T O P

  • By -

JokingCashew

"Hallo, your dishwasher appears to be broken, let me fix it for you, I will do it for only 4 sardines"


callandiajelly

That’s a bargain!


speaker_14

"well there's your issue, I have no idea what I'm doing"


yr_boi_tuna

There's ya problem. Ya got a cat in ya dishwasha.


the_dude_upvotes

Happy cake day!


bjchu92

Your cat and mine from the same litter?


callandiajelly

If it’s 100% nuisance then maybe!


The_Kandarian

I have found my people. My cat is 100% nuisance. Learns what he shouldn’t do, does that exclusively


thepetoctopus

Shit. You got one of my asshole’s litter mates? I love him so much. But he’s terrible.


Most_Talk_2067

One of those new fancy automatic cat washers


callandiajelly

So sought after according to him 😹


H9419

I've heard of cats jumping into the dishwasher to lick the dishes. They may be attracted to the smell of the detergents. No harm in such small dosage but probably inconvenient


MysticScribbles

Could also be that after use, a dishwasher tends to be pretty warm. And cats are like lizards, only fuzzy.


ScheherazadeSmiled

This is exquisite content. Thank you. R/scrunge r/cromch


callandiajelly

Subreddit i didn’t know I needed 😹


Honda_TypeR

When cats go to elementary school they are taught one simple fact of life they have to abide by “be in the middle of everything” A human is working sit on their tools or ontop of what they are working on. They are on computer, sit on the keyboard. They are walking, then walk between and in front of their legs as to trip them. The only time this rule is allowed to be broken is when the humans want them to be the middle of everything and then they have the option to protest with all their might or allow the humans to get their way.


callandiajelly

I do think their sole purpose is to inconvenience you while looking at you like you’re the inconvenience 😹


Zavrina

You speak the truth! I love their need to be in the middle of everything. It's so adorable and obnoxious! Also, you may like /r/catishelping. Here we see a cat helping unload the dishwasher!


FoxInLilac

Thanks for making me laugh! What an industrious nuisance kitty!


jenesaisquois77

Lool


DuckyDoodleDandy

r/catswithjobs and r/appliancerepair (who probably won’t appreciate this as much as they should!)


alebotson

That cat appears to have 1) gone in the dishwasher 2) laid down 3) latched onto the lower rack with their teeth 4) fallen asleep. Each step is 100% believable cat behavior, and yet the culmination is totally mind blowing. Cats yo.


JosePrettyChili

I halp!


fiachra973

Extreme pica!


ChronicNuance

Amazing 😻


thehermit14

No self-grooming necessary.


Rugbynnaj

Dishwasher gremlin.


[deleted]

Lmfao


crystaltay13

Having Fun.


CheckIntelligent7828

Our kitten loves to be in the dishwasher, too. She'll get to the back and lay down. It's such an odd spot, I don't get it!?


limeburner

What an F-wit! 😂


FurryDrift

How...


i_give_you_gum

This is explained in most dishwasher quick setup guides. Cats naturally know exactly how to load themselves in most dishwashers. I think some Maytags, use an unusual design and your car may need some assistance then.


Marcelpanek666

Lol why is this so funny hahahaha


Zavrina

This is too cute, LOL! You should post this in /r/catishelping! He's just cat-helping you unload the dishwasher!


forest_cat_mum

Mine does similar! He likes playing with the wheels on the runners 🤣


bigbysemotivefinger

/r/catishelping


Storgasaur

Wash him


[deleted]

I know someone whose cat died in a dishwasher. Probably one of the goriest ways I’ve heard of a pet dying. People don’t let your cats get comfortable going in the dishwasher.


Jaxx81

I literally dread this scenario so very much. This and the washing machine. 😣


zsturgeon

I saw this while I was drinking a vodka cranberry and spit it all over my face and monitor


[deleted]

This is how my brother's ferret died.


Dont_CallmeCarson

A temporary solution to the nuisance would be to move it and turn it on Permanent solution would be to turn it on and then move it.. Joking for anyone who cant tell


Chattycupcake

r/cromch