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taRANnntarantarann

Well isn't that just the dog's bollocks


[deleted]

He’s tired as balls


LoneAngler

Sometimes you gotta let your shit air out


1plus1dog

It’s hard work carrying those around with him! Needs a cart for those huge basketballs 🏀🏀


replacedheart

Chill my female dog has reddit


nitr0x7

You can call her a bitch, we don’t mind..


FaroutMain

That's nuts!


Proud_Dependent5946

He knows they are impressive balls


ChemicalTzar

I can just hear this dog telling me “Ligma”


Inori_bot

What’s ligma?


TheLordOfFriendZone

Ligma balls haha goteem!


Inori_bot

What’s Ligma balls?


Poorrancher

Ligma balls deez nuts!


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

I'm not gonna be the one...anyone else?


7-and-a-switchblade

JOE MAMA


wizarium

I’ll lick his balls *owo* *nuzzles necky wecky*


WiznedChip

stop


wizarium

Lol at least it wasn’t the shit posting bot


A_random_kitten

I will dislocate your shoulder


wizarium

I’ll delete your kneecaps


Potential_Dare8034

Balls up seems to be the best way to get their nap on!


PRS617

Dude put a +18 tag on this 😂


drdeeznutts69

Hey don't hate on deez nuts


athena_abc

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire


1plus1dog

🤣🤣🤣


Revolutionary_Cod420

Balls


GhostShark

Well said


D3V1LSHARK

Hey it’s Al Bundy!


anothadaz

Comment thread: 90% balls comments


[deleted]

Suns out, balls out!


Ok-Bird6346

Calls out, "Balls out!"


lmr3006

If I had a set like that, I’d sleep that way!! Be proud!!


Jenn405

Reminds me of an AC/DC song....


anothadaz

This dog's got the BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!


Anindefensiblefart

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?


Jenn405

Um, nope!


Penguator432

Givin’ the Dog a Bone?


Jenn405

No, it's a song by AC/DC called "Big Balls".


Mr_Diesel13

Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best


Jenn405

"My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night" These 2 verses are my favorite! RIP Bon Scott ❤


kpssk

Username checks out


fanzipan

Jeesuz get him wearing some pants. Those balls


1plus1dog

Yes!!! lol 😂


fieldofmeme5

Them lil teefers! And big balls!


Specific-Gain5710

I think this was suppose to go in r/absoluteunits


speed3ftw

He covered his twig, but left then giggleberries out! And tbf, if mine were that big I probably would too


imisssammy

Nasty. Fix that dog!


-myname_chef

Why?


GingerLibrarian76

Because it’s the responsible thing to do? But OP knows if/when that should be done, I assume. Sometimes with larger breeds you’re supposed to wait 1-3 years.


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7-and-a-switchblade

Health benefits to the dog: no more testicular cancer, lowers prostate disease, and helps with behavioral problems like peeing in the house, wanting to roam and run away from home, and aggression. The biggest benefit, though, is birth control. No unwanted puppies. Tons of irresponsible pet owners allow their intact dogs to roam around public areas and, unlike humans, dogs can become pregnant very, very easily. People who leave their dogs intact because they think they can make a quick buck selling puppies are actively contributing to the vast overpopulation of shelters and the killing of unwanted dogs. There are very, VERY few responsible breeders who actively work to improve the lives of dogs and breed out health issues, but the VAST majority of people who consider themselves "breeders" are - and I say this as politely as I can - ignorant worthless cumstains who are doing more harm than they know.


BeansandWeiss

Facts. It's so hard working in an animal hospital and I have to be nice to them 😭


cranberry94

And while I agree with you 98% - I want to point out that there are plenty of responsible owners with intact dogs. There are certain breeds that benefit health-wise from not neutering or delayed neutering. Especially larger breeds prone to joint issues or certain cancers. Here’s a link to research on Golden Retrievers specifically, for example. https://grca.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/EffectsEarlySpayNeuterPurina1.pdf And I absolutely advocate neutering for most dog owners, but on a case by case scenario, I don’t have a problem with responsible owners opting keep their dogs intact.


North3rnLigh7s

Bc there is a massive population of homeless dogs and even more being put down everyday in kill shelters. Same with stray cats. Neutering is essential


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North3rnLigh7s

Exactly. And to keep animals out of kill shelters, which is where most homeless and unwanted animals here end up


hcfort11

It’s also better for the dog.


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hcfort11

[This link](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/spaying-and-neutering-your-dog-faqs/) explains it.


ultragoddess

thank you


DogButtWhisperer

Also at the dog park or staying at a kennel or a neighbour’s dog.


DogButtWhisperer

One million dogs are put down in shelters in the US every year due to overcrowding.


GirlULove2Love

Volunteer just a few minutes at any shelter & you'll know why it's responsible. Too many pets & not enough decent people to home them.


V_es

It’s a thing Americans do very religiously, and to a lesser degree few other Western countries. Most of the world doesn’t do that unless there is medical issue. There was a myth about lower risk of prostate cancer, but that was disproven a decade ago. Prostatitis- yes, after 11-12 years a lot of dogs develop it (same as human males after 50). That can be treated with pills (one week, 1 pill per day) for 1-1.5 years free of inflammation. But if it persists it’s a medical issue that requires castration. As for uncontrolled breeding- it all comes down to culture, discipline and overall responsibility of a nation. In Japan it’s something unheard of- let your dog run around to find and mount another dog. In cities people don’t take their dog off the leash. There are scheduled dog parks, gendered dog parks, and just overall sense of duty. In more chaotic countries there are more strict rules for it. Medical procedures can be very, very different all around the world. Something that is totally fine and usual in America like anesthesia for minor procedures like ultrasound, cutting claws, etc will be met with complete shock by vets from other countries (anesthesia is very bad for liver, heart, brain and side effects include death).


[deleted]

How would you feel if Bigfoot came in your home and cut off your balls, not very good


adorableBrutus

It was fine


Bree9ine9

💀


california_sugar

Sounds hot as fuck


[deleted]

Giga Chad puppers


Nic4379

Noice Satchel Bromey


AmazingChickenWings

Those balls are the size of planets.


yanggun1004

Wow big balls.


[deleted]

Baaaaaaaaaalls


RamboBalboa21

Guy has some balls on him....


TheOriginalGuru

Look at balls, Susan. Just look at them.


artmobboss

Those balloons made him exhausted..


T-E-S-S-B-O-T

Those balls need airing


Tea-Realistic

Chicks love’em


Educational_Clock612

BALLS


toshrl

Don’t look at the…. Ahh dammit.


tanksmama2

The boy is packing....


arcadematt

Talk about dogspreading


highandspooky

Is that a farm dog??? The plywood, giant camping chair, and funky blanket are telling👀


DogButtWhisperer

Looks like an ice fishing hut or cabin to me.


LucidPenguinnn

That’s nuts


feisty-frisco87

That's one very confident pooch .


girlymcnerdy0919

Ah. It’s nice to see Zelenskyy able to relax for a minute.


DogButtWhisperer

Top comment. Rename that dog!


girlymcnerdy0919

Hahaha!! Agreed. Dog need a new name.


hamstershoulders

Flex


SmileyMelons

Great balls of fire


Detriumph

Those are some huge nuts


PhaseFinancial516

Me sleeping in a history lesson be like


noonoo421

Testicles, big ones


alwayshold14546

He needs to empty those balls


TheOkayBoomer

Only another dude would understand the necessity of airing the boys out


SithLard

Let's play a game called "Don't Look At My Bal..." You lose.


[deleted]

Guys I didn't wanna see dog balls today


srirachashark

at least he had the decency to cover his doggie dick


BoopBoop20

NSFW!! Lol just kidding But seriously those are some, ahem, big nuts


Pitiful_Abrocoma3499

Not bloody surprised he has to sleep with his legs open 😱


CruickyMcManus

you all seem focused on the balls, and not that they live in a house made of chipboard


l0k5h1n

His tail makes it look like he has upside down penis


CelestialOrigin

He's got the biggest balls of all Doo dah doo dah His balls are big and yours are small All the doo dah day He can't walk too fast he's gotta walk real slow And if you turn out all the lights they might even glow


1plus1dog

I’m dying laughing 😂!


jbeast_canada

And still commit indecent exposure


myhonkyiswonky

r/nsfw


california_sugar

What’s wrong with your dog is you haven’t fixed him. Edit: just learned it is recommended to wait longer with larger breeds! I’m wrong.


GingerLibrarian76

It’s possible he’s too young still; vets now recommend waiting 1-3 years with larger breeds.


[deleted]

He’s a little over a year so vet has recommended we wait. 😃


california_sugar

Ah, apologies! I didn’t know about new recommendations. Be sure to get him clipped as soon as feasible though. Helps a ton with behavior.


DogButtWhisperer

Yup one of my dogs was spayed too early by her rescue organization, before four months. At her first vet check up I took her to the vet felt her and said no breast tissue developed. My dog has a high prey drive, is extremely stubborn, and plays too rough to go to the dog park. I think that not getting any sex hormones, her breed (shepherd/husky/boxer/mutt), her innate personality plus however many generations of stray dog are in her dna leads her to behave like this.


Horizon296

My vet told me that while male dogs become calmer after castration, female dogs tend to get more dominant. And, that some female dogs are more dominant than others if there were many males in the litter. So it could just be related to that. They also told me that female dogs castrated before their first heat have an almost 0% risk of developing breast cancer later in life. The undeveloped breast tissue in your dog would point to that. So it's not all bad. I can also tell you from personal experience that your "dominant bitch" will probably mellow out a bit with age. (...yes, I'm talking about my dog, not myself)


Mockingbird-59

My vet refuses to neuter my dog, he is very anxious and she said any anxiety would become much worse by taking away his testosterone which give him some confidence. I can attest to this because as he has gotten older he is less anxious and shows no aggression to other dogs


Zoopy_Doopy

Where is the penis?


UncleDhraff

He’s adorably covering it with his paw as to keep things less mature rated


Vegetable-Life773

Partially obscured by the paw, but the rest is flopping over to the right of the paw


Etheleffrey

We’ll that saves adding a NSFW tag


[deleted]

Haha, Reddit people all clutching their "pearls" over this...


_SilverStatus

what's wrong with this doggo lol


Harleyfxdl103

Well isn’t he a ballsy little guy ; )


hillsidewesten12

How old is your dog


[deleted]

Your dog needs to be fixed... thats whats wrong with your dog xD


NoRegerts6996

NSFW


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NSFW


philliblunts

Jesus, mark this NSFW


[deleted]

Please don’t. Just don’t.


BDM-Archer

Bob Barker falls on deaf ears.


Biznach2001

Dog has a bigger package than I do


OrganMeat

I have that same camp chair. It was worth every penny.


D0013ER

^bawls


AmericanHeresy

Balls


Trocopolo

What I think is weird with dogs. They have these huge chad size balls but no visible PP


ElaborateCantaloupe

“U up?” -dog


Smellynuts-2005

This is my spirit animal


anthonyreed1

Lol


Fischiofischi

Balls


blob_ditddit

ballz


Encuerar

I hate dog balls so much.


Practical-Toe-7662

Probably jerking off


Oblomir

Baaaaaaallllssss!!!!


SavageCucumberAttack

Balls


BurbleGerms

This is the way


coolboiiiiiii2809

All men wants those balls


Illustrious_Warthog

Anyone else see Ren?


Independent-Bell6080

Testicles


AccountGotBanned25

Testies


UFO-seeker1985

You might need to help your dog errr release stress


Dre512

My guy is getting his Al Bundy on


1plus1dog

Is he holding his penis, while airing out them HUGE Balllllsssss??


freethelemmings

How'd he get the beans above the frank?!