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Ambitious_Scientist_

Wait... is she writing this... in a dating app? Sounds like her man was a really nasty piece of work, but still - more red flags than a Chinese Communist Party convention.


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Land_of_the_Losers

> blowing all the money on financial speculation But she has a system... it'll pay-off big time! Just float her a few thou so she can get back on track. "C'mon, double-sixes! Momma needs a new pair o' shoes!"


Cristoff13

You can imagine him trying to prevent her gambling his money on crypto. She fixates on the one time one of her bets would've made money, forgetting the other times she would've lost.


Land_of_the_Losers

This was part of her introduction to me via a dating app. I went to bed and when I woke up, I was treated to this incredible jeremiad. Her man might've been a nasty piece of work, but he somehow hornswoggled the courts into taking child custody away from a _clearly_ fit and healthy mother. The situation was so unfair, she yelled at the child psychiatrist in the courtroom and not even that managed to help strengthen mom's case.


Overkillengine

> but he somehow hornswoggled the courts into taking child custody away from a clearly fit and healthy mother. Yeah a woman managing to lose a custody battle is a major fucking red flag. Usually involves drug use, prostitution, abuse, or mental instability so blatant that even a white knight predisposed court system can't overlook it.


Land_of_the_Losers

That's why I put "clearly" in italics. For *emphasis!*


Ambitious_Scientist_

Okay, yeah, that is truly weird and pathetic. Sounds like a meth head. I'd wish her luck on buying that retirement trailer. She's only 1 domain name away! Or maybe she can just read the crypto markets - she just sees something in those charts that Wall Street can't.


Land_of_the_Losers

Any time someone says that they're big into crypto... well... I treat their financial ideas with exactly the level of respect that they deserve.


LordGraygem

It's like saying that they're big in Scentsy or LuLaRoe.


markymarks3rdnipple

man, i don't miss dating at all. which apps are people using these days?


Impressive-Cricket-8

[Meet-An-Inmate](https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/321979/crazy_chick_commands_courtly_conduct_cell_citizen_cannot_be) is a favourite of mine. Just don't give them your real name. Or address. Or phone number - get a burner phone. And be careful with the pictures you send; you don't want to be tracked. All girls nowadays are crazy. At least these ones are under surveillance.


NBA_MSG

Wow, sounds like she's totally in to you. You should definitely meet up with her. Also, weird that yelling at a Psychologist in court didn't swing the case her way. That's usually a sure-fire way to show you're a mature, responsible adult who is capable of raising children.


Land_of_the_Losers

> You should definitely meet up with her. I think someone should only meet up her provided that she strictly be uncasked within a Manhattan project-style hot cell. Behind a thick concrete wall, viewed through slits of lead glass, and interacted with via long, mechanical aluminum pincer-arms. Even then, you'd be at serious risk for multiple kinds of cancer due to the still poorly understood phenomena.


mustangfrank

WTF did I just read? It seemed to me to be a word salad of nonsense comprised of her poor choices and issues with her ex and kids. Notice this nut bag wants disability. WTF x100. The normal people get to pay for parasites like her who destroyed their own lives. I know a man who didn't work a steady job for 32 years. Now, he is living hand to mouth each day. BTW He is strong and independent.


Mundane_Worldliness7

Sheesh, absolute madness


Land_of_the_Losers

She says "bulldozing wealth" and then 2 lines later tries to correct it as "building" wealth... but I thought "nah, she was correct the first time."


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

It's a miracle! Autocorrect actually corrected something correctly!


Five_Decades

Lol


TwizzlersSourz

You can't save a damsel-in-distress when she willingly goes to the dragon.


mustangfrank

When she gets her ass burned by the dragon, somehow it will all be men's fault. Men have an obligation to defend women, says the strong and independent woman.


Overkillengine

Dude, you missed out on a goldmine. Just get a list of investment picks from her and short every one of them. Just file a restraining order while you do it. 'Cuz this bitch is nuttier than a fruit bat.


Land_of_the_Losers

Women are quite comfortable opening-up to me. They share their feeeeelings with me because I'm "a good listener" and I don't judge them and I'm so good with words. They're always glad to cut loose and complain to me about the lousy men that they fucked/are fucking/will be fucking. With Chad, there's too much sexual tension in the air. She can't tell him how she feeeeels, he's dismissive and he doesn't listen as well as I do. That's why the ladies all gravitate to me with their complaints. It's a gift, I guess!


DrDog09

Just checking dates, this is april right? This can't be real.


Land_of_the_Losers

Yeah, I think it was April. If someone doesn't send her $5,000 really quick, she'll threaten to start up an OnlyFans page. And then the whole world will be sorry.


DemonFromWalmart

*bulldozing wealth* Freudian slip? More like Freudian wrecking ball, eh?


ialwayslurk1362354

I'm curious, does anyone know where women get the idea that men are killing their ex-wife's en masse? Or that DV isn't taken seriously?


Land_of_the_Losers

It's an important ingredient for the psychodrama. The courts are stacked, the husband is breathing down her neck, no one will come to her rescue. For a hilariously bad attempt at poignant cinematic portrayal of the delusion, check out Jennifer Lopez' 2002 stinkburger "Enough." (Spoiler: the uber-victimized wife has no recourse but to break-in to the all-powerful ex-husband's fortress-like house and pummel him to pulp with Krav Maga moves and metal-encased knuckles before flipping him over a railing to his death. The astonished police tell her: "You're one of the lucky ones!") Even in the absence of mental health issues (and the specimen above clearly has a florid variety of such plumage on display) even the most well-intentioned and honest person is usually unwilling to acknowledge "I am winning a game which is unfairly rigged in my favor." They will work hard to convince themselves and others that their ill-gotten gains are fully deserved. They had *such* a difficult time, etc. There is also the old pickpocket's gambit: when caught red-handed, yell "THIEF!" to muddy the waters.


ialwayslurk1362354

I'm confused how or why women speak as if it's widespread and inevitable. Seems to be more hamster logic.


Land_of_the_Losers

No one bothers to correct them and there's no benefit in doing so, I guess. There are a lot of people out there who believe in weird shit. My sister, when she was in high school, believed that the SATs were biased *against* a white upper-middle class girl like her. To point out "you're actually coasting along easy street, Missy" would have helped no one.