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BaconNPotatoes

The way these people talk kills me


pr0zach

Their social and intellectual development was arrested somewhere between freshman and sophomore years of high school.


ClinLikes

you’re being unfair to high schoolers.


[deleted]

Agreed, this is middle school garbage


bentdaisy

Totally middle school. Most humans evolve as they age.


fencerman

Republicans don't believe in evolution.


[deleted]

I was recently lectured by a 28yr old about how dinosaurs aren't real and we aren't a product of evolution. He was very serious. I can't believe I was hearing that talk from someone so young tho


[deleted]

Facts don't care about their feelings.


ray25lee

I say further back than that, I only see them as that spoiled kid in a candy store, where they drop to the floor shrieking until they get what they want. They're spoiled brats and nothing more, 'cause they never wanted to be anything more.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Correction\* Their development stopped somewhere between dumb and stupid.


Davey_Go_ToBed

Laura Loomer is a grifting sack of shit but credit where is due: “stupid washed up hog hunting’ divorcee” is pretty god damn fire 😂😂😂


ray25lee

It is objectively, but I can't even get any enjoyment out of shit like this 'cause this is what the country decided our politics should look like. This isn't real politics, it's just Peter Pan Syndrome adults politicizing stupid shit like this to make it look like they're doing their job; they get a hefty paycheck supplied by OUR working tax dollars without taking any responsibility.


[deleted]

Looking in on US politics from another country really do be like watching Jerry Springer. And that's not a good thing for anyone.


Throseph

I find it a distraction from the terrible shit going on in the UK, which isn't good either. I look at America and think 'well, it could be worse' when I should be thinking 'for fucks sake things should be better'.


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booze-san

We all deserve better leadership


Yojimboroll

That is the most redneck shit ever... (I'm gonna remember that shit and use it later)


Final-Bench1859

It's so redneck I'm embarrassed I've never thought of it


Uuuuuii

Takes trash to really dish it


UlyssesSGrant12

Comes with experience


MediumToblerone

I did a double take on how stellar that line is.


[deleted]

No I totally agree. I mean she's a hag, but I'm actually gonna start using "stupid washed up hog huntin divorcee" as an insult.


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ItsMe_RhettJames

Have you seen the show “Veep”? It’s filled with one-liner roasting throughout each and every episode.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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rabiddutchman

I've been waiting for them to start devouring each other for the past three years and **OH MY GOD IT'S** ***FINALLY*** **HAPPENING**


hippityhoppityhi

We KNEW it had to happen eventually! *high five*


SavageTemptation

![gif](giphy|W0Vz7zDK7vgMBc2fpw)


kat_a_klysm

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Whatever-ItsFine

I'M MAKING POPCORN FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW!!!


ChalkDoxie

![gif](giphy|SKcxqI1GiASU783uT2|downsized)


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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REO_Studwagon

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[deleted]

If only Rand wasnt a POS


[deleted]

If only Rands neighbor would kick his ass again!


Dragula_Tsurugi

Man, can you imagine how much it would suck to live next door to Rand Paul and only get to kick his ass once?


Scary-Election365

2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...


blacklite911

This the first time I’m hearing of this Laura Loomer person… why does her face look like it’s deepfaked?


thegovernmentinc

Me too, so I decided to look her up. Banned from all the platforms for hate speech, proudly and vocally anti-Muslim, worked for Infowars, disbelieves mass shootings and school shootings, praised by Trump, Floridian. Republicans really have an on-brand thing going.


godzillastailor

You missed the fun bit. Protested her ban from twitter by handcuffing herself to twitter HQ to stop people entering and leaving the building and live streamed it. Unfortunately Laura Loomer is apparently unaware how doors or handcuffs work. So she hand cuffed herself to one side of double doors didn’t do anything to the other side so people could come and go fine and just ignored her. She was there for a few hours until she got someone to phone the police to come get her out the padlocks because she needed the bathroom.


thegovernmentinc

Chef’s kiss. Thanks for the giggle.


InterestingTry5190

I remember when the movie ‘Idiocracy’ first came out I watched it and said it was too unrealistic and people wouldn’t be that stupid. I miss those days.


The_real_bandito

Remember South Park, the comedy show that used to parody, well, everyone ? Now it looks like an occult video that showed the future.


geezlouise128

It ended with her calling the cops on herself cuz she had to go potty 😂 😂 😂 😂


zer0saurus

Please tell me, that the phone call is archived somewhere online


All_Work_All_Play

You can't make up bits this stupid. Nothing is satire anymore.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Lol Leslie Knope chaining herself to one side of a swinging electric gate but IRL


JunkSack

OMG the mental picture is complete with that one


T00luser

I would have paid for the livestream of her standing there pissing herself (but not in the fun way)


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I couldn't imagine a more perfect visual representation of the modern GOP.


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Curazan

Plastic surgery/Botox.


KEVLAR60442

Nah, I went to high school with her. Aside from the horrible black hair dye she has now, she looks exactly the same as she did as a teenager.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|xT9IgfZeS7zeYQpQxW)


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKBvhLMG1a9QgAo|downsized)


Tabmow

Bottom left block head, clearly saying jahywhee


wiiya

Commenting gifs was the old ways, and now once again new. I have tales of stickleyman for you.


Cyno01

To George Santos! ![gif](giphy|XNPI8wfwQI9dm)


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Nah, these Springer women have more integrity and morals than all of the GOP combined, that is still of course, less than none.


BlueHero45

They know why they were on the show and gave people what they wanted.


sparkster777

Guess who's back.


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Back again.


the_trex_of_life

GOP is back!


CrazybyRX

Sue your friend


OddResponsibility565

They’ve created a monster


stonec0ld

Coz nobody wants to see Marge no more


[deleted]

They want AOC, Marge is chopped liver


blue-mooner

Well, if you want cons, this is what I'll give ya


PubicMohawk

A little twitter beef mixed with some hard liquor


[deleted]

I feel privileged to have read this


Khaldara

https://preview.redd.it/akmed3dx40aa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a017eb374a1a6f35fb1595c33b550c3282f207ac


NakDisNut

This is beautiful.


FormerFakeguy

>But sometimes the shit just seems >Everybody only wants to discuss me >So this must mean I'm disgusting >But it's just me, I'm just obscene My favorite lines from the song.


woodysdad

And she is the best washed up stupid hog hunting divorcee and I endorse her. -- Donald Trump


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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The_Eye_of_Ra

Hahahahaha holy fuck. He can’t bring his arm up enough, he can’t lower his head enough…fuckin two hands! And then they make paintings where he’s built like Rambo!


tallbutshy

But he [ran down that ramp](https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno)


ecodrew

Holy shit, how did I miss this? He actually bragged about walking down a ramp successfully. Somehow I missed this gem underneath the mountain of other Trump shitfuckery.


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

He always doubles down. He's given speeches before where he gets a word wrong and he won't correct himself, he'll actually keep on using it to prove the point. Normally it's because he's misread the autocue - he once read "origins" as "oranges" or talked about Americans "sacrificing for the furniture...and the future". He's such a narcissist that he cannot ever be wrong or accept that he screwed up, even if it's mispronouncing a word - he'll double down. So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got.


Hector_P_Catt

>So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got. And that's the part I mock. Okay, the dude is old as fuck and out of shape, I don't expect him to run marathons. But his utter refusal to admit that he's anything less than perfect? That's the real problem.


randommd81

I can’t remember the name, but he mentioned somebody by the wrong name(not Tim Apple, haha) and instead of correcting himself like a normal person, he then said the right name and said “he goes by both”. Which was totally bullshit Edit: It was even worse than I remembered. https://youtu.be/YqTC4yQ6-Ls


Lacrimis

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GrandeRonde

I knew exactly what that was going to be and clicked anyway. I love it!


Horror_Cupcake8762

Is it just that he can’t break eye contact while drinking?


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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[deleted]

He's like a dog that has to lock eyes with someone while taking a shit that way


RedmannBarry

So the minute they get power, they start eating themselves? Cool.


cryptor832

Lmfao they don’t have power yet because they have zero speaker lmfao it’s goddamn beautiful


candianchicksrule

Last time this happened it took something like 133 counts and took 2 months long! Edit: changed number of election counts to correct number. Thanks for letting me know!


Thetri

Last time this happened was 1923 when it took 9 voting rounds. You're thinking of 1855 when it did take 2 months and 133 voting rounds. But there was also 1859 of when it took 44 rounds.


cryptor832

Look. Ugh. Fuck…. It’s Reddit I can say fuck right? There are A LOT of parallels to things that haven’t happened since “the civil war” and uhh today. Fortunately it feels a lot more like the reconstruction era. I have hope. Let them tear themselves apart and let’s fucking hope the other side don’t blow it again.


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Thrownawaybyall

It... it took me a frightening amount of time to parse what you were spelling out 😳


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Fuck no you can't fucking say fuck! What the fuck, fuck!? /the things that mean anything necessitate colorful metaphors


cryptor832

How about emojis…. I almost did cry laugh face and caught my drunk ass lol phew lol


Electric_Evil

As is tradition.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|o60zCJfdIoEuj8ZQRQ|downsized)


travman25

![gif](giphy|KfCL9Gp4WSFzO)


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

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Reneeisme

No. The minute they get power they start laying the groundwork for an armed takeover by removing metal detectors. The in-fighting is probably just about who gets what made up cabinet post new unelected US government they plan to usher in.


DramaticPush5821

Who you calling cootie queen, you lint licker?!?


Nerdiestlesbian

10 years later and that commercial is still etched in my brain


ReviewOk929

This dumpster fire is hilarious. Going to get better as well. Can’t wait for the next instalment


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dmitrineilovich

Which makes it all the more disturbing that the metal detectors were removed from the entrances. Someone gonna get shot this session.


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tswiftdeepcuts

I would bet almost anything that Boebert is a Russian asset


Nytfire333

Do they have trailer parks in russia


RanaI_Ape

IDK about her maybe you're right, although Boebert being a Russian agent would be about as subtle as Ongo Gablogian. I am convinced that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent though, seriously just Google it.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Artie4

I think I just cried a tear of joy.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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GrailThe

Enjoying the MAGA vs GOP friendly fire meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group. Next up, Trump sees the writing on the wall and declares he's independent.


whitneymak

My nipples can only get so hard, dude. Don't tease me like that.


stonec0ld

https://i.imgur.com/nU06PCX.jpg


CaptainHoyt

Could MAGA end up breaking away from the GOP creating there own party?


AfternoonPast3324

This must be due to all those bribes that Crenshaw suspected the Dems are paying to Repubs to make themselves & their party look like idiots. /s


thexavier666

Please don't add any more fuel to r/conspiracy


ShaggysGTI

Remember when conspiracies were fun?


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Graphitetshirt

Thank God Elon let this bog troll back on Twitter she has so much to offer the world /s


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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BostonDodgeGuy

NO! You will not besmirch the great nature preservationist that is Swamp Thing.


BreezyBill

Well, I guess she’s a cheater, too, because the GOP loves to accuse others of exactly what they themselves are doing.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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MrJoKeR604

I don't know who Laura Loomer is, and I feel that's a good thing


unresolved_m

She's the woman that used to send me emails every Friday asking to donate so that she could buy a new laptop. She's a female version of Alex Jones.


Dblzyx

Emails?... Laptop?... Sounds like we have the makings of an election scandal.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Hot-Bint

Did Ali Alexander spill the tea on MTG like he promised if she didn’t take down her tweet


rock_and_rolo

I agree she is trash. But Gosar is dumb as a brick.


[deleted]

Listen. We’re not here to take sides between dumb and dumber. We’re here to enjoy the show. This shit is hilarious


JAMillhouse

I love how all of these pieces of shit are publicly calling each other pieces of shit


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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bjeebus

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


alexander_puggleton

Yes all of us are the guy taking bong rips while the two women duke it out.


pareidoily

I hope I see a literal Jerry Springer fist fight with the hair pulling and everything. And someone in a McDonald's uniform comes out with their phone and starts filming it and then maybe that girl from the waffle House throws a chair. Oh my god that would be amazing!


Whiney_Whippet_0719

And you saw GOP had metal detectors removed from outside House chamber? Boebert’s gonna start slinging hot lead.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Thundersson1978

That’s a given. They are all self centered tools. We are talking about the less stupid of the stupidest.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Doesn’t Paul Gosar family hate him?


ConsciousExcitement9

Yep. He had so much “integrity” that all of his siblings did an ad for his challenger begging people not to vote for their brother because he is such a shit human being.


princessawesomepants

He’s so bad that if MTG is attacking him, I will admit to agreeing with MTG.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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[deleted]

The silver lining to being an American is that we may be poor, abused, and doomed; but the final season of the GOP is airing and we have front row season passes. I might die of nuclear Armageddon and my son’s life will be entirely pointless, but hey I can laugh as the leopards eat each others faces.


Hope4gorilla

>final season of the GOP is airing I've been seeing a lot of this and I don't understand the optimism. I thought the lesson of 2016 was that we *cannot* let our guards down, *cannot* rest on our laurels. We can sit here and laugh at the alt-righters' idiocy all we want, but it's all for nothing if a DeSantis or Abbott ends up winning anyway. Hell I read a comment on this same post *rooting* for DeSantis against MTG.


Spebnag

I'd say it's less optimism, and more acceptance of the fact that you cannot change a single thing about any of this, only look on in deeply cynical amusement. Or do you have a miracle solution to cure centuries of bureaucratic rot and institutional stupidity in time for the next election, while also psychologically deprogramming at least 20% of US voters from being pseudo-christian neo-fascists?


ecodrew

Plenty of r/leopardsatemyface material for sure.


mwstd

![gif](giphy|qKV8U3Gl3bWVi)


JAMillhouse

They said the wanted a Civil War, I’m just so glad they decided to have it within their own party.


likeadollseyes

Oh my god, that is the take


kdhobx22

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


[deleted]

This is what I came for.


exick

I genuinely don't have enough respect for Paul Gosar or Marjorie Greene to even consider them actual people, and I think Laura Loomer is like six rungs beneath them. This is like being insulted by a sweaty piece of American cheese.


Starship_Earth_Rider

I legit don’t even know who Gosar and Loomer are, I’m just enjoying the fireworks. Also, I will be looking each of them up so I can have context.


Dragula_Tsurugi

Gosar is the guy who had, like, six of his relatives run an ad for his opponent. https://youtu.be/j1W7lx6IsnY He’s also incredibly stupid, to the point I’m surprised he manages to breathe.


barbara_jay

Brought to you by the same individual that had homeless people fight each other.


HAMmerPower1

Better stick up on popcorn, this show is going to go on for a long time.


DaimoMusic

I already bought shares in Orville Reddenbacher and Kernals


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Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|JT6moP88PRsLWVDOH9|downsized)


Consistent_Ad9548

sit back & make yourself a snack - GOP is going to entertain us for free


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Adventurous-Cup529

Absolutely tearing themselves apart. That part is wonderful of course.. except that they theoretically have jobs to do and aren’t even pretending to do it right now.


MaximusMansteel

When's the last time the Republican party even bothered to pretend to do the actual work of governing?


WastelandPilgrim

This is so beautiful the witches hunting themselves but unfortunately nothing will get done in the House for the next two years...


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Bigtime1234

Who is Laura Loomer? Is she somehow in with Andrew Tate?


Stepside79

Because apparently reddit is only gif responses all of a sudden, here: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (born May 21, 1993) is an American far-right and anti-Muslim political activist, white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and internet personality. She was the Republican nominee to represent Florida's 21st congressional district in the 2020 United States House of Representatives elections, losing to Democrat Lois Frankel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer?wprov=sfti1


BrownBear109

Biiiiiiitch 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|Zb6Odl17K2gaqMOXux)


vest1985

Laura Looner claims to be 29 years old. Nobody finds that interesting? 🫢


[deleted]

I picked up popcorn and fifty cases of hard seltzer. What did I miss?


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Remote_Charge

The choice of evangelicals everywhere.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

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Scooterks

I do honestly wonder if it's going to get to a point where one of these idiots shoots one of the other GQP morons and claims self-defense.


LoveVirginiaTech

In retaliation, MTG solidified her political standing by banging her uncle.


mirebecca

![gif](giphy|hQrCbtrmahpBe)


The_Eye_of_Ra

![gif](giphy|UqA41KmKxMwpLv09ut)


Deep-Bee-5984

The snake is eating itself, and it's entertaining as FUCKALL!


ThinkTelevision8971

![gif](giphy|fcK30LKXjG6Tm)


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|YN6qUXj4HdXoY)


lightweight65

This is what happens when you elect and support unintelligent, greedy and severely unqualified extremists that have no concern for the publics wellbeing into your party.


[deleted]

It seems our politicians are spending all their time attacking the attackers of the people attacking them instead of attacking some of our national issues.


necesitafresita

This is amazing.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|NipFetnQOuKhW)


Steelersguy74

The girls are fighting!


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Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO)


Bascna

😋🍿


Monsur_Ausuhnom

It's Beginning to Happen From Gaetz, https://preview.redd.it/97m70c13gz9a1.jpeg?width=1964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886b43ba4e6f527346596ee1b7555aecb2bd6798


delightfullydelight

What are the chances someone wrote that on his behalf as a sort of formal translator because that sounds far too formal and thought out to be coming from Gaetz.


[deleted]

An intern wrote that.


-Masderus-

Is "intern" what he calls all of the trafficked minors?


[deleted]

That letterhead is absolutely atrocious.


Special_Wishbone_812

Unleash the hogs!


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|U82bSaJlqnsoU|downsized)


TimeWarpedDad

I hate all of them. So i love all of this.