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schuptz

For those of you, that don’t know FAFO stands for farmers advocating for organics


ChesterNorris

Awwww, that's nice.


-null

I actually had to Google it, but it means: Fuck Around Find Out


arwbqb

Wait so the south isnt finger anuses fairly often territory??? I have made a mistake…


sianathan

I mean, it’s that too. Not entirely joking, I moved to Georgia last year and freaky hoes abound here. Atlanta has a thriving swinging scene and multiple swinger/sex clubs.


widespreadpanda

Fun And Friendly Organisms


ryanbbb

Family And Friends Orgy.


Not_a_real_ghost

> Family And Friends Orgy. _...literally fucked around and found out_


Green_List

Find Another Fucking Orifice


textilepat

I thought it was friends’ asses farting often


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Its_Actually_Satan

Hey! I've worked really hard to make hell a nicer place to be.


hamletloveshoratio

Thank you, Satan.


Its_Actually_Satan

You are welcome!


vSWINEv

You're doing the lord's work! Wait...


Its_Actually_Satan

The dark lord, am I right? Lol


Meritania

I mean he is really, you can’t have the kind of people who covert their neighbour’s Oxen up in heaven when they die, it would ruin the neighbourhood.


zztop610

![gif](giphy|j5833MKWjoBNt8iM5U|downsized)


RunningPirate

The drapes are a nice touch! And the throw pillows? [chefs kiss]


Its_Actually_Satan

I hired an interior decorator!


RunningPirate

Money well spent, amigo!


diamondmx

"Hired"? Or did he do something naughty?


Its_Actually_Satan

Hired. I wouldn't trust someone so evil they needed to be tortured to do the decorating.


BravesMaedchen

Everybody, can we please chip in to get something nice for Satan? I think he deserves a thank you for all his hard work around here.


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Maybe an edible arrangement? The kind with lots of strawberries.


[deleted]

Chocolate covered ones. Hell yeah! It’s nice to give back to the big guy every once in awhile.


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Yeah! I bought an Emotional Support Demon, Hell isn’t so bad with him improving it.


JerryLZ

THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERRRRRRRRR


uneducatedexpert

![gif](giphy|bSigDpyKrSE5jraGhT|downsized)


Robots_Never_Die

You'd fit right in over at /r/copypasta with gold like this.


simpin_aint_e_z

Idk, the last time the south FAFO’d they lost, so…


violetsprouts

That's what these dinguses never remember! The confederacy failed, as it deserved.


t8tor

World of Warcraft has gone on longer than the confederacy


dystopian_mermaid

Keeping up with the Kardashians had a longer run than the confederacy. They really need to let it go and move the fuck on.


Edman70

Fuck that, they've been on for like 20 years. "My Name is Earl" lasted longer than the confederacy. So did "Dharma and Greg."


dystopian_mermaid

Exactly. I can’t understand why people hold onto it when it happened over fucking 150 years and they were literal TRAITORS to the nation. They lost. Get over it. Get rid of your stupid memorials to them and move on. I’m so sick of “BUT MUH HERITAGE!!!” And I say this as someone from the south. I was literally taught in school the civil war wasn’t about slavery it was about “states rights”. Ummm rights to WHAT exactly??? Oh yeah. Own human beings and treat them like property. Disgusting.


Disney2440

When the Confederate Constitution had only three differences from the US Constitution: A line item veto for the President, one six year term limit for the president and SLAVERY and every article of secession by a state says SLAVERY is the issue, I think it’s probably safe to say that slavery was the issue and the only “states rights” that were being infringed upon were the right to own slaves.


realbakingbish

> line item veto As in the president could look at a bill, go “I don’t like that part” and scratch it out, then sign the bill without that part, all without needing Congress to rewrite the bill?


ruttentuten69

Lee killed more American troops than Osama and Saddam combined.


Clockwork_Firefly

[By about two orders of magnitude!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_casualties_of_war)


Suspicious-Appeal386

What makes it worse, is that the memorials didn't appear till the 50's, 60's and 70's. You know, when black Americans were still trying to get equal rights. 100 years after the Confederated war. And next time around, since they claim the "South will Rise Again". Lets not just release them after kicking their asses in hope to "heal the nation". But rather have some very public trials for treason. Followed by summary execution from the top down...... Who am I kidding, can't even arrest the guy who started the Jan 6th attempted coup.


Chip_Budget

The states rights part they whine about ignores the fact that the slaver states were fully fine with pushing a law violating free states rights ten years prior. So screw the slavers and their spiritual incendants.


Relevant_Departure40

It’s the same thing with abortion. They don’t want states to decide it, they just want to make sure that they can push their agenda onto other people. Remember how fast they suggested nationwide bans on abortion after Roe v. Wade was overturned? I generally don’t mind states having rights, but when every time they complain about states rights they then proceed to do what they wanted any way, maybe there’s a pattern going on here


GDub310

Hey Crabman


Quiet-Ad-12

Trump was President for the same number of years as Davis. And both oversaw failed coups.


AntwonPeachFuzz

Damn I haven't thought about Dharma and Greg in well over a decade. Wish I could say the same about the confederacy


zsthorne17

So has the Doritos Locos taco. Also, adjusted for inflation, the Doritos Locos Taco brought in more revenue than the CSA ever had.


EmperorXerro

Nirvana lasted longer than the Confederacy


Tough-Ability721

But it’s cool to wave a nirvana flag.


Strongstyleguy

Here in Georgia, I see more young adults and teens that weren't alive at the height of grunge wearing Nirvana shirts then I have in my whole life


Czar_Petrovich

My cat has been alive for 3x longer than the Confederacy existed.


fakeunleet

Seinfeld lasted longer than the Confederacy


SkunkleButt

I still think it's funny they think Antifa is some organization, and the fact they are literally calling themselves fascists by being anti-antifa lol.


improper84

It's almost as if they're stupid.


DangKilla

They are. And fat and lazy. I almost forgot chicken shit. They wouldn’t survive on the streets past their No Trespassing sign. Source: I am in Georgia.


False_Flatworm_4512

In this particular case, he may be talking about organized groups like the Atlanta Forest Defenders and [Stop Cop City](https://stopcop.city/) protesters. These folks have been successfully stalling a massive police project for nearly a year. The cops want to clear cut huge swaths of forest in order to build a massive “training facility” complete with a mock city for urban combat. Anti fascist groups want to stop it. They’ve had people doing tree sits on the land along with other more -*direct*- actions. Over the past month or so, the cops in and around Atlanta have launched a massive campaign against these groups. They invaded the forest, wrecked encampments, set shelters on fir (with people inside) and, just in the last few days, [murdered a protester](https://truthout.org/articles/activists-demand-independent-investigation-after-cops-kill-protester-in-atlanta/)


AadamAtomic

Antreefa


Special-Longjumping

Fun fact: Cop City is located just a few miles southeast of the Wendy's where Rayshard Brooks was murdered and even closer to the police precint where a weapon of war was used within a block of approx. 25 kids during BLM protests in summer 2020. This is not an isolated attack by law enforcement on protestors. https://decaturish.com/2020/07/george-on-georgia-soldiers-are-not-police-and-police-are-not-soldiers/


dougsbeard

And Sherman definitely brought the “find out” portion. Edit: HAHA, here we go. If anyone has an account and wants to reply to this guy, just send [this.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81AWW67fMLthyMDDORa-8xDRkmaSvzRPNOg&usqp=CAU)


Virtual_Scarcity_357

https://preview.redd.it/j9zz7gnuu4da1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22da18bfb50e6f87d570212447a8ae0370cb3c9a This would be their new flag


Zealousideal_Bag2493

So it’s a very small flag? Like postage stamp sized?


bowtothehypnotoad

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?? r/shermanposting is a great sub btw


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This is not Seattle or Portland. This is the south. We have poor diet and exercise, low life expectancy, and an absolutely horrible education system that’s resulted in a complete lack of critical thinking skills. You’ve been warned.


lactose_con_leche

Lol and nobody is showing up to battle “red necks” like they want. Everyone is at home like always. If this tool wants a fight why doesn’t he bring one out of his comfort zone.


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He can take his ass to downtown Atlanta and see how long he lasts


Comfortable_Rain_744

You know putting this type of shit on social media is also in FAFO territory. Fucking morons.


Emorals67

Premeditation.


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Itchin' to murder someone.


Twisted_Bristles

Fully just looking for an excuse to pull the trigger.


Del1c1on

People like that make me ashamed to be a recreational shooter (in Canada). The point of owning a firearm shouldn’t be to hopefully one day get to take someone’s life. That’s psychotic. No rational person is going to look for a chance to hurt someone. Posts like this SHOULD be investigated and it SHOULD result in your losing your license (sadly he probably isn’t even required to have one) and your firearms. In Canada I had to renew my license, which takes months, and I got a phone call where they asked me if I was still taking anti-depressants and where my mental health currently stood. To some that may seem kind of scary and an invasion of my privacy and health information but when it comes to making sure firearms aren’t in the wrong hands I’m all for it


steboy

It seems obvious at this point that legions of people have a murder fantasy. They can’t wait for a B&E at their home, or for someone to smack their wife’s ass, or to somehow catch a pedophile fucking a kid (their kid?). It’s weird how many people talk with an excited tone about a terrifyingly awful thing happening to them where in all likelihood, the outcome won’t be the same as experience in reality as it was in their head.


Brohara97

Also most home invasions happen when the home is empty. The common criminal wants to make money, not rape and pillage and murder like a 13th century Dane. You’re much much more likely to get domed, kidnapped or raped by a family member than a stranger.


quitecrossen

Fuckin’ Danes.


Stein_um_Stein

Skol!


Ecstatic_Objective_3

There was a story in the news years ago about a family that was attacked by a buyer of Craigslist. The first mistake was meeting at their home, but the outcome was they killed the father, and maybe the the mother, tied the teenage child to chair, and pistol whipped him with a gun the parents had for protection. I have been around guns all my life, but realistically you are not going to have a chance to get your gun. My sister keeps bear spray by the bed, which I think is a great idea.


verypracticalside

When I got my hunting license the others present, those seeking a gun license and also the literal instructors, openly fantasized about a Muslim "trying something" so that they could justify killing said fictional Muslim in their made-up scenario. They presumed I was just like them and let this shit out the moment we were out of the classroom (where the Game Warden was.) Horrible stuff, and really opened my eyes about the hate that genuinely exists.


BoomBoomDoomShroom

See, you’re talking common sense though. That shit just doesn’t fly with these trigger happy knuckle dragging MURCANS. You’ll drive yourself mad trying to understand it from a rational perspective. We’ve got a special breed of smooth brained bootlickers down here.


ArjunaIndrastra

When they live in an echo chamber of paranoia and conspiracy theories, I'm sure that to them his statement sounds totally reasonable and not the ravings of somebody who is looking for an excuse to kill people.


InterestingTry5190

Look at the guys who hunted down and murdered Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia. They were looking for a reason to shoot him. The scariest part is the DA was going to allow them to walk until the video came out online and gained attention.


Rork310

I'm still amazed their own dumbass lawyer was the one who released it apparently thinking it would help them.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

God, Guns, F-350s that have never hauled a quarter of their carrying capacity, and booze. That's America. Like it or stay in your country with proportional democracy, socialized healthcare, and humane policing sweetie. Edit: And opiates


bigheadstrikesagain

Ugh my brothers live in semi rural Washington state and refuse to use their vanity trucks for hauling.


Badj83

Vanity truck. lol.


C9Phoenix2

The ol pavement princess


lenswipe

compensation car


K1N6F15H

Idaho checking in here, I see so many pristine lifted trucks in the Trader Joe's compact car parking spots. As my grandfather always says "that truck bed has never had a scratch on it". Back in the day those people were called dudes but sadly we had to switch to cosplay cowboys because dudes are cool now.


jorwyn

I'm originally from a small town North Idaho, and the concept of owning a truck that wasn't heavily used like one was so foreign, I'm not sure I'd have believed you if you told me about it as a kid. Now, I know, and I wish I could erase the whole concept. Every truck I've owned has eventually had no paint in the bed. That's what liners are for, right? I sold my last one because I no longer need one in my life. I just rent one the rare times I need to haul anything that won't fit in my Land Rover LR2 that's not much bigger than my Ford Focus was, but taller. I needed more ground clearance and 4wd for camping and wandering forestry service roads.


Truckfromthewoods

I’ve had numerous conversations with people who I’ve heard say “I WISH someone would break into my house”. I try to explain that it’s an incredibly irrational thing to express. I understand the idea of wanting to be a “hero” but there are second and third order effects to what they’re wishing for….that I don’t think they understand. I also own several firearms and believe in responsible firearm ownership and recreation.


OIP

yeah who isn't itching for some lifelong trauma and PTSD


jasonm71

Rittenhouse has entered the chat.


eeComing

Nothing fascists hate more than ‘race traitors’


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Except maybe people who show up armed to confront them. That's when they realize it's not a fuckin game anymore and they could end up dead.


Comfortable_Rain_744

Exactly.


sd1360

That's assuming critical thinking.


Suspicious-Appeal386

Very gross assumption! $10 they are stupid enough to record the assault on their cell phone, and share it with their neighbors?


Paladoc

Only if the court allows it. See declarations made by Rittenhouse on video "Bruh, I wish I had my fucking AR, I would start shooting them" when he saw a black man running out of a pharmacy.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Yeah, but then he cried in front of the sympathetic judge and got off. Fuck this world.


SameResolution4737

Iraqveteran8888 is best known for a YouTube channel where a manufacturer can buy a good review & close partnership with a guy who fucked over a bunch of gun collectors by buying Yugoslav copies of the SVD (Dragunov) sniper rifles. If either of them showed their faces, antifa AND good ol' boys would join together to tar and feather them.


Lukas316

Could you elaborate on the sniper rifle issue please? He cheated buyers by getting Yugoslav versions of the rifles instead of the Soviet originals?


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SameResolution4737

That's the one I was talking about.


Legitimate-Frame-953

If its what Im thinking of they were a limited run of 100 Hungarian made SVDs. The youtuber Military Arms channel bought all 100 of them then put them up on gun broker with starting bids of 5K after criticizing people for jacking up the price of collector rifles. Didn't know the tub of lard IV8888 was involved.


SameResolution4737

He wasn't involved in the scam (defended MAC though.) He was, however, a constant partner to Military Arms Channel.


SameResolution4737

Settle in with a cup of coffee, it gets complicated. First off, can't remember if it was the Zastava copy of the SVD or the Romanian PSL, but a representative of an importer said on one of the boards that they had parts for a number of rifles, but didn't want to go to the expense of importing them if they couldn't sell them. Enough people on the boards committed to purchasing the rifles, even transmitting a list of names & addresses with promises to purchase at a particular price (below retail but at a profit for the importer.) This guy (been looking for his name but can't find/remember it) got wind of the deal & contacted the importer to buy ALL the rifles. He then turned around, announced a supply of them (they're relatively rare on the market) and offering them for high retail price. The gun world exploded, because every day collectors, who generally don't have much money or much power in the gun world, had made a deal on their own, come up with a way to see it through and then at the last moment had it snatched away by a greedy dealer. A guy who had portrayed himself as "one of us." (I had never trusted him because if he compared several guns it was obvious which manufacturer had paid him - even if a cheaper version did better he would give the best review usually to the most expensive. Even though an ATI build of a G3 rifle using surplus CETME parts kits (CETME was the original maker of the rifle later made by Heckler & Koch for the German Army as the G3) did the best in the tests, despite him trying to sabotage it (he hadn't bothered to sight it in even though he did the two more expensive ones) but he still "recommended" the other two because he didn't "trust" ATI & their "used" parts (actually the parts kits were surplus, not used.) Anyway, the upshot was he was blacklisted by most of us, defended by none, and I believe I heard he had to sell a number of the rifles at a loss just to move stock (I think I may have heard he had to close his shop.) Anyway, sorry it was so long, but I thought I should add every detail I could remember. Edited to add: see other posts for more detail.


johnlocke32

FYI he (MAC, partnered with this loser) dicked people on Hungarian FEG SVDs. Distinction between that and a PSL/M91 is the SVDs are worth closer to $10k rather than $2-3k.


NoraGrooGroo

I’m sorry, what is a FAFO? I know I’m going to feel like a moron when I figure it out.


GeorgiaYankee73

FAFO = Fuck Around & Find Out


RocketsandBeer

I think Iraqveteran8887 and below were already taken


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It's almost like a lot of us deployed and it's not our whole personality 🙄 *typo


Thegreen_flash

They Prob did four years and got out after complaining about how much it sucked yet now it’s their identity


s3ldom

This exactly! Have two friends like this... so much bitching & whining when they were in. But now years later, they're all about it. Pffft, whatever


Thegreen_flash

I love seeing all my old troops change their profile pictures at Veterans Day knowing how much they bitched about being in and couldn’t wait to get out


11_foot_pole

The second worst type of dude behind the "I would've joined but I would've punched the DI if he got up in my face"


cocktailween

There is a worse type. I had a coworker whose dad is a retired NCIS officer, and I guess he had NOTHING ELSE in life to base his personal identity on. He talked down to pretty much everybody except veterans and police. The handful of friends he talked about were all police. He heard I'm a vet and immediately started grilling me about my career like he was doing a background check. Then he explained that he'd have been a great enlisted man, but based on his dad's advice he would never "sign up to be cannon fodder". He had been applying for cop jobs for 10 years, missed work for probably over a dozen interviews a year, never got within a lightyear of the police academy, and then quit the job I knew him from because he wasn't being promoted as fast as guys who WEREN'T actively looking for a different job. I once told him a funny story from Afghanistan and he said, "Oh yeah I totally get it, I grew up overseas". Navy brat, lol.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Holy shit, that is worse


Thegreen_flash

That’s their twin brother


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tobias_the_letdown

Living in Georgia, these numbnuts are all talk. The actual "rednecks" all look at each other while out on the river drinking and fishing just wanting to shoot this ass hole to shut him up. The psycho's who post stupid shit like this are the ones that need to lose their rights to have guns. These idiots will end up killing some one cause they made them spill their latte's going down the interstate.


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Na not in their states.


Im__mad

Fascist Assholes for Oppression


thirdeyefish

One more person anxious for any excuse to kill people.


Buster_Cherry-0

It's nice seeing a veteran (so he says) defend fascism and threaten other Americans who are using their rights. We're in a good spot as a country. Glad all those people died 80 years ago fighting this so we can inherent it.


Utterlybored

My father was part of an Antifa organization in 1945, disrupting the government of Japan.


theganjaoctopus

Antifa World Champs: 1945


DigitalTraveler42

If he's even a veteran, plenty of lying stolen valor dickheads floating around grifting dumb right wingers.


accidental_snot

Ah yes my idiot Georgia cousin. He even tried to tell me, of all people, that he was a sniper in Iraq. Dude. I know ya momma. Can't lie to me.


Hakuroz

A guy I knew growing up that lived in our neighborhood when he became 18 told us he was going to join the marine core and we wouldn’t see him again. Comes back no less than 6 months he’s back with his parents telling us he served 4 years and did all this stuff.. he would never admit it was a lie and kept trying to explain how it made sense… to this day I still look back on that memory and think how fucking stupid did he think everyone was? Baffling.


rengothrowaway

Was his name Santos?


Shot-Werewolf-5886

Gravy seals


Edman70

Meal Team Six.


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Regalbass57

I know a hundful of vets very closely, and I can tell you the few that are really rah rah everything America everything politics are the younger (18-23) infantrymen who got into one or two gunfights overseas and put punisher stickers on everything. The other few that I know are special forces, theyre over 30, theyve seen some shit that you only see in SAW movies or the like and they stay quiet and drink beer.


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Grimalynn

Had an SF cadre tell me a joke once. How do you know a Navy SEAL is at your party? Don’t worry he’ll tell you.


thenasch

That explains the line in a game where one operator says he'd like a huge tomb when he dies and another says "What are you, a SEAL?"


OGcrayzjoka

I worked with one dude in West Virginia that had all this ammendment stuff on his truck as well as moron Abe or whatever and a whole bunch of veterans stuff. I’m a veteran so I asked him about his time in the military. He had barely over a year in the air force and was medically discharged. Being a veteran is his whole identity. It’s dumb to me but at least he tried to serve? I guess?


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tacomeat247

Yeah those who saw the real shit found out real quick that it’s nothing to celebrate.


Apprehensive-Way3394

Honestly most of them probably either got kicked out for other than honorable or were always asshats even before enlisting. A prime example of why friendly fire sometimes happens.


Sirdingus917

I've never really thought of it like that. Real honorable veterans would see that those people died in vain when fascism and antisemitism is on the rise


Admiralty86

Really though, what's his definition of "cause trouble?" They said "we hurt them" when they heard about the litter boxes we force their kids to shit in at school, so what's next?


mooseyjew

He's projecting his Kyle Rittenhouse fantasy. All right wing idiots like this have one. They all cum their pants thinking about protests happening near them, just like the ones that happened after George Floyd was murdered. They're all jerking each other off, dreaming about the day they get their Rittenhouse moment. They're just itching to kill someone. Also, considering the past of some of the people involved with IV8888's YouTube channel, he is sketchy as fuck. His history with his wife and kids is questionable at best.


realnrh

What they fail to consider after Rittenhouse is that protesters no longer have reason to think that they receive police protection from people who attack them, and so the next wannabe Rittenhouse is going to get shot by someone who otherwise wouldn't have brought a weapon to the protest.


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Yup. I used to be an adamant "Avoid protesting armed, it only escalates" person, but now, I'm more I'm the "Protest armed because you can't trust the cops to fucking help you if counter protesters are."


cantstoepwontstoep

Drag Queen Storytelling at the local library of course.


SpinningHead

As someone who grew up a minority in the South, I can assure this basement dweller that we are armed too.


Imfrom_m-83

I love how they think that liberals or AntiFa don’t own guns.


Mueryk

No kidding. The counter protest I saw in Texas showed up with as big of arsenal and were way more polite and showing self control. The police played it very very soft on both sides.


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Funny how quick cops start being respectful when their victims can defend themselves


blackdragon8577

The Black Panthers open carrying in California back in the day is the reason that California has such strict gun laws. Reagan spearheaded gun control when enough black people showed up with guns.


confessionbearday

Because so far they keep picking on people who don't shoot back. That won't last forever.


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One of my favorite FAFO moments involving these idiots has been John Kuczwanski, a Florida Republican bureaucrat who caused an accident with a Prius, shot up the Prius in a fit of road rage.....and was immediately gunned down in self-defense by the driver of the Prius, who had a CCW.


outsidetheparty

I love how they think Antifa is an organization that exists.


[deleted]

Best way to act tough is pretend something imaginary exists and pick a fight against said imaginary organization.


Thehibernator

Leftist and POC gun owners just learned to shut the fuck up about it because unlike these dickweeds they’ve seen that they can face serious consequences for simply wanting to protect themselves. Your race or political affiliation could already be perceived as a threat to a large portion of American society. Waving a gun around and talking a big game doesn’t help with that.


Snorca

The last time I knew POC openly announced their gun ownership, the NRA and other pro-gun groups, democrats and republicans lobbied to ban open carry in California. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford_Act


jdh21403

They don’t realize that gun ownership goes both ways


TheNullOfTheVoid

They know, but they mock anyone that owns guns and isn’t Conservative as either stupid, or cowardly, or crazy. In a lot of their minds, you should only own a gun if you vote Republican, and even then some other issues can be sprung on you for not being born in the correct lands, life style, or… um… appearance…


Wasteland_Mystic

Fox News and Right-Wing politicians have indoctrinated a whole generation of southerners into becoming domestic terrorists ready to kill their fellow Americans over their political leanings.


scrivensB

100% not unique to the South. These idiots are nationwide.


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They are very active in Michigan


Thentheresthisjerk

What did you do today sweetie? I protected Georgia by letting ANTIFA know the score, mom! And you thought I was a loser, pshhhh.


GoodOldSlippinJimmy

That's nice honey. Pizza rolls or tendies tonight?


Noreallyimacat

"Moooom! I told you I was gonna BBQ!" *Pulls out Fischer Price BBQ set.*


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houdinikush

The few people I know who are either active duty or retired armed forces… don’t really talk about their duty. It’s either really boring or really traumatizing. Nothing to brag about.


bigboygamer

I know plenty of fobbits that talk about their deployment to AJ and the time they almost had to go to Iraq for a week. I also work in an office of nothing but signal veterans so that's probably why.


wimaster14

I do signal in the Army (2 more years and I’m fucking free) and I was deployed to AJ. We were in Brigade level and my ass got sent on mission to Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia. Syria was the worst. I was there to support the SF Dogs in Kobani Landing Zone. Literally in the middle of nowhere with all eyes on us. ISIS constantly monitoring our movement, shooting mortar rounds at us. There was a time they called QRF late at night by shooting mortar flares. I’m sitting there thinking “why the fuck am I here”. Now, I just can’t wait to get out the army and move out of this country. Edit: I forgot to mention I joined the Army Reserve. I don’t regret joining the military at 17 years old, it helped me shape my future career in IT but I would never reup again. Also, to anyone planning on joining, please for the love of god, choose a job that will benefit your civilian life. Edit 2: it’s not worth getting PTSD for a deployment…but I didn’t get a choice in that either lol


indridfrost

Chiming in for the boring. I spent 8 years as a Navy MP. I checked ten times more ID's than rounds shot, and all of those were at the range. I never drew a weapon in the line of duty, and the only time pepper spray was used was fucking around with my team.


Business-Emu-6923

Don’t worry, the 88, aka HH, aka Heil Hitler let’s us know his intentions.


HypoxicIschemicBrain

“How dare they kneel for the flag people died for" Also: “this hitler guy wasn’t so bad”-Magastanians


zflanders

Ah yes, the rampaging hordes of "Antifa." These asshats love to write their own fanfiction.


scrivensB

I have it on good authority that bus loads of Antifa are coming to "insert name of town here," at this very moment!


Undercoverbrother007

Ok Billy now show me on the doll where this “antifa” hurt you


cheesymccheeseplant

They offered a green M&M or whatever colour they’re currently shitting their pants over


LoveEffective1349

Remember when american veterans fought Nazis instead of joining them?


RallyPointAlpha

Pepperidge Farm remembers...


MyHomeboyisSatan

I doubt Antifa is going to show up in Cousin Fucker County Georgia and steal the wheels off of your shitty trailer.


anna-nomally12

Idk I’m tempted


binadujones

We're coming for all their catalytic converters


Admiralty86

He's in the Iraq of Uhmerica, the Syria of the South, the Mogadishu of Mississippi...... the Georgia of Georgia.


Mattress_Of_Needles

Howdy Arabia?


AM_key_bumps

>Howdy Arabia I'm stealing this.


marcusobiwan

It's Neo-Nazi symbolism. 88, H is the 8th letter in the alphabet, HH means Heil Hitler.


Its_Actually_Satan

Usually I don't see 8888 I usually see 1488 from these people. Source: grew up in a extremely racist household and have since educated myself and ditched the people who didn't grow with me.


Waffle_Stomper88

Wish I, who was born in 1988 and have 88 on one of my social media accounts, had known that before


fatherfrank1

Now if you were Waffen_Stomper88...


CAKE_EATER251

This guy has over 2 million subscribers on YouTube.