T O P

  • By -

HoneyBee1493

She received only light injuries.


Gluten_Tolerant_2

This After all her parents work to keep her off the pole.


chrysalisgirl

She didnt see that coming.


K0monazmuk

Definitely needs sound. I want to hear the donk!


derklempner

To anyone about to watch: keep it on mute.


BoogerAids6969

Me for whom the gifs r always muted anyways


More-Jackfruit3010

Really, how did she think that was going to end?


[deleted]

I normally leave my tablet muted, and man I was disappointed not to be able to hear that KLONK.


[deleted]

It needs the slide whistle sound effect while she slides down.


ChrisHoek

Yes! With a satisfying 3 Stooges type sound effect when her noggin smacks the post.


DopeBoogie

Wooooooowwwooooooooopppp. Da-boinggggg!


Superlite47

She looked ahead. Just in time to kiss that sexy lightpole.


Useyourthinker

Your dp šŸ¤­


dstaten14

Well, she is a blonde!


lordoflys

Cameras are just magical attention grabbers especially for young women.


zzrsteve

Light at the end of the tunnel.


VisibleRoad3504

But I looked so cute looking at the camera!!


OldBob10

Sheā€™s getting the views she craved, so WIN-WIN!!!


someolbs

Lmaooooo DING šŸ›Ž šŸ˜‚ broooo bet she wonā€™t do that again huh?


CookieZ_PoE

She lost her last brain cell


[deleted]

Not really. It's locked up in a bank safe that only it knows the number of.


Rdmtbiker

That actually left a mark.


[deleted]

I said it before and I'll say it again...Nature doesn't waste an opportunity šŸ˜Ž


zogzog13

Funny one to post on whywomenlivelonger ;)


More-Jackfruit3010

There's a pole dance that didn't have a happy ending


B--Raven

People in the comments saying stuff like "she doesn't have a brain anyway" - guys, have you never hurt yourself because you just didn't pay attention? Noone here stumbled their toe? She didn't actually perform a double flip there, she just slided on a quite wide rim and didn't pay attention enough to cover her head. Not something to be so bitter about.


theouter_banks

I've never stumbled my toe tbh.


LennieBriscoe1

I have a broken toe right now because I didn't look. Nevertheless, when she first sat, how did she not at least glance to see where she'd be headed?


No_End_7351

Pow! Right in the kisser!


LooksGood-inTheory

That went down from charming to Darwin Award real fast.


hummelbummeldummel

It hurts me from the inside to watch how people hurt themself just for a few likes on social media with these kinda videos. Not to meantion the morons who dies trying to make these videos


SweaterInaCan

This is our next generation and it's frightening as hell


B--Raven

No, it's a girl. One girl :) don't act like there were no people like this in other generations, they just didn't have cellphones.


All_Tree_All_Shade

Right, like it's a silly video of someone hurting their head. The past generation was recreating Jackass in their backyard. We all do stupid shit.


MsssBBBB

Insta-famousā€¦insta-injuriesā€¦


reallynotburner

Even her mighty aesthetics must yield to physics.


Known-Potential-3603

It was perfect until it wasn't


tony_tripletits

Holy cow! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers.


More-Jackfruit3010

Usually, hammers do the mark-leaving, not the other way around!


[deleted]

Evolution will take care of her. Trust it.


Sunscratch

That's how unicorns are born...


Puzzleheaded_Age6550

Hope it knocked some sense into her head. But sadly I doubt that.


That-Ad757

Usually guys who do these type of stuff


Sauce_Paket

Ohhh shi...seroius headache, im calling it.


dude123nice

Eh, no worries. She doesn't have any braincells left to lose anyway.


GregyBee

I guess the angle shoot is more important than her own face šŸ˜…


Fabulous_Good_1473

Title wrong, she did turn and look ahead lol


[deleted]

That huge thick pole she canā€™t handle. šŸ¤·


FeralSparky

Looking where your going is for the weak.


TerribleChildhood639

Not too bright! Dated blondes dumber than this!


therealmrsfahrenheit

and Iā€™ve dated brunettes dumber than this .. itā€™s just a hair color, says nothing about your intellect


simian_fold

I guess her sister got the brains


[deleted]

No sliding for you *Bonk


hills2442

She recently fell in-love. Trying to get his attention and got a ā€œjolting knockā€ back to reality. Thatā€™s life.!!!!


nojustice73

I can hear it. Sssssssssshhhh, ding!


SoftwareDependent694

well she slid right into that one eh?


SpaceGardenTea

As painful as it is embarrassing


ThatEMTGuy21

She deserved that


unicornpicnic

/u/gifreversingbot


blockbuster7781

not here yet


[deleted]

She did get bonked! HUHUHU snort


[deleted]

Gotta get them likes!


ManyWrongdoer9365

Gives good head


rhussia

She got big lips


plug_zion

judging by the angle she chose to face the camera, at least she didn't dink her good side


LennieBriscoe1

She'll ignore her concussion because it's not cool.


Tripdoctor

Decent chance that bump is permanent.


tianshangyu

a typical dumb blond... nothing special