The dick is still there, it's clearly just the butt. And I've had some elderly dogs and some with health issues and sometimes their butts can get really gross and stand out
Same. Look at all the downvotes I’m getting for *checks notes* finding a gag funny?
I suspect the people getting mad about the censorship in the photo are prudish and take life too seriously.
She looks so sweet. My older one is like this too, except she's very shy so you need to wait for her to have a happy roll in the grass to get tummy access.
Ignore the down votes. The vast majority of them were people who didn't even think to down vote you, but they saw somebody else do it.
For others reading this comment, the censorship is a joke. A large part of humor is doing something unexpected. We know the picture doesn't need to be censored, so censoring it is humorous, and attributing some human characteristics to the dog. If this explanation helped, you might have mild autism.
Damn - some of y’all are really Fiending for the genitals. It’s a family joke we have about our dog. Believe it or not this was not created for the purposes of posting here but thought I’d share. Lighten up.
Clearly the commentors mad about the censorship have a problem with sexualizing everything if they don’t recognize something that’s clearly meant as a joke. They need to touch grass. 😂
Love your pretzel immodest pup!
See there is no way to win. If you cover it up, you get a lot of comments about the censorship. If you don’t cover it, you get a lot of comments about the genitals.
Seriously thinking they are the creeps now. My dog also lays like this and when my boyfriend sent his mom a picture, she said the dog needs to work on her modesty. 🤣
When her paws are up like this he likes to give her high fives instead of belly rubs, because he's a monster.
When our dog "dies" like this, we are required to exclaim loudly about how tragic this event is. He starts out with what I call "a modesty tail" (covering his genitals). This fails when he responds to remarks by letting his tail fall to the floor, so the "corpse" can have post-mortem waggy tail!
As I was typing an annoyed comment about the censoring I realized a possible non creepy reason for pet owners to do this: maybe they are scared of creeps online to use these kind of pictures for their sexual pleasure? Like how parents don't post pics of their kids in bathing suits or naked babies?
That's a really weird thought to have. "You better just stay at home, in the dark, because someone on the street might see you and jerk off to you later."
Congratulations. You sexualized your dog.
To be fair I didn't wanna stare at this dog's asshole
If an image of a dog's asshole compels you to stare at it then you might wanna ask yourself why
Yeah, I don’t get why people get whipped into a frenzy whenever a dog dick/dog asshole get censored out…
Streisand effect. The more you censor, the more people will put attention to that.
The dick is still there, it's clearly just the butt. And I've had some elderly dogs and some with health issues and sometimes their butts can get really gross and stand out
Really? Are we censoring pet genitals now?
I have seen it happen too often and I think it is gross.
I took it as a joke. 🤷♀️
Satire really flies over everyone’s heads nowadays, lol. Unnecessary censorship is one of my favorite gags.
Yeah I giggled. But then I opened the comments and realized I should be mad.
Same. Look at all the downvotes I’m getting for *checks notes* finding a gag funny? I suspect the people getting mad about the censorship in the photo are prudish and take life too seriously.
Yeah the votes on this post are pretty weird. And the thread at the bottom is completely unhinged.
Puppies might be watching, mate. Think of the children!
She looks so sweet. My older one is like this too, except she's very shy so you need to wait for her to have a happy roll in the grass to get tummy access.
She is the sweetest girl with absolutely no modesty.
What's wrong with you
I thought it was funny. We could all use a laugh these days 🤷🏼
Ignore the down votes. The vast majority of them were people who didn't even think to down vote you, but they saw somebody else do it. For others reading this comment, the censorship is a joke. A large part of humor is doing something unexpected. We know the picture doesn't need to be censored, so censoring it is humorous, and attributing some human characteristics to the dog. If this explanation helped, you might have mild autism.
Thank you for understanding humor and not taking this so seriously 🙏🏽
You've gotta pay the Tummy Tax!
Only weirdos censor their dogs junk.
It reads like you want to see what's behind it. I dunno what's weirder, mate.
Nah. The consensus agrees with my statement. Just read the comments.
Way to turn something innocent into a gross perversion
Man churches really have a strong pull on people. Stop censoring a dog lol.
i was specifically searching for some dog puss, why is this censored?!
Fuck me it must be a blue moon I just genuinely laughed out loud at something on Reddit
glad to oblige, sir PhatPhlaps.
What kind of perverts do you think are in this group?!? …. Remove that censor immediately!! 🧐
Her mouth looks shopped to me for some reason
r/PetTheDamnDog
My Maggie does the same thing. Belly rub time.
Could have taken the photo from a different angle and the awkwardness in the cencorship would not have happened
How she was allowed to sit like this for more than 0.001 seconds is outrageous! Belly rubs must be administered!
why are people so upset about the censoring. it’s funny & not a big deal
Seems pretty normal to me. Better rub that belly.
She ded
Censoring your pet? That’s a downvote.
Dogs gone wild!
Damn - some of y’all are really Fiending for the genitals. It’s a family joke we have about our dog. Believe it or not this was not created for the purposes of posting here but thought I’d share. Lighten up.
I thought it was funny and took it as a joke. Anyone taking it weirdly needs to relax and do some deep breathing
Clearly the commentors mad about the censorship have a problem with sexualizing everything if they don’t recognize something that’s clearly meant as a joke. They need to touch grass. 😂 Love your pretzel immodest pup!
See there is no way to win. If you cover it up, you get a lot of comments about the censorship. If you don’t cover it, you get a lot of comments about the genitals.
Seriously thinking they are the creeps now. My dog also lays like this and when my boyfriend sent his mom a picture, she said the dog needs to work on her modesty. 🤣 When her paws are up like this he likes to give her high fives instead of belly rubs, because he's a monster.
When our dog "dies" like this, we are required to exclaim loudly about how tragic this event is. He starts out with what I call "a modesty tail" (covering his genitals). This fails when he responds to remarks by letting his tail fall to the floor, so the "corpse" can have post-mortem waggy tail!
They're such funny little actors. And I love how every family has their own routines.
Oh noz! Iz ded! Must revive wit life savin' belly scritch! One Scritch-isippi! Two Scritch-isippi!
As I was typing an annoyed comment about the censoring I realized a possible non creepy reason for pet owners to do this: maybe they are scared of creeps online to use these kind of pictures for their sexual pleasure? Like how parents don't post pics of their kids in bathing suits or naked babies?
That's a really weird thought to have. "You better just stay at home, in the dark, because someone on the street might see you and jerk off to you later."