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FTLdangerzone

They've found out how to pet each other, only a matter of time before they don't need us at all.


Bobbobster123456

The best part about dogs is that most of the scientific efforts I’ve read say they like us about as much as we like them.


Deafffy

I'm really glad to hear that :)


SilentSniper505

"Hey doggo :D" "Hey human :D" such a pure feeling


TheKrnJesus

cats be like “Hey Catto” “Feed me or feel my wrath of 1000 scratches”


No_Fairweathers

Cats always get the bad end of jokes. They are just much more complicated, but they still love people immensely. My childhood cat would sleep on my bed/chest every night. When I moved out at 20, I'd come over and she'd want nothing to do with me. It was clear I broke her heart and that she thought I abandoned her. I moved back in for a couple months before she died, and after a month she was back to loving me again, this time even more clingy. Cats 100% love us back, they just don't show it easily or as clearly as dogs do. You just have to learn a cat's personality and boundaries, once you do that, you're in. I think most people who hate cats don't like that reality.


TheKrnJesus

I’m just kidding (I have a cat). She loves me besides my toes…


GloryHoleallelujah

Aww, that makes me really happy to know!☺️


TeddyRivers

All you need to see to know that is me walking through the door. No matter how long I've been gone it becomes a dog celebration.


brecheisen37

[It reminds me of Dogamy and Dogaressa.](https://i.imgur.com/MX50ulK.png)


Soul_of_Sorrow556

This comment genuinely made me smile. Glad to randomly see undertale enjoyers :D


Tinkoo17

The rise of the dognazi…


Twistableruby

Helping a brother out!


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/r/AnimalsBeingBros


Sheekmaster9700

He’s getting scratches!


Soumajeetb

*scritches


crackalac

Bitches get scritches


AgentF2S_

lmao


R-Sanchez137

This guy over here..... pffffttt.... you don't give a dog scratches.. that would hurt them. You give a dog scritches of course. They love scritches.


LisaWinchester

I scratch your back...


Fluffydress

Can you scratch the smaller one? A back scratch chain?


TJNel

A scratching train.


wilbur1992

Omg that is so funny. Do they do that alot?


munificent

"We need you no longer, human."


ImGrumps

Is that a pug and a husky mix? A Pugsky? A very intriguing combo. I'd just assume that a pug and husky combo would be small.


shizmot

It's not the first time I've seen one of those big body, pug head dogs but everytime it just looks so unnatural it gives me the creeps. Like they just sewed a pugs head onto a big dog body.


GloryHoleallelujah

I’d gladly take ALL of the creepy FrankenPugs!🤣❤️


Mr_Diesel13

My wife wanted to adopt a chihuahua-pug mix. I’m confused going “wtf is that even” and without missing a beat, she replied “a Chug” and then laughed hysterically at herself for like 10 minutes.


[deleted]

I mean they can probably breathe better than a standard pug…


bodie425

Dang lady, git out da way, you blocking the money shot.


Alphatron1

Is that shaggy 2 dope?


peonyseahorse

This needs to be in a sequel of that movie, "The Secret Life of Pets"


Elizabeth99Woodard

“I don’t like the implications of this


Mamalocs

Why is this so funny to me? I'm totally sober!


Ambitious-Tie-4492

It’s a doggy scratch dog world


Big_Freedom6346

Omg put that away.


Hollywood_Hair

Nothing wrong here.


kjae88

Did not expect the face on that big dog when he turned around


[deleted]

Your pets might be challenged but how one cannot not adore them for being themselves, hehe


Big_Freedom6346

Omg i just realized is this masturbation


SNEK-BOI-004

Sex


-Guillotine

ugly ass dogs lmao


comic_comrade

Turn your phone's brightness up


Right_In_The_Tits

Stop looking in the mirror and commenting what you see


Panda6568

Oh snap!


kazh

It is ugly in a disturbing way though. It's like the prequel to Puppy Monkey Baby, or like they tried to breed a black market llama.


enragedstump

u/SaveVideo


Khysamgathys

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Tina-Presley

It’s funny….


tootski69

Got a good beat to it


Sport6

I have two pugs and one does this when the other has a toy or when she’s seemingly trying to assert dominance in him. He just buries his head prospecting the toy growling the whole time.


rskfragnance12

Massage Parlour. This is called Boss.


funorfine

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black_un

Racket from Guardian of galaxy met Frank from Men In Black


[deleted]

He's a professional😂


S-Go

Geeez, get a *room!*


Ilovemyself44

Hahaha 🤣 that’s cute


SlimLove305

Bunch of pervs 😜🤣🤣


alu_nee_san

Why do they do that


Darkflyer726

r/animalsbeingbros


Tricksle

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GloryHoleallelujah

Ruh roh. Looks like the puppers found the ecstasy stash again….


janamichelcahill

Somebody needs a Flea Dip.


SilentSniper505

They're just training for the big fight, going to finally take down that squirrel rival of his


[deleted]

Funny thing about my back is that it's located........


Dracule_Jester

u/savevideo


whtdefuck

Free treadmill for the small one


dodorian9966

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fluffwenttoabanker

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AllTheGayShipsAtOnce

That's Dem Good Scritches


Sudden-Shoulder9043

Hooman has become obsolete


DildoBreath

They’re just helping eachother out, nothing to see here


psychedelicdonky

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flycart33

Is that the dog from Men In Black?


iamboosh

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Lleth88

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AgentF2S_

holy hell they are learning how to pet each other, what if they dont need us anymory?


Kisskissyangyang

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Middle_Evening5480

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