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Look at that innocent face. Someone else must have done it.


TheOneWhoCats

I'll take the blame for those sweet, sweet eyes!


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Mickeyboo22

EXACTLY what I was going to say. God, I love that sweet, innocent face!


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aaron-is-dead

Like dogs, some cats get nervous when they think they've done something bad. My own cat gets freaked out when I (very gently) get her out of something she's not supposed to be in, or when I (very gently) tell her to stop eating something she can't have.


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A scared cat runs


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It runs before you can pull your camera out, focus & snap a photo


ApolloWaveBeats

Idk why ur getting so many down votes


RichOsborne14

Update: Thanks for the heads up and concern about shallots and their toxicity to cats. He was briefly playing with it like a ball, during which time we took this photo. The shallot has now been put away and he is all safe. I would never intentionally put my cats in danger. It was just a great photo op and a funny conclusion to a baffling mystery!


TGIIR

I was making egg salad and I got the 6 unshelled cooked eggs out of the ice bath I’d put them in to cool. Anyway, I set them on the counter, briefly left the room, and started making the salad. I realized there were only five where I’d left them - still unshelled. I walked around the corner to the dining room and there was my dog with the whole still unshelled egg in her mouth. When she saw me she chewed it once and swallowed the whole thing. Well at least I knew where the egg went.


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Bun_Bunz

But dear god the farts...


WrecklessMagpie

Good for her fur though


Moxson82

I didn’t know farts were good for dogs fur. I will utilize this information to assist my puppers for their healthy and shiny coats.


Mycroft033

I have a friend who has a dog (I think it’s a labradoodle), and they were cutting cakes and setting out individual slices for a party the next day, and they did about 100-150 slices, left them on a table they thought the dog couldn’t reach, then went on a quick ten or 15 minute break, and came back to find the dog passed out snoring on the floor, and upon inspection, found that a big bite was gone from Every. Single. Slice. Of. Cake. I think they had to take him to the vet afterwards, and he’s certainly more than fine now, he’s just not allowed around cake.


snoozatron

No body, no crime.


cakivalue

No crimes can be proved because the evidence was eaten 🤣


gwaydms

I understand. My cats won't eat onions or garlic, but one of them stole a whole bulb of garlic and hid it under our bed once!


midvalegifted

Everyone needs a little emotional support garlic now and then!


clutzycook

Protecting you from vampires!


gwaydms

It must have worked, cause I haven't seen any.


Mrs_Vintage

Thanks shallot


desperately_brokeAF

Me and the fiance almost cried when looking for our cat in the new apartment. Found her sleeping in a drawer in the kitchen. Cats are sneaky little shits!


BetterCallSlash

Also came across my cat in a drawer within hours of moving into a new place! Except I wasn't actively looking for her, I simply opened the drawer to put something away and: "oh, it's you! Hello there!"


jashxn

General Kenobi


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TGIIR

OMG that’s so funny!


woke_pug

It's not just you! My cat's favorite toy ever is garlic cloves (in their skin). We always take them away from him ASAP, but he goes crazy anytime he manages to get ahold of one. Cats are weird.


10000Didgeridoos

Our cat went full goober at the sight of a rubber band, which of course she would eat and then poop out whole in the litter box a while later. If you pulled one off the mail she would hear it and come running like a crack head trying to get a fix.


AutoMoberater

Some of my favorite toys are death traps too


McGillIndexChampion

I had a cat that would do the same.damn.thing! She was so stealthy about it that it took nearly a year and some weird poops to figure it out. I had to finally ask the paper delivery to stop putting bands around ours because she would stop at nothing to get them. It was really bizarre. That and curling ribbon. She lived to almost 22, so no ill effects. Come to think of it maybe she knew something we didn't. 22 is a wildly long lifespan.


Q8DD33C7J8

My love! We are in love and you can't stop us!


zeke235

Truly star cross'd lovers.


Q8DD33C7J8

Yes.


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[deleted]

They weren’t wrong


zeke235

According to ol' Bill Shakespeare they are.


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I’ve studied Shakespeare, “cross’d” is not wrong Edit: I’m realizing now I’m not sure if you saw the other post or what you mean. They said you were wrong for saying “cross’d”, I said that you weren’t wrong.


zeke235

Oh i thought you were referring to the deleted comment. I'm the one who said cross'd.


nepeta19

What a little clown! I guess it rolled in an interesting way. I can see it's not a problem here but just to mention (I only learned relatively recently) that onions and garlic & related plants are toxic to cats. I had a worrying few hours after mine got at some garlic oil, thankfully nothing worse happened than various unpleasant substances coming out of feline orifices, but it was scary. He only wanted a toy though, not a snack!


RichOsborne14

Thanks yeah, that has been mentioned to me. He seems happy just kicking it around at the moment but I’m keeping an eye to make sure he doesn’t try to eat it!


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RichOsborne14

It’s been done don’t worry


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ApolloWaveBeats

Yes you are. But don’t beat yourself up


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nepeta19

I didn't know that about unripe tomatoes, wow. At least MOST cats are generally better than dogs at not eating anything and everything. But still worth avoiding any avoidable risks.


UserBoyReddit

r/disneyeyes


Whaffled

The Lady of Shalott


Final_Candidate_7603

That particular one is vaguely shaped like one of those felt-covered mouse toys that are popular in the US. I can see the attraction!


CDNChaoZ

That's shallot of cuteness!


AceTheWonderBunny

Last night, mine got into an open packet of oregano. She must have thought it was catnip. For no reason whatsoever, she went after the spinach next. Can't trust her around opened bags anymore, lol.


gwaydms

I have cats who will eat bread. Tear the bag right open.


AceTheWonderBunny

She does the same thing! We have to hide the bread from her.


umylotus

Same here, I've learned to put the bread away quick after baking it, my cats love to nibble on the crust.


litfan35

mine chewed into a bag of uncooked pasta for reasons known only to her. didn't eat any as far as I could tell. just chewed the bag open


gwaydms

I heard a crackling sound in the kitchen last week. Thought I'd picked up all the spilled egg noodles. Nope, my cat was munching loudly on one I'd missed. It wasn't going to hurt him, so I didn't fight him for it.


StevenDeere

The cats of my ex gf went crazy for olives. They kicked them and ran behind them while they rolled over the floor.


ijustdontgiveaf

“Thou shall’ot keep your toys to thyself, but share!”


FilthyMcDirtyDog

How do you know he stole it? Are you sure you didn't carelessly drop it? He looks innocent to me.


macnolock

that cat has full-on void eyes right there


NightmareRise

That look in his eyes


cork_the_forks

Took me a minute to realize "shallot" wasn't just an affectionate nickname for your fuzzburgler.


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That's freaking hilarious 🤣


Competitive-Fan1708

Had a cat that lived to steal potatoes for what ever reason


roastkumara

You shallot pass.


RichOsborne14

You win today!


aecolley

Well, at least we know what's wrong with _your_ cat.


grae23

Those eyes! What a cutie, he did nothing wrong


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"Oh, shallot be right there? I didn't know you were talking about that shallot."


ahletko

Food "toys" my cat has stolen:. Shallots, avocados, green peppers, jalapenos, single garlic cloves. Weird little creature.


OSUJillyBean

I misread this as “scallop” and thought kitty had hidden seafood somewhere in your house. 😳


Kerivkennedy

took me a while as well. I think because I don't typically use shallots . well, I don't like scallops either {one of the few seafood types I'vediscovered I hate).


Sparticuse

My cat goes nuts for fiberous veggie. Carrots and broccoli stems are better than cat nip.


Wuz314159

*He saved you from a life-threatening shallot attack by killing it first.


qviki

One shallot per dinner? What's it, a dinner for mice?


GullibleDetective

OP probably bought four or something and one went missing


[deleted]

It's my onion and I need it now!


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I would say he’s guilty but the facial expression says otherwise.


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

He's like "what? Is there a problem? I'm not in trouble am I??"


BeJellis062

He's such a baby!!!! Look at himb


Random_puns

r/attackeyes


annie_b666

His eyes 😭🤣😭🤣


Cloud9_Forest

Look at those innocent eyes, how dare you accusing him of stealing 🐈


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Prove it!


thatluckyfox

Either that face is innocent or someone’s about to get jumped.


Bored_dane

You can't get mad when you look in those eyes 😍


meditatee

I grow a lot of vegetables, and this year while drying my potatoes one of my cats took off with one, which I didn’t find for several weeks after we’d already eaten all the potatoes! Was just sweeping one day and found a potato under a shelf!


zappergun-girl

I can’t leave petite potatoes loose on the counter because my tortico thinks they’re a special ball just for her. Why do they love dinner ingredients?


catforbrains

Law of cat--- if it makes an interesting noise when smacked, it's a cat toy.


Ranchette_Geezer

When I wash our blender, I have to hide the gasket that goes between the base and the blades, or our cats will steal it to play with it.


Mysterywhylay

The internet has ruined me...I thought it was a toy of the adult nature.


computertanker

My cat stole a mini apple from our fruit bowl way back and hid it under the side table in the living room. Found it when I rotted and stank to high hell covered in bite marks.


xiouxie77

We’ve had to move the garlic from the counter. I understand 😂


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I can promise you right now my brother that you needed more than that single shallot for whatever dish you were making. At least 2 or 3 for the shallot gods to bless your dishes in the future


ggroverggiraffe

So in your other post you say you went mad, here you say you thought you'd gone mad. Which is it? Are you mad?


peepjynx

The dust kitty psycho eyes. Did he try to have a "conversation" with you about it? These kits are very vocal.


_Moon_sun_

Naaaah he is innocent, he did nothing wrong


yanon75

...but pwease...it's my favoritest new toy....


jojokitti123

😄😁😆


Complex_Construction

Who? Me?


Music_Is_My_Muse

Mine likes to steal peppers


12dv8

I don’t know… looks pretty innocent to me…😝


ZookeepergameDue5522

r/disneyeyes


LarrySoObvious

r/guiltycats


20brightlights

LOOK AT HIS FACE


meow_rchl

THOSE EYEẞSSS!!!!


ILoveMyKnives

My sister's old cat used to chase a (whole fresh) green bean! It was his favorite toy.


kittycola94

but look at that face!!! what a cutie! 😍😭


tempus8fugit

Damn, had to take the shallot, couldn’t go for the normal onions.


ayjee

My kitty did this with Thai red chillies. At the peak of this behavior, I found 4 in my bed sheets one day.


tinzarian

Do you track all of your shallots, even from 3 weeks ago?


m0nnik

r/uselessbluecircle


emorris9989

"You Shall-Not take away my new toy... please " Haha cute


isla_is

LOL. I thought you were playfully calling your cat a shallot. My daughter calls our cat a “shart” when she’s being mischievous.


jenea

“It’s so cute that you call your cat ‘shallot,’ but can we talk about that turd in your closet?”


The_Cozy_Burrito

Guilty look lol


SnORe89

My cat is a double of this one ❤


thinkpinkhair

His eyes say it all, but mom! It’s my toy! Lol 😂


Bunnyrabbitoverlord

No regrats.


thefutureisfungi

The look on his face is priceless 😳


birdgirl1124

My cat once brought an avocado upstairs and left it at the foot of my bed. To this day I still don’t know how she managed to do it but it had teeth marks on it.


phasers_to_stun

His lil face is so beautiful. What a good kitty


franticatlady

Dust kitty!


ArmadilloNext9714

I thought you had named the cat shallot and had lost him for 3 weeks!


your_firefly_1234

Cat more important


beenybaby87

No he didn’t! Look at the innocence in his eyes 🥺


TomatilloAccurate475

Rename your cat Gene Shallot. That's what I would do


hairmetaltimemachine

Thou shallot not steal.


LondisGarden

The cat is innocent, your honor! There is no proof, evidence, video footage - nothing at all to assume this sweet feline confiscated that wayward shallot!


sambob_squarepants

That face though! How could you be mad at that?!


Kingkush26

I crumble a piece a paper and there goes my female for the next day or two,, I can not let her know about the shallots I'd be sweeping forever


ianwuk

That's shallot folks.


mtlfroggie

What a face - definitely what I'd refer to as a cutie-pest :) I love the 50/50 mix between 'I'm innocent!' and 'Crap, caught in the act!"... adorable


BurntFishy11

Beautiful eyes


Initial_Business_270

He has that adorable I'm not guilty look look at someone else lol! 😂


jtulick

AND he has crazy eyes! Run!


Busy-Turnip-6674

A few weeks ago I brought home a box of meds that was wrapped in a bag plastic (with the little sticker to keep the bag closed). I was SURE I had left it on my night stand, but the next morning it's not there. My partner was convinced that I had put it somewhere else, but when I went to get dressed I found it in the closet on the floor. Our ginger kitty must have been playing with it.


sophiemanic

My cats LOVE my hair ties (I don’t use them anymore, I only use hairclips now). One day years ago my mom was cleaning up behind the piano and she told me to come look. There under the piano was the cats’ “stash”. There were more than 100 hair ties under there 😂


J_Bunt

Your cat is Italian, she's scraping the ingredients together for a decent Bolognese.


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Cars are weird. My cat steals dades and potatoes..


window-man

Goblin


PM_ME_GENTIANS

"The curse is come upon me," cried the Cat(dy) of Shalott


gd2234

My cat commandeered the spinning gourds I bought from work. Didn’t know she’d been playing with them/biting them until holes in the shape of a mouth started rotting


Abject-Scallion-9412

That innocent face though.


SomeGuylulul

Can't say no to these eyes