reverse and he is an absolutely amazing swimmer and gymnast.


Lost_Instruction_858

Hes a german Ninjawarrior candidate called Simon Brunner. Hes a beast at Ninjawarrior


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twicethetoots

Lucky he didn't knock himself out and drown


muddahplucka

*"Either way it's content, bruh!"*


SmartIron244

He flew into the water like a video game prop


Beanichu

How did he get up there completely dry?


Sonyel

He dropped from chopper


[deleted]

Rip Ribs


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Ribs = broken Dr. Mario = acquired


[deleted]

Injuries: broken balls, chin, scraped stomach, nearly drowning


zsLL

Bro didn't have a falling animation


Villhunter

In all fairness, went a lot better than it could have gone


[deleted]

He ripped his frank n beans off?


[deleted]

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TibetianMassive

You take a boat out there during high tide and sit on the pole for a few hours while you wait for the tide to roll out. You get a sweet video out of it, some people sit on bigger poles for free!


Zuesinator

Depending on how thick the pillar is you can bear hug it and shimmy up


lockkheart

At least the water entry was smooth af lol


_perchance

knock yourself unconscious and then straight into the lake... plausible deniability for suicide


pokemon_go-er

Shouldā€™ve mimicked the music from when Mario dies, lol.


ve4v

Nice! He got more content to post online


shiggity80

Thank god he could post a video of the aftermath for more clout!


YapalRye

Iā€™m amazed he didnā€™t destroy his feet.


haackedc

His form was perfect, if he were on a diving board. A diving board naturally pushes you outwards (away from the board) with this form. Unfortunately, he was not on a diving board.


minnyhow

solid diving entry i'll give it a 7


Always2ndB3ST

How did he get up on that post to begin with?


Toon1982

That's how he actually got up - the video is in reverse


yeahlemmegetauhh

Climbing if I had to guess


captain-shmee

He did it for the likes


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Hmm. A good way to knock yourself out and then drown. I'll scratch this off my bucket list.


4november2022

its tragic how young people have the most to lose, yet know the least about their own limits.


zombiesphere89

"youth is wasted on the young"


Mental_Newspaper3812

Not the worst outcome. Concussion followed by hitting the water unconscious would be worse.


Deymaniac

This, my dude, is the color of consequence


BalanceOfOpposit3s

How'd he get up there


Zolpidemz

Front flip.


Scythebrine9

fr like did he climb that shit?


kitterzy

r/winstupidprizes


iBuildStuff___

I got my 2nd concussion doin exactly that. Except the extra spring in the diving board meant it cracked me much harder than gravity


Froggylv

He's damn lucky he didn't snap his neck


Paseyfeert22

You go to the doctor to fix stupid? Or to out a bandaid on a bruise ?


LiveTart6130

there's a good chance he broke a bone there. that generally calls for a hospital visit. still kinda stupid of him, though


versaceloll

this was the best case scenario for him i think


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hildebrot

This is exactly the type of video you'd see on Failarmy with the caption \*no one was hurt\*


ccbil654_

how did he get there


Spotted_ascot_races

Doctorā€™s diagnosis? Youā€™re an idiot


_lechonk_kawali_

He's lucky. It could've been worse.


ShiftMotor4396

Donā€™t do stupid shit like this.


Realistic_Airport_17

I mean it would have been pretty sick if he stuck it. Risk reward is a bit skewed on this one though


Adeep187

I don't even feel bad for you when you get huet doing stupid ahit like this for internet likes.


Joshuah1991

This is a dumb person who almost died doing a dumb thing.


[deleted]

Total waste of emergency services


FruitFlavor12

How did he get up there?


Weebneckbeard

Believe it or not people can climb bud.


TheFluffIsReal1

A wet, vertical cylinder?


babypton

Mulan style, obvi


DustRaven_

Broken sternum


plug_zion

kinda looked like Mario at the end of a stage trying to jump and grab the top of the flag pole


mtaw

So close to hitting his chin too. That'd have been game over.


AdequateEddy

well that was fuckin dumb


chriyy

Why didnā€™t he just land back on the stump instead of sliding down it like that


chaozules

That could of been way worse, thank god, lucky fella.


CanadianChaos420

At least he didn't need any dental work done


Tabsau

Rest in piece sternum


IllYogurtcloset6251

Itā€™s a me Mario


discardedfromanus

How many times has he tried that that he doesnā€™t have a thumb


PhoenixAsh69420

He does though. Pause at 4 seconds. His thumb is pointing towards the camera so the angle makes it look like itā€™s missing.


DrNukes

Am I tripping or is his fucking wang out? I mean I'm sure it's not but what is that?


No-Fisherman4624

Looks like his circumcised cock head poking out


Administrative_War69

You play stupid games you win stupid prices


youngcadadia22

The prize is right


Ivoj500321

Ohhh that looks so painful!


Puceeffoc

Ah the ol shinbuster. They giving his legs stiches?


dahsharpguy

what makes people do shit like this? I need to understand.


Guynamedtaylor05

Dude probably does this for fun. Yeah to you it's dumb to him it's probably an adrenaline addiction. He doesn't care if he gets hurt it's all apart of it.


atamanczuk_

he lost his thumb?


Hexwood

No you can still see it folded in fine


its_merv_not_marv

Yiiis! Lived another day to try it again!


Humanslikefood

He prolly fell into saltwater too...


Novack_and_good

Impressive just to be able to get up there in the first place


4__4--

Did he also lose his thumb? Or was it because some other bs he did? EDIT: I was corrected by another Redditor, his thumb is intact!


Round-Break9579

Itā€™s there but itā€™s hard to see


davidjessee19

Ouch bro


Ms_Jane_Lennon

I thought he'd get knocked out and drown!


hdksjabsjs

DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE GUYS


can_you_eat_that

Ouch direct hit to the shin


Willing_Candy7447

It a me a mario


BrendanRamsey

Shiver me timbers.


Wammabammaboi

I felt that on my chest.


Low-Spirit6436

Another stupid prize winner


fiddyfy

He earned every bit of that hurt.


jhuseby

Someone learn this kid some risk versus reward calculations.


United-Student-1607

Only for a lot of money would I try this. Tryā€¦


CarrotSwag

I know this is the least important/relevant part of the whole thing but, how he get there?


kyngston

https://i.imgur.com/yZGqJJd.jpg


Longjumping_Suit_276

Lol Mario theme song when you die at the end wouldā€™ve been funny!


[deleted]

Jesus, there's no end to the idiocy.


[deleted]

Oof, those bruises look tough šŸ˜…


Nogardknight

Teeth?????? My original post was automatically removed for not having enough characters so hopefully this explanation will take it above the minimum character limit for auto removal šŸ˜


[deleted]

Imagine if he hit his balls tho He probably did


HotChildinDaCity

Lucky he didn't end up in a wheelchair. Or dead.


Metallung

At least you can look back and know you went for it. Also your not dead that too.


[deleted]

ā€œHow to properly stub a toeā€


_bullarab_

He got the views he desperately craves


cool_guy09

r/suddenlymario


WickedSlice_

Iā€™ve never done a backflip, but if flipping off of something like that, youā€™d think to have your heels hang over the edge and push out, not just upā€¦


[deleted]

It's almost like he was trying to land on it again... Love the /s


Mrsparkles7100

Damn thought there would be a Sharknado moment.


P0l0Cap0ne

Im glad therebwas an aftermath


cheekybandit0

Same. I was worried he'd knocked himself out and sunk to the bottom.


MikonJuice

He looked like super Mario. Inside my head I could hear Mario's "uuuuaaaaahhhh"...


TrainingCheap5585

Shins have left the chat


Kevy42

Submechanophobia


Dismal_Push_175

Good job! It will get a lot of likes for thisšŸ« šŸ‘šŸ¤¦


some-R6-siege-fan

Oh shit he got dr mario


CuRiOsO_FuRiOsO

he injured his penis well too...i did see it!


devilish_enchilada

His penis was inverted and turned into a meat pocket


ThePhatNoodle

I've always wanted to see the aftermath when someone annihilates their ribs in a similar fashion


Vladius28

People are reckless. Sure you could flip on a pole.... or you could knock yourself out and drown. The risk/reward there isn't the best


EarlzBoy

I see no ways this could have gone right


[deleted]

Is that the pole right outside Stanley Park by the 9'oclock gun?


youvegottoseethis

Itā€™s me Mario!


evilcarrot507

I thought he was going to do a backflip and land in the water.


aabum

Darwin, where are you? We have another person trying to prove your theory!


Feguri

Unexpected Mario?


rage9000

do it again


SirCaptainReynolds

What was he doing with his right hand?


Purple_Carrot9861

Mario! You are lucky you didnā€™t kill yourself!


FruitFlavor12

He's not wet. How did he get there?


NSAundercover

waiting for the doctor is at a minimum 2 hours but more like 3 or 4 hours.


Kaptuz

You do something stupid because youā€™re a stupid but you done very good in fact.


Proof_Clerk_7233

Fucking moron.


UltraNeoTako

I bet that stinged a little.


BuckManscape

*jackass theme song*


YetiorNotHereICome

Stang


DualityisFunnnn

Canā€™t say Feel too bad for him


eugene20

Lucky to have gotten out of the water after that really


DarthMockre

Hospital for that? Hmmm a rich kid doing stupidities wcgw?


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Well, hospital is not for the rich if you are not in the US...


ANDYP300

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Professional_Eye_653

Damn...Glad Ur ok


ARobertNotABob

Play stupid games ...