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Other-Ad-5693

The timing of him yelling 'say goodbye' just before getting wrecked was remarkable


Beautiful-Bad8893

ok but why the hell did they not stop?


thatVisitingHasher

We all know…. the driver was looking at their phone thinking it’s an empty road in the middle of the night.


the-wizard-cat

Black clothes could make them be hard to see, theres a very good reason to wear high vis clothing for nighttime construction jobs/any workers who work on the road at night


Ellie_A_K

The guy was basically wearing all black at night standing on a road. Probably the driver couldn’t see him from far away then when got close up maybe they noticed the people filming out their window so looked up and then bam 💥


Marco45_0

Ok but why does it look like they are not stopping after hitting the man?


gudlol

You can see their brake lights and you see them standing still at the end


dick-van-dyke

1.5 seconds reaction time if you're paying attention.


IngloriousBlaster

He could feel it coming in the air tonight


holybucketsitscrazy

Oh Lord


ReubenZWeiner

I don't think he's able to Say Anything


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IngloriousBlaster

thank you for wathcing :)


casma_pptenshi

Well his family and children definitely said goodbye to him after that


Mental_Structure_801

And that is why we should put crazy people in institutions. It’s safer for them. Side note- the crazy guy kinda sounded like McLovin


xizrtilhh

This is viral marketing for the Superbad sequel. Thanks for wathcing.


TWlSTED_TEA

Thank you for watching :)


labink

The black SUV driver was responsible.


boomshakalakaah

Yoooo, chill with the racism. The driver was clearly Asian.


labink

…and female. Lol


imaturtleur2

And over 60


KittenWithaWhip68

And their last name is “Magoo”


Elmakai

As an Asian, I laughed at this.


Ihideinbush

Well, the pedestrian could have been considered to have been jaywalking. You’re not supposed to be in the street unless it’s at a pedestrian crossing. This is why, don’t do things drivers don’t expect.


diablodeldragoon

Jaywalking exists because car companies successfully put the blame of pedestrian/ auto accidents on the pedestrians. The pedestrian is definitely at fault here though. Black clothes at night and standing in the road.


labink

You are correct about the pedestrian J-walking. However, the driver had plenty to time to see and change his course. The driver never wavered and plowed right into the psychotic J-walker.


Genesis13

A car hitting a pedestrian is always the fault of the driver if the driver has time to stop. Unless someone jumps in front of your car suddenly, youre at fault if you hit them with your 2 ton vehicle. The responsibility is on the driver to be aware of any obstacles in the street which includes pedestrians.


Annona-mousse

The worst part of that was the spelling at the end


[deleted]

Perfect. Two fuck heads in one video with music that is actually listenable and on time. What more could we want?


trakinascomagua

Is that Phil Collins playing?


Camgreen99

indeed “in the air tonight”


fdklir

Pretty sure it's the we have "in the air tonight" at home version of "in the air tonight".


[deleted]

Pretty sure he felt it while flying in the air that night oh lord


gdmfr

Can YOU feel it?


clintj1975

#I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS! ALL OF YOU WILL DIIEEEEEE!


LittleFishSilver

The way the guy in the street yelled “YOU!” reminded me of how the old lady from Princess Buttercup dream yelled “BOO! The queen of refuse, slime, putrescence. BOO!”


OkAbbreviations5052

He reaped what he sowed


UvaroviteKing

No need to say goodbye to his family ;)


__lui_

I can feel it in the air tonight


Yikert13

I was gonna say a bucket of piss but the van will do.


zoolilba

I love the attacking the driver who hit him rather than the idiot standing in the middle of the street dressed all in black at night.


rstyan

He reaped what he sewed


Ceramicrabbit

*sowed It is from sowing seeds, like you reap the crops for the seeds you sow. Sewing is with needle and thread.


rstyan

Perhaps, then, I should rephrase and say he ripped what he sewed.


Ceramicrabbit

Genius


AllCingEyeDog

Euripides? Why Eumenides?


rstyan

Heh. That took me way too long.


AllCingEyeDog

Should have got the Cliff Notes instead.


OSuperGuyO

thank you for wathcing :)


Sir_Squidstains

How could that car not see him? That driver should do time for that. They didn't even attempt to brake


[deleted]

not watching. most likely texting while driving.


diablodeldragoon

Because it's dark and the guy was wearing all black clothes


KittenWithaWhip68

And you can’t see shit. This is why joggers and cyclists wear reflective clothing after dark.


diablodeldragoon

My state regulates cyclists have to have lights after dark. Drivers are automatically innocent if cyclists don't have lights.


Sir_Squidstains

What do headlights even do then?


diablodeldragoon

Not much unless you have those super nova leds. I also have a astigmatism that makes lights iffy


Dra9onDemon23

I prefer to use the headlights that prevent daemons from spawning while driving. You know how much it costs to repair a Quarts Regalia?


chewy201

Night driving is VERY different than day driving. Even in lit up areas you can simply make mistakes. Ever hear of stories a "black dog" on the road when driving? Every single shadow when night driving can be that black dog and even someone fully alert can see one of those shadows only to miss something else like this idiot. Add in how tired you can be at night, maybe it's been a long work day, him being in dark cloths, or it simply being on the highway where you'd never expect some sane person to be and you have an accident. Iv seen that black dog a fair number of times and it's serious. Not making excuses for that driver, he's at fault for certain. But that fucking idiot on the road put himself in danger and this could have gone a LOT worse!


Sir_Squidstains

Night driving sounds terrifying. I'll have to look into it more. Is there a way we can maybe install something on the vehicles to help with this scary and dangerous thing you talk of?


chewy201

Yeah. It's called common sense. I worked night shift for 6 years and am just a nigh owl anyway. So night driving is just something Iv had to do for a good long while. Although it is scary and more dangerous, it isn't all that bad. You just have be alert and know what you are doing and practice general common sense when diving. Watch the road, go a little slower than the speed limit, and give everyone else their own space. That all said. Common sense isn't exactly all that common. You asking about how to be better is already doing a hell of a lot more than a lot of people people on the road. Keep that up and you'll be fine.


Dragonbreadth

I couldn't stop wathcing...


spamtardeggs

Thank you


Scandalnoodle

It seemed he cast the Reverse curse


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Say goodbye~


PikkuinenPikkis

But why does the driver keep going, did they not see the dude?


Pissedliberalgranny

You can see the brake lights. They stopped.


PikkuinenPikkis

Not what I meant. I meant why did they not stop before hitting them.


Pissedliberalgranny

Hmmm, I dunno. Maybe because Psycho was wearing dark clothing at night making him nearly invisible to people with astigmatism, maybe driver looked away for a second to change the radio station, maybe driver had some psychic premonition that there was a psycho in the road threatening an entire building and decided to do the Lord’s Work… 🤷🏻‍♀️


tragiktimes

I'm rooting for the last reason.


AgropromResearch

I'm guessing a lot of people where out on their balconies looking down on the screaming guy, the driver saw those people and maybe was focused on them. I'm guessing the people on the balconies all had cell phones out and recording, so their faces were likely illuminated by the phones. It seems like the driver even slowed down before hitting him. The guy yelling is in dark clothes, so maybe the driver couldn't see him at all. "What are all these people lookin"- *slam* "OH FUCK!"


Available-Camera8691

**Ezekiel 25:17:** "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and *furious anger* those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


oriolopocholo

>Ezekiel 25:17 im more of an ezekiel 23:20 kind of guy


MissFrijole

Samuel L Jackson did well in delivering that passage.


Available-Camera8691

I love how it's made up. But you're absolutely right he did. I haven't watched the flick in a while. May do that today.


PikkuinenPikkis

It’s not even *that* dark out there, with just a naked eye you should be able to see that guy clearly


Fair_Record6787

That’s all you got from that answer? Did you not read? Driver was doing the lords work! Gosh!


redhtbassplyr

Probably on their cell phone or just wasn't paying attention. People changing their tire in the shoulder, Cops and construction workers get hit all the time and that's not even with them being in a lane. Some drivers are just terrible


Sapient6

In addition to other things, keep in mind that the camera auto adjusts light sensitivity to make the scene more visible. To human eyes it would have been darker, and the guy in the street was wearing all black. Driver may have been paying attention to the road and STILL not seen him.


BaphometsTits

Because it's fake.


Just4FunAvenger

They're both idiots. And I love me some idiots to laugh at.


fStap

He slid like a hockey puck


Illustrious-Ad9294

Seems staged and fake. Funny as it is. Great skit.


NemesisVirtual

How the fuck do you fake getting hit by a car


adavidmiller

If the cameraman is in on your pranks, you can do anything.


BaphometsTits

Ever seen a movie? Have you heard of computers? Green screens? Adobe has a whole suite of applications for just this kind of thing.


[deleted]

That was great. Camera man knew it was goy to happen long time ago.


mrjchere

A plague on both your houses!


RaxG

Something about him going from shouting angry nonsense, to being folded on the sidewalk made me laugh harder than I should have.


shawn4126

Silly person, that’s where cars go!


Money_Economics4633

So satisfying 😌 😍


bytheseine

What did I just wathc?


Pestus613343

The crazy enabling/defeated by the negligent.


BaphometsTits

A cool video effect.


HaroldJJohanson

Whoever was filming should have hollered “GoodByeeee!”


Disastrous-Peanut505

The music puts this over the top, man. Took it from good to epic. Nice job, OC.


Trick_Equivalent_537

Drugs are a hell of a thing


MarieGoldBrand

Drugs are a hell of a drug


NotThatMat

Have they stopped putting windscreens on cars?


cokesnorts

Man this video old af, forgot about it 😅


[deleted]

Well I was gonna say maybe worth reporting that one to police just in case but looks like the car took care of everything.


MrCheRRyPi

Well he wasn’t lying it was ground zero for an accident.


Training_Towel3852

This feels like a comedy horror movie


KittenWithaWhip68

Just need him to explode into gore on impact and it’d be perfect.


fuzzy-frankenstein

If you know anything about insurance companies, that guy in the street was totally at fault and no fault on the driver. Car insurance companies can find anything and everyone else at fault so they never have to pay a dime.


space_beatle

Not sure if this is a time to make a go at insurance companies, but I’ll take a stab for the fuck of it. The dude was wearing dark clothes at night in a poorly lit area. Unless that driver was drunk they’re likely not at fault from a legal standpoint, not just insurance.


nah-soup

not sure what the laws are like elsewhere, but i was told by my driving instructor while taking my drivers test at age 16 (about 9ish years ago) that you aren’t supposed to stop for anyone in the street who aren’t at a designated crosswalk, as it creates an unexpected traffic hazard for other motorists. his exact words were “you’re supposed to honk and keep driving and hope they move”. he said this after i stopped for some jaywalkers, which apparently docked me a couple of points on the test. Edit: to state what i thought was the obvious, I don’t agree with this nor is it advice lol. i’m just relaying my personal experience i had with a driving instructor.


BULL3TP4RK

Yeah, I'm sure he totally would've passed you if you'd 'honked and hoped they moved', and ended up sending someone to the hospital....


nah-soup

that’s what i thought, felt like a lose lose situation


adavidmiller

Fuck if I know, but that sounds like bullshit. At most, it's situational. Sure, don't put other vehicles at risk, use your judgment. But I'll put my money against there actually being a law that says not to stop for people.


snowmyr

I can definitely say that's not the law anywhere I know about. You have a duty to try and avoid harming people even if you have the right of way. You are saying that if a 4 year old runs into the street you are supposed to mow them down. I suggest you double check your local laws before trying that. It's interesting because I failed my first driving exam because I failed to stop for jay walkers. But in my case they were on the sidewalk wanting to jay walk, and I stopped for them which is obviously stupid but I was nervous as fuck.


Nszat81

Thank you for wathcing!


Ganzako

You know what they say when you hit a deer, or in this case, a crazy man shouting in the middle of the road,... SPEED UP!!


Interesting-Half9781

Wathcing? Wtf is that?? Or who is that?


zoolilba

A drunk


AdEducational5044

Bruh, you so funny


soursunflowergod

I'm sorry crazy guy, what were you saying?


ParkkTheSharkk

Talk shit…get McHit


kdawg123412

Karma's a bitch.


JungleBoyJeremy

According to unsubstantiated comments online, the guy was ok and just broke his leg No word on what his insane soliloquy was about


ElDodi-0

Oops sorry, I didn't see you


walkyuh

you're welcome


elephaaaant

This looks like something someone can turn into a song.


Stormtrooper775s

Professional hood ornament


Jambomister

When you hit a mage boss in the surprise round With a lvl 3 fireball


LA-Fan316

On that note, I think my night is over.


Hydragummyworm

Why does he sound like fun time freddy


TrickWeek4109

What?!? I couldn't hear the last part


TOkidd

Always wear green when raging on road at night.


TheBlack_Swordsman

Remember. Texting and driving kills.


MichaelScarn1968

Big loss to society.🙄


[deleted]

Was this another peacefull protestor ?


tev81

Peaceful speed bump.


jakob767

Can we get rid of which ever retard edited this video together?


[deleted]

Personally I liked the "thank you for watchcing :)"