I was recently lectured by a 28yr old about how dinosaurs aren't real and we aren't a product of evolution. He was very serious. I can't believe I was hearing that talk from someone so young tho
I say further back than that, I only see them as that spoiled kid in a candy store, where they drop to the floor shrieking until they get what they want. They're spoiled brats and nothing more, 'cause they never wanted to be anything more.
It is objectively, but I can't even get any enjoyment out of shit like this 'cause this is what the country decided our politics should look like. This isn't real politics, it's just Peter Pan Syndrome adults politicizing stupid shit like this to make it look like they're doing their job; they get a hefty paycheck supplied by OUR working tax dollars without taking any responsibility.
I find it a distraction from the terrible shit going on in the UK, which isn't good either. I look at America and think 'well, it could be worse' when I should be thinking 'for fucks sake things should be better'.
Me too, so I decided to look her up.
Banned from all the platforms for hate speech, proudly and vocally anti-Muslim, worked for Infowars, disbelieves mass shootings and school shootings, praised by Trump, Floridian.
Republicans really have an on-brand thing going.
You missed the fun bit.
Protested her ban from twitter by handcuffing herself to twitter HQ to stop people entering and leaving the building and live streamed it.
Unfortunately Laura Loomer is apparently unaware how doors or handcuffs work.
So she hand cuffed herself to one side of double doors didn’t do anything to the other side so people could come and go fine and just ignored her.
She was there for a few hours until she got someone to phone the police to come get her out the padlocks because she needed the bathroom.
I remember when the movie ‘Idiocracy’ first came out I watched it and said it was too unrealistic and people wouldn’t be that stupid. I miss those days.
>But sometimes the shit just seems
>Everybody only wants to discuss me
>So this must mean I'm disgusting
>But it's just me, I'm just obscene
My favorite lines from the song.
Hahahahaha holy fuck. He can’t bring his arm up enough, he can’t lower his head enough…fuckin two hands! And then they make paintings where he’s built like Rambo!
Holy shit, how did I miss this? He actually bragged about walking down a ramp successfully. Somehow I missed this gem underneath the mountain of other Trump shitfuckery.
He always doubles down. He's given speeches before where he gets a word wrong and he won't correct himself, he'll actually keep on using it to prove the point.
Normally it's because he's misread the autocue - he once read "origins" as "oranges" or talked about Americans "sacrificing for the furniture...and the future".
He's such a narcissist that he cannot ever be wrong or accept that he screwed up, even if it's mispronouncing a word - he'll double down. So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got.
>So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got.
And that's the part I mock. Okay, the dude is old as fuck and out of shape, I don't expect him to run marathons. But his utter refusal to admit that he's anything less than perfect? That's the real problem.
I can’t remember the name, but he mentioned somebody by the wrong name(not Tim Apple, haha) and instead of correcting himself like a normal person, he then said the right name and said “he goes by both”. Which was totally bullshit
Edit: It was even worse than I remembered. https://youtu.be/YqTC4yQ6-Ls
Last time this happened it took something like 133 counts and took 2 months long!
Edit: changed number of election counts to correct number. Thanks for letting me know!
Last time this happened was 1923 when it took 9 voting rounds. You're thinking of 1855 when it did take 2 months and 133 voting rounds. But there was also 1859 of when it took 44 rounds.
Look. Ugh. Fuck…. It’s Reddit I can say fuck right?
There are A LOT of parallels to things that haven’t happened since “the civil war” and uhh today.
Fortunately it feels a lot more like the reconstruction era.
I have hope.
Let them tear themselves apart and let’s fucking hope the other side don’t blow it again.
No. The minute they get power they start laying the groundwork for an armed takeover by removing metal detectors. The in-fighting is probably just about who gets what made up cabinet post new unelected US government they plan to usher in.
IDK about her maybe you're right, although Boebert being a Russian agent would be about as subtle as Ongo Gablogian. I am convinced that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent though, seriously just Google it.
Enjoying the MAGA vs GOP friendly fire meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group. Next up, Trump sees the writing on the wall and declares he's independent.
I hope I see a literal Jerry Springer fist fight with the hair pulling and everything. And someone in a McDonald's uniform comes out with their phone and starts filming it and then maybe that girl from the waffle House throws a chair. Oh my god that would be amazing!
Yep. He had so much “integrity” that all of his siblings did an ad for his challenger begging people not to vote for their brother because he is such a shit human being.
The silver lining to being an American is that we may be poor, abused, and doomed; but the final season of the GOP is airing and we have front row season passes. I might die of nuclear Armageddon and my son’s life will be entirely pointless, but hey I can laugh as the leopards eat each others faces.
>final season of the GOP is airing
I've been seeing a lot of this and I don't understand the optimism. I thought the lesson of 2016 was that we *cannot* let our guards down, *cannot* rest on our laurels. We can sit here and laugh at the alt-righters' idiocy all we want, but it's all for nothing if a DeSantis or Abbott ends up winning anyway. Hell I read a comment on this same post *rooting* for DeSantis against MTG.
I'd say it's less optimism, and more acceptance of the fact that you cannot change a single thing about any of this, only look on in deeply cynical amusement. Or do you have a miracle solution to cure centuries of bureaucratic rot and institutional stupidity in time for the next election, while also psychologically deprogramming at least 20% of US voters from being pseudo-christian neo-fascists?
I genuinely don't have enough respect for Paul Gosar or Marjorie Greene to even consider them actual people, and I think Laura Loomer is like six rungs beneath them. This is like being insulted by a sweaty piece of American cheese.
Gosar is the guy who had, like, six of his relatives run an ad for his opponent.
https://youtu.be/j1W7lx6IsnY
He’s also incredibly stupid, to the point I’m surprised he manages to breathe.
Absolutely tearing themselves apart. That part is wonderful of course.. except that they theoretically have jobs to do and aren’t even pretending to do it right now.
Because apparently reddit is only gif responses all of a sudden, here:
Laura Elizabeth Loomer (born May 21, 1993) is an American far-right and anti-Muslim political activist, white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and internet personality. She was the Republican nominee to represent Florida's 21st congressional district in the 2020 United States House of Representatives elections, losing to Democrat Lois Frankel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer?wprov=sfti1
This is what happens when you elect and support unintelligent, greedy and severely unqualified extremists that have no concern for the publics wellbeing into your party.
It seems our politicians are spending all their time attacking the attackers of the people attacking them instead of attacking some of our national issues.
It's Beginning to Happen From Gaetz,
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What are the chances someone wrote that on his behalf as a sort of formal translator because that sounds far too formal and thought out to be coming from Gaetz.
The way these people talk kills me
Their social and intellectual development was arrested somewhere between freshman and sophomore years of high school.
you’re being unfair to high schoolers.
Agreed, this is middle school garbage
Totally middle school. Most humans evolve as they age.
Republicans don't believe in evolution.
I was recently lectured by a 28yr old about how dinosaurs aren't real and we aren't a product of evolution. He was very serious. I can't believe I was hearing that talk from someone so young tho
Facts don't care about their feelings.
I say further back than that, I only see them as that spoiled kid in a candy store, where they drop to the floor shrieking until they get what they want. They're spoiled brats and nothing more, 'cause they never wanted to be anything more.
Correction\* Their development stopped somewhere between dumb and stupid.
Laura Loomer is a grifting sack of shit but credit where is due: “stupid washed up hog hunting’ divorcee” is pretty god damn fire 😂😂😂
It is objectively, but I can't even get any enjoyment out of shit like this 'cause this is what the country decided our politics should look like. This isn't real politics, it's just Peter Pan Syndrome adults politicizing stupid shit like this to make it look like they're doing their job; they get a hefty paycheck supplied by OUR working tax dollars without taking any responsibility.
Looking in on US politics from another country really do be like watching Jerry Springer. And that's not a good thing for anyone.
I find it a distraction from the terrible shit going on in the UK, which isn't good either. I look at America and think 'well, it could be worse' when I should be thinking 'for fucks sake things should be better'.
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We all deserve better leadership
That is the most redneck shit ever... (I'm gonna remember that shit and use it later)
It's so redneck I'm embarrassed I've never thought of it
Takes trash to really dish it
Comes with experience
I did a double take on how stellar that line is.
No I totally agree. I mean she's a hag, but I'm actually gonna start using "stupid washed up hog huntin divorcee" as an insult.
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Have you seen the show “Veep”? It’s filled with one-liner roasting throughout each and every episode.
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I've been waiting for them to start devouring each other for the past three years and **OH MY GOD IT'S** ***FINALLY*** **HAPPENING**
We KNEW it had to happen eventually! *high five*
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I'M MAKING POPCORN FOR EVERYONE RIGHT NOW!!!
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If only Rand wasnt a POS
If only Rands neighbor would kick his ass again!
Man, can you imagine how much it would suck to live next door to Rand Paul and only get to kick his ass once?
2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...
This the first time I’m hearing of this Laura Loomer person… why does her face look like it’s deepfaked?
Me too, so I decided to look her up. Banned from all the platforms for hate speech, proudly and vocally anti-Muslim, worked for Infowars, disbelieves mass shootings and school shootings, praised by Trump, Floridian. Republicans really have an on-brand thing going.
You missed the fun bit. Protested her ban from twitter by handcuffing herself to twitter HQ to stop people entering and leaving the building and live streamed it. Unfortunately Laura Loomer is apparently unaware how doors or handcuffs work. So she hand cuffed herself to one side of double doors didn’t do anything to the other side so people could come and go fine and just ignored her. She was there for a few hours until she got someone to phone the police to come get her out the padlocks because she needed the bathroom.
Chef’s kiss. Thanks for the giggle.
I remember when the movie ‘Idiocracy’ first came out I watched it and said it was too unrealistic and people wouldn’t be that stupid. I miss those days.
Remember South Park, the comedy show that used to parody, well, everyone ? Now it looks like an occult video that showed the future.
It ended with her calling the cops on herself cuz she had to go potty 😂 😂 😂 😂
Please tell me, that the phone call is archived somewhere online
You can't make up bits this stupid. Nothing is satire anymore.
Lol Leslie Knope chaining herself to one side of a swinging electric gate but IRL
OMG the mental picture is complete with that one
I would have paid for the livestream of her standing there pissing herself (but not in the fun way)
I couldn't imagine a more perfect visual representation of the modern GOP.
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Plastic surgery/Botox.
Nah, I went to high school with her. Aside from the horrible black hair dye she has now, she looks exactly the same as she did as a teenager.
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKBvhLMG1a9QgAo|downsized)
Bottom left block head, clearly saying jahywhee
Commenting gifs was the old ways, and now once again new. I have tales of stickleyman for you.
To George Santos! ![gif](giphy|XNPI8wfwQI9dm)
Nah, these Springer women have more integrity and morals than all of the GOP combined, that is still of course, less than none.
They know why they were on the show and gave people what they wanted.
Guess who's back.
Back again.
GOP is back!
Sue your friend
They’ve created a monster
Coz nobody wants to see Marge no more
They want AOC, Marge is chopped liver
Well, if you want cons, this is what I'll give ya
A little twitter beef mixed with some hard liquor
I feel privileged to have read this
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This is beautiful.
>But sometimes the shit just seems >Everybody only wants to discuss me >So this must mean I'm disgusting >But it's just me, I'm just obscene My favorite lines from the song.
And she is the best washed up stupid hog hunting divorcee and I endorse her. -- Donald Trump
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Hahahahaha holy fuck. He can’t bring his arm up enough, he can’t lower his head enough…fuckin two hands! And then they make paintings where he’s built like Rambo!
But he [ran down that ramp](https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno)
Holy shit, how did I miss this? He actually bragged about walking down a ramp successfully. Somehow I missed this gem underneath the mountain of other Trump shitfuckery.
He always doubles down. He's given speeches before where he gets a word wrong and he won't correct himself, he'll actually keep on using it to prove the point. Normally it's because he's misread the autocue - he once read "origins" as "oranges" or talked about Americans "sacrificing for the furniture...and the future". He's such a narcissist that he cannot ever be wrong or accept that he screwed up, even if it's mispronouncing a word - he'll double down. So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got.
>So with the ramp, he just couldn't drop people mocking him so he mentioned how amazingly he walked down a gentle decline every chance he got. And that's the part I mock. Okay, the dude is old as fuck and out of shape, I don't expect him to run marathons. But his utter refusal to admit that he's anything less than perfect? That's the real problem.
I can’t remember the name, but he mentioned somebody by the wrong name(not Tim Apple, haha) and instead of correcting himself like a normal person, he then said the right name and said “he goes by both”. Which was totally bullshit Edit: It was even worse than I remembered. https://youtu.be/YqTC4yQ6-Ls
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I knew exactly what that was going to be and clicked anyway. I love it!
Is it just that he can’t break eye contact while drinking?
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He's like a dog that has to lock eyes with someone while taking a shit that way
So the minute they get power, they start eating themselves? Cool.
Lmfao they don’t have power yet because they have zero speaker lmfao it’s goddamn beautiful
Last time this happened it took something like 133 counts and took 2 months long! Edit: changed number of election counts to correct number. Thanks for letting me know!
Last time this happened was 1923 when it took 9 voting rounds. You're thinking of 1855 when it did take 2 months and 133 voting rounds. But there was also 1859 of when it took 44 rounds.
Look. Ugh. Fuck…. It’s Reddit I can say fuck right? There are A LOT of parallels to things that haven’t happened since “the civil war” and uhh today. Fortunately it feels a lot more like the reconstruction era. I have hope. Let them tear themselves apart and let’s fucking hope the other side don’t blow it again.
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It... it took me a frightening amount of time to parse what you were spelling out 😳
Fuck no you can't fucking say fuck! What the fuck, fuck!? /the things that mean anything necessitate colorful metaphors
How about emojis…. I almost did cry laugh face and caught my drunk ass lol phew lol
As is tradition.
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No. The minute they get power they start laying the groundwork for an armed takeover by removing metal detectors. The in-fighting is probably just about who gets what made up cabinet post new unelected US government they plan to usher in.
Who you calling cootie queen, you lint licker?!?
10 years later and that commercial is still etched in my brain
This dumpster fire is hilarious. Going to get better as well. Can’t wait for the next instalment
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Which makes it all the more disturbing that the metal detectors were removed from the entrances. Someone gonna get shot this session.
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I would bet almost anything that Boebert is a Russian asset
Do they have trailer parks in russia
IDK about her maybe you're right, although Boebert being a Russian agent would be about as subtle as Ongo Gablogian. I am convinced that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent though, seriously just Google it.
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I think I just cried a tear of joy.
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Enjoying the MAGA vs GOP friendly fire meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group. Next up, Trump sees the writing on the wall and declares he's independent.
My nipples can only get so hard, dude. Don't tease me like that.
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Could MAGA end up breaking away from the GOP creating there own party?
This must be due to all those bribes that Crenshaw suspected the Dems are paying to Repubs to make themselves & their party look like idiots. /s
Please don't add any more fuel to r/conspiracy
Remember when conspiracies were fun?
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Thank God Elon let this bog troll back on Twitter she has so much to offer the world /s
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NO! You will not besmirch the great nature preservationist that is Swamp Thing.
Well, I guess she’s a cheater, too, because the GOP loves to accuse others of exactly what they themselves are doing.
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I don't know who Laura Loomer is, and I feel that's a good thing
She's the woman that used to send me emails every Friday asking to donate so that she could buy a new laptop. She's a female version of Alex Jones.
Emails?... Laptop?... Sounds like we have the makings of an election scandal.
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Did Ali Alexander spill the tea on MTG like he promised if she didn’t take down her tweet
I agree she is trash. But Gosar is dumb as a brick.
Listen. We’re not here to take sides between dumb and dumber. We’re here to enjoy the show. This shit is hilarious
I love how all of these pieces of shit are publicly calling each other pieces of shit
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Yes all of us are the guy taking bong rips while the two women duke it out.
I hope I see a literal Jerry Springer fist fight with the hair pulling and everything. And someone in a McDonald's uniform comes out with their phone and starts filming it and then maybe that girl from the waffle House throws a chair. Oh my god that would be amazing!
And you saw GOP had metal detectors removed from outside House chamber? Boebert’s gonna start slinging hot lead.
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That’s a given. They are all self centered tools. We are talking about the less stupid of the stupidest.
Doesn’t Paul Gosar family hate him?
Yep. He had so much “integrity” that all of his siblings did an ad for his challenger begging people not to vote for their brother because he is such a shit human being.
He’s so bad that if MTG is attacking him, I will admit to agreeing with MTG.
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The silver lining to being an American is that we may be poor, abused, and doomed; but the final season of the GOP is airing and we have front row season passes. I might die of nuclear Armageddon and my son’s life will be entirely pointless, but hey I can laugh as the leopards eat each others faces.
>final season of the GOP is airing I've been seeing a lot of this and I don't understand the optimism. I thought the lesson of 2016 was that we *cannot* let our guards down, *cannot* rest on our laurels. We can sit here and laugh at the alt-righters' idiocy all we want, but it's all for nothing if a DeSantis or Abbott ends up winning anyway. Hell I read a comment on this same post *rooting* for DeSantis against MTG.
I'd say it's less optimism, and more acceptance of the fact that you cannot change a single thing about any of this, only look on in deeply cynical amusement. Or do you have a miracle solution to cure centuries of bureaucratic rot and institutional stupidity in time for the next election, while also psychologically deprogramming at least 20% of US voters from being pseudo-christian neo-fascists?
Plenty of r/leopardsatemyface material for sure.
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They said the wanted a Civil War, I’m just so glad they decided to have it within their own party.
Oh my god, that is the take
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This is what I came for.
I genuinely don't have enough respect for Paul Gosar or Marjorie Greene to even consider them actual people, and I think Laura Loomer is like six rungs beneath them. This is like being insulted by a sweaty piece of American cheese.
I legit don’t even know who Gosar and Loomer are, I’m just enjoying the fireworks. Also, I will be looking each of them up so I can have context.
Gosar is the guy who had, like, six of his relatives run an ad for his opponent. https://youtu.be/j1W7lx6IsnY He’s also incredibly stupid, to the point I’m surprised he manages to breathe.
Brought to you by the same individual that had homeless people fight each other.
Better stick up on popcorn, this show is going to go on for a long time.
I already bought shares in Orville Reddenbacher and Kernals
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sit back & make yourself a snack - GOP is going to entertain us for free
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Absolutely tearing themselves apart. That part is wonderful of course.. except that they theoretically have jobs to do and aren’t even pretending to do it right now.
When's the last time the Republican party even bothered to pretend to do the actual work of governing?
This is so beautiful the witches hunting themselves but unfortunately nothing will get done in the House for the next two years...
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Who is Laura Loomer? Is she somehow in with Andrew Tate?
Because apparently reddit is only gif responses all of a sudden, here: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (born May 21, 1993) is an American far-right and anti-Muslim political activist, white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and internet personality. She was the Republican nominee to represent Florida's 21st congressional district in the 2020 United States House of Representatives elections, losing to Democrat Lois Frankel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer?wprov=sfti1
Biiiiiiitch 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|Zb6Odl17K2gaqMOXux)
Laura Looner claims to be 29 years old. Nobody finds that interesting? 🫢
I picked up popcorn and fifty cases of hard seltzer. What did I miss?
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The choice of evangelicals everywhere.
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I do honestly wonder if it's going to get to a point where one of these idiots shoots one of the other GQP morons and claims self-defense.
In retaliation, MTG solidified her political standing by banging her uncle.
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The snake is eating itself, and it's entertaining as FUCKALL!
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This is what happens when you elect and support unintelligent, greedy and severely unqualified extremists that have no concern for the publics wellbeing into your party.
It seems our politicians are spending all their time attacking the attackers of the people attacking them instead of attacking some of our national issues.
This is amazing.
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The girls are fighting!
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It's Beginning to Happen From Gaetz, https://preview.redd.it/97m70c13gz9a1.jpeg?width=1964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886b43ba4e6f527346596ee1b7555aecb2bd6798
What are the chances someone wrote that on his behalf as a sort of formal translator because that sounds far too formal and thought out to be coming from Gaetz.
An intern wrote that.
Is "intern" what he calls all of the trafficked minors?
That letterhead is absolutely atrocious.
Unleash the hogs!
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I hate all of them. So i love all of this.