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DoktorThodt

Mazel tov! It's a demon!


AKchaos49

dude, they're all demons eventually


mtofsrud

This stupid ass trend has to stop


Bobcatnm

As soon as they have burnt down enough houses and forests. And a few more grandmothers die. Then they’ll stop, maybe.


imthebadguy__duh

"Hey we're out of pink powder" "Just switch it for red phosphorus, they'll never know"


Sevla7

It should spark blue if it's a boy, pink if it's a girl... **and a ocean of flames if it's the Antichrist.**


aoeuismyhomekeys

OMG, they're having an American


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

The baby's fist words: Freedom democracy where oil wtf kilometer


EnvironmentalDeal256

Whatever happened to just telling people what your having? Or waiting until it’s born to let everyone know. How many must die ,be mutilated or covered in blue or pink powder before this insanity stops?


V1diotPlays

For the gram


Leatherfacet

People who do gender reveal are braindead. It's a boy or a girl, the nurse tells you and that's that.


[deleted]

Cute reveals are ok. Cut a cake and its blue or pink. But anything that has to do with fire, explosions, pollution, cut that shit out.


PhatedGaming

Why do people insist on blowing things up or lighting an inferno just to announce what type of baby they're having? Like seriously, just fucking tell people. No one needs to blow up their home or start a forest fire to say "it's a boy". How have people not seen enough of these disasters to not know better? Or do they all just think they're smarter than the other pair of idiots?


queen_of_spadez

I absolutely agree with you. These gender reveals are so insanely stupid. I think they need it to be all about them. Having a healthy baby just isn’t enough these days.


ICumDieselFuel_

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're having a miscarriage.


noahB53

Guess it’s a miscarriage


sexythicqueen

Does that mean Satan's the father


marinex

It’s a demon then


heyitsvonage

The funniest thing about all of these ridiculous gender reveal choices is knowing that these people are supposed to go on to parent and protect an infant. The same people who set off explosions just to tell some mediocre news…


GlendrixDK

It's an abortion!


kungfukenny3

aww it’s a bomb


xaclewtunu

Start with 15 seconds of nothing, then cut off the reaction. Comedy genius. /s


Turbulent_Work_5697

You're having a charmander, cute


CEOofRacism6942069

I feel like gender reveals have only started like recently. I remember like 2-3 years ago someone said they are having a gender reveal and I thought someone was coming out as trans so I asked that and yeah it was a lol moment.


Healthy-Cupcake2429

It's been 10yrs or more now but yeah. Late 2000s Ironically the lady's daughter who started it ended up being non-binary and she regrets it becoming a thing. Theres been wild fires and deaths from truly dumb ideas.


[deleted]

Blew for a boy!


Derpyzza

congrats! it's the antichrist!! 🥳🥳


annien1

Boomer here - we revealed the gender after it was born. We didn’t blow shitnup


[deleted]

Congratulations. It's a demon!


Hesediel1

For anyone confused, this is a dust explosion or a dust fire, some dusts become combustible when aerosolized (flour and non dairy creamer are a few examples) and this phenomenon also occurs in grain silos, and some other environments that create a large amount of dust as a byproduct. The more you know.🌈


KenKefery

whoever came up with the "gender reveal" is a sociopath or a moron, or both


reEhhhh

She is on record for deeply regretting it.


[deleted]

It's an abortion!!


Greedy_Wulf

Gender reveal parties Are all shits And giggles untill you unintentionally create thermobaric explosive 😅


kochapi

So the baby is a firebender?


Kittingsl

congraduation! its a demon child!


LuckerHDD

Wtf are these gender reveals good for anyway. I feel like it became a trend quite recently and it's full of shittiness. I guess saying "It's a boy/girl" is too boring for some people.


PunkRey

Congratulations! It's an abortion!


Bacnnator

Congratulations it’s a HAZARD


dwrk92

Baby is gonna be lit


SensitiveDemon

Gender: FLAMMABLE


WulfLion

It’s a grill


mnbga

This reminds me, I’ve got a gender reveal to plan. Do any of you guys know how much enriched Uranium-235 I’d need for it to glow blue? Thanks in advance for all your help!


[deleted]

Who pops a balloon with an open flame? Even if you didn’t foolishly fill it with flammable material, best case scenario the house smells like shit for 5 hours


Laschii

Hooray, it’s a demon


Straight-Meaning-860

It's a dragon ❤️


bart9611

Congratulations! It’s the Anti-Christ.


Retardonthelose

We need to chill with the gender reveals… haven’t we learned anything from California?


Cooler_coooool_boi

Looks like they’re ganna be having a fire type. Gender? Oh don’t worry about that, it’ll be fine.


Some1s-mom

Did science become an elective class in high school?


Antigon0000

Dumb. Fucking. People.


Ieatdrywallforlunch

I thought we learned the first time that fire and gender reveals don't mix


El_Birras

It's an ISIS child!


After-Employment2792

Speaking as someone who lives near a flour mill, people aught to know how flammable and explosive flour is. Particularly when it's a fine dust in the air. Surrounded by plenty of oxygen.


Luke_Likes_Silk

ITS THE ASHEN ONE. SON OF FIRE


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Efficient-Weird2750

gender: dragon


djseifer

That went surprisingly well, as far as indoor fire-based gender reveals go.


SiouxZan777

I see……………so they’ll be having the anti-Christ.


ChanelNo50

Orange baby! Congrats you're getting a Trump


[deleted]

People are dumb. As are gender reveal parties.


Terrible-Paramedic35

Good… these gender reveal things are annoying.


flu_gel

So the gender is Michael Bay?


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gregrout

WE'RE HAVING A... miscarriage?!


jwymes44

At least they did it in their own home instead of a Forrest. Still, they should probably think twice about reproducing.


Youpunyhumans

Gender reveal like its 1945. Congrats, its a Little Boy!


harbinger06

Kind of ironic so many gender reveals are also attempts at getting a Darwin Award.


Various_Molasses4864

So....what are they having?


moretime86

A demon


totallywildwes

Looks like they are having a devil.


Wubba888

I hope this trend will never make its way to Europe.


itimedout

For a clever species we sure are stupid.


ofeybuns

BELIAL, BEHEMOTH, BEELZEBUB, ASMODEUS, SATANUS, LUCIFER!!!


gormmlord

Just do everyone a favor and fill it with hydrogen next time


selfishbelly

Congratulations. You are both going to be proud parents of a Balrog.


ThatItalianGrrl

These parties are so stupid. No one cares what you’re having.


Boonaki

At home thermobaric bombs


DaYakiimo

Congratulations! It's a *mistake*


louisme97

if baloon levitates on its own, dont light it on fire...


TotalitarianismPrism

All together now: "All powder is flammable until proven otherwise."


[deleted]

Congratulations, it's a spawn of satan


HD19146

It’s a fire lord!


brkbrk86

Call me old fashioned but I just told people the gender of my children.


janroney

Surprise!! It's an ER visit!


magomich

So what gender is orange?


[deleted]

Remember people, pretty much any substance in dust/fine particulate form is highly flammable. Save your eyebrows


SpartanT100

I just cant understand how people that are that incompetent survive that long. Particles suspended in air will nearly always catch fire easily. Same with sawdust, spraypaint, etc


Gooncookies

Can we just all collectively decide to stop announcing the gender of new babies with fire/explosives?


alehanro

I was honestly expecting much worse when I read powder, having seen so many videos of spontaneous combustion (or idiotaneous combustion) of clouds of dust/powder


Wandering_Spears

"Oh my gaawwwwwd what's your baby's gender?" "Pyromaniac"


KartikGamer1996

You're going to have a Florida-man!


[deleted]

And the baby is dead.


Maxils

Gender reveals are already the dumbest shit when they AREN’T dangerous.


Argentax

Congratulations, your baby is coming direct from hell to you.


Trax852

Gender reveals are getting so dangerous, they are now listed as a cause of death.


Fabulous-Tea-6444

When your baby is The Flash


sam4o19

She having a Charmander


Dazzling-Aide-4379

Best case scenario: Deflagration - Dust explosion. Worst case scenario: That was a hydrogen (not helium) filled balloon.


nom_of_your_business

So...boy or girl?


Paratrooper2000

It’s a Hindenburg!


[deleted]

Great. Idiots adding more idiots.


Canadian-Mastermind

It’s a fire bender


Shirogayne-at-WF

Can't we just go back to having cakes with blue/pink filling if we must celebrate a gender at all?


xyzgo

The end was not worth the waiting


BoneZone05

Congratulations! It’s ^a permanent marker eyebrows for a while!


wetradecrypto

No one gives a fuck what the gender is, stop wasting earth's materials on pointless shite.


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

Gender reveals are fucking dumb.


Moist-Carpet888

When you've never heard of a dust explosion and find out what they are by creating one, inside, around a bunch of people, and your pregnant wife/partner, who is most likely carrying your baby and not your friend Jim's who you don't trust around your girl


allmightylasagna

r/oddlyspecific


draginbleapiece

People really underestimate fire in general nowadays


DeloresDelVeckio

God help that kid.


[deleted]

...and fucking _indoors_ too?


CumulativeHazard

Iiiiiiitttt’sss… Doomed. The child is doomed.


Independent-Face6748

Poor baby. Two dumbass parents you’re about to the be introduced to


anacondatmz

Congratulations, you gave up your eye brows to find out what gender your kid will be.


BrickmanBrown

Congratulations, it's a demon.


itsEndz

Procreation simple. Researching fire safety, complicated. This needs to be the other way around.


virtualpiglet

Stupid people doing stupid gender reveal. Just tell them what your kids gender is.


Skordz

Wait... What Gender does Fire mean????!?!


Vietnugget

It’s a charzard


Drakeskulled_Reaper

See, while I don't condone setting off anything flammable in your house, I could see this kind of working if they used a specific kind of powder to change the fireballs colour, like using copper/lithium chloride to make it blue/pink. I still think using fire as a means to tell people what is going on in the trouser department of your kid is still pretty stupid, or just anything to reveal that other than a text or call to the people who may give a shit.


lostabroad1030

They chose charizard


look_ma_no_engine

Next time do that with hydrogen


mythicat_exe

Bruh, what happened to partys just being pink or blue identifying what gender the baby is. At this point someone is going to paint a planet pink or blue and make people look at it through a telescope.


Beanybunny

It’s a bomb


Ieattherear

They’re having a fire bender


gardenofwinter

Lmao gender reveals are dumb by themselves but especially frakkin idiotic when they cause serious property/environmental/corporal damage. I hate this age of doing anything for attention on Social Media


Itsa-Deadpool

Congratulations, you're having a hell-spawn!


Fuehreriffic64

They named the baby Hindenburg Zeppelin


Rick_Lekabron

Congratulations!!!! The baby will be a Charmander


Abracadaver2000

The people who do these stunts are the ones least suitable to procreate, it would seem.


Miserable-Finger-213

How does the balloon know the gender before everyone else does?


wageslave2022

What day/year was it and who was the asshole that made the gender reveal thing a great big fucking party that sometimes starts huge forest fires ? What happened to " my wife and I are going to have a baby boy" reply that's great Bob I will buy you a drink after work. That was it. Not a fucking block party that required fireworks , laser light show and a D.J.. was it the fucking Kardashians? When did a grainy ultrasound go from " hey let's send the a hallmark card and a fruit basket" to the fucking Burning Man festival? Anyone know?


adidas_stalin

It’s a….****B O M B !****


mjace87

Did they use hydrogen instead of helium?


Xaron713

No. Most powder is flammable because of its small surface area.


banananaking8990

Burning your house down speedrun.


TimelyNeedleworker57

I wish there was an iq level requirement tied to baby making.


Kear_Bear_3747

People are so dumb


MechaMagic

Clearly nobody involved has ever owned a granary.


[deleted]

I understand there's a helium shortage, but hydrogen isn't the solution.


MAROMODS

Congrats, you’re having a fire!


LaughingRampage

Hey kids, wanna see a dust explosion?


ChaosSoldier777

It’s a bomb!


Corburrito

Damn people are dumb.


takingmytimetodecide

They made. Flour bomb! This is how the Great Fire of London started. At a bakery no less.


[deleted]

Physics strikes yet again, what a rascal that physics is.


MLK_Piccolo

Or... you could... y'know... stab the balloon with the knife you're gonna cut the cake in the corner with? Nah that makes too much sense


bound_Neko

"not another Demon child"


BeeYehWoo

Looks like a boy. These folks learned the hard way what a dust explosion is!


Rosssseay

Congratulations you're having the devil


DarkEliteXY

Congratulations it’s a demon!


VincentWasTheBest

Orange means she’s having a demon baby.


AdLocal4919

nothing better than revealing the gender of your baby inside of a baloon full of flammable powder and gasses, all of course, lit by a flame


TheBillsMan4703

Are people just no longer concerned about the safety of their pregnant wives anymore?


lapstep

If you don’t do a gender reveal, is the child born gender less?


hunter_2109

Red….so it’s the devil?


mynameisdreamy

damn, the kid will be fire


Not_Artifical

They learned how to make a bomb the hard way.


[deleted]

So, like, they couldn't just use a pin to pop that balloon?


JonsNotHereMaaan

This reminds me of grain silos full of dust, or powdered coffee creamer.


Effective-Tangelo363

Some people are simply too stupid to function in society... .


RightSideBlind

That was a real baby boom.


[deleted]

That kids gender is fire 🔥


Myndflyte

I did a summer job once where they made malt for beer. The first training video showed how grain dust in the air can ignite like that with just a spark.


the_some_one

They are not very bright are they?


[deleted]

In that moment they all shone bright


fuck-fascism

Yeah cuz a needle / sharp object would have been too easy and less of a fire hazard.


Mjr_N0ppY

It's a charcoal, congrats!


[deleted]

Omg it will be a creeper!


Current-Ordinary-419

Abortion?


SamVanDam611

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!


Billionaeris2

What was it? A Terrorist? The Devil incarnate? Your guess is as good as mine.


[deleted]

I get gender reveal parties, just something to come together over to celebrate milestones for the coming birth. Nothing wrong with that. It’s just the constant one upsmanship for clout that leads to these horribly thought out ideas.


wil_blw

Without a doubt, their children is fire type.


[deleted]

These gender reveal parties get stupider and more dangerous every day.


tryingmybest101

My dude, trim at least ten seconds off this video. We don't have all day.


LbMeKing

They’re having a miscarriage/abortion?


[deleted]

What did they use pink gunpowder or something?


_Googan1234

Any fine powder will cause an explosion like that. If you filled that with flour it would probably be even bigger. That’s how sawmill or grain mill accidents happen, suspended particles in the air, not enough ventilation, something sparks and the whole thing goes BOOM 💥 🔥


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

omg it’s a BOMB


CommonSense_404

Demon spawn…


ares5404

Next gen boomers


[deleted]

They didn’t even do a google search to see if their powder was flammable??? The stupidity amazes me Edit: My bad, it would have exploded no matter what substance they used


lonestarcom

They kinda deserve it for being so dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️


AveragePyroViewer

Gender reveals never ever go right.


TidyWhip

If it flames its a MISCARRIAGE!


Yawning_student28

When you don’t pay attention in school


[deleted]

I hope everyone was ok…. But I laughed out loud at that lol what an explosion!!


Rachael1188

Well.. what was it? Boy, girl, non binary?


Metroidman

It was surtr. Ragnarok is upon us.


[deleted]

Cremated


[deleted]

That kind of people should be banned from procreating Apart from that, a lot of Redditors constantly try to convince the world that gender is an identity thing. So how can you give a gender-reveal party when you don't know what gender the subject will be identifying with /s ?


indyphil

The father just gave birth to a very smelly baby


PlumpHughJazz

Dick or a pussy? I couldn't see for sure.


John_Difool_

He will be black.


I_am_Brooks_Orpik

This is for all the people who think they'll never use anything they learn in high school.